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Religion / Re: What If Jesus Comes Today And Says There's No Heaven Or Hell? by alentyno: 7:20pm On Sep 28, 2014
Fxwarrior:

If at your age you are still confused of your eternal destination you should enter your closet and cry to out to God for salvation.
The dude is suffering from 'overthinking' ie creating problems that weren't there in the first place.....
Religion / Re: What If Jesus Comes Today And Says There's No Heaven Or Hell? by alentyno: 7:19pm On Sep 28, 2014
rationalmind:

The earlier you stop believing in that farce of heaven and hell, the better.

Remember the easiest way to control people is to give them something to fear.

That should explain how heaven and hell came to be.
who is controlling who?
Sports / Re: List Of Footballers Whose Appearance Does Not Suit Football. by alentyno: 6:39pm On Sep 28, 2014
Trapings
Religion / Re: Christians, I Have A Problem by alentyno: 9:20pm On Sep 27, 2014
FrancisTony:


Blood of Jesus you mean?

undecided undecided
So you wrote that stuff.....You are now a deist Wonders! Smh
Religion / Re: Christians, I Have A Problem by alentyno: 8:29pm On Sep 27, 2014
FrancisTony:

LOL! You're defending your God after he had insulted other people.
The thing is that he actually said a fool says in his mind there's no God.



Jesus clearly stated it and I don't have a problem with it but the problem is contradicting himself.




He clearly stated we shouldn't call anyone a fool and ought to obey it without contradicting himself.

That's my problem with bible.
Blood of God! Francistony is this coming from you?! Like seriously? Or are my eyes playing tricks on me?
Romance / Re: Is It Comfortable & OK 2 Have A Relationship With Someone In Ur Street by alentyno: 7:00pm On Sep 27, 2014
lomaxx: You should be studying your books.
Thirded! Nice bluntness!
Religion / Re: Why Are There So Many Atheists In Nigeria Nowadays? by alentyno: 5:15pm On Sep 27, 2014
davidylan:

Well then what on earth are the atheist phds doing for Africa? Have they developed a cure for anything yet or are they still copying from textbooks written by whites?
Help me ask them!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plaetton answer!
Education / Re: Chinese Government Scholarship For Nigerians by alentyno: 10:09am On Sep 26, 2014
Apart from the poster above me all other peeps here are suffering from SCAM-BLINDNESS

Sergeants Fynestboi/Richiez please ban this op asap till 2099!
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Ask for any of John Grisham Novels, Some From Dan Brown & Sidney Sheldon. by alentyno: 9:32am On Sep 26, 2014
emmyrichie:

Done! You can download em from ur inbox.
Wow! Thanks!!!!!! You are heaven sent! God bless!
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Ask for any of John Grisham Novels, Some From Dan Brown & Sidney Sheldon. by alentyno: 5:34am On Sep 26, 2014
emmyrichie:

Done! Check your mail.
Thanks! Thanks!

But please sire you got 'the lost symbol' and 'inferno'? embarassed
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Ask for any of John Grisham Novels, Some From Dan Brown & Sidney Sheldon. by alentyno: 8:55pm On Sep 25, 2014
emmyrichie: If you are interested in any, just drop your e-mail address and the tittle of the book(s).
Greetings! Please send to valenogbo@gmail.com thanks!

Angels and demons
Davinci code
The last juror
The king of torts
The summons
The chamber
The pelican brief
The sands of time
Master of the game
Education / Re: Rejoicing After Graduating From First Degree by alentyno: 4:45pm On Sep 24, 2014
ismokeweed: I used to be a guest but had to register today because of what has befallen me. Yesterday I opened my deep freezer and it gave me electric shock. I was unhappy as I was thinking of money I would use to repair it. Little did I know that was the least of my problems.
I woke up this morning and started my usual routine. Smoked 2 tie of igbo, did about 5 push-ups, then settled down to watch bluefilm. Was watching when I noticed my pricck refused to charge. I rubbed the head of my abunna but it remained lifeless. I ran to the freezer and held it but it refused to shock me. I'm in tears now and don't know what to do. Please don't curse me.
Smdh how could I! So I have been conversing with a psychiatric patient ever since?! My bad!
*walks out of thread; slams door*
Politics / Re: Atiku Accuses Jonathan Of Sponsoring Boko Haram To Cause Instability by alentyno: 3:47pm On Sep 24, 2014
Atiku will soon run mad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Fan Dies After Lampard's city equalizer. by alentyno: 3:13pm On Sep 24, 2014
PastorOluT:

There are demons in control of these sports, so the more fans they get the more people they can distract away from God n the more they can control them. Beleive it or not.
You need to expantiate like does it mean if I for example am a fan of Real Madrid does it mean my soul is in danger? Just like that? Ogbeni you need to explain o.... Am interested in learning about this. Don't just state a supposed fact and tell me to believe it or not. It won't hurt if you show the connections will it?
Education / Re: Rejoicing After Graduating From First Degree by alentyno: 3:05pm On Sep 24, 2014
ismokeweed:
And you focus on your own 3rd class.
*yawns*
Education / Re: Rejoicing After Graduating From First Degree by alentyno: 2:39pm On Sep 24, 2014
Crysallis:




It has notin to do with what is written
Just joking.
Politics / Re: World Health Organization Declares Nigeria Ebola Free.. by alentyno: 2:32pm On Sep 24, 2014
fatdon2: When will they declare nigeria corruption free
we don't need them to tell us if we are corrupt or not! We aren't their slaves! Everything is up to us.

