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AmAlbert:
Na small world, shey you fit trek am?

Abegi no be only... This world too big make I tell you infact the size Na extra excessively excessive excess large XXXXL

*sips dogonyaro and okpete

samjadinero:
Re ur signature : MTN now gives 1.5Gb for N1000 so adjust ya price.

Otth:
Okay, this is a challenge I need a solution to. My parents are saying no money no money when it is obvious that they have. My little brother is home because he has outstanding fees so I was wondering if I should give him my tithe to pay part while I pay the tithe next month when I get my next salary, I don't know what to do.

Mods please move it to fp, I need urgent solution to this.

Penaldo:
ITK... How does battery life affects the weight of the phone?

winnijaf:
Reverse Charging? Like it Charges other Devices? I haven't heard anything like this before.

Thebrightest:
Is he dead?

MissSlimbody:
No1 is not true for me o, but I get picked up by everyone. Even pikin wey dey call me "Aunty" sef dey pick me up

...Was in Ilorin some weeks back for NBC convention-in-session. I wanted to donate blood and a woman told me "sis, check your weight first" I did and was told, "sorry, you can't donate".

My silly friends started laughing at me

kropotkin11:
They are as much as property to them as the phone or computer you used to type this. Property rights are enshrined in the constitution to be upheld by the state for every citizen, regardless of how you look or smell.

DANO1011:
Yeah I saw it too in Jigawa state. It takes 5 able people to hold the lady. I guess we need to make some research about this aljanu things.

DANO1011:
A corp member identified as Jamilu Mohammed Ibrahim, who is reportedly carrying out his NYSC activities in Ekiti state, wanted a reason to be redeployed to his home state Kaduna.
In typical ‘sharp guy’ fashion, he devised a means he thought would be the most believable.

Ibrahim got his ‘father’ to write a ‘to whom it may concern’ letter to NYSC, stating that his son has ‘spiritual attacks’ from time to time, and as such would need close monitoring to ensure he stays alive.

MizMyColi:
Well, I don't believe you.

How do you take a screenshot with your phone?

mickypi:
Airtel is the best....load 1500....Giv u 3gig wit 3000n bonus to cal al Ntwrk...600n for fam n friend calls....neva cin such b4

MizMyColi:
Well, I don't believe you.

How do you take a screenshot with your phone?

MizMyColi:
Where? Pix of the phone orrrr