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Psalmwise:
abi nah especially on sunday wen u nor get work... nah dat time yeye inspiration dey flow to open threads

Dude how many u basket of fried weed u don smoke 2day

Orijin101:
i trust my babe. . .

but ah no trust u with mah sister

If u do anyhow, I go leave orijin bottle for ur red ass

ronald4lif:
Lol! You serious. Quoting the original message and see me scrolling down with hope just to read this.

lol.. Baba no be mah fault na, the guy just dey yarn puerto rico way person no fit understand

2tek:
Good day, n'landers.
I read recently on nairaland about a lady who dated a guy for 4years, got engaged to him and will be getting married to d guy in few months time but she wants to opt out. Here are some eye openers/ pitfalls for guys to take note of.

BOTH OF YOU WERE NEVER FRIENDS: The foundation of every intimate relationship is friendship. 'Always marry your friend' is an age-long advice given to both guys and ladies. Both of you shd b able to discuss freely abt life, work, sex and other topics.

ASSUMING SHE LOVES YOU: never assume a lady loves u. Her actions should show that she loves you. It is a known fact, that some ladies pretend but if you are a sharp guy you shd know when a lady loves you. Here are 5 languages of love to guide you. (A) act of service - she should b ready to go extra mile to help you with some chores like cooking etc. (B) QUALITY TIME (C)
PHYSICAL TOUCH - holding hands, hugging, smooching, romance etc.(D)
WORDS OF AFFIRMATION - paying you compliments. (E) GIFTING - even if its #500 boxers she should buy for u.

NO-SEX-BEFORE-MARRIAGE: why I DO NOT advocate for sexual immorality, the truth must be told. If a man has not fvcccked a lady, d gra gra and shakara no be here o. Super drama queen and tantrums highly expected. Most times, A lady feels more relaxed and at home wt a guy she has slept wt than a guy that has not seen her panties. The guy could be making the lady his priority while the lady will be considering the guy as an option. Even after engagement, she considers the guy as one of those guys stalking her. If u never fvcck am, make sure u don't quarrel, argur vehemently or sharply disagree wt her on any issue. Also,Be ready to meet every of her ga damn 'ridiculous' demand. Lastly, be ready to 'practically' BEG or use her parents to FORCE her to marry you, if no-sex-b4-marriage.

POOR BEDMATICS: if you are already having sex, be sure to be good at d game. Most ladies are turned off if the guy is a jerk in bed, especially the sexually active ladies. They'll say- Bobo yi omo kon kon(this guy no know ANYTHING). They hv pple to compare the guy wt nd if performance is below per, some will crash d courtship instead of cheating in marriage.

NO-COHABITING: she wants to get married and live together for 40yrs or more but she is not ready to even spend weekend at the guys place. NO QUALITY TIME- WATCH IT, GUY! Marriage comes wt some surprises, so its better to live together for sometime and bond better than running away few weeks after marriage.

LITTLE MONEY: money is not love but most times money lubricates love. fuel is to a car what money is to love according to d present day lady. She thought you are loaded but finds out its otherwise, she will Ben Johnson. Who wan suffer?

ITS NOT DESTINED TO HAPPEN: you tried your best but for just no reason, both of you don't seem to get along well.

A GUY WITH MORE MONEY AND SWEETER TONGUE APPEARS: another guy appears from God knows where wt a better car, house and swag. Omo see gbege. For most ladies, it is the highest bidder that shd chop their kpomo. This explains why some guys wt money play them wella cos they know that once the money goes, d love will disappear. To make it harder for d other guy make sure you are already co-habiting wt the lady. It take a guy who is desperate to hussle for a lady who is already living wt anoda man nd you will know on time.



REMEMBER- don't be TOO nice and TOO gentle to a lady that is not yet your wife. Occasional niceness is ok. Worship a lady and she will mock nd see you as NOT MAN ENOUGH.

stephenqueen:
See as all of una dey talk about sex here ,especially dat boi orijin101 wey him head be like agbon. Tosyne2much and others make una give ur life to christ no dey lash babe again,am telling u what God told me to tell u.
Evangelist alberto2k make una pass me that Jack Daniels before night vigil start
Pastor 2dice help me light ma weed I wan blast

orijin don finish mah jack daniels

But johnny walkie still dey

stephenqueen:
Wetin

na who open your cell? Judas

menix:
She Bleep up...

She wuld ve easily replied u 'Gracia com tu letta amu na ikpu ndi obodo gii'
Meaning ' Since i left u, ur watery brain has refused to mature'...

cray nigga... I bow for ur spanish-igbo

iceberylin:
Baba...My account no gree login oo..
Nai i turn guest

and we been think say dem knack u ban sef

Welcome back Icey!

iceberylin:
na just cold this side ooo...
Wahzup wif u

Am doing great boss

You just disappeared for weeks, hope all is good?

iceberylin:
So true

Icey the FTC King

Happy Easter bruh

Orijin101:
Shey no be dat time i hear say him land for LUTH

Ehen... So u even know

0lo5hi, where ma Easter orijin?

Orijin101:
Alberto, abegii dem don nack you bottle for head before

nah... Buh stephenqueen dn try am, ask amu how e take end

Orijin101:
dey use style cyke my babe, u hear ?

me

Chyke my own sister

Cutehector:
shey u knw say gate fee na 1K.. Chicks plenty for dr sha.

chai!! 1k? Now that Baba is there I knw he'll reduce it till N100
ah go wait till e come down fa

Tandullceblog:
Partnerless

adonbilivit

Cutehector:
lol I wana go to elegushi beach tomoro . Happy easter

Boss make ah follow u nah

Maybe our relationship Status fit change

Cutehector:
No partner

we dey together

Happy easter bro

sinaj:
take ya matchbox...

u care for tom tom?

oya bring amu

Ah swear Orijin101 don teach u errything

sinaj:
lol i de come ma enta bush go do am dere ...

gimme mah matchbox first

balash:
Azzin ...Lol, Na Pension Remain For me and Se.un No want Pay me my pension O

sinaj:
lol... fenkz buh i stil nid d matchbox coz d paper i used to wrap d wee iz small.

Oya take buh make e no tay 4 ya hand cuz Acekidc4 and others dey queue

Airforce1:
why?

Shoot

You no dey leave FTC for us again