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Politics › Re: RRS Patrol Vehicles Stationed In Strategic Points Across Lagos (photos) by alaskido(m): 3:53pm On Dec 01, 2015
I can see on some of the black cars, it is inscribed "DONATED BY ENUGU STATE GOVERNMENT". I thought they said the cars were donated by Ambode (Lagos state government). Are you trying to deceive us APC and mega CHANGE.
Politics › Re: RRS Patrol Vehicles Stationed In Strategic Points Across Lagos (photos) by alaskido(m): 3:50pm On Dec 01, 2015
Why are these vehicles and the Police only stationed at Lekki and its environs. What about Ajegunle, Mushin, Agege, Yaba, Shomolu. Or are these places not part of Lagos or they do not have good roads where the newly acquired cars can move freely or they are only to protect the rich and wealthy at Lekki. Nonsense report.

These cars will be destroyed in no time by these POLICEMEN.
Politics › Re: Massive Procession Of APC Faithfuls In Portharcourt (Photos) by alaskido(m): 3:33pm On Dec 01, 2015
Yesterday was PDP rally or protest, today is APC procession. Na wah o.
Politics › Re: Men Alleged To Have Trailed Jonathan's Convoy Released From Police Custody (Pic) by alaskido(m): 3:30pm On Dec 01, 2015
How can they say they mistook Jonathan's convoy for that of Timipere Silva. Are these Policemen dumb? Didn't they depart with Timi's convoy? Don't they know the vehicle of Timi. Bayelsa is not that big that you can miss your way or miss your convoy or do not recognise a car. I stayed in Bayelsa for 4 years and I know what I am talking about.

I smell foul play here. These politicians, una no go kill us o.
Family › Re: I Caught My Husband Sniffing My Niece's Pants by alaskido(m): 3:25pm On Dec 01, 2015
Hehehehehehe, you said he is a pastor in your church huh. My dear, if you must know he is already sleeping with your niece. You are now 2 wives in that house. Pastor? I am shocked. Na which church self? Leave all this pastors o. They perform more that unbelievers. Sniffing of pants abi.

How can we advise you on such sensitive issue as this one when there are no evidence.
TV/Movies › Re: Ben Bruce Replies Fan Criticizing Him For Selling Popcorn @800 At His Cinemas by alaskido(m): 3:08pm On Dec 01, 2015
Please leave Ben Murray Bruce alone. If you are angry that he sells pop corn for N800 then go and open your own cinema and give it out for free. This is his business. It is not compulsory that you must chew pop corn when you visit his cinema to watch films. You can also decide not to go there and watch films. After all there are CD's and cables in your home. I think you are the hypocrite.

Ben is only trying to make common sense to Nigerian populace without sense.
Politics › Re: Army Arrests Many Dislodged Boko Haram Suspects In Lagos by alaskido(m): 2:48pm On Dec 01, 2015
Boko Haram is busy killing and bombing while the Army is busy promoting officers who will not go to war. They sit here in Lagos with their pot bellies. The heading of this new is different from the story line. Poor journalism.
Education › Re: Rivers University Expels Student For Having Speech And Hearing Challenges by alaskido(m): 2:37pm On Dec 01, 2015
Get a good lawyer and sue their fucking ass. We have other options like the open universities.
Politics › Re: PMB Vs GEJ With Queen Elizabeth At CHOGM (Photos) by alaskido(m): 2:10pm On Dec 01, 2015
Jonathan is more composed, cheerful and confident while Buhari looks like a houseboy, page boy standing like PHCN electric pole and looking like one who has never seen a white lady in his life. grin grin grin
Food › Re: Men Eating Wedding Meal From Packer (Photos) by alaskido(m): 12:29pm On Dec 01, 2015
Every mistake is a new style for us in Nigeria. Apparently these packers are brand new and have not been used for packing dirts. Also they might be the souvenirs. After all we have plastic plates, so what is the difference. The difference is just the shape.
Crime › Re: Man Arrested For Posing As Tinubu (pictured) by alaskido(m): 12:26pm On Dec 01, 2015
See that one with his dreadlocks. Fucking weed smokers. Why una no impersonate una father and mother. Yeye Yahoo boys. Kirikiri Maximum Five Star Hotel dey wait for una.
Politics › Re: Confusion In Kogi APC As Faleke Insists He’s Governor-Elect by alaskido(m): 11:53am On Dec 01, 2015
The end result of all this wailing is power and money. End of story. If a governors salary was NGN 300K, his official car a Peugeot 505 and if he steals and is caught the punishment will be death by hanging, you will not hear all this shout. No one will even go into politics.
Crime › Re: Suspect In Lagos Police Station Kidnapped By 3 Masked Gunmen by alaskido(m): 11:36am On Dec 01, 2015
Them never tell us the true story. Monkey hand don enter pot of soup. The police is not your friend o. Run as fast as your legs can take you when you see them.
Crime › Re: Suspect In Lagos Police Station Kidnapped By 3 Masked Gunmen by alaskido(m): 11:35am On Dec 01, 2015
Them never give us the true story of wetin happen to Waidi Kabiru. Monkey hand don enter pot of soup. This Police they always say is your friend is a big lie. The Police is PUBLIC ENEMY No. 1.

