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Thingz dat make FP diz days ehn...

Soon Tonto shiiit go dey make FP

tosyne2much:
My wonderful OP, may God bless you and increase ur knowledge

Thumbs up jhor

Thank u Sir Tosyne

1. The petty shopper: These type of people are usually seen after shopping with a blueband butter and u wonder if that they can't be gotten from mallam Audu beside your house

2. The cameraman: you see this pple
snaping like the are contesting for paris best picture of the year They might even ask u to help them take pictures..

3. The pricer: This people walks into the
sony showroom pricing every tabs,tv,electronics,and the
last thing u hear is I'll check back, loool

4. The strolling crew: Right from the entry point of these people,dey
pace around without having any specific task, showing off and they tend to join the number 2 crew later

5. The babes/guys finder: The sole aim
of these both sex is to find a date,spouse,or
sexxmate. E.g my Nigga skimpledawg.. They'll just seems to disappear after accomplishing their mission.. Some will just fake a call and go out, Lol

6. The KFC pretender: You'll see this people
sited on the KFC table with a bottle of sprite just for
coming to shoprite sake.. I can tell that the ladies are mostly guilty of this

7. The family members crew: God,these family sweeps the entire walkway with the whole extended family,if u no stand well and dem jam u,u go think say na obasanjo use belle
jam u.. Lol

8. The Excessive shopper crew: mostly women, you'll beging to wonder if they'll be anything left for you to buy when they finish shopping..

9. The mother with kids: you'll just spot her trying to call her kid(s) to order Or yelling at him/her not to touch anything or move around the mall.. "Junior! Come back here...stay right here, Don't touch this, Don't touch that... I'll beat u o, bla bla bla... "

10. The Gadget and callers crew just when u think you've had enough of everything scene from different crew,
you'll spot someone punching his/her phone and smiling, probably surfing on Nairaland or chatting and again you'll hear a tiny angelic voice "Hello baby, am at shoprite I'll call u back when I get back home Or
A loud but calm Voice "Guy how far, omo me dey shoprite... Ur papa, even chewing gum I no dey buy for u...I go Meet u for Suxxman place when i finish.. Haahahaha U dey mard, later tinz Guy" lol

MODs, please move this to the right section

Thanks Guys, Adding is allowed

Mehn, Jona don suffer o

Even his fellow PDP members ain't loya again cuz they're beginning to see how daft and clueless he is now

Anyways

GMB till 2019! Gbam!

I noticed it too
Itz jst unfair..
Seun please do something

Biggest M.I

Biggest Milk Industry

Dem no teach u how to space ur work for nursery?

senorova:
thanks.
Unfortunately, i dont drink...so I'll just have some juice with a can of pringles

Haa! Dey there!

Be forming ajebo for Orijin na

My own limit na just One week and 4days

Op.. U try
Just order anything from the bar

U made pure and straight sense

CuteEmma:
I personally would love date someone who smokes, drinks with tattooes, I love violent guys.

But I'm allergic to the smell of cigars, alcohols and tattoos irritate me.

What about you?

What are u even trying to say?
Anyways

*Observing* wit
one leg uP

See crowd abeg

Or should I say witnesses

See crowd abeg

Or should I say witnesses

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Aidenehi, amtheone(m), gsparks01(m), donmarvex
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listenersky, DNBCrew, Durostay, Schelube, rad8(m)
and 146 guest(s)

Damn hilarious lwkm

olufikistick:
Turn celeb first

But sheey ruggedman na human being lyk every Nairalander
Beside
He doesn't have 2 abuna dat I have to see him as superior

Op... Me sef chop Agege bread on monday but u open thread for am ba

Issokay

Idi-kunle

Itz a western culture gentleman thing
But
Now imagine how rude it would be when a guy propose to a girl while standing

Yes... Muna, my 2nd ex.. I just saw this girl one day and mehn
I started regretting ending the whole ish
I remembered how she begged me dat day I broke up with her and mehn, I just wish I forgave her for what she did and maybe things would be more nice