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Weird is Nigeria and Nigeria is weird

Everyone wants to get rich but no be everybody wan hustle legit

Unseriousness of the highest order


Some people have too much time on their hands


I think their day should be reduced to 12hrs

jennifermahan:
Ex-beauty queen, Ronke Tiamiyu has taken to social media to narrate her experience after dating a Yoruba guy and an Igbo guy, saying that Igbo boys are coded and cool to date.

The former Miss Charismatic pointed out that most Yoruba guys are very noisy and that they talk more than some women and after dating a Yoruba guy for just just 2 months, the relationship came to shambles because of his lousy and talker-thief nature.

In her words ;

Seriously i think yoruba boys talk too much, no offense. I dated an Igbo boy in that same Lagos for 2 years plus and nobody hear am, just few of his close friends, the yoruba boy i dated after him under a week, the relationship was the talk of the town.
I was shook cos me i was still forming coded, as we both agreed to keep it on d low, he told everyone that cared to know and the relationship did not even last for 2 months, not being tribalistic but damn, some Yoruba boys talk way more than women.
I love my relationship on the low, impress me and not the street, if i ever flaunt my man, just know i have reached my final bus stop, maybe on our introduction or traditional marriage not even engagement.

More photos

source :

https://www.made4naija.com/2018/08/yoruba-boys-are-too-lousy-igbo-boys-are-coded-and-cool-to-date-ex-beauty-queen/

Na only pant and bra she get??

Is he trying to fight with his dick??

jumobi1:
He is Nigerian not American. The Nigerian Embassies world wide don’t care about citizens in his situation. I believe his story but Italy will unjustly deal with him and charge him with murder and maybe even rape.

Did you read the part that said he dismembered her in order to cover up


He got himself into the mess

dingbang:
that will be stooping so low bro...

Tot you said First Bank dont throw shades

DSDLIVEREPORT:
Healthy enough. Adverts in the western world would even mention competitors brand name

I was shocked with ads in the US

They mention competitor’s brand name in their ads

emmaitive:
And mr integrity is there

It says 2013-2017


Be objective always and in all ways

Maybe they used the money to buy shares in multichoice

The wife go wicked ooo


Dem no fit follow am play small play??

GreenArrow1:
Whaaat?

Why you open mouth??



You neva hear the song


Everything na double double

Na everything dey cause cancer??



No do this one

No do that one


Abeggi, na something go kill person

vivaciousvivi:
Sorry, did she just type "its not about PROUDNESS" even in capital letters?!

When I see that one, I catch shame sey we go the same Uni

Awon master blasters

Benita27:
LMAOOOOOO

You were a side nigga!

I wasn't

NothingDoMe:
Lol. I'm sure it's a typo or she's not so good with English. Or maybe she's just so into King James Version so She loveth thee.

KJV got Mii laffing


Its not a typo not an error

BlackAfrican:
Hello NLs,
I'm too emotionally drained to make sound judgement so I need your contribution on this issue.

I found out recently that my gf has been living a secret life online. My findings suggest that she may be cheating on me... Why? She's been communicating with an ex that practically broke her heart in the past...

She's also frequently communicating with another guy on Facebook who has repeatedly called her my love, honey, sweetheart and other romantic pet names and she has reciprocated most times.... At a point, the guy said he was naked and waiting for her at home... And she said she's coming... I guess they took the conversation offline...

She's also been chatting with several other guys... the ones I saw on FB indicate they're either asking her out or she's outrightly flirting with them...

On WhatsApp, only God knows the content and direction of her chat with other guys...

The painful part is I found out she's been having this online/offline double life by accident... That's a story for another day...

When I confronted her with my findings, she's been claiming she has nothing with any of the guys and that I should forgive her for hiding her online life from me...

I feel betrayed... I doubt if she'll ever change... I just want to move on...

What should I do?

My girlfriend stored my name with Loveth

delugajackson:
Small girls with big God. Na them be that.

What manner of generosity could that be? As if you never paid back in kind. You can only decieve a 5year old with that fairy tale of yours!

You won't tell us how he hung your two legs on the fan, and how you were doing splits, scissors and 69. If you want to lie, please make it brief, that's why adverts don't last long.

She's a decent gurl

dairykidd:
Don't mind me

You were asking about the Western Union logo

dairykidd:
E done enter for u na.. @dp dey run ur own outlet?

What dp??

Michael Kors wristwatch for sale

puccyforker:
the useless racist is a body builder who specialises on bullying blacks in any public gathering.
but he got what he deserved in the hands of this fearless and brave igbo man
i bet next time he'll think twice before doing anything funny.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E4kH713yeg&feature=youtu.be

How did conclude that he's a bully??

I wan sell nude oooo

AprokoGirl:
Great List !!!

I can relate

Explorers:
₦350,000 per day for inside traffic.

New Jersey far oooo....abi....

Its a fu cking lie

There's no way she can make that much a day selling water


One bottle can't be more than a dollar

made4naija:
Earlier this week, Curvy Instagram model, Thicky Minaj caused traffic in New Jersey as she went nearly naked to hawk bottle water. According to her, she made $1000 from hawking water in traffic.

Watch the video and see more photos of Thicky Minaj.

source : https://www.made4naija.com/2018/07/curvy-instagram-model-causes-traffic-in-new-jersey-as-she-goes-nearly-naked-to-hawk-water-photos-video/

Make una dey take am easy


$1000 for selling water??


How much per bottle??


The pack of Poland spring is at most $4.99

GavelSlam:

If Cadavers can be possessed by qualified practitioners same privilege should be given to licenced traditionalists.

It should only be an issue in the case of theft or murder.

They use it for study, what does an herbalist use human skull for??

GavelSlam:
What does the law accommodate as regards traditional medicine?

I don't think any law will accommodate possession of human skull for whatever reason(s)