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DollyParton1:
Yes!
Heard about Jabez in the Bible? Dude had to pray his way out of the bondage his name put him in.
Or Naomi's two sons: Mahlon and Kilion meaning sickly and pinning away respectively. We all know what happened to them.

My coat of many colours that my mama made for mie made only from rags bt I wore it so proudly





Joelyn joelyn joelyn plz don't take my man cuz u can



Mehn I love these two songs from Dolly ehn

Sezua:
oya oh, offering time

See N'L ole

The truth is, dem go just buy am bt dem no go use am

Corruption is everywhere ma Nigga
Even on N'L

faithugo64:
In the church when service is ongoing

Speaking from experience?

Hope say na "Robo Robo" stone dem use
Cuz dat stone can pain somebody ehn

Kudos to the Oga on top her matter


Hope say OAU guys never straff marriage out her

Everyone in politics is guilty of one crime or the other...



Dat is to say























GMB for 2015

that awkward moment when u find out maheeda's intagram acc got deleted too

Ahh! Shoki!!

Naija's version of a million ways to die








Iswear na Igbo man container be dis






thank God for their lives o...

Me: conductor I dey drop here, how much b my money

Conductor: ogbeni ur money na N200

Me: arrggh! Na aeroplane I enter?

Conductor: na ur fada piss dey run dis motor shey?

Me: bt here na just 15mins drive frm ikeja

Conductor: u for trekk am na.. Fun mi owo mi jor..

Me: reluctantly.. Gives him a N500 note

Conductor: mr man ur change na N100 naira o.. We dn pass whre u say make I stop

Me: ehmm... No vex jst gimme 150 na abeg

Conductor: na N120 I fit give u last

Me: jst gimme my change *collects change quickly*

Conductor: ogbeni comot for my motor jor

Me:

Here my own story

On a faithful day, a girl texted me on whatsapp.. I dnt knw hw she got my number, dnt evn know her.. We rolled along smoothly and I started disturbing abt a relationship... And one thing about me, I can only ask a lady woo a lady once, disturb her for a week if she don't say YES, and if she still persist, then I'll quit, trash and recycle..
FF
But I dnt knw wat got into me I disturbed dis one for a month o, she no gree na so I jst free her... Later lyk d following week.. She called saying dat I dnt care abt her, dat she misses me.. Bla bla bla
Omo at last I frendzoned her o..
To even reply her text on whatsapp diz days, she go msg me reach 10times..
And diz girl fyn o and she gather

Dat coarse rough looking bum way one Badoo lee don straff tire
make I no just see this kind tin 4 FP else I go vex take my Iphone6 do offering tomorrow

u think say na central bank u dey ba! Issokay Na HORSE dem go take carry ur BOMB

wetin sef! Abeg make ah hear word

What I see is double money chopping channel


Hope she got a beautiful daughter I can marry

Naija sef

clemz88:
what if ur abuna refuse to be calm

Na to start singing "jesus my helper o, my helper"

Yes but why would I sleep on the floor? Na to share the bed bt I go warn my abuna to keep calm cuz everyday no be christmas

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Yes I can



















it's either u glue my mouth or u won't catch me eating them

big congratulations to her

Hope to see u writing for seun's N'L someday ..
FP plz
*in sarkodie's voice*
So the world would know this..
What else!












chai my tea dn cold finish o... Seun u see wat u af caused ba

What of christmas chicken and christmas cloth na?


FTC? JOor

Voting GEJ till 2019 from Alagbon

If na early morning now, u 4 see girls running out unclad

Eyah... E no easy gan