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Wouldn't it be awesome to have a Wizkid and Asa track? Well, not many think so.


On the 21st of February, shinning star Wizkid tweeted that Asa is the one artist he really wants to work with so bad and rather than giving him their support, his twitter followers began mocking him, saying he is no match for super star Asa. See tweets below:




















What do you think?

Happy birthday to you

Long life and prosperity

On the issue of bad English

I have been in a similar situation before but not because my English is poor but because of other factors.

You see a girl and you approach her only to start speaking French instead of English.

olamide_YBNL

Olamide Baddo is lately nigerians finest street Credibility – No doubt!!!

Believe me, everything he does lately turns out to be HIT and any slang from him get on everybody’s lip, any dance step from this Dude is everybody favorite… #Shakiti

My Problem now is; OLAMIDE started with outstanding RAP winning numerous awards and one time he said “street ti take over meaning indigenous flavor is now the newest Vogue” then he started strictly street Rap and now he does more of singing, RnB and Dance Halls.

NOTE: He now have no Award lately on either Rappers categories or on Singers category •••|&|••• Bt Hey! he is making a whole lot of money lately!!! (Indigenous RAP is more like a Legacy from Late Dagrin which Olamide took over to rescue) (Money is one of best benefit of good talent).





Let me ask you guys this Simple questions and I want you all to answer sincerely….

1. Do you think Olamide is making sense more now?
2. You feel he’s a jack of all trades?
3. You feel man just gotta do what he gotta do to make money, Rap or Sing?
4. You feel its not just about money, but legacy?

From your Own View, Is Olamide A Singer Or Rapper?

Drop your Comments.

*in base one voice*

Werey re

WTF



We don't even know their villages and you call them first class kings.

First class ko

Business class ni

S.M.D

Now this story should only be taken with a grain of salt unless you truly and wholeheartedly believe Life & Style Magazine.

According to reports by Life & Style magazine, Kylie Jenner is TWO MONTHS pregnant for boyfriend, Tyga. Despite the fact that both Kylie and Tyga have said they aren't looking to have children anytime soon, the magazine alleges that Kylie is already pregnant and is two months gone!




Read the full story + how Tyga and Kylie are responding to the "pregnancy" after the jump:

An insider allegedly told the magazine:

[Kylie] is legal now and doesn’t have to explain anything to anyone. Kylie couldn’t be more excited about having a baby with Tyga

The insider also claims that Tyga is ready and happy to become a father for Kylie's baby. The source said:
[Tyga] though she was just kidding around that she was pregnant. That’s when she placed a positive pregnancy test in his hands. Tyga immediately hugged and kissed her when he saw the proof.
According to the magazine, the only gbese now is the fact that if Kylie is indeed pregnant, then she was 17 years old when she took in.

I personally won't be paying any mind to this story because pregnancy is a story that always shows in a matter of months. If Kylie is indeed pregnant, then best believe we would know in just a number of months. However, if she is actually pregnant, good for her.

He's the one wearing the cap

Anybody that falls for this is a taog

A guy named Kenneth who lives in Calabar but is from Nnewi in Anambra state redesigned this Keke and transformed it into something new.

See a pic of Kenneth below:

Lagos socialite and publisher of the defunct HINTS Magazine, Chief Goddy Anabor, is now a Cab driver! And this is authoritative. YES INTERNATIONAL! Magazine gathered exclusively that the erstwhile billionaire whose name and titles the likes of Sir Shina Peters, Oliver de Coque and so many other musicians documented lavishly in some of their albums now engages in the business to keep body and soul together, and after falling on bad times.

Operating incognito, Anabor uses a Toyota Camry (tiny light) for this and usually resumes his activities around 1 am when fewer eyes will be on him. His take off point is the popular Allen Avenue in Ikeja, Lagos.

Some of those who used to know him in his hey days are so sad and shocked by the way he ended up. They blamed bad marriage and drugs for his down fall. A native of Fugar in Edo State, Anabor, when the going was good, was residing inside Moshood Abiola Crescent, off Toyin Street, in Ikeja, Lagos. He also had a guest house in Ikeja GRA (on Joel Ogunnaike to be specific). As a matter of fact, the guest house today houses a nu-d3 club – The Cave, owned by Shina Edo. He sold them all at the peak of his crisis. Likewise his gigantic hotel in Edo State and all his exotic automobiles, including a Rolls Royce.

Currently a regular face at a popular bar on Allen Avenue, the businessman who used to have a white man that worked for him as his Personal Assistant drinks 33 Larger Beer whenever he comes around. Unlike in the days of old when it was some of the most expensive drinks. A shadow of his old self, he practically begs now and depends on his Kabukabu to survive

During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you." Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking. When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized!

This is a robbery and not a rape!" This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do! When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got." The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!" This is called "Experience.”
Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications! After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.

This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage! The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month." This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job. The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million.

The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!" This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!" The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery. -

This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks! So who are the real robbers here?

An 11 year old school girl has become an internet sensation after her breakup text message to her boyfriend went viral..




Her elder sister shared the screenshots which has been retweeted over 9,000 times,with many shocked at the manner in which the 11 year old dumped her cheating boyfriend....

Angry over the fact her boyfriend,Joey cheated on her,she slammed him,telling him''screw you.You are not on my level"" Lol...this is serious!11 year old?..

See the final exchange below...

The problem with Lagos is that there's hardly an alternative route to take when one route is congested.

Take Ikorodu for example, the only way you can enter Ikorodu is thru mile12 except you want to go thru Lagos Ibadan express way, which is also prone to congestion.

