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Politics › Re: Push APC Into Atlantic Ocean, Agbaje Tells Igbo by alberto2k(m): 2:52am On Apr 10, 2015
[size=18] Agbaje Eleniyen cool [/size]
Politics › Re: ‘oba Akiolu’s Statement Was Jocularly To His Igbo Friends’ by alberto2k(m): 2:42am On Apr 10, 2015
Throw the Igbo's in the Lagoon and they'll set up businesses in the Mammi kingdom grin grin

"Survival"
Romance › Re: City Ladies And Village Ladies? Which Is More Faithful? by alberto2k(m): 2:29am On Apr 10, 2015
2dice:
baba this S-k wey yu buy no gel oo
madgoat...wetin do amu grin grin
Romance › Re: Funny Break Up Lines by alberto2k(m): 2:26am On Apr 10, 2015
tohpahz:
I no do anything wrong na.. but i wan dey in my own jare cool
issorite

ah never see ya buzz na undecided
Romance › Re: Funny Break Up Lines by alberto2k(m): 10:39pm On Apr 09, 2015
Romance › Re: Funny Break Up Lines by alberto2k(m): 10:09pm On Apr 09, 2015
Fabdedon:
alright no pee you sure say no be people you de owe de find you?
**in ishilust's voice* you know say money nah be problem! cool
Romance › Re: Funny Break Up Lines by alberto2k(m): 10:07pm On Apr 09, 2015
tohpahz:
Thank u but no Thanks.. id manage topaz wink
angry
Romance › Re: Funny Break Up Lines by alberto2k(m): 10:05pm On Apr 09, 2015
stephenqueen:
undecided
Woju o! See as e bend neck like say u see bola onidi nla grin

Check my profile, take that number buzz me for whatsapp grin
Romance › Re: City Ladies And Village Ladies? Which Is More Faithful? by alberto2k(m): 10:02pm On Apr 09, 2015
Truss me, Uju way dey village dey knack, Romanus, paulinus, linus, Lovinus and Vitus, titus in that same village grin

Crime › Re: Friends Murder Influential Area Boy In Oshodi After He Decamped To APC by alberto2k(m): 9:57pm On Apr 09, 2015
Sweetyie:
Chai FTC. BRB
babe you're on FTC spree or wah? grin

Abeg sell that land for me biko grin grin
Romance › Re: Funny Break Up Lines by alberto2k(m): 9:54pm On Apr 09, 2015
Fabdedon:
lol..weray watin do your whatsapp?
Nothing, some wehreys wan kill my ba3 with group msgs Iswear... I go soon open am, no fear.. grin
Romance › Re: Funny Break Up Lines by alberto2k(m): 9:52pm On Apr 09, 2015
tohpahz:
Hian!! Abeg o. Dah name even long pass me
lol sweet name for a beautiful bae like you grin grin
Romance › Re: Woman Makes Over $10,000 A Month By Asking “boyfriends” For Abortion Money by alberto2k(m): 9:49pm On Apr 09, 2015
stephenqueen:
Ur papagrin
wehrey Oniranu oshi! grin grin
Romance › Re: Funny Break Up Lines by alberto2k(m): 9:47pm On Apr 09, 2015
Fabdedon:
which language is this kwanu cheesy
The language name na language grin grin
Family › Re: Lying To Your Kids To Get Them Do Your Bidding, Is It Right Or Wrong? by alberto2k(m): 9:46pm On Apr 09, 2015
Jennimma:
Lwkmd ...most parents are guilty of this. Anything less than the first position means the child is a dullard.

Hilarious one sha^^^
and then, the man will be stamping hot knocks on my head for coming 2nd grin

As for me, I'll rather look for other convincing ways to make them do my bidding than lie, except if its something sensitive that I have to cover it up with a lie..