LAST BULLET: this your mentality seized to exist the year slave trade was abolished.

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Education / Re: Rejoicing After Graduating From First Degree by alentyno: 2:23pm On Sep 24, 2014
Ismokeweed how about you just focus on smoking your weed
Religion / Re: A Call To Ban Religiousmorning Assemblies In Nigeriaschools by alentyno: 1:31pm On Sep 24, 2014
2cato: Seun please kindly delete or move this tread to joke section
*Dies*..........you wicked o
Religion / Re: A Call To Ban Religiousmorning Assemblies In Nigeriaschools by alentyno: 1:29pm On Sep 24, 2014
hunter21: This is a call to outlaw the ill practise
of forcing children as young as
3years of age to spend the crucial
early hour of the morning between
8am to 9am when the brain is still
very refreshed from sleep to engage
in religious dancing and jumping in
the name of morning assembly in all
the primary and secondary schools in
nigeria.
An assembly briefing by the princpal
or any other school staff is not
surppose to exceed 10 minutes while
the students/pupil use rest of the
hour to prepare their mnds for the
days activity rather than to exhaust
themselves singing and dancing
praises to a deity. More confounding
is the fact that in a country broadly
divided between muslims and
christians monday to thursday is
dedicated to the christian deity and
only fridays to the muslim deity.
Huh? So christians now go to church from mondays to thursdays and no longer sundays? Op stop smoking 'igbo' it beclouds your sense of reasoning. Stop it before you run mad!
Politics / Re: Governor Of Kebbi Slaps His ADC In Public by alentyno: 1:17pm On Sep 24, 2014
stinggy: What kinda man is that? Slapped a fellow man just to earn political points and appear as 'accommodating' to the pilgrims.
If I were the ADC I'll press charges, at least he can make a fortune from the damages
that's more like suicide bombing. Yes you make the money but your family will be the one to enjoy it becos that governor will do everything physically and spiritually possible to make sure you go down 6 ft below sea level grin. Abi no be naija again?
Jokes Etc / Re: Man & Wife: Laugh It Off!!! by alentyno: 1:08pm On Sep 24, 2014
LordRazor1:
Wife: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world
cup.
Husband: Wetin concern Arsenal with world cup?
Where
you from sef?
LWKMD
Education / Re: Rejoicing After Graduating From First Degree by alentyno: 12:59pm On Sep 24, 2014
@crysallis there is nothing wrong with that na. We have no choice its something we all will face.
For your own good make every effort to be happy and enjoy this moment. IT IS ONCE IN A LIFETIME! Stuff. If you don't, by the time you grow old you will regret you didn't.

Stay focused. You've finished school so what's next? NYSC and then getting a job and so on. Decide what career path you want to tow and work towards it. If you graduated with 2.1 and above then dive straight away into sharpening your communication skills, writing skills and computer skills. If you are under-25 go do Msc first if you can afford to or sort out for scholarships If you have 2.2 go straight out to bagging a PGD and then proceed to masters
Let your thinking be forward! No time to waste!

If you are scared of being independent, how about buying jamb form and starting all over again. You will still have to face accepting this stage in the next 4 to 5 yrs. So you see its a stage you must pass and you should be happy you are passing it as early as possible(if you graduated @ a young age) instead of berating yourself over nothing. I myself can't wait to graduate! #cheers
Business / Re: 5 Most Valuable Natural Resources In The World(pix) by alentyno: 12:12pm On Sep 24, 2014
Nice piece of info
Romance / Re: She Lost Her Engagement Ring by alentyno: 12:11pm On Sep 24, 2014
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You don't even know how dates are calculated.

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Romance / Re: Are Girls Proud Of Virgin Guys by alentyno: 12:07pm On Sep 24, 2014
Seriously this is becoming annoying
Politics / Re: Photo Of The Day: Rochas Okorocha And His Bicycle... by alentyno: 12:00pm On Sep 24, 2014
So what? We should clap for him?
Career / Re: Achieving The Dream Career: My Story, My Lessons by alentyno: 11:56am On Sep 24, 2014
McWhillion:

If you want a document to be in pdf format, you've to have the document in Ms word format first then use the "Save as" button to convert it.
Ok thanks. God bless for the mini-tutorial. Am grateful
Nairaland / General / Re: "Val and Tracey's lounge " by alentyno: 11:53am On Sep 24, 2014
Elantracey after putting up a nice piece you just strangled it by turning it into a 2go chat. Nice write up tho
Religion / Re: My Nigerian Pastor And I. By Toby Mystique by alentyno: 11:44am On Sep 24, 2014
*yawns* whoever read that should summarise biko

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