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Crime / Re: Man Allegedly Rapes Employer’s Wife by alcmene: 10:09pm On Jul 19, 2017
Many side effects of taking agbo like water...
I am sure Oduduwa was thrown out of heaven for rape-related offense

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Politics / Re: Sheriff & Kashamu's Followers Decamp From PDP To Mega Party Of Nigeria (Photos) by alcmene: 9:42pm On Jul 19, 2017
Great4God:
Untill person die for una hand una go know how, this is killing
. Egbon you see me chuck person knife
Politics / Re: I Was Not Appointed To Develop Other Economies – Lai Mohammed by alcmene: 8:57pm On Jul 19, 2017
But you promised to create thousands of jobs from masquerade dressing or are you denying it


Oya come here......

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Food / Re: Woman Keeps Changing Expiry Date Of Gala by alcmene: 7:01pm On Jul 19, 2017
No evidence to show she's actually tampering with the expiry dates.

She could be dusting her goods so I see no reason for the false alarm.

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Politics / Re: I Was Forced To Use The Nigerian Flag To Clean Generator-youth Corper by alcmene: 7:00pm On Jul 19, 2017
Even a mad man knows where the OP is heading to but he has already shot himself on the foot.

So Nigerian flag has suddenly turned to tarpaulin used for covering generators

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Celebrities / Re: Busayo Makinwa And Stian Foggensen Traditional Wedding Pictures by alcmene: 6:50pm On Jul 19, 2017
Maga don pay
Crime / Re: 3 Men Sentenced To Death For Stripping Woman Who Dressed “provocatively” by alcmene: 6:40pm On Jul 19, 2017
thesicilian:
Title says sentenced to death.
Content says sentenced to life. That they're likely to stay in jail till they die does not mean they were sentenced to death.
*****
While not trying to excuse the despicable act of the three jobless buffoons, it still amazes me how women will disrespect their own dignity and then turn around to cry foul when they are addressed as they are dressed.





What stops you from looking at her and going your way

Abi she wore 'come and assault me' on her neck

Politics / Re: Ladies Who Bleach Have Empty Brains, Ebonyi State Lawmaker -- Maria Ude Nwachi by alcmene: 6:33pm On Jul 19, 2017
That means the larger number of Afonja ladies have empty brain....

Agriculture / Re: Caught Python Alive In My Farm In Nembe, Bayelsa State (Photos, Video) by alcmene: 6:22pm On Jul 19, 2017
JasonScolari:
And you let the dangerous beast go unscratched because it's untouchable?


Wehdone Oh, dey there dey form custodian of village laws.


Go and kill it and see what befalls you.....

Say you no believe in sacrifice no mean you go dey collect sacrificed items at every t-junction

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Politics / Re: Caption This Picture Of Dino Maleye. What Could Be Going Through His Mind? by alcmene: 6:17pm On Jul 19, 2017
He probably went to the church from Remi Tinubu's house...... #romanticizing

Politics / Re: The Biafrans Are Not And Have Never Been "Indigenous People." by alcmene: 5:42pm On Jul 19, 2017
Wet blankets.....
Crime / Re: Army Intercepts 37 Suspected Wives And Children Of Boko Haram Terrorists by alcmene: 5:33pm On Jul 19, 2017
What stopped the genocidal fools from 'intercepting' the recently kidnapped police women?

#ndi ala

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Crime / Re: Photos: Wicked Woman Beat And Torture Her Children With Ground Pepper by alcmene: 4:00pm On Jul 19, 2017
Only if Lai Mohammed was given this kind of treatment for lying at early stage....

I am sure the spirit of shameless lying would have left him long ago.
Politics / Re: FG To Amend NBC Code To Promote Local Leagues — Minister by alcmene: 2:32pm On Jul 19, 2017
Lai Mohammed is obviously suffering from Jedi Jedi.

When are they amending the education and health systems so as to give the local sector a chance to thrive

Is he forcing us to be watching the local league where you are forbidden to win Kano pillars at home?

Whose fault is it that you are vulnerable to snake bite while watching NPL matches in the stadium?

Instead of first developing the local league so as to appear appealing to Nigerians, these Idi-amins think they can force everything down our throats.

