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Nice

They have to

Hmmm

Thieves

GTTS JALINGO

You've never heard of a governor that was elected from prison in this country?

Naija, the country of possibilities.






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As A Good Boy Dhat I Am, Lemme Share This With You Guys!!!


Konga is Giving Out N500 Airtime for Completing their Survey and getting 5 persons to Complete the Survey Also! (5 persons =N500 and so on)


Click the link Below
- http:///0TafyogOeC

Just Answer The Kenkele Question That Is There!!!

And Then In The Referred by Box, Type Alayormii

I just Got N500.

Free Airtime \=D/


As A Good Boy Dhat I Am, Lemme Share This With You Guys!!!


Konga is Giving Out N500 Airtime for Completing their Survey and getting 5 persons to Complete the Survey Also! (5 persons =N500 and so on)


Click the link Below
- http:///0TafyogOeC

Just Answer The Kenkele Question That Is There!!!

And Then In The Referred by Box, Type Alayormii

I just Got N500.

Free Airtime \=D/


As A Good Boy Dhat I Am, Lemme Share This With You Guys!!!


Konga is Giving Out N500 Airtime for Completing their Survey and getting 5 persons to Complete the Survey Also! (5 persons =N500 and so on)


Click the link Below
- http:///0TafyogOeC

Just Answer The Kenkele Question That Is There!!!

And Then In The Referred by Box, Type Alayormii

madamGift:
But in the real sense of it, is it right? She committed the crime at age 17, i'm sure if Nigeria wasn't way behind, she wud have been tried as a minor and probably sent to Juvie... but Naija being Naija...too bad. I pity the girl tho..I'm sure she never intended to kill him, she just lost control.

She lost control by bringing out a knife twice in two hours?

If everybody brings out a knife when they lose control, do you think you'll still be alive?

Or you haven't gotten into an argument with anyone?

agarawu23:
Ajimobi broke history

Buhari Broke history

APC broke history

I will break a good history soon.

Bros

You don't break history bur you make history

You break record not history

Hmmmmmmmmm

Nigerdeltaboi:
*carrys koboko*today ama chase all these ghostmode people from the window , Oautce , Sambar , frenzydilz , haywhy28 , safex101 , Jayroland, ALAYORMII , prosper00 , wahlay , chibabi ,dassypearl ,oya make una enter house

*thinking*

Chai, the ghost mode juju wey this baba do no dey work cos how diz guy take see Mii. This baba don carry Mii mugu ooo

sketcherJ:
ladies and gentlemen if you are truly in oyo state now and you wont lie...you will see that majority of oyo state citizens if not all the masses are not happy at the result.. and i wonder how did this governor get elected?people has been crying rigging..No jubilation anywhere..d only pple jubilating now would be ajumobi ,his family and some greedy die hard supporters...violence has started ensuring in some places...we dont know how many will die with this dubious 4 years that has been given d incumbent governor (mind u..i am not that biased...but i am a citizen too and i fall in the majority)
God save the good people of Oyo state
stay tuned...dis movie will not be ending soon

Maybe dem sniff gum wen dem dey vote

Kolomentality

How mamiwata and papiwata?

Welkom

Chnko fone wan kill Chinko boi


Eran Oba lo je isu Oba (na King goat chop King yam)

Gambari to pa Fulani ko lejo ninu (Gambari man wey kill Fulani man no get case to answer)

Nna calm down

That's an happening accident

It happened during the Presidential celebrations

Both did exceptionally well

Gabrielsylar:
ALAYORMI na ode op

Were you expecting to see her completely nude?

Sylar don chop ur brain mofo

An Olabisi Onabanjo University Student has always been seen chilling with hypo. No one knows why he is always spotted drinking hypo while others are busy drinking beer and gin.

whats your own view about this?

The lady pictured below was spotted at Vertigo bar,
Elegushi Beach Lagos recently during a birthday party
and you won’t believe what she let them do to her.








Continue to see it… She opened her Virgina and allowed
guys pop champagne into it.

TYPES OF SLAPS

TAKE AWAY SLAP

When someone gives you a dirty
slap, and all you can do is hold your
face and walk away.

RESOUNDING SLAP

This is after you are hit, you keep on
hearing some funny sounds in your
brain like "wiiiiiiiiiii"! And voices in
your head will start singing
Christmas Carol.

FORMATTING SLAP

This is the slap that makes someone
forget instantly what he or she was
doing. You find yourself asking
questions like, "What did I do?"

EXPLANATION SLAP

When someone gives you this kind of
slap, you find yourself explaining the
situation to the nearest person on
your own accord e.g. Bros! Are you
watching? I didn't do anything o!

FIX DEPOSIT SLAP

When you receive this kind of slap,
all you will do is just stand right
where you are and watch the person
walk away with your mouth opened
widely.

RHETORICAL SLAP

The moment you download this slap,
you start asking questions that don't
need reply. Like, "John, YOU SLAPPED
ME?!"

SWEET SLAP

This is the type of slap a girl gives
you sweetly on your cheek and,
whether it's painful or not, you start
blushing.

MATHEMATICAL SLAP

This simply has to do with the
physical reconstruction of your face
when given to you; the length of
your face will be raised to power
two, your eye socket will calculate its
circumference.

CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP

When you receive this slap (it proves
effective when it's given to you all of
a sudden), you will be able to speak
all sort of languages like Spanish,
Greek, Arabic, Hindu, etc together.

COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP

You will start seeing different
colours and your head will turn to a km
nest whilst the birds will be flying
all around you.



Share the kind of slap you've
received before

Head Trans gini?

Maybe you deceived him with make-up before he married you without seeing ur natural face and he had rather be stuck with ur heavily made up face than the natural one





Modified

On checking ur pix

Maybe its ur Eucharia inspired eye brow that turns him on

Just joking

Erecsion mata

If you ask Mii

Na who I go ask?