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Romance › Re: 9 Reasons You Should Have Sex Everyday by alberto2k(m): 1:56am On Apr 06, 2015
ronald4lif:
*coughs* wink
Baba O! I'm loyal sir! cheesy
Oya take Eva water make u no go choke cheesy

Romance › Re: Why Do Women Hate Shy & Nervous Guys? by alberto2k(m): 1:51am On Apr 06, 2015
shy guys are like a flaccid D*ck..

Now tell me, which woman prefers a Flaccid D*ck over an Erect D*ck undecided
Education › Re: Harold Ekeh - A Nigerian - Accepted By 8 Ivy League Schools (And 5 Others) by alberto2k(m): 1:49am On Apr 06, 2015
happy for him, proudly Naija smiley
Romance › Re: 9 Reasons You Should Have Sex Everyday by alberto2k(m): 1:47am On Apr 06, 2015
mizkeleke:
I should be asking you...
Your pings ain't going
Abi... I dumped Blackberry for Android

Though I've gotten another one now, so I'll be back shortly

I dn do dry fasting and 14days prayer and still u nah gimme ur digitz buh u juss stubborn embarassed
Romance › Re: Its My Birthday Yoh by alberto2k(m): 1:39am On Apr 06, 2015
Happy birthday bruh smiley

Care for some Weedhuh undecided
Romance › Re: 9 Reasons You Should Have Sex Everyday by alberto2k(m): 1:36am On Apr 06, 2015
mizkeleke:
How are you??
I'm doing just great smiley

Bae, What happened to your BBMhuh
Romance › Re: 9 Reasons You Should Have Sex Everyday by alberto2k(m): 1:05am On Apr 06, 2015
have sex everyday? Man who does thathuh Is sex food? undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Is This A Sin Before God Or Its Biblical? by alberto2k(m): 1:02am On Apr 06, 2015
Oyoyo Prophets grin grin
Romance › Re: How I Started And Overcame 17 Years Masturbation(tears) by alberto2k(m): 1:00am On Apr 06, 2015
poor and lame Lamba gamba (lies) angry
Family › Re: Immigrant Nigerian High School Kid Makes History by alberto2k(m): 12:57am On Apr 06, 2015
stuffs like this makes me more proud to be a Nigerian smiley
Romance › Re: How Romance Section Should Be Atimes by alberto2k(m): 12:26am On Apr 06, 2015
Psalmwise:
#quickly putas on bulletproof cloth and Abija charmed cloths

double protection


ah go roll u lik hausa mat tongue cheesy..

#disapears bfor e shoots
Nigga' I've watched alota ISAKABA,

ah go juss pour sand inside mah shakabulah and shoot sporadically grin
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Who Here Knows How To Reduce The Size Of A Picture by alberto2k(m): 12:20am On Apr 06, 2015
check for apps that u can use to compress the file
Nairaland General › Re: Ten Lessons Nairaland Has Taught Me by alberto2k(m): 12:17am On Apr 06, 2015
This is nice and true

Me likey smiley
Fashion › Re: Ladies: What's Your Views About Guys Who Wear Pants? by alberto2k(m): 12:13am On Apr 06, 2015
doesn't give the abuna breathing space and its gradually going into extinction...

Blame it on those damn gays! angry
Romance › Re: How Romance Section Should Be Atimes by alberto2k(m): 12:11am On Apr 06, 2015
Psalmwise:
while i roll u lik hausa mat tongue tongue
*cocks shakabulah* Oya say that again undecided
Family › Re: He Caught His Wife With Another Man Having Sex On Their Matrimonial Bed. by alberto2k(m): 12:09am On Apr 06, 2015
rokiatu:
One of the reasons she cheated on him in the first place is because he's too nice and she take that for granted. I still can't believe his reaction. undecided
HE really need to man up and grow some balls.
You give some women too much freedom and they will sit on your neck.
I have a problem with the bolded

I don't understand what u meanhuh
Family › Re: He Caught His Wife With Another Man Having Sex On Their Matrimonial Bed. by alberto2k(m): 12:03am On Apr 06, 2015
the ball no dey our court o, micheal jordon don Dunk am tay tay grin

Last bullet: This H0es ain't Loyal Rara! cry
Romance › Re: Some Cause Of Bad Breath And Prevention by alberto2k(m): 12:02am On Apr 06, 2015
stephenqueen:
Oya go bring amu before I break bottle for your head
oya take amu but

Ehmm ehmm, remain 2shot for me abeghuh

Romance › Re: Some Cause Of Bad Breath And Prevention by alberto2k(m): 11:51pm On Apr 05, 2015
stephenqueen:
If u don high nko undecidedundecided U wan make I break mac dowell bottle for ur head ba
ehen... Ehm stiffin e never reach lyk dat na cry

Oya drop thE bottle make ah give u jack daniels way I hide under bed cry cry
Romance › Re: How Romance Section Should Be Atimes by alberto2k(m): 11:48pm On Apr 05, 2015
Psalmwise:
iffa hearnah me bd planter exporter importer germinater etc... grin grin
ehen... Na u b dah illegal dealer selling substandard weed with mah name ba? undecided

Ah swear u go pay weed tax and other fine today else I go roll u like Liberian weed undecided
Romance › Re: Some Cause Of Bad Breath And Prevention by alberto2k(m): 11:42pm On Apr 05, 2015
stephenqueen:
Werey grin
0lo5hi I don High fa, ma wa ja mi oo grin
Romance › Re: Confused As Fvk by alberto2k(m): 11:40pm On Apr 05, 2015
and you still came here to prove her right? undecided

Kia! Shiit! Fvck mehn cheesy
Romance › Re: Some Cause Of Bad Breath And Prevention by alberto2k(m): 11:39pm On Apr 05, 2015
cause: Doing 69 and not brushing 69 times. grin

Prevention; Baba Ogunleripopo herbal mixture embarassed
Romance › Re: The Dumb Awe "If U Where To Be In His Shoes What Would You Have Done" by alberto2k(m):
Nothing annoys more me than a long heap of shiit ion know embarassed
Romance › Re: Personal Opinion: Reasons Why Ladies Crash Courtships by alberto2k(m): 11:32pm On Apr 05, 2015
Cutehector:
I tink d op is right. Alberto2k loooooooooooooool. U funny
Boss, abeg if u understand wetin dat Nigga dey yarn and u fit explain am to me...

Ah swear ah promise u one Basket of cuban weed embarassed
Romance › Re: How Romance Section Should Be Atimes by alberto2k(m): 11:26pm On Apr 05, 2015
Psalmwise:
nope i dnt weed...buh it usuallyu flow wen i eat beans finishi guess am high on beans
Beans way aboki don mix with kenyan weed grin
Health › Re: Pls Help My Face Is Rough Wat Should I Do by alberto2k(m): 11:21pm On Apr 05, 2015
GogetterMD:
I actually think sandpaper will be better
Lol.. Nigga' is clocking 30 but still wants to look like a 10yrs old grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: 55A35D5C Ping Me For A Chat by alberto2k(m): 11:19pm On Apr 05, 2015
chukwuma don download BBM now we no go hear word again angry
Romance › Re: She Don't Respond To Touches by alberto2k(m): 11:09pm On Apr 05, 2015
Dyt:
You dunno how to do it ni
Badt girl, ah go tell mummy 4 u tongue

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