helinues:
How poor men dey get erection na something I still never understand.

Erection is the 0nly thing they have readily available

Goldp5988:
Why is it really common among girls? You will think your bestie have your back, I have never been lucky having good friends.

Have you been a good friend??

AllTheWayUp:
DPO of Oyibo police station captured by angry youths after police killed over 10 protesters today.

Two police officers have been killed in retaliation of the protesters who were shot dead.
Oyibo police station has been burnt down, police officers have fled after killing innocent protesters

https://mobile.twitter.com/flyingtechman/status/1318895912752762880


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyUNnW2KU9k

This is false information


The crowd was hailing a boy putting on a police uniform he found when they attacked the station.

You guys need to do better than disseminating this sort of unverified news


To even think someone commented that he’s been beheaded

*That awkward moment wen u visit your rich uncle in Abuja and d wife serves you 2 slice of bread, an egg, and a little cup of tea... and d kids be like 'uncle can u finish dis ���?' I b like 'abi iku fe pa e ni? Me wey dey finish 11 wraps of fufu, 2 bottles of Pepsi and 4 sachets of pure water for Oluyole*

Awon weyrey


They leave leprosy and are treating ringworm

flexd99:
This is crazy!
A whole president willing to step aside for a player
Mess is really Barcelona

He’s bigger than everyone in Barcelona

Idrismusty97:
You got rid of them only to get another Chinese phone that have even be banned in the US . Even iPhone is produced in China. The problem is our quality regulation policies/agencies. They may as well send only the defective and malware infected iPhone to Africa.

Assembled

My name is SULE. Back in Primary school, I was
very poor in
maths.
During exams, I’d get between 2% and 8%. The
results used to
be announced sequentially, that is from the lowest to the
highest marks. So I would always be the first or
second to be
called out and flogged.
One day, the maths results were announced and
my name wasn’t among the first to be called out.
The teacher got to 30%, 40%, 50%, 60% and 70%,
still my
paper had not been called out.
Everyone in the class kept looking at me asking,
SULE what’s up? How did you pass this exam?” And I was like ... "Well, na God o"
By the time the teacher got to 80%, I was already
grinning in
excitement. When he got to 90%, he had only one
paper
remaining. I then asked myself, could I have scored 90% in
maths? I was feeling very anxious and happy now.
It was
obvious my dreams and prayers have been
answered.
The whole class was amazed as everyone kept looking at me.
It was unbelievable.
Finally the teacher looked up and said,
“One silly student here did not write his name on
the paper
and he scored 0%. Who hasn't received his paper yet?”
The whole class echoed:
SULE, na SUULEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!oo
In fact, I was hospitalized for 2weeks.�����������������������

Mustiboy:
Apple

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missjekyll:
I read this initially as I am an ass getting married to an ass.

They are indeed asses

bigmodo:
I am an As and I am getting married to an As. I love this girl so much that I am moving forward to marry her.

We have done our introduction and our traditional marriage is next month. I know the complications of an As marrying As in the issues of children they might give birth to. But I have no choice. I want to marry the love of my life.

The love of ur life kee you dia

Odion2016:
Wickedness !!!!

More like madness

ityP:



Infinix note 4 was never a high end phone

For Infinix, it was

And the phone was pretty good

Amanee:
Who remembers this man?

Aroma Ufodike, from Nnewi, Anambra State, who appeared on the popular TV Show “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire in Nigeria” on September 11, 2009, and won 10 million naira. He was the first and only person to win the top prize in Nigeria, I think.

He got all the questions without using any life line.

When he was on the last question, he said “I want to use my 'phone a friend' option to call my family at home that I’m about to win 10million Naira.”

My thoughts also go to the intellectually balanced Frank Edoho

Where is Gulder Ultimate Search? �

These are the type of programs we need to see on air not the extremely immoral Big Brother Nigeria.

This is worth celebrating indeed, but I'm not trying to shame BBNaija either.. I'm just saying..

I wish these intellectually stimulating TV programmes could return back to our homes. #GodBlessNigeria

He actually used all of his lifelines

50/50 and ask the audience and phone a friend

DarkJeddi:
If one can't afford a Tecno phone,which phone can he now afford?