What's Buhari still doing in a foreign hospital after budgeting billions of naira for the Aso rock clinic?
We're now officially living in zoo/cage
Politics / Re: Only Respect PMB Is Receiving Now Is UK Nurses Giving Him Injection - Twitter Us by alcmene: 2:30pm On Jul 19, 2017
cheesy
Politics / Re: Osun Disburses First Tranche Of Paris Club Refund Released By FG by alcmene: 1:57pm On Jul 19, 2017
I hope we don't get to see adults struggling to maintain an orderly queue to get few cups of rice and #200

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Politics / Re: Fashola Speeds Up Work On Mokwa-Jeba After Bridge Collapse To Meet Deadline.PICS by alcmene: 1:48pm On Jul 19, 2017
How much did he pocket from this contract? Thief
Crime / Re: Breaking:violent Protest In Apapa As Policeman Shoots Three Trailer Drivers Dead by alcmene: 1:37pm On Jul 19, 2017
Thieves..... police kill drivers, you go set banks ablaze. You no see police station ?
Politics / Re: Sheriff & Kashamu's Followers Decamp From PDP To Mega Party Of Nigeria (Photos) by alcmene: 1:25pm On Jul 19, 2017
QueenOfNepal:
Which bigwig is now in APDA? It seems Tonye is the only one there


Go to his twitter handle and see how he's posting and replying himself just to make APDA account lively.

We go dey here when Dokpesi go return to PDP

I advise the dude to leave the party before he becomes the youth leader, national chairman, Chief publicity secretary and others

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Politics / Re: Sheriff & Kashamu's Followers Decamp From PDP To Mega Party Of Nigeria (Photos) by alcmene: 1:17pm On Jul 19, 2017
From grace to grass...... what desperation can do to people.

Sheriff and the drug Baron should henceforth be referred to as 'upcoming politicians '

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Crime / Re: We Went Into Kidnapping To Raise Money For Dubai Trip – Suspects by alcmene: 1:00pm On Jul 19, 2017
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Car Talk / Re: Innoson Gets Order From Mayor Of Bamako To Supply 400 IVM by alcmene: 12:31pm On Jul 19, 2017
Hope Lai Mohammed and his demonic forces in Aso rock don't bring up another law banning abroad shipment of goods.

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Politics / Re: A Party Funded By Dokpesi Is That One A Party by alcmene: 12:15pm On Jul 19, 2017
SmartchoiceNGR:

He is the founder of APDA. APDA IS DEAD ON ARRIVAL. DOA

Cc
Alcmene


Lol.... I wonder why you are dissipating energy on an insignificant organization called APDA .

Just go to twitter and check their last update... Tonye in struggling to justify his pay copies stories from nailarand and paste on his wall yet no comment, no retweets, no likes no reactions. The whole place is so boring and dead silent like a graveyard.
APDA is only mentioned here on nl.
Believe me, I don't know the full meaning of APDA

Politics / Re: THE INCONSISTENT ONE: TONYEBARCANISTA A SERIAL **** by alcmene: 11:13am On Jul 19, 2017
RobbStark:


That is typical of a Nigerian politician. Today, they are PDP, 2moro, APC and so on.
Jus leave the guy. whatever puts food on his table and takes care of his family needs, I dont have a problem wit that.


The guy is a permanent bachelor with no home to call his.

I am sure he still drags bed space with his younger ones when he visits the village.

He's only popular on nairaland(a platform where dullards converge).
Crime / Re: In Becoming The Next Hushpuppi, See The Rituals This Man Is Doing (pic) by alcmene: 10:23am On Jul 19, 2017
Dem Afonjas..... Learn handwork, dem no gree.

Sell spare parts for ladipo, they claim sophistication.

Go do apprentice, dem no gree.

Always on the lookout for a shortcut to riches only to end up swelling the numbers of blacks in US prisons

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Crime / Re: I Went Into Robbery To Prepare For My Baby’s Arrival – 22-yr-old Graduate by alcmene: 10:18am On Jul 19, 2017
His ears appear chopped off..... dem don use am do ritual

Afonjas will spend their lifetime savings on a baby naming owambe yet do legitimate business they can't

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Politics / Re: Flood: Nigerian Government Gives Lekki Residents, Others Quit Notice by alcmene: 9:31am On Jul 19, 2017
419 government...
You collect their money and give them quit notice
Celebrities / Re: Davido's Convoy Causes Roadblock In Iseyin, Oyo State. by alcmene: 7:52am On Jul 19, 2017
Wizkid right now

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Politics / Re: God Has Relocated His Headquarters To Nigeria – Okorocha by alcmene: 7:15am On Jul 19, 2017
I hope the said god doesn't visit Ogun state else foul smell as usual.
Crime / Re: A Ritual Camp Has Been Found In The Core City Of Ibadan (photos) by alcmene: 6:10am On Jul 19, 2017
Adeboye has a prayer camp....
This one is a ritual camp..... Awon fonjas mean business
Crime / Re: Fulani Communities Are Under Attack In Kajuru Local Gov't by alcmene: 10:15pm On Jul 18, 2017
We need disturbing images of the Fulani casualties so we can celebrate properly

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