Good to know am gonna be receiving handshake from breathing.

Tgirl yaay my brain tends to function more when am bored, lol
. Thanks for making me feel comfortable in your room.

breathing:
I was tempted to ask Alecia the behind-based question o, but I didn't want Teeo to say I'm bringing up the issue again. Infact these days, the first thing I would want to know about any diarylander, is their behind-based status, seeing as we might be having a get-together soon. So that I'd know which outstretched arm to shake and who to hug. But I'm absolutely not open to group hugs. Nah, not at all!

Anyway, I'd really appreciate it if you water based people would give me a detailed account of how you do it in the toilet, cuz it's killing my imaginations just thinking about it.

Alecia please answer me nah, in compensation for breaking my heart yesterday:
1. Do you totally pull off all your lower clothing b4 entering the toilet?

2. Do you stand over the toilet, or get into the bath-tub or what, when you want to wash!

3. If you stand over the toilet, do you mop and clean with each toilet visit, or does the water not touch the floor?

4. Do you always mix a little dettol in your water and wash your hands very very very thoroughly after the whole affair?

I know it sounds like I'm dissing now, but I'm not, I'm only killing two birds with one stone. (So that when my roommate to be enters the toilet, I can imagine exactly what's going on there and know what exactly to avoid touching or seating on in future)

Breathing lemme attempt to answer your questions one after the other and the water based people can help out
*laughing*

1. I have this habit of not using public toilets *can never be caught dead in a public toilet* only if I wanna touch up my make-up . So when am at home am mostly without cloth.

2. I wash right in the toilet bowl, I guess we water based people are so use to it, not even a single drop of water on the toilet floor after washing*lol*

3. Check number 2

4. The first thing you will notice, entering my toilet is the anti-bacterial hand wash. I wash my hand even after making up with the anti-bacterial not to take of after pooing.

Hope I was able to satisfy your curiosity*smiles*.

Fyn gal you have to pardon me on that, couldn't come up with a perfect description then, cos u seems like this diverse babe with a facebook love*lol* dint want to offend u*hugs and kisses*
and trust me u aint blank, u are a rare and unique being.

Farydah- am right shey?

And am eagerly waiting for breathing response lol, guess am one of those she won't shake hand with cause we use water shey?

Teeo funny dude, I actually use both, tissue then water, never feel clean with tissue and I can't use only water cos am always with fixed nails, can't image poo getting stuck in my perfectly done nails, reason for the tissue b4 d water *lol*

Awwwww, am feeling so special right now,

@ bright u got me Rotfl, group hug is not so bad u know *smiles* and I dint dash your hope o, its nairaland issue.

@eyeswideopen am officially single for now, although am loving the freedom of being single*winks*

@gentlejag- you such a darling*kisses*

@sixteen- *hugs*

Wow, Alosiby thanks for the invitation *hugs and kisses* but hope am not too late though, am sure Tgirl will allow me some space with her.*smiles* Coming to Alosiby house I can now say Alecia is fully in diaryland. *everybody come give a group hug* awwww.

Ranoscky:
Na ur type dey end up with Ritual men (but God forbid). So, u no fit givam some money for him to come up with the marraige proposal? ...

Which kain gals naija dey breed nowadays sef?

Ah! Omo, na miracle if i marry a naija gal o!

So u mean I shld give a man money to marry me? So after what shld we live on? Is nt abt naija ghels biko

:oGave her a dirty slap, saw her kissing a guy, she was just 12 then . Still don't know what made me slapped her, maybe the fact that she was kissing or that she was 12.

I beg to disagree, my mum and dad have d same skin colour (fair) n they are in love. Stop all this theories made up in ur head.

Count me out, even if na to borrow go borrow am I beg. Who go abt marrying a broke man. Money is nt everything bt a man who isn't capable of paying a babe dowry has no business getting married.

@op d only thing I will pick is 50m, cos my mum, dad, lover, son are not things. So the things here are 50m, holy book and certificate. I can always start something with the 50m, no nid of cert cos I av a copy in my mail*smiles*(am sure I won't need it again any ways) and for holy book am sure papa God understands*winks*

My mum all the way. She's simply the best.

Bisjosh: Being broke doesn't mean you are a good guy. You are only humbled by not having cash or a job. People have this sickening mentality of "if you are rich you are a bad guy, if you are broke you are a good guy"
It isn't any lady's fault that you are jobless and broke so stop taking it out on the ladies. Whether you talk from now till eternity it doesn't change a thing. The last time I checked, its not only rich men that cheat on their wives and no statistics show that the richer you get, the higher the chances of your marriage crumbling.

@op she said it all, forget girls and go make some money. Stop blaming ghels for ur sorry situation.