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Re: Alosiby's house... by breathing(f): 4:00pm On Aug 27, 2012 |
Wow, Fyngal is in lag! What part of Lag would that be please? |
Re: Alosiby's house... by Fyngal1(f): 4:04pm On Aug 27, 2012 |
Iyana-ipaja |
Re: Alosiby's house... by breathing(f): 4:07pm On Aug 27, 2012 |
Can't figure out whether that's close or far from me, but how long are you staying cuz I'd like to see you. |
Re: Alosiby's house... by breathing(f): 4:13pm On Aug 27, 2012 |
And about your facebook love, I'd suggest you don't call him o, to avoid being re-dumped . But if you still think you want to take the risk, call and say you are in Lagos for an interview, and he just crossed your mind, try not to sound like you even noticed that he has stopped calling! Maybe you would get to find out that he's |
Re: Alosiby's house... by Fyngal1(f): 4:17pm On Aug 27, 2012 |
Oh no! I wish dat would have been possible but i just came for an interview nd m going back tomorrow. Hopefully, if things work out right, then i'd b in lag for a loooong tym. P.s: i don't do d water business, so u re welcome to shake hands whenever we do meet. Lol |
Re: Alosiby's house... by Fyngal1(f): 4:21pm On Aug 27, 2012 |
Lol @breathing. Mehn! Gal u harsh o! U had me ROTFLMEO. M really pissed dat he dumped me but i don't want him to die or run mad. Btw, m certain it's none of d above cos he's still active on fb |
Re: Alosiby's house... by breathing(f): 4:26pm On Aug 27, 2012 |
Fyngal, see how much you like man. Why are you rushing back tomorrow. Isn't your school on vacation, are you rushing back to corporate-maid-ship (not possible+your guests have left o), it's only your boyfriend that can be drawing you back to benin so soon Btw, if you get the job now, what's gonna happen when it's time for you to go for service? |
Re: Alosiby's house... by breathing(f): 4:34pm On Aug 27, 2012 |
[s]ok, fyngal, since he's still hale and hearty, call him and tell him the 'I came to Lagos and you crossed my mind...tale' and no matter how the conversation goes, please refuse to acknowledge that you noticed that he hasn't called, and if he asks for a date, there's your chance to dump him yourself[/s] 1 Like |
Re: Alosiby's house... by Fyngal1(f): 4:35pm On Aug 27, 2012 |
Kai! Breathing don finish me. Lol. I love my bf sha but, he's not d reason m rushing back (i hardly even see him despite d fact dat we re in d same town). I don't want to overstay my welcome here cos m actually staying with a gal whom i don't know b4. (she used to b my bf's colleague) |
Re: Alosiby's house... by AleciaM(f): 4:42pm On Aug 27, 2012 |
breathing: Breathing lemme attempt to answer your questions one after the other and the water based people can help out *laughing* 1. I have this habit of not using public toilets *can never be caught dead in a public toilet* only if I wanna touch up my make-up . So when am at home am mostly without cloth. 2. I wash right in the toilet bowl, I guess we water based people are so use to it, not even a single drop of water on the toilet floor after washing*lol* 3. Check number 2 4. The first thing you will notice, entering my toilet is the anti-bacterial hand wash. I wash my hand even after making up with the anti-bacterial not to take of after pooing. Hope I was able to satisfy your curiosity*smiles*. |
Re: Alosiby's house... by AleciaM(f): 4:48pm On Aug 27, 2012 |
Tgirl yaay my brain tends to function more when am bored, lol . Thanks for making me feel comfortable in your room. |
Re: Alosiby's house... by breathing(f): 5:00pm On Aug 27, 2012 |
Thanks for that Alecia, I really love the idea of an anti-bacterial hand wash. I think I'd be shaking your hand when we see, plus it's good to know the water doesn't touch anywhere. Dettol has an anti-bacterial handwash, I implore every water based diarylander to go grab his/her copy now. |
Re: Alosiby's house... by EyesWideOpen(m): 5:09pm On Aug 27, 2012 |
^^^ Breathing! Breathing!! Breathing!!! Holy cow, that was tooooo grosssss! You are 3much. |
Re: Alosiby's house... by AleciaM(f): 5:23pm On Aug 27, 2012 |
Good to know am gonna be receiving handshake from breathing. |
Re: Alosiby's house... by skillet(m): 5:55am On Aug 28, 2012 |
alecia breathings handshake is overrated. but i love it. you think i have a temper? well lets find out. shall we? wheres lola? let her come and answer for mtns 4ck up. am really hating the network. |
