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This boy is damn stupid. I will never buy your CD's again or attend your shows. Idiot. I work 9 to 5 and use my salary to buy your music. |
This guy marries a minor in an IDP camp and he is very happy. Buhari, see what you have caused. ![]() |
You have my vote Donald. Good move in the right direction. |
If better piss catch you, you go even piss in front of Army barracks and damn the consequences. |
What da fu*k is this dress. She should have gone stark naked. Holy Moses, pray for your future generation as they are completely finished. Iranu Abasha. |
MARY KAY don suffer. Old woman looking young with MARY KAY. |
Niger Delta militants, oya over to una. Fulani don come take over una job o. |
The NIGERIAN POLICE will see this FULANI herdsman with an AK47 rifle and they will not arrest him. They will say it is part of their dressing. If it was a Southerner with just a kitchen knife or machet, they will arrest him and accuse him of armed robbery. Make God punish all of una wey dey support FULANI. God is watching you all in 4 D. |
A very beautiful woman like you who is ready to cheat ![]() |
LAIR MOHAMMED IS AT IT AGAIN. ![]() |
Jobless lady with Jobless dog. Oshi o da nile pako. |
Liar. God is watching Tiwa Savage in 4D. Kwantinu lying like Lair Mohammed. |
ADONBILIVIT. Tell this to the marines. Who gives a fu*k. I do not want to hear all these lies. LIE!LIE!LIE! |
Were you just passing by or you were an active member in the protest or the bullet caught you in the leg while lying down in your bed at Onitsha bridge or in PHC. |
If the Governors want to cut minimum wage or sack workers, they have to first reduce their salaries and allowances to balance the boat. Useless politicians. |
Don't insult him. Just let him be. The world is a small place. Your paths may cross one day. Be always good to people you meet when climbing the ladder to success as you will definitely meet them on your way downwards. |
STORY FOR THE GODS ![]() |
A MAN GOT CARDIAC ARREST DUE TO APRIL FOOL JOKE. |
I DON GET ALERT NA GODWIN. ![]() |
With all these discoveries, they are yet to discover the CHIBOK girls. Or are the girls dead or invisible? |
Probably, they have been owed for 8 months, so it calls for jubilation. |
END TIME TEACHER. CHECK WELL, SHE BELONGS TO A CULT SECT. Maybe they have asked her to donate someone to prolong her life. May you rot in jail or hanged. |
IS HER NAME OMAWUNMI OR OMOWUNMI? Is she Itshekiri or Yoruba? Make una no confuse people now. |
END TIME PASTOR. |
END TIME PEACEFUL RALLY. |
The guy who placed the advert must be high on weed. |
This is what we call publicity stunt. They know what they are doing. This is like Fayose cutting fish and kpomo in the market and Wike pricing foodstuff in the market. Leave them, we know them. |
Chai, this guy na the real badoo oshi. Badosneh. |
Jesus Christ. A man steals less than N15K and he gets hanged? When you compare the offence to the crime I do not think hanging should be the price to pay. Our politicians who steal billions of Naira, Dollars, Pound Sterlings are being celebrated. What kind of a country is this? Saraki and Dasuki who stole money are being quizzed by EFCC and DSS. Why not charge them to court immediately and hanged to serve as a deterrent to others. This judge, your place is in hell if Saraki and Dasuki are not hanged. |
I no fit shout again o. |
You do not keep fit by wearing a boxing glove and posing for a picture in a ring. You go to the gym and do some work out exercise. Baba make you take am easy o at your age o. Your doctor no tell you say marrying under age girls can kill you quickly. ![]() Baba leave him kingdom to go London for sight seeing . Baba what is that mark on your two cheeks? You fight TIGER? ![]() |
If she like, let her eat all the seafoods and plants. The end product na shit. I prefer my amala, ewedu and gbegiri soup with assorted meat. |
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