₦airaland Forum

Congrats my friend. In this country of uncertainty. People get hired and people get fired.

Me, give my wife my ATM card and pin, I dey mad? Even my salary self she no go know. These women can be dangerous. You give them an inch, they will take a mile.

I think the man loves you and adores you. Why don't you sit him down and talk to him. Looks like you dis-virgined him. If he had dated several girls before marrying you, he will not behave like a robot towards you. Woman, please count yourself lucky to have a husband like yours. Many girls are looking for such a man to marry. 90% of men out there are bandit and they treat their wives badly.

You guys knew all these yet you voted them into power when they promised they will provide free meal in public schools and pay the unemployed N5K each month. Nigerians, we are so gullible and naïve.

I like her when she was dark. She looks like an Olosho now that she has bleached up her skin.

They should have put a pillow under the mortar before pounding o. These oyibos self. Small thing them don call police. If na Nigeria our police no go answer you self for such case.

The money given to her was actually N100.00 notes. They hypnotise her eyes to see N1,000.00 notes. Nigeria is now a cashless society. Use cards on POS machines. Many traders now use POS.

All this in a bid to remain in power. Na wa o. People like wahala o.

Her Uniform dey like Indian Hemp leaf. Is this woman the wife of the same Bode George we know with all them funny stories? Hmmmmm if so, this is very funny.

Uche, Uche. She catch oyibo pepper. The pickin look like muskeeper fish.

The South African people self, they do not know that churches in Nigeria are commercialised. If they see their bank accounts heart attack to kill them. Chris, please run for your life. Flee from South Africa o.

Where is EFCC? This is the man you guys should be looking for to arrest and not the Amnesty contractors. Fake juju man. End Time native doctor. Ask him if he is rich himself.

Is this a family business?

What a story. This girls pussy must be made of gold.

If DON JAZZY is 33 years, then I am 23 years. I know he is lying. Kwantinue. God is watching you.

What does a policeman need a gun for when he is off duty? Is he the security guard in his compound? If a policemen is not on duty his gun should be dropped at the office and locked up in the armoury.

Now he has accidentally killed his lovely wife. So many cases of accidental discharge even if the victim was shot on purpose. Happy trigger policemen. Meat when you dey forbid, please no use your teeth divide am o.

This is normal speech. You do not expect to visit someone in his home and tell him his house is dirty or smelling. After all Baba Go Slow just appointed him the VC of UNIBEN, what else do you expect.

They are all bloody liars. End Time Emirs and End Time governors. Please share the Gala, share the booze jare.

End Time Rapist. Don't you know how to go to meet the harlots. They are in hotels and on the streets.

End Time Buses, End Time drivers. After smoking Indian Hemp and drinking monkey tail why wont they somersault their buses on the bridge.

The job of the Nigerian Army is to defend the country in terms of WAR while the POLICE is for civil disturbance and maintain peace in the society. Na wetin come concern Army to arrest fake pastor. Them want to take police work. Captain Lazarus we need to send you to fight Boko Haram. When you come back you will leave civilians alone.

And for those of una wey dey find miracle, take am easy ooooooooooo.

They are the highest spenders in UK yet the country is in penury.

What the hell are cows doing on BRT lane? How did they get there in the first place? Where are the LASTMA officers who arrest cars if they ply the BRT lane. Or don't they arrest cows? These fulanis will kill us one day o. They are so lawless everywhere they go. If you harass them the Federal Government will kill you.

I thought 2 face was a devoted Christian? Why mix Christianity with Muslim? Or are you now practicing CHRISLAM? Na wa o. You no be bird and you no be bat. Na wetin you come be now? One leg dey here and the other leg dey there.

You see how these old me keep collecting our future wives. They have married their own wives and abandoned them and now chasing after our wives. Who are they leaving their old wives for. We will protest and invite the human right activist to look into our case.

ARMED ROBBERY NO BE JOB O.

WHY IS IT THAT UNTIL THEY ARE ARRESTED CANCER WILL START TO EAT THEM? WHEN THEY WERE FREE, NO SICKNESS.

GOOD PILOTS BUT BAD AIRCRAFTS

I see dane guns o. Na this kind gun them dey use for our soldiers? Idonbilivit. These local guns must have belong to villagers. These local guns cannot kill an elephant.

Wike don go hire crowd. We know your type. It has happened before and you are not the first to use this formula.

Bright Okocha, Bright Okocha, Bright Okocha. How many times I call you? Make you no go die for old woman cooking pot o. I will tell your wife to put you in prayers o because e be like say this your dada we you dey carry for your head go plait one day.

The maids waist must be very rosy and attractive for the man to rent a flat for her. Eleyi gidigan o. See Gobe.

Why wont him be stressful when them carry load meant for old man give small boy.

How this one come take concern me. Na this one go put food for my table?