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stephenqueen:
Alberto2k cum settle this matter for kinglekan and 2dice,dem dey fight over babe

*cocks gun*

Oya make una leave una selves

2dice leave kinglekan boxer now, oya kinglekan comot ya hand 4 2dice dick

Ehm... Oya the 2 of u should frog jump from here to isreal and pass through cameroun,

I go dey wait una 4 calabar

stephenqueen:
Chai Orijin101 na real werey

Na wehrey dey know wehrey

Orijin101:
Oluwa mii oooooo
king of kings
lord of lords
Jehovah El shadai
Jehovah hell shall die
Jehovah hell shall not stand
The lord who found an axe in the river, what a great ultimate searcher
the lord who pathed the red sea, what a great road maker
the lord who fed thousands of people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fishes, what a great multiplier
the lord who created the whole world within 7 days, what a great scientist
the lord who turned fire into air-conditioner, what a great thermo-cool
the lord who fed Israelites with manna in the wilderness, what a great food rainer
the lord who didn't let me die from a terrible sickness years ago, what a great doctor
the lord who blessed me and my family bountifully, what a great father Abraham
the lord dashed a virgin woman pregnancy with doing gbamugiaga, what a great magician
the lord who help David to conquer Goliath, what a great killer
the lord who help Solomon in possessing thousands of wives and concubines, what a great hook up God
the lord gave ishilove the power to ban, what a great Anna banner

the lord who gave lalasticlala the grace of front-page, what a great supermod
the lord who made seun the CEO of nairaland, what a General overseer
the lord who let us experienced a free and fair election, what a great peacemaker

Infact, you all should help me PRAISE THE LORD!!!!!

cc: ishilove
alberto2k
stephenqueen
kingtom
lalasticlala
2dice
fabdedon
sinaj
tohpahz
prettythicksme
lordhugo
kinglekan
tosyne2much
buygala
blackett
fulaboy
fulaman
chimerase
chimerase2
missclassy
chiam55
lala247
adaobi12
ronald4life
farano
valmunich
midehi
tr0ublemaker
thesonofmark
all my fellow E-weeder
ipledge
falconey
lagmostkuit

*falls from okro tree

*climbs again


Oriiiiiii

*coughs*

Orijiiin!

*coughs again, almost chokes*



*falls from okro tree again, breaks leg, gets bruised arm

*climbs again, hugs branch

Looooool!!!

*falls again, faints and Die*


*Resurrects*

Father Lord I thank you for this laugh/madness courtesy of the weed u gave us

stephenqueen:
If I wallop your head,e go be like when David katapot Goliath for head

Oboi Orijin don drop bomb

Bt The spoiler na Ori ife

kinglekan:
I swear, I nor knw say Al.berto2k sabi praise God oo. I been think say na incantations him go drop.

person way go drop incantation dEy come... His priesthood excellency Oba KingTom of Odondoilokolala kingdom

stephenqueen:
Al.berto2k na pastor him just get small werey for head ni,na him invite korede bello cum him church cum sing God Godwin

wehrey ifaa tear u holy knock u go confuse like Saul

Oga kinglekan.. No mind dat guy, him don mad tay tay

stephenqueen:
So una sabi praise God like this ,na orijin101 own ah still dey wait for

him dey with him pops abraham, na him father abraham wan take do sacrifice to God

stephenqueen:
Chief priest Kingtom dey prision

baba, if him vex start some kind incantation, the prison gates go melt

Orijin101:
you don't need to worry yourself, jez give the reward to my one and only boss RONALD4LIF

2dice:
sweerry thanks
Mehn i just can't Thank Baba enoff
He is the Jega that selotape all the Orubebe in my life
He is the Omini every every
Alapanla
my Igwe
my savior..
The beginning/ the end
My Friend,My Daddi,My Uncle
My BOSS of all Bosses
*Mehn am Jes speechless*
may i call my Goons dem make dem come praise Baba One time
cc kingtom
stephenqueen
orijin101
lordhugo
alberto2k
jacksparrow1207
ipleddge (am not sure i got d spelling)
lala247
prettythicksme
Fabdedon
sinaj
Who else oo...and dem Guys wey we jes sign
Thank U

thanks for the nomination guys..
Here goes mine

Heavenly father I thank you
For the heavenly grace you've given me to see today
I thank you for life of my family
I thank you for the life of my friends, my neighbours and the strangers iam yet to meet
I thank You for the food that I cooked today(e no burn, so momsy go allow me hear word 2day)
I thank you for creating weed, cuz I know non of your creation is a mistake
I thank you for everything Baba God

