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CrimeRe: What Timothy Adegoke's Corpse Looked Like When Found by Albert0011(m): 9:04am On Nov 21, 2021
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PhonesRe: This New Model Of IPhone 13 Pro Costs £6,427, Contains Real Dinosaur Tooth (Pix) by Albert0011(m): 8:54am On Nov 21, 2021
Maybe na tooth of life grin
CrimeRe: EFCC Declares 4 Wanted For Offences Bordering On Fraud by Albert0011(m): 5:49pm On Nov 18, 2021
Golan007:
Okuafiaka.

The name sweet.
Meaning...Wahala too many grin
BusinessRe: What Are My Chances If I Sue A Bank For Withholding My 2k? by Albert0011(m): 1:28pm On Nov 17, 2021
Befulfilled:
My head is not thinking right right now cos I'm going through a lot. I was in dire need of money for hospital bill when someone sent me some money due to my cries. Using ATM to withdraw it, I was debited but not dispensed. Going to 3 months now, the bank has not refunded. That money was to save a life but bank played politics with it.

What are my chances if I sue them for
damages?
Send ur account number
SportsRe: Super Eagles Bag Nervy Draw Vs Cape Verde, Reach 2022 WCQ Playoff Round by Albert0011(m): 7:33pm On Nov 16, 2021
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FoodRe: How Much Is Cooked Egg Sold In Your Area? by Albert0011(m): 1:24pm On Nov 16, 2021
The thing tire me. embarassed
Na so i go eat food for restaurant the other day...i tell the woman say make she put one egg join to balance the food.
She say egg na #100...the egg self come small like say na guinea fowl lay the egg.
Omor i nor buy again o.

PhonesRe: @Bongoldeas: Cyberbully Gets Caught, Disgraced By His Victims On TV by Albert0011(m): 1:00pm On Nov 15, 2021
Abeg make that guy change that him name.
He's tarnishing that our beautiful name ALBERT.
Say no to cyber bullying.
PoliticsRe: Expanding The Frontiers Of Relations Between Nigeria And France by Albert0011(m): 12:51pm On Nov 15, 2021
I don't trust this France o...they are even worst that the British.
Take a good look their former colonies in Africa,all Francophone African countries still depends on France till today.
They are like Glo network..they will give u data and collect their network grin
FamilyRe: When Was The First Time You Touched A Dead Person? by Albert0011(m): 12:21pm On Nov 14, 2021
Realhommie:
Everything is vanity bro but sadly only a few know this...

Sometimes i ask myself what's the need for all this stress even when everything ends here?

The song Patience by Nas & Damian Marley comes to mind. Nas in his verse posited "Why are we born in the first place if this is how we're gonna go"... We're all struggling to die, Lol.
U re on point bro.
I started reasoning and viewing life from a different angle immediately that i left the mortuary.
All the struggles and hustling in this life doesn't even worth it at times
FamilyRe: When Was The First Time You Touched A Dead Person? by Albert0011(m): 8:28am On Nov 14, 2021
emmanuelbrown26:
Honestly, real real vanity i must say.
I tell u bro...Ever since that day i stepped my foot in that mortuary..my way of reasoning life has changed alot.
I was even there with when they brought 3 different dead bodies.
This life get as e be o cheesy
FamilyRe: When Was The First Time You Touched A Dead Person? by Albert0011(m): 8:03am On Nov 14, 2021
I remember the day my very good friend died in a bike accident cry Opone Maximilian.
May you continue to rest in peace.
I can vividly remember that day,few days to 2018 FIFA world cup,when we received the sad news.
I have to rush down to the hospital to confirm my self..behold i saw my very good friend laying motionless as if he was in a deep sleep cry.
He has been confirmed dead already by the Doctor,no one one was willing to carry him down to the mortuary probably because they are afraid of dead bodies or what.
It was only me and one good Samaritan and the ambulance guy that carried his dead body to the mortuary.
That was the first day I stepped my foot inside mortuary.. Mehn u have to be brave and man enough to handle the situation there. cry
Dead bodies littering everywhere..truly this life is vanity upon vanity.
PoliticsRe: Policemen Detained Engineer For Having Binance App In Lagos by Albert0011(m): 1:19pm On Nov 09, 2021
Na im be say if they catch me with my phone..my own don finish be that for billing grin
I get binance app,luno app,meta mask,trust wallet app,VPN and twitter.
Them go just kuku jail me nah grin
IslamRe: Is Riba (Usury) Forbidden In Islam? by Albert0011(m): 10:37am On Nov 05, 2021
So u expect me to me lend u money without any interest bah? undecided

Na Una sabi o
PetsRe: Doberman Adopts Three Orphaned KITTENS After Losing Her Own Puppies(Pics, Video) by Albert0011(m): 10:37am On Nov 04, 2021
ATEAMS:
Nobody cares
Appreciate something good and extraordinary for once...nobody asked for ur own opinion.
PetsRe: Doberman Adopts Three Orphaned KITTENS After Losing Her Own Puppies(Pics, Video) by Albert0011(m): 10:32am On Nov 04, 2021
That's pure mother nature's love from the dog cry
If na we humans especially our Nigeria here..the other mum go put otapiapia for their food make them die or she will even make life miserable for the children grin
PropertiesRe: Osibona: My Ikoyi Building Projects Are Driven By Grace,Peace & Faith(Throwback) by Albert0011(m): 5:40pm On Nov 02, 2021
Such is life embarassed