Am talking about their high end phones


The Infinix note 4 I used some years back served Mii very well

Vyzz:


Lol
What did I just read.
K legs wey girl the admire.
A girl wey the come our house wey I dey admire the admire one boy k leg and the thing the vex me.
She is like "ỌMG I like his leg, he will know how to play ball",.
Wetin wey the vex me be say she no dey look face. Because as a pweety boi am sure I would will in that aspect but no.
She is just crushing on someone's leg

K-leg is different from bow leg bro

delawal:
does tecno and infinix get to read all these bad comments abt their devices at all

They are making their money so no need to be worried


Most of the bad reviews come from peeps who either can’t afford them or just want to say nasty things

What’s the price??

NigeriaB:


No, it's because they didn't know other people were going to come out straight ,dats why they tried to be diplomatic else, they would have picked Ronaldo without looking back. They were really pained when they realised later dat the Argentine guys went straight for Messi.

Do you honestly believe they think the Argentines will pick Ronaldo??


They know Messi is better but won’t say it because of their affiliation with CR7

espn:
Most of the Argentine players went with messi...while the Portuguese players said both...the bias is clear...

It’s not bias but the Portuguese players couldn’t say Messi, so they have to be diplomatic and say both.

Ronaldo is their country greatest player.


They don’t want to offend their country men

No doubt they are both exceptionally good

ursullalinda:
Wonder what US is not doing right?.....their own is getting out of hand and alarming.......God please heal the world.

The congestion in New York is one of the reason

WriterNig:


Wrong ❌ ❌

He’s actually right

Nigerians ain’t taking this thing seriously



If this virus can make the PM of a country like Italy cry on air then you should know he’s been privy to informations the general public don’t know about

A man took a loan, bought a house, it was about to be seized, just because he could not pay the loan as agreed.

He posted his situation on Facebook looking for help, but all he could get was zero comments.

So he sent 250 messages to his contact list requesting a loan of #200,000.

Unfortunately only 10 people responded. 6 out of 10 said they could not help him. And only 1 out of 4 who promised to help and gave him some money.

The other 3 gave excuse and never took his calls.

In the end, he was ejected.
He did not have a place to sleep. He walked in the dark looking for options and unfortunately, A thief stole his empty purse with his ID.

The thief was badly hit by a car in high speed as he fled and died without his body being identified.

Only the bag containing the identity card served as a marker.

The next day the news spread quickly around that he (the Man) had died.

2,500 people posted on his Facebook wall how they knew him and how kind he was.

A committee was formed by his"faithful" friends who raised #750,000 to feed people at his funeral.

His work colleagues organized themselves and brought #1.5m for the coffin, the tents and the chairs.

He had to be buried in a coffin worth #350,000 but as they hastily bought it there was a man who sold it to them for #200,000 saying it was his contribution.

The family met again, it was a rare opportunity for the family to meet again.

Then there was a sitting. For the funeral, the family contributed #400,000.

Everyone wanted to volunteer to show that they were participating.

They printed t-shirts and polos for more than #85,000.

Now imagine the scene when he decided to show himself up on the day of his burial...

While everyone run helter skelter thinking they'd seen a ghost, the man felt embittered, seeing how both family and friends that abandoned him at his darkest hours, extravagantly spent all they had, on mere carcass...

So is life today, A sad reality but part of our daily lives.

It will surprise you to learn that bulk of all those who talk about how much they love the deceased on burial days, are those who never showed him care and love, when he was alive.

Yet, they'll talk from Lagos to abuja, how much they loved him.

When a family member is in dire financial need, nobody will help...but the moment he's dead, money will come from all hidings...�

You who read this story, change your mentality.

Help your brother/sister when he/she needs you.

Do not wait for their death to show them your love. It will not help them.

Value your friends and family while they are Alive..

Think About It...

I was taught that taking something that’s not urz is stealing

Bagehot:
'Skukura ki lo ko si o, shuku shaker, aya shoe-maker' - Davido

This is actually a way of mocking someone’s footwear

How’s he gonna pay them and keep it up??

Here’s mine

toyinjimoh:
Nothing special about all this phones unless one is a phone freak... . Infinite hot pro has d same facility with all this phones

Infinix hot pro is better