Ominipotent God,
Ominiscience God
Ominipresence God

I say thank you baba, I'm breathing fine lasan.. Its enough reason to say thank you
I thank you for keeping me alive today, I exalt ya holy name baba
Almighty Almighty
Boss above the biggest and highest Bosses
My only Oga at the top
The ancient of Days
The Iam that Iam
The unchangeable change

Chukwu imela, Na gode Baba na, Oluwa e seun!
Gracias Dios
Iam grateful from the depth of my heart Jehovah

Cc:
Orijin101
Kingtom (Baba touch and soften the heart of ishi.love)
Stephenqueen
Fabdedon
2dice
Fulaboy
Jacksparrow
Acekid4c
Harrysterol
Kinglekan
Mizkeleke
Andystudentggrin
Sinaj
Prettythicksme
Lagmoskuit
Ipledge
Falconey
Valmunich
Lordhugo

Make una call the rest ooo... My screen don dey cry

Orijin101:

cc: alberto2k
stephenqueen
kingtom
ipledge
2dice
chimerase
fabdedon
kinglekan

come and see ooo

I forbid am, tufiakwa!
That girl is wicked gan!
Na those kind girls dey make guys visit chief priest Kingtom for love charm

jsea:
Mumu must u tell us u wish to die young *hiss*

Ipledge:
Nooo,i no get anus oo

u go dey sit-down with head from today INJ, amen!

Ipledge:
I smell gay,Alberto2k get big bum bum

wehrey! and u get soft, wide anus

aniagoluaustin:
1000 dollars.....oya show us..

nwoke its pay before service, the piece is very expensive so I can't take risk

See my acc no 77770419

2dice:

hope d dude don dey normal now

yes! But the wehrey eye don red like man u jersey

greatnow:
. Bros abeg the tin still remain? Abeg give me small mine is finished...will call schoolboy latter in the evening to bring for me

come fetch small mah nigga'

Ipledge:
I bring in my friend from Kenya Natasha247

Cc Lala247
Orijin101
Jacksparrow1207
2dice
Alberto2k
Kingtom
Sinaj
Prettythickme

*Puffs smoke and walks into the thread*

*rubs red-dim eyes*

Dude's where's the kenyana?

stephenqueen:
Kingtom oya report here now shey na true wetin alberto2k talk

Baba kingtom and chimerase dey e-jail
Courtesy of: Ori ife

2dice:
see dat tall skinny one
don dey cough
*gives him viju milk asap*

Baba wehrey! Weed doctor

Acekidc4:
The Pastor is a confirm Weeder just like my oga's at the Top; Alberto2k and Orijin101!!Heeheheehe

who? Me

Ehnm, na expired Orijin him mix wit dog piss juss like Oba of lagos

IamOpemipo:
Dude i'm goin find u
And i'm goin smoke with u

I think say na only holy communion u sabi take

Abeg Who get Aj weed make e supply this our guy?

Cc:
Fabdedon
Ipledge
2dice
Stephenqueen

Fulaboy:
*finally found a place to sit*
Choiii is been a long night

madgoat na inside gutter u go sitdown so

Chai! Na who give this fulani goat expired Togo weed?

LasoulMacuby:
Walks into thread, collect weed from Alberto2k,
Abeg who help me see my lighter?
Runs out of thread looking for lighter

wehrey! Come back here... I geh boiz way dey pick pocket come summit to me

See ya lighter, take amu

Fulaboy:
where are they? Smoke everywhere

wehrey! U no dey see well ni? U don mix ya weed with ur cow dung again ba

2dice:
Good Good man
this one wey look like omo mummy so
shey dem go fit take am soo

looks can be deceptive u know

those guys don tay for the game oo!