Let there be alternatives and the traffic will be greatly reduced.

Its more about alternative routes than the condition of the roads.

Foods That Cause Constipation: Top Foods To Avoid





This could sound unbelievable but I have never had constipation more than once in my life. At least since I could tell my left hand from the right — it could have had it before then. Even though I have had it only once in my life, I know the pain that comes with constipation and some that may linger on for the rest of your life. For me, when I see or smell all the food I ate the day I had constipation, I feel like throwing up. That nauseating feeling just comes.

This is one of the reasons I don’t eat cracker biscuits and ojojo (fried balls made from grated yam) till today. Whenever I see them, the memory of that day just comes to my mind. I saw it yesterday and I though about writing this article.



What Causes Constipation?

The common causes of constipation include a low fiber diet, not drinking enough water, or a lack of exercise. According to a spokesperson for the Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics and dietitian at Texas Children’s Hospital in Houston, Kristi King, RD, “Constipation is not usually caused by one or more foods on [its] own.” “It’s usually a combination of things.”

We have mentioned those other factors that could contribute to constipation, so, the rest of this post will only talk about food that contribute to constipation. Let’s go.

So What Foods Cause Constipation?

Basically, foods that are low in fibre content can contribute to the development of constipation. Fibre helps us digest our foods easily — one of the reasons vegetables are always emphasized in our diet. They are very rich in fibre.

When you indulge in unhealthy activities like not drinking enough water and not exercising too much, you cannot couple them with eating too much of these kind of foods (low fibre). Dairy products like cheese and milk can help develop constipation because of the high-fat and low-fibre content of many of these products.

Any cereal that is less than 1 g of fibre per serving, e.g. some cornflakes, puffed wheat, Rice Krispies could have really low fibre content. Making milk and accomplice could even make the matter worse. Other foods include white rice, plain white pasta, noodles and macaroni.

Please be informed again that these foods don’t cause constipation on their own — the other factors mentioned above coupled with these foods usually cause constipation. If you are not exercising well enough and still eat high fibre foods such as fruits and vegetables (such as spinach cooked the right way), constipation should not come near you.

This is ur best bet

Apply something like aboniki or any hot ointment to ur anus hole and wait to see the wonder.

This happened to Mii sometimes this year and I cried to my mum and she just abused Mii and asked Mii to use the method I just told you and it worked like magic

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What a shame

Something similar happened to Mii some times last year when I tried funding my GTB mobile money account using my ATM. The money was deducted from my account but my mobile money wasn't credited.

Egba Chief Shot Dead After Celebrating 75th Birthday, Assailants Leave Note Behind



An Egba Chief, the Oluwo of Ikanna, Chief Moses Oyebade was Wednesday night shot dead by suspected assassins who gained access into his house around 12:00am and shot him several times till he died. The assailants left a note in English and Yoruba which read: ‘Useless man. Oni dokudo (promiscuous).’ The chief however only celebrated his 75th birthday in Lagos two weeks ago before the incident.



The Ogun State Police command has however vowed to bring the perpetrators of the act to book.

natas22:
@op seriously is just a phone and the mumu crowd wants to burn him a life.if you look at this guy his hungry he stole the phone may be to sell and find money to eat.did he use a gun NO he did not and even the mumu owner of higher lander that left his phones inside the car to seen by every body.

Please learn this stop leaving small money or change or phones inside the car to be seen by outsiders that are passing by.
www.

I condemn jungle justice but you saying he stole the phone because he was hungry is not right.

If every hungry person takes to stealing what do you think will happen?

A thief is a thief, for the Bible says "Do not despise a thief for he shall pay in seven folds"

I believe this is front page worthy for people to know that Ben Murray Bruce has been lying for a while now


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Ishilove
Lalasticlala

Similar thing happened during Senate President election when he lied that he voted for Saraki but someone busted his bubbles
https://www.nairaland.com/2373448/ben-bruce-exposed-twitter-lyingben-bruce-exposed-twitter-lying

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Ishilove
LalasticlalaLalasticlala


Is it that this Ishilove lack the ability to read and comprehend?

You closed my thread about Ben Bruce lying on Twitter about voting for Saraki because of this one where he said he was flying business class.


These mods are really something else.

I opened a thread about how Lagos club looked in the 50s and it didn't make front page but the same topic was created way after mine by lalasticlala with same pix and he moved it to the front page

My thread

https://www.nairaland.com/2218553/photo-check-out-what-lagos

You'll be surprised

dustmalik:
How are you sure the OP is an APC supporter?

The guy has diarrhea of the brain

To him

Everybody is APC VS PDP

If I posted that I bought sachet water for five naira
to him am an APC supporter trying to praise Buhari and his party

Someone silenced Ben Murray Bruce for lying that he voted for Bukola Saraki during the Senate leadership election.

See screenshot below

Bobbystanley:
APC members and their selfish interests

Can't this old fool called Bukola Saraki go and enjoy the wealth he has accumulated over the years in government?

They deceived us with Change. We would have sticked with our steady but slow transformation.

This nation has been stagnant for the past one week because of our new tourist king called president.
He should have asked GeJ to appoint him as minister for Culture and tourism

You've started complaining when its barely two weeks

I pity you for the next four years

Barcanista

You are a prophet but you don't know it


Your two predictions came to past

Muhammad Buhari is the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria

And Barcelona was crowned champion of Europe yesterday

But the only problem is you let ursef to be misled

Change

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