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Romance › Re: TOP20 Romancelanders With The Most Hilarious Posts. by alberto2k(m): 7:30am On Mar 27, 2015

tosyne2much:
Doesn't she deserve the honour ?

Use that and build alimajiri school.. better than dedicating it to ireny undecided

Romance › Re: Name One Excuse A Man Give When He Don't Answer His Phone. by alberto2k(m): 7:07am On Mar 27, 2015

Bae my phone fell into a mug of beer(orijin).. i had to dry it, clean every ic and let it dry for 18 hours as directed by the technician(bar man) angry

*******

Sorry my little cousin was playing fifa14 with my phone when it fell and my phone went into a coma angry

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Events › Re: My Birthday Gift.. by alberto2k(m): 6:54am On Mar 27, 2015

Cc:
Orijin101
Stephenqueen

Make una bring green bottles n weed jawe

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Events › Re: My Birthday Gift.. by alberto2k(m): 6:43am On Mar 27, 2015

Happy birthday Faby... God bless you man!

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Romance › Re: Guys What's Your Preference? by alberto2k(m): 6:01am On Mar 27, 2015

u see why i said Togolese weed is bad for your brain angry

Events › Re: Today Is My Birthday. by alberto2k(m): 5:56am On Mar 27, 2015

pasqal09:
SHATTAP!!!

Thank you sir! embarassed

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: What's Your Favorite Romance Section Moniker??? by alberto2k(m): 5:52am On Mar 27, 2015

madgoat:
ur worst nightmare

where u go hide since undecided

Romance › Re: Ladies, What Do You Think Of Men That Drink Alcohol??? by alberto2k(m): 5:50am On Mar 27, 2015

stephenqueen:
No be one woman dey date we drunkard
Origin.101
Jacks.parrow1207
Albert.o2k
Vermul.ch
Kingtom
Chimeras.e2
Agapechar.is
Abeg commot for ma road make i see road pass..jacksparr.ow1207 abeg pass me the shekpe,give me the ororo

We no be small boiz we've been drinking since cool

Romance › Re: TOP20 Romancelanders With The Most Hilarious Posts. by alberto2k(m): 5:45am On Mar 27, 2015

TheSonOfMark:
What's the criterion for adjudging their posts as hilarious?

Tosyne2m.uch's posts smirk of sarcasm but not necessarily hilarity.

Ronald4.lif comes off as a guy who broods more often than not. His brand of romanticism is borne out deep ratiocinations as against spontaneity which is the basic requisite for making hilarious comments.

Alberto.2k leaves one undecided since he juxtaposes his hilarity with anti-societal assertions but more often than not his posts are hilarious.

Son Of ~~Mark~~ Obahiagbon cool

Romance › Re: TOP20 Romancelanders With The Most Hilarious Posts. by alberto2k(m): 5:34am On Mar 27, 2015

tosyne2much:
I dedicate this plot of land to Ireneony

Romance › Re: Your First Crush In Life by alberto2k(m): 7:56pm On Mar 26, 2015

Enegod:
hope they will restore the damaged brain cells

i betchya!

They restore and add jara ontop grin

Romance › Re: Your First Crush In Life by alberto2k(m): 7:22pm On Mar 26, 2015

Enegod:
which one do you recommend?

kenyan and columbian weed wink

Romance › Re: Your First Crush In Life by alberto2k(m): 6:52pm On Mar 26, 2015

Enegod:
can't remember...too many dead brain cells

quit smoking ethopian weed cool

Romance › Re: Your First Crush In Life by alberto2k(m): 6:51pm On Mar 26, 2015

Amarachi... we were class mate from primary 1-3...

We fight but settles during lunch break cuz of what's in her lunch box embarassed

Romance › Re: EXPOSED Cheating Girlfriend by alberto2k(m): 6:47pm On Mar 26, 2015

dharay99:
I sight u, drake Jnr.

