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Romance › Re: 14 Signs That You're A Terrible Girlfriend by alberto2k(m): 2:29pm On Dec 18, 2014
I nor even read am finish.. By d way, me no get GF walie..
Make i drink my garri finish 1st b4 I com modify dis poo
Politics › Re: Buhari Would’ve Done Better For Niger Delta Than Jonathan – Asari Dokubo by alberto2k(m): 10:10am On Dec 15, 2014
See who's talking...Dear Asari, plsss Stop saying shii and go join 2shot beard Gang. undecided
Nairaland General › Re: NAFDAC Begins Nationwide Laboratory Test Of ‘pure Water’. by alberto2k(m): 7:43am On Dec 15, 2014
Hope they would test terry G pure water too grin
Celebrities › Re: A Virgin Gets Pregnant Without Meeting A Man-case Of Virginal Conception.comment by alberto2k(m): 7:32am On Dec 15, 2014
Airforce1:
How old are you please?
Emmm... Wait lemme go nd collect my birth cert frm my grandma younger sister's in-law's cousin grin
Celebrities › Re: A Virgin Gets Pregnant Without Meeting A Man-case Of Virginal Conception.comment by alberto2k(m): 4:23am On Dec 15, 2014
Hmmm... Wetin we no go see








God is wonderful

















mehn.. At last nairaland has disband me.. Yippieeee






















My space booking journey continues


























Space booked, beware of explosive! grin
Politics › Re: Its Official, Atiku Congratulates Buhari by alberto2k(m): 4:49pm On Dec 11, 2014
Ehmmm... I for like comment o but















Make I go check my garri way I soak since 2pm
Phones › Re: Bis Not Connectedon Curve5.need Help by alberto2k(m): 3:49pm On Dec 11, 2014
ellalina:
I used opera mini and phone browser.
It should be the phone browser.. Cuz opera mini automatically switches frm TCP netwrk to BIS when u subscribe...

MTN does not support streaming with BIS, so if u were watching videos via ur phone browser, then expect ur money to be deducted.. By d way try to un tick this in blue from the screenshot below.. Goto ur browser, press the BB button.. And click on option and check for this below


P.S: try a hard reset on ur phone too... I hope this helps.

P.S:hungry dey wire me o... Where is seun plzz? :-/

Phones › Re: Bis Not Connectedon Curve5.need Help by alberto2k(m): 3:26pm On Dec 11, 2014
ellalina:
I did bis daily and it was cool so I opt in for monthly.
I received the successful message and 1k was deducted.the edge capitalized and bb logo appeared by 3g
I browsed for a while only to discover I have been surfing on my airtyme.
The bis status shows not connected.icustomer care says its ok but I still can't use it.
I insert the dim in another bb and it worked fine.
Pls guyz what do I do on the phone to make it work.
Its on Mtn and curve 5
1st I'll like to know the stuffs u surfed and what application u used, jst gimme details
Then let's how the problem can be solved.
Politics › Re: President Jonathan's Acceptance Speech At PDP Convention by alberto2k(m): 12:05pm On Dec 11, 2014
siraj1402:
Them no teach me she u go teach me.?I know people like you,if someone wanted to hide something for you,one should just put it into written.
Man talk nicely to mie if u'd like this topic to reach FP
*cross leg* sips from his millionaire champagne* *exits thread*
Phones › Re: Ralph Baer, The Father Of Video Games, Dies At The Age Of 92 by alberto2k(m): 12:01pm On Dec 11, 2014
Mehn... R.I.P











Am sure he'll be caught gaming on his way to heaven
















Alberto...booking Occupying space like matter
Nairaland General › Re: Why Do Some Guys Don't Like Bathing With Their Fellow Guys And... by alberto2k(m): 11:58am On Dec 11, 2014
Gay-alert :-o
Romance › Re: Is It Normal To Get an attention While Grinding? by alberto2k(m): 11:54am On Dec 11, 2014
If na idi-kunle... Then my dogoyaro must salute in korean language

Ochio! grin
Politics › Re: President Jonathan's Acceptance Speech At PDP Convention by alberto2k(m): 11:51am On Dec 11, 2014
Arrrgghh! Dem no teach u summary for secondary school
We don't read long shii lyk diz in france
FTC?