Is the man still alive?
CelebritiesRe: Singer, Qdot Acquires A New House (Photos) by Albert0011(m): 7:03pm On Oct 26, 2021
Congrats to him
But where all this people dey see this money self? grin
CrimeRe: #dark Huntor: Police Sting Operation Lead To 150 Arrests (65 In US, 24 In UK) by Albert0011(m): 6:53pm On Oct 26, 2021
Hope they won't go after NFT marketers online and opensea art collection owners? cry
I don dey make small small money to there o
PoliticsRe: Bamise and Elizabeth Ajetunmobi: Antigua And Barbuda PM Orders Their Arrest by Albert0011(m): 9:24pm On Oct 21, 2021
Once they are caught,they should deport them back to Nigeria ASAP.
Na from inside aeroplane them go start to dey collect better 2 by 2 for head grin
PhonesRe: NCAA To Demolish Globacom Masts Nationwide Over ₦5.9 Billion Debts by Albert0011(m): 10:10pm On Oct 15, 2021
People were even managing the network before self.
IslamRe: Ruling On Writing Research And Essays And Selling It To The Students by Albert0011(m): 9:56am On Oct 08, 2021
Wait o shocked
Na everything Una dey get ruling for? huh

TV/MoviesRe: It's Hard For Me To Sleep At Night Without Nini - Saga by Albert0011(m): 8:33pm On Oct 01, 2021
This guy deserve a Grammy Award for SIMP
cheesy
PoliticsRe: What's The Light Situation In Your Area? by Albert0011(m): 5:53pm On Sep 26, 2021
Here in Benin city at Ekenwan road
We dey enjoy the light steady steady.
Uninterrupted light since yesterday morning till now...am even tired of the light self grin
CrimeRe: Ritualist Kills & Buries 9-Year-Old Girl With N1000 Note In Kwara by Albert0011(m): 2:38pm On Sep 26, 2021
Africans really have a long way to go cry
Blood money wey u go do...u won't be richer than ELON MUSK AND JEFF BEZOS.
Hugh time we enmacipate ourselves from these madness.
TravelRe: Accident That Claimed Nine Lives In Benin (Pictures) by Albert0011(m): 10:55am On Sep 22, 2021
aryzgreat:
Benin n rough drivers.

Too much blood on our roads.

Lalasticlala
Thank u my brother for saying the truth
I stay in Benin city.
Benin city has some of the most reckless drivers in Nigeria roads..especially the young drivers.
If u try to caution them,they will start raining insult on u.
Road nor good them go still dey over speed.
TravelRe: Accident That Claimed Nine Lives In Benin (Pictures) by Albert0011(m): 10:52am On Sep 22, 2021
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CrimeRe: EFCC Declares Adewale Jayeoba Wanted For Alleged Case Of Investment Scam by Albert0011(m): 2:02pm On Sep 20, 2021
E nor go pass all these ponzi investment scam undecided
I remember vividly back then when i was warning one of my friend about chymall and racksterli..the guy nearly swallowed me raw.
Him eye done clear since.
Anything pay 10# today and get 50# next week
I nor dey put hand.
CrimeRe: EFCC Declares Adewale Jayeoba Wanted For Alleged Case Of Investment Scam by Albert0011(m): 1:59pm On Sep 20, 2021
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PoliticsRe: Noor Buhari: Being A President’s Child Is Very Testing (Photo) by Albert0011(m): 11:55am On Sep 20, 2021
Generalwoodz:
She's part of those teenage girls cruising in and around Abuja main city in the latest Gwagons, Rangrovers, Bentleys and Rolls.

Anytime I see them pass by in a convoy, I'd always stand transfixed like a mahogany in my faded polo and ripple jeans trouser, Open and twist my mouth awkwardly, stare until they fade in the distance. undecided embarassed
One day I was wandering on an empty stomach under the Abuja hot sun like a sheep without a Shepherd when I saw them coming from a corner... They were about 7 in number all in a brand new 2020 Range and Gwagon automobiles...

As always I was dramatically dumb and stood on the sidewalk staring while they drove by noiselessly.

Some of them had their tinted glasses wound down. Giving me a glimpse of the Inside. They were young, gorgeous and naturally beautiful girls...Each of them mounted the wheels with
towering confidence only mad money could provide. Some of them had their little Sisters sitted beside them. I guessed they were coming back from a lavish shopping.
One even winked at me or so I thought.

Like always, I was lost. Then thoughtfully said " omoh! see levels oo. If I carelessly meet just a single one of them, Na to give her belle straight up!"

I guessed it wasn't me speaking but that hot headed guy inside me embarassed that nigga sha.

I continued my long walk with a defeated spirit.
like the way u narrated everything in details.
U are natural born writer

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