Celebrities › Re: See What Twitter Users Are Saying about This Honest Traffic Warden by alberto2k(m): 6:45pm On Mar 26, 2015

ggrin:

Romance › Re: EXPOSED Cheating Girlfriend by alberto2k(m): 6:37pm On Mar 26, 2015

Diz hoes ain't loyal angry

Murrafvkaz never loved us undecided

-********

Bro... you having trust issues wid her, then there's no point in taking the relatnship to another level angry

And next time pls, i take my Pvc beg u... dont evade a lady's privacy if you wanna live long sad

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Celebrities › Re: See What Twitter Users Are Saying about This Honest Traffic Warden by alberto2k(m): 6:31pm On Mar 26, 2015

ggrin:

you want a tip too? huh

Romance › Re: What To Say To Your Ex Girlfriend To Get Her Back - Use Words To Win Her Back by alberto2k(m): 6:23pm On Mar 26, 2015

Long shii is cray...

Ion read long shi undecided

Romance › Re: 10 Categories Of Female Virgins by alberto2k(m): 6:20pm On Mar 26, 2015

what about Teritorial and secondary virgins undecided

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Politics › Re: Armed Robbery And Gun Battle Reported On Carter Bridge, Lagos by alberto2k(m): 5:30pm On Mar 26, 2015

Food › Re: What Would You Do? Water Logged Jollof Rice by alberto2k(m): 5:21pm On Mar 26, 2015

EroticAngelina:
are u teaching how to cook?

nah... am only trying to contribute ma'am.

Romance › Re: STATES With The Highest Number Of Single LADIES. by alberto2k(m): 5:17pm On Mar 26, 2015

falconey:
Have you being to the 36 states in this country? Because my research team and I did.

thou shall not lie

Food › Re: What Would You Do? Water Logged Jollof Rice by alberto2k(m): 5:15pm On Mar 26, 2015

EroticAngelina:
u got no other choice than to sieve it or let it dry.. but if u let it dry, na agidi u go eat o

to prevent it, start with putting small quantity of water, then little by little add more. but u av to be careful and always be watching the food so that it won't burn.

use a spoon and part the rice from 2-3 sides(not turning), leave the pot half closed and the water dries off quicker... works well except if u've added too much water to it..

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Romance › Re: STATES With The Highest Number Of Single LADIES. by alberto2k(m): 5:06pm On Mar 26, 2015

Falconey and his lies cry

Kano shouldnt be topping that list, we all know that an average Alhaji marries like 3 wives undecided

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Events › Re: Today Is My Birthday. by alberto2k(m): 4:53pm On Mar 26, 2015

Orijin101:
coz na for only bad threads i dey see you!

Romance › Re: You Think You're Pretty Or Handsome? Why? by alberto2k(m): 4:51pm On Mar 26, 2015

mirexxx:
who lie give u?

my mirror

Events › Re: Today Is My Birthday. by alberto2k(m): 4:49pm On Mar 26, 2015

Orijin101:
Bro, i guess itz high time you turned it to commercial farming. . .
I bet you, you will make alot of money from it, we have people like; alberto2k, stephenqueen, kingtom, cutehector, fulaboy, chimerase2. . .
They are all weed smokers

why be say na for bad thing u dey ever call me? undecided

When u collect salary u no remember me ba undecided

Romance › Re: What Will You Do If Your Friend's Girlfriend Seduces You by alberto2k(m): 4:46pm On Mar 26, 2015

stephenqueen:
But make ur babe dey cum ma ause,I wan preach for her

you sister dey hauz na tongue

Romance › Re: What Will You Do If Your Friend's Girlfriend Seduces You by alberto2k(m): 1:28pm On Mar 26, 2015

stephenqueen:
See dis mad man,so u go gree lash ma babe,i go tell ma babe say make she no dey cum ya place again

no hard feelings bro grin

Romance › Re: What Will You Do If Your Friend's Girlfriend Seduces You by alberto2k(m): 12:59pm On Mar 26, 2015

D1ck:
He's gonna separate my head from my body

then just him about like a brother... but mind u, when he comfronts the seducer she might denie it

Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Wrong For A Born Again Chritain To Attend Any Muslim Ocassion? by alberto2k(m): 12:55pm On Mar 26, 2015

Mhizkel:
The ocassion i'm talking about needs you to dress in a muslim way, covering ur head with their hijab and so on!

nah... nah, thats off it. I better not attend the ocassion then

That shows its strictly a muslim ocassion.

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