Can't believe it
Politics › Re: Muhammed Buhari Leads At APC Presidential Primary by alberto2k(m): 11:48am On Dec 11, 2014
Wetin concern diz news with the value of the Naira to yeye overated dollar? :-/




















Mehn... Abeg who get cup 4 there, make I soak ijebu garri take step down grin
Food › Re: Palm Wine! Now In A Can ? by alberto2k(m): 12:08pm On Dec 07, 2014
Never gonna be tha same taste with the one from a calabash cup.


















Ah! I miss pami lyk die
Phones › Re: How To Improve Your Smart Phone Battery Life by alberto2k(m): 9:14am On Dec 02, 2014
Damn! U got me tho lmao!
Mods move this to the FP please














I dedicate this space to my momma















Not for sale, bookers beware!
Health › Re: AIDS And Teen Sex Education by alberto2k(m): 5:00pm On Dec 01, 2014
H.I.V? I schooled in mexico and I haven't heard of that before cheesy
Politics › Re: Photos Of Gov. Ayo Fayose Clearing Dirt In A Drainage During Sanitation Exercise by alberto2k(m): 6:36am On Nov 30, 2014
lertee:
Public stunt,what happens to putting on something more casual. We all know it's for the media but atleast he could make it appear like he is more serious.
Lol cheesy well said bae

Nice Signature too wink
Politics › Re: Photos Of Gov. Ayo Fayose Clearing Dirt In A Drainage During Sanitation Exercise by alberto2k(m): 6:33am On Nov 30, 2014
This one na work? Mtscheew!
Go clean the one under bridge

Story for the dogs

ftp on a sunday morning?



Mehn... I will dance like david danced cheesy
Jokes Etc › December/christmas Is Around The Corner, Hilarious Break Up Lines. by alberto2k(op): 9:37am On Nov 22, 2014
DECEMBER IS AROUND THE CORNER! TIME TO BREAK
UP!!!
.
1* You saw me sweeping my room n you never care 2
collect the broom and finish the sweeping, It's over!
2* you don't bend properly when u sweep, you'll have
Pride issues, & i Can't marry a proud woman, *its
over*
3* Did U just call me honey? You are trying to say my
mum is a Bee? We're done! *its over*
4* My mum checked my future, you are not in it. *its
over*.
5* baby my mum says that there are a lot of witches in
your village so we can't go out anymore! *its over*
6* why would u tell me to watch champions league
when Man utd is not there! U want to mock me abi?
*Its over*
7* U smiled at the guy in the car while we were
trekking. *its over*
8* U don't use ma picture as your profile picture, *its
over!*
9* U prepared indomie and Egg for me to eat?! U want me to kill everyone at the office with mess abi? *its over!*
10* U didn't vote for me for Mr. Nairaland 2014 abi? *its over!*

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Events › Re: Abuja Carnival: FG Rejects Foreign Participation Over Ebola, Insecurity by alberto2k(m): 11:25am On Nov 19, 2014
Babyboy1986:
Who care??
potatoes gonna potate and haterz gonna hate cheesy
Events › Re: Abuja Carnival: FG Rejects Foreign Participation Over Ebola, Insecurity by alberto2k(m): 11:18am On Nov 19, 2014
Am back again


Space booked
Celebrities › Re: Chika Ike Shows Off her Sexy Body As She Sails On Luxury by alberto2k(m): 1:53pm On Oct 21, 2014
Mehn.... See hot pie, dah body belongs to ma bedroom walie cheesy
Webmasters › Re: Recieving Google Adsense Payment In Nigeria by alberto2k(m): 4:42pm On Oct 06, 2014
Oya pro bloggers in the house.. Come break it down for this lad

FP again?

Iwaju iwaju tinx mehn
Christianity Etc › Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by alberto2k(m): 8:28pm On Oct 05, 2014
MNDY:
Oya Come Chop Your Slap!!!
*begging* oga oga abeg no vex
I no go look for ur trouble again sir
Lol
Christianity Etc › Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by alberto2k(m): 2:10pm On Oct 05, 2014
farano:
Lol I won't tell you
The name of the church na.....


















CHURCH

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