My 2wraps smiley
Romance › Re: Woman Makes Over $10,000 A Month By Asking “boyfriends” For Abortion Money by alberto2k(m): 9:31pm On Apr 09, 2015
stephenqueen:
jacksparrow1207
orijin101
alberto2k
Ipledge
fabdedon
kinglekan
report here now
Ehen madgoat wetin? grin
Romance › Re: Funny Break Up Lines by alberto2k(m): 9:30pm On Apr 09, 2015
tohpahz:
It's a customization for topaz(my nick) smiley
oh okay..you must be Topazi batuka almakaya grin grin
Family › Re: Lying To Your Kids To Get Them Do Your Bidding, Is It Right Or Wrong? by alberto2k(m): 9:20pm On Apr 09, 2015
and that's how my pops has been lying to me about him coming first in class till the day he wanted to burn some books and I saw grin

Agbonweze obi - 7th embarassed

Try harder next year or we'll demote u to primary 1 embarassed
Romance › Re: Funny Break Up Lines by alberto2k(m): 9:18pm On Apr 09, 2015
tohpahz:
She didnt tear u up well.. cos u are still grinning. Bro butterfly tongue
lol

And this ur moniker tohpahz, what are u topping nahuh? Break up lines? grin
Romance › Re: What Will Be Your Reaction To This? by alberto2k(m): 9:11pm On Apr 09, 2015
We go drink am together grin
Maybe she just wanted to remind of my roots grin
Romance › Re: Funny Break Up Lines by alberto2k(m): 9:08pm On Apr 09, 2015
tohpahz:
Lolz.. that one didnt happen for real na..
babe, am for real.

U need to see the way she tore me up with fingers b4 she broke down in tears grin grin
Politics › Re: Kaduna Governorship Election: 9 Governorship Candidates Step Down For El-rufai by alberto2k(m): 9:03pm On Apr 09, 2015
stephenqueen:
Who be woman undecided she is a kid grin
abi kidult grin
Romance › Re: Funny Break Up Lines by alberto2k(m): 9:01pm On Apr 09, 2015
so you bought me a multicolored vest with yellow, green, pink, blue, violet and orange color, so u mean am I butterfly? grin grin

Its over! grin
Crime › Re: Mama Put Chops Off 10 Year Old Finger For Allegedly Stealing Meat by alberto2k(m): 8:58pm On Apr 09, 2015
cry
Romance › Re: Stern Warning To All Nairaland Babes... by alberto2k(m): 8:52pm On Apr 09, 2015
countersparrow is paravexing grin

Shebi dem nor dey see say we don dey sweat since

Man camouflage, man Cam-flexing grin

And counter dey para shey na b'cuz say dem no reply his PMs grin


Oboi na me dey rap like this shocked
Celebrities › Re: Checkout Jesse Jagz New Look by alberto2k(m): 8:45pm On Apr 09, 2015
sansanluff:
lol...so funny
cool
Romance › Re: 10 Things Guys Do During Heartbreaks by alberto2k(m): 8:43pm On Apr 09, 2015
Orijin101:
Every alberto2k trying to reap what i sow, holy ghost FIRE!!!!!! embarassed
We talking bout Wifi, you talking bout gprs cool
Romance › Re: 10 Things Guys Do During Heartbreaks by alberto2k(m): 8:24pm On Apr 09, 2015
woman don break Orijin heart grin

To the Topic •• •• ••

During heartbreaks, I'll juss cry and crrryyy ehn cry

















Sorry, I mean.. I'll just watch charlie chaplin(that man with london bridge moustache) and laugh hard till I start crying grin grin grin


6years has gone by and that movie solves many of my life and relationships problems cheesy

Plot dedicated to the comedy master Kingtom Charlie chaplin grin
Celebrities › Re: Checkout Jesse Jagz New Look by alberto2k(m): 8:12pm On Apr 09, 2015
Looks gentle grin

But I can swear that he hasn't stopped blazing Weed grin
Romance › Re: How To Maintain A Long Distance Relationship by alberto2k(m): 8:08pm On Apr 09, 2015
Iwakacome see this long shii, I hiss and Iwakacomot angry

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