Re: Alosiby's house... by skillet(m): 6:11am On Aug 28, 2012 |
by the way, bright, are you giving me a cold shoulder? i just noticed that you seen to be blanking me these days. is it because the son of man is back, i have no usefulness anymore? well according to samuel 20:20- eye wey dey cry, dey see road. also you need to start calling him the son of God because to them who believe He have power to be called the sons of God. so, if he believes that you, he will marry, upon all your wahala, then he definitely NEEDS that power. |
Re: Alosiby's house... by breathing(f): 10:18am On Aug 28, 2012 |
skillet: alecia Hahahah, Skillet, Skillet, Skillet, I have been inviting you time and again to come and shake these hands but you have refused to move your butt from the Niger-delta, I don't know whether you are a militant! Why I am saying all these is that, in a couple of years, you would need a series of application letters and security checks to be able to shake these hands, and even after all that suffering, you might only end up shaking my personal assistant. If you like don't come and shake it now, stay there with your nose in the air and keep repeating blasphemies like As for my not calling you. There is also a popular old saying that goes '...the telephone works in both ways ' and another older saying that says 'when a man marries a new wife, he ignores the old one'. I'm not saying I have married a new wife o, since I'm not even a man, or maybe since you are the man, have you married a new wife? Cuz I was the last person who called? |
Re: Alosiby's house... by AleciaM(f): 10:46am On Aug 28, 2012 |
Skillet good to know breathing handshake is overrated,*lol* but come to think of it you also love it*smiles* so lemme hurry , before I end up shaking her P.A *lol*. How can we find out about your temper? |
Re: Alosiby's house... by alosiby92(f): 10:49am On Aug 28, 2012 |
Alecia.M: Ehen! Correct answer Alecia...on the fence so we can all love you....so you be partial water-backsider? but the love of beauty and fake nails has prevented you from water backsiding of recent...issorai... Shame, if bright and teeo end up together one day, I foresee her gluing fake nails on his hands while he's asleep so when he wakes up, he has a traumatic time waterbacksiding....LOL As for the dettol disinfectant...mmmm, I gues that means we can all shake your hand...#donigeriansevendogrouphugs? |
Re: Alosiby's house... by AleciaM(f): 10:50am On Aug 28, 2012 |
So Alosiby too doesn't do group hugs *hmmmm*, is not that bad you know, every time I wanna travel or am back home, my siblings always give me this group hug *thats a way of saying we love you and miss you or will miss you in my family* Lol |
Re: Alosiby's house... by breathing(f): 11:17am On Aug 28, 2012 |
Bright weds Teeo Tissue backsiders/Bright's guests proceed to booth one. Water backsiders/Teeo's guests proceed to the extreme extreme right corner of the compound where we have provided you all with necessary amenities like: 1. A pit latrine. 2. 7 big drums of water. 3. Anti-bacterial hand wash. Rules of engagement include: All the groom's guests are required only to hug the bride, with the palms kept far far away from contact with her. If you are in this category and you attempt touching the bride, please don't take her reaction personal. 2 Likes |
Re: Alosiby's house... by Sapphiredamsel(f): 11:22am On Aug 28, 2012 |
breathing,breathing,breathing. Hehe |
Re: Alosiby's house... by alosiby92(f): 12:14pm On Aug 28, 2012 |
*enters the wedding venue.... *goes to seat in booth one.... *looks around.. *at the corner of her eyes sees teeo making a beeline for the water backsiding section... *sees Alecia.M standing in the middle, looking confused...it appears she had her nails made for this special occassion.. *wonders who will join her in booth one... 1 Like |
Re: Alosiby's house... by alosiby92(f): 12:30pm On Aug 28, 2012 |
LOL....So one married man is chasing Molly? @ Molly, why don't you show him pictures of Beebee and tell him something random like tuface is his father or beebeee's dad is a member of Boko haram and that you felt you should just warn him because they have been trailing his car...I'm sure that will be enough to scare him off...or even tell him that the pastor of your white garment church wants to see him because you will be the next high priestess or something...or that someone did magun for you.. |
