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Christianity Etc › Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by alberto2k(m): 2:05pm On Oct 05, 2014
One lady from the choir was staring at me from time to time

Maybe her favourite colour is blue, cuz I was in all blue everything

I hate chelshiiit tho!
Family › Re: What Was Your Nickname As A Child? by alberto2k(m): 12:57pm On Oct 03, 2014
[quote author=benromeo39 post=/post/26814066]At age one, they had my hair made, I was treated like a girl for reasons unknown to me till date, and had my first haircut at age 3. To make matters worse, my nickname was Mimi, my mum and aunties still call me that till date. angry share yours, if it's funny, don't modify post it like that. cheesy

Looking forward to see Osama and shekau. grin grin[/quote]I had my own hair made too... My grandma was never tired of makin my hair
My nick then used to be clairus.. From my name sinclair
Politics › Re: Man Charged To Court For Drug Possession Smokes Weed Right In Front Of The Judge by alberto2k(op): 9:40am On Oct 01, 2014
heavenmade: Impossicant!or are u kidding me?
*in Erigga's voice* this na real matterz bros
Politics › Man Charged To Court For Drug Possession Smokes Weed Right In Front Of The Judge by alberto2k(op): 6:19am On Oct 01, 2014
Some folks have totally lost it, if you haven’t
met any, then its my pleasure to introduce
you to Adam Hanly, who was in court for
being in possession of drugs, and instead of
doing all he can to make the judge tamper
just with mercy – he does the most crazy
thing ever.
Hanly pulled out a glass bong and took a hit
of weed right in front of the judge hearing his
case in the Taree court – According to him,
he is “a servant of the lord Rastafari and had
been sent by the Lord Jesus Christ to smoke
up this court.” Whaaat!!!
Anyways, the 50-year-old ‘Rastafari servant’
who was already facing a drug possession
charge, before he whipped out the bong, was
charged again.
Police have charged Hanly, who says he’s an
Avocado grower’ with attempting to
administer a prohibited drug as well as
possession.
Seriously, what is this guy? Crazy or
Boldhuh

Music/Radio › Throw Back Of Some Cool Old School Jams From Late 90's To 2004, Add Your Fav Too by alberto2k(op): 4:27pm On Sep 30, 2014
Some says its weird but I just have a different taste of music entirely, I grew up listening to foreign old jams... hint:- (I had dis uncle who's crazy about yankee music) he booms the whole house with old school jams and me being a good dancer just dance and sing along..
Time passed and I got to love old school jams completely
And right now
I search for all those old school hits I can remember and add them to my playlist

For me, here's my top 10 old school hits song
NB: (late 90's to early 2000's)

1 - Mc hammers - you can't touch this
2 - Notwist - pick up the phone
3 - Rupee - tempted to touch
4 - amerie - One thing
5. Usher ft lil john and ludacris - Yeah
6. Missy elliot - get your freak on
7. Eminem ft dido - STAN
8. Ja Rule ft ashanti - always on time
9. Boiz II men - Motownphilly
10.Kelvin lyttle - turn me on

Guys please keep them rolling and bring back some good sweeet memories smiley
Music/Radio › Throw Back Of Some Cool Old School Jams From Late 90's To 2004, Add Your Fav Too by alberto2k(op): 4:18pm On Sep 30, 2014
Some says its weird but I just have a different taste of music entirely, I grew up listening to foreign old jams... hint:- (I had dis uncle who's crazy about yankee music) he booms the whole house with old school jams and me being a good dancer just dance and sing along..
Time passed and I got to love old school jams completely
And right now
I search for all those old school hits I can remember and add them to my playlist

For me, here's my top 10 old school hits song
NB: (late 90's to early 2000's)

1 - Mc hammers - you can't touch this
2 - Notwist - pick up the phone
3 - Rupee - tempted to touch
4 - amerie - One thing
5. Usher ft lil john and ludacris - Yeah
6. Missy elliot - get your freak on
7. Eminem ft dido - STAN
8. Ja Rule ft ashanti - always on time
9. Boiz II men - Motownphilly
10.Kelvin lyttle - turn me on

Guys please keep them rolling and bring back some good sweeet memories smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Handsome/cute Teens On NL.. Ladies Please Check-in by alberto2k(op): 3:31pm On Sep 30, 2014
Tapout: lol @above comments. ...but op try sha. ..at least I no waste my data.......8/10 cool
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Thanks for the encouragement mr tapout
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Handsome/cute Teens On NL.. Ladies Please Check-in by alberto2k(op): 3:29pm On Sep 30, 2014
Elvisonjack2: grin...hehehehe...

op u re a fine boiy!
are u now appy?
wink

I stay happy Always... I don't let critics drag me into being a sadist
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Handsome/cute Teens On NL.. Ladies Please Check-in by alberto2k(op): 3:25pm On Sep 30, 2014
LaBellaMafiaZA: I still think you're pretty grin What, you don't want me thinking you're pretty?
Fina..
Gracias chica undecided[quote author=LaBellaMafiaZA]
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Handsome/cute Teens On NL.. Ladies Please Check-in by alberto2k(op): 1:17pm On Sep 30, 2014
LaBellaMafiaZA: Hehe. He already has an opinion of himself, I doubt I made a tiny dent to his ego. He's probably staring at himself in the mirror as we speak, admiring God's artistic work smiley

I swear, some people here are so narcissistic lol. I took time to read other "I'm so fine" threads. L Oh L. Pageant things cheesy
*Sighs* sad
Lord have mercy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Handsome/cute Teens On NL.. Ladies Please Check-in by alberto2k(op): 10:03am On Sep 30, 2014
marieolae: I laugh
Its a free world bae...
Laugh while u still have white shinny tits