Please try as much as possible to avoid POLICE trouble o.
Romance › Re: 7 Signs She Is Only Using You For Sex by alaskido(m): 11:19am On Dec 01, 2015
END TIME GIRLS POSSESSED WITH MARINE DEMONS.
Politics › Re: Shi’ite Islamic Group Procession After Boko Haram Attacked Their Member (Pics) by alaskido(m): 11:09am On Dec 01, 2015
Hausa kill Fulani, them dey complain. When they were killing Christians, they were very happy and supported Boko Haram saying; yes they are our people, kill all Christians because they are infidel. But now the music don change from Blues to Reggae and they are doing 1 million man march. Make una wear better canvas o because the trekking long with una hot sun.
Fashion › Re: Izuchukwu Anoliefo Wins 3rd In Mr Universal Ambassador In India (Photos) by alaskido(m): 11:05am On Dec 01, 2015
My brother congrats though but please watch your ASS (Yansh). Some of those bad guys maybe eyeing you o. You know now (Homo linger).
Politics › Re: DSS Arrests Sambo Dasuki by alaskido(m): 11:03am On Dec 01, 2015
All past leaders MUST be called to account for their stewardship while in office. This includes BUHARI himself. No one should be left out. No sacred cow. Yeye country.
Celebrities › Re: D'banj Is Finally Getting Married; Wedding Billed To Hold On 12th December by alaskido(m): 10:54am On Dec 01, 2015
I will advise you hold this wedding outside Nigeria to avoid your ex-girlfriends from spoiling your show o. You know now. The Koko mansion saga. Lover boy extraordinary. No long thing.
Politics › Re: Arms Contract Scandal: Senator Saraki Blackmailed CBN Officials To Pay N250M by alaskido(m): 10:48am On Dec 01, 2015
With all the money SARAKI has, still he is greedy and looking for more. See where this has landed him now.
Sports › Re: What Chichi Igbo Wore To A Party (Photos) by alaskido(m): 4:59pm On Nov 30, 2015
Is she a He or She?
Food › Re: Nigerian Customs Destroy N11.5m Worth Of Frozen Products In Edo (photos) by alaskido(m): 4:57pm On Nov 30, 2015
Nigerian are hungry and customs are destroying chicken.
Celebrities › Re: Flavour And Chidinma Kiss On Stage At #Phynofest by alaskido(m): 4:40pm On Nov 30, 2015
Flavour, I bind you in the of the Holy Ghost. Any evil plan you have on this small sweet Chidinma, I send Holy Ghost Fire to scatter your plans. Na wetin? Na only you get penis? Haba, menene? You want to pregnant all the girls for Nigeria before you go rest. You want to break 2 Face record?

Look Flavour, you better stop this if na joke. This girl wey I don dey programme for long. I go send Boko Haram for you o. The stupid girl self just stand make this second hand man dey kiss her. There is God ooooo. Okay now, Kwantinu.
Entertainment › Re: PHOTOS From The Phyno-Fest Show In Onitsha by alaskido(m): 4:27pm On Nov 30, 2015
Why Flavour dey kiss Chidinma like that? This guy sharp o. No go break this girl fragile heart o. Ashawo man.
Politics › Re: Ben Murray-Bruce Comes After Buhari In New Tweet by alaskido(m): 4:19pm On Nov 30, 2015
I am only trying to make common sense.
Romance › Re: My 18-Year-Old Girlfriend Wants Abortion, Please Help by alaskido(m): 4:02pm On Nov 30, 2015
Did you have your dick on your head when making love to her?

What happened to condoms or have you not heard of condoms before? You like it skin to skin abi because the pleasure is real.

Well my advise to you is not to abort the pregnancy o. Stick to her and the baby as fly stick to shit. I wish you good luck in your early married life.
Crime › Re: Doctor Scammed Of N12m Land By Blood Brother by alaskido(m): 3:55pm On Nov 30, 2015
See Gobe. Etu-Brute. Blood brother? This one fit kill you o and inherit your wife and property. They should rot in jail.
Politics › Re: Ongoing Massive Protest In Rivers State Over Recent Political Killings (Photos) by alaskido(m): 3:45pm On Nov 30, 2015
Are these people on a picnic, rally or protest as this does not look like a protest to me. Are these APC or PDP members? No identity. Unknown Civilians everywhere.

I know during the campaign PDP beat up and shot at APC members when they went to OKIRIKA for campaign.

Or is Wike dead? Why are they wearing black?
Celebrities › Re: Sexy Picture Of Flavour Standing In A Canoe by alaskido(m): 3:34pm On Nov 30, 2015
Lover Boy. You want to beat TU FACE record? See your dry legs and 4 packs.
Romance › Re: Pre-wedding Shoots At Usman Dam In Bwari, Abuja by alaskido(m): 3:30pm On Nov 30, 2015
These couple dey take serious risk o. See where them go stand. They would have gone to the zoo and taken a photo with the lion and tiger there. Nonsense.
Celebrities › Re: Dakore Akande Dazzles In Red by alaskido(m): 3:24pm On Nov 30, 2015
You guys keep praising fine girls. My wife is more beautiful than her. Be proud of what you have.
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Escapes Death In Bayelsa (suspects Pictured) by alaskido(m): 3:22pm On Nov 30, 2015
Please make una leave my Hero alone o.

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