Re: Alosiby's house... by alosiby92(f): 12:32pm On Aug 28, 2012 |
Molly: Fix that weavon, that razor cut. It looks like an upturned chinese basket on my head. I share the same sentiment.... |
Re: Alosiby's house... by alosiby92(f): 1:02pm On Aug 28, 2012 |
Buh my fav Naija movie still remains Ego Boyo's violated. I watched it when i was still just a kid, buh i still recall the lines. I'd quote them later. it was that good. @Breathing...i just discovered your miss.chief diary....I remember watching Violated when i was younger....LOL I think to some extent it was adult rated for us but we didn't care..watched it all the same...I also remember this one movie: Lies of destiny with Franca Brown about mami waters...we had bought a yoruba movie only to get home and find that that was the english movie they "donated" to us... Ehen, so you are a fan of Nollywood too...interesting...naija movies sef...it is only in them when five years later the woman has the same hairstyle, the girl starts vomitting and she is pregnant, its a village film and the women have manicured nails, the car takes several minutes (in part one and the beginning of part two) just to get out of the compound and when you finish watching part one and part two only to see "this is just the beginning" and then "to God be the glory" with a nasty soundtrack playing in the background..... I am always sceptical of the movies where everything is going tooo smooth, it means some thing will go wrong, and don't get me started on the special effects.... 1 Like |
Re: Alosiby's house... by breathing(f): 1:07pm On Aug 28, 2012 |
alosiby92: LOL....So one married man is chasing Molly? @ Molly, why don't you show him pictures of Beebee and tell him something random like tuface is his father or beebeee's dad is a member of Boko haram and that you felt you should just warn him because they have been trailing his car...I'm sure that will be enough to scare him off...or even tell him that the pastor of your white garment church wants to see him because you will be the next high priestess or something...or that someone did magun for you.. Hohoho, Alosiby, you have to come back to Nigeria real quick cuz you have no idea what the guys are like these days. They have undergone enough mutation since you left, and now they have grown fearless. Stories like this would only get replies like: 'ok, I'm a high priest too, let's hook up' blabla'. |
Re: Alosiby's house... by alosiby92(f): 1:17pm On Aug 28, 2012 |
Ewo! so it is that bad? Oginni? Which kind pepper have they started putting in booka peppersoup that these men can deflect all those excuses? LWKMD...High priest ke? |
Re: Alosiby's house... by skillet(m): 1:48pm On Aug 28, 2012 |
so is it time to diss the men folk again? thats my cue to go home. alosiby, come and lock your door. by the way, alecia, still waiting your juicy gists. and bright, I AM THAT P.A. YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. so? |
Re: Alosiby's house... by alosiby92(f): 2:07pm On Aug 28, 2012 |
@Sixteen: Does the place have a "topa guest house"? that's the guest house I remember staying in when we were small...not sure if its still around... @Skillet: Instead of you to defend the male folk, you decide to abscond, abi? @E.W.O: how is the test preparation going? |
Re: Alosiby's house... by breathing(f): 2:23pm On Aug 28, 2012 |
Alosiby, you sound like you don't want to have children Anyway, I used to like the idea of adoption a lot, my baby too, only after I've had one or two of my own. But all that changed since I watched 'the orphan'. That movie is just too somehow! I've decided I'd rather run a motherless babies home than bring the orphans into my home. |
Re: Alosiby's house... by alosiby92(f): 2:27pm On Aug 28, 2012 |
I do want to have kids of my own...but if its too much of a hassle, I don't see why we can't adopt...why he has to bring home one ekaite that he has impregnated...LOL...I was also traumatised after watching "the orphan"..I think before we bring the child home, they will have to undergo MFM deliverance.... @Alecia, so you go to MFM? *searches for her copy of prayer rain* |
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