Sorry baby
I mean TEETH smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Handsome/cute Teens On NL.. Ladies Please Check-in by alberto2k(op): 10:00am On Sep 30, 2014
Baddestguyp: op, what will this thread add to your life. your mates are thinking of how to make money.

a man does not need to be fine, make money first and girls will come
At 19.. Am a hairstylist(if you'll call it barbing)
I make and sell white board, chalk board, laboratory and office furnitures e.t.c,
I learned this when I was 17 after I finished high school
So.. Uhm, with your due respect sir
Am not bragging
Iam blessed and feeling lucky.. All thanks to God almighty
#Peace
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Handsome/cute Teens On NL.. Ladies Please Check-in by alberto2k(op): 9:52am On Sep 30, 2014
NinoBrown888: you're a teen

And you stated tha your location is inside a gurl's pant.,, (according to your profile )

May I know who your father is ?
My dad is Simo Hayha.. Ever heard of him?
He's a Baddass and he'll take ur ass down without u seeing his face
So... Uhm... Yeah
Hope u're satisfied? If not google about him and be ready to piss in your pants with the details you'll find
smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Handsome/cute Teens On NL.. Ladies Please Check-in by alberto2k(op): 8:23am On Sep 30, 2014
iceberylin: ŚĔĔ ŴĤŶ MŤŃ ŚĤŐÚĹĎ ŚŤŐP ĞĨVĨŃĞ ŦŔĔĔ 10mb... undecided
Sorry sir... I'm using a BIS

*sips tea and opens the next chapter of my novel "Lucifer"*
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Handsome/cute Teens On NL.. Ladies Please Check-in by alberto2k(op): 8:20am On Sep 30, 2014
LaBellaMafiaZA: Teens & their fragile egos!! SMH
Thanks, I'll take that as a compliment and pretend it doesn't hurts smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Handsome/cute Teens On NL.. Ladies Please Check-in by alberto2k(op): 7:41am On Sep 30, 2014
Lemme start by introducing myself

Am Albert, a 19yrs old weirdo from Coal city I currently reside in kaduna (boko branch office) smiley lol

Anyways

This thread is dedicated to all handsome teens on NL...

Guys post ur pics in here and let dem girls come and take dem pick and judge dem cute boiz in here.. #sir_Tallesty if u're viewing this plz take the front seat sir


Ladies can peep my profile and check my photo

Guys pls keep the pictures rolling!!!

Health › Re: What's The Worst Drug Side-effects You Have Experienced by alberto2k(m): 8:53am On Sep 17, 2014
Dreaming about cartoons and seeing it upside down, hearing my heartbeat like gunshot.. Seeing funny things like goodluck pulling down his trousers in front of the camera
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Happened the day I ate marijuana with jellof rice
Family › Re: 6 Arguments All Married Couples Have by alberto2k(m): 6:38am On Sep 17, 2014
Still single, handsome but not searching..
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Maybe I'll just end up being a POPE
*Dope POPE*
Foreign Affairs › Re: Photos: Ukranians Throw Former Minister In A Bin In Kiev by alberto2k(m): 6:29am On Sep 17, 2014
Mtscheeeew! Wetin concern me? Looks like I sendeth? I think not!
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Oliver... Making FP since 1759.
Business › Re: Heritage Bank To Acquire Enterprise Bank by alberto2k(m): 10:56am On Sep 12, 2014
First bank...





Truely the first







FP tinx!
Sports › Re: Oscar Pistorius Found Guilty Of Manslaughter by alberto2k(m): 10:52am On Sep 12, 2014
Nawa o.. I pity for am sha







#space booked!







Land for sale
Nairaland General › Re: The 10 Most Dangerous Sea Creatures by alberto2k(m): 6:19am On Sep 06, 2014
nice post aswear...
Na to just do my own swimming pool for house remain.
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SPACE BOOKED






Land for sale








Hyphen... Making FP since i joined NL...
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Whatapp Connection by alberto2k(m): 1:42pm On Sep 05, 2014
marieolae: If I drop my number..my phone will become a hotline. Honestly, I hope your not expecting girls to drop their numbers here are you?
Abeg buzz me with 0706377783.. No do shakara for me cuz i be fine boi nd ah know it cheesy
Science/Technology › Re: Asteroid To Pass Close To Earth On Sunday by alberto2k(m): 9:02am On Sep 05, 2014
Neroanna: Its none of my business.
ehmm.. Not if it lands on ur house
*sips coffee*, *picks fone again* *continues scrolling down again*
Entertainment › Re: Whose Daughter Is She? Nigerian Girl Proudly Shows Off Her Vagin@ On Stage by alberto2k(m): 6:25am On Sep 05, 2014
seen.






*Goes back to other new interesting post on NL, *clicks there* smileyseen.






*Goes back to other new interesting post on NL, *clicks there*
Politics › Re: Lagos Owes $1bn Of States’ $3bn External Debts by alberto2k(m): 6:20am On Sep 05, 2014
thatz eko for u...














i for make 1st comment of fP bt i no quick wake... *puts toothpaste on brush*.. Goes to the bathroom** u know what time it is? wink
Health › Re: Igbo Corpses In Lagos Await To Be Reunited Back Home by alberto2k(m): 7:23am On Sep 03, 2014
why not burn the corpse and give the ashes to the family?! Instead of allowing the dead to still spread the virus and get others killed?? Mtscheeew! Yeye pple :/
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Abeg chinedu help me buy bread for mama ngozi shade make person take gather strength to hustle diz blessed day

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