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hmmm its unfortunate dat am getting to know when shiloh is over... i advice u visit any Redeem or LFC resident pastor for serious counseling.

u can start by attending our crossover service tonight...

time: 10pm

venue: any Living faith church closest to u. Twill be a live broadcast from canaan land Ota.

Deathslater:
Oga you wont understand. If you were in my shoes, by now you would stabbed yourself to death.

*spreads mat on d floor*

make me understand!

OP wetin come happen

by d time u complete d story come for d advice...

Deathslater:
where is God when I need him most?

k so smth bad happened, and u just dont feel like going to church again... weve been on dat road b4... He alones know why. nd trust me it`ll all wrk out to ur favour

u leaving christianity today, will not take anything from God. he is God with or without u , ur money or ur time.

jonozo:
Wow that is awfully far. Alright try to get a licensed anti virus and scan your device. Your device most likely has been bugged

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Freebies biko what kind of freebies?

i stay in kaduna main town, never knew condition in down south is this bad.... may their souls RIP

Sergey wins Carlsen again in ongoing blitz tournament in Doha. hmmm

`` i didnt deserve anything from dat game`` ... carlsen.


Carlsens mistakes/inaccuracies is ....... hmmm ... i comment my reserve.... well fingers crossed d tournament not yet over.

*** modified***

the spirit here in NL eh... so dull

Nevertheless am gonna post ds hrt touching qoute from Sergey Karjakin, nd zoom off to disturb another group...

"This title means a lot. After my match I lost against Magnus—it was a good match but I still thought I need to do something to be satisfied. Now I'm satisfied!"

My prayer is dat despite all dat has has happened ds yr, May we all be satisfied come 2017. Happy new yr in advance from alex!

tnx dear

preetypam:
10

10

Godwin978:
thanks sir. i dialed *140# as u said. and i got these message Your Balances are MegaPacks: 246MB till 22-Jan.
Bonus: 0MB till 02-Jan.
.You are on FREE SURF (160MB free, rate up to N2/MB). Dial *141# to buy data plans

is 2mb not too much i hope they wont zap my data?

hope u can now browse with it?

and dat 160mb free surf simply means shld in case u want to use a browser other than opera u ll be charged @ N2 per MB up to 160mb

Godwin978:
thanks sir. i dialed *140# as u said. and i got these message Your Balances are MegaPacks: 246MB till 22-Jan.
Bonus: 0MB till 02-Jan.
.You are on FREE SURF (160MB free, rate up to N2/MB). Dial *141# to buy data plans

is 2mb not too much i hope they wont zap my data?

hope u can now browse with it?

and dat 160mb free surf simply means shld in case u want to a browser other than opera u ll be charged @ N2 per MB

jonozo:
Good morning everyone.. have a wonderful day and a blessed weekend. Happy new year in advance.

Am in kaduna.

dial *140# to check bal or contact airtel customer care

link to d video?

makydee:
Different translations

yeah, some of doze words has diff meaning pending on d pronunciation nd context in which deyre being used e.g

kuka means to cry or a local soup (mia kuka)

gane( means to understand or to recognise somone) it all depends on d context.

dats y I said u should screen shot d whole chat so we know which is which. and pls don't even go near dat Google translation its crap!

immaculatengang:
I ll be going out later
You hear?
But try to eat food
Do not cry
Hope you recognize me?

ur dp though...hmmmm cute :p :p

it obviously is a chat b/w u and d lady....I wouldve requested u upload d full conversion but wetin concern me...


anyways here's d line by line translation:

am going out I'll come back later

u hear

but make sure u eat food

I don't have kuka

u don't understand me?

***modified***

chai slow connection, I was d FTC o lol.

OMG!!!!

Zimbabwe will not kee sombdy... its cos of things like this, I sometimes don't blame Donald Trump...

Temmiey:
but the feature has been on Bbm for some time now,doesn't that speak volume of Bbm? I still think watsap hedge it on compatibility of its multiple platform hence its popularity

lol @ d way all dz bbm fans are qouting me...

what I meant is dat , with wat Whatsapp has achieved so far, ds feature might just be d icing on d cake.

Btw am on bbm too!

cc:
NLbully
Bigsteveg
Horlufemi

jonozo:
Your device seems to be affected by virus. Your phone needs to be wiped and you need to install an anti virus on your device to help you protect it. Try to remember the last app you downloaded before you started getting the pop ups maybe a game or something and do not download it again.

i formated d device lost all of my apps n data. yet didn't wrk

jonozo:
Please adverts pop up where on your mobile phone? Does it show on apps or on your browser? What is the model of your android phone?

everywhere sir, while browsing,(u wont be able to click anything until u attend to it) , at the phones homepage, while typing a text msg etc... even though I don't av sub, provided my data is ON d pop up keep showing
sometimes even though u click cancel it still goes ahead to download the useless apps being advertised in the pop up.

Cos of dz ads my sub doesn't last up to a mth anymore...

model: Hotwaves Venus X6

My EX need to c ds. She say let's b normal frnds I said NO! I no do again, dey ur lane... She say lai lai

Crespodinho:
Change the OS.

How can. I change d OS and to wat version currently using version 4.4.2

Wow! Educative and enlightening. With all dz I consider myself a borehole expert. Lol (jst kidding)



Good job bro.

cc :larwin

Op

Pls How do I stop dz adverts from my android fone. I formated d fone still did not work

LA click la.....

If dey succeed in doing D's eh.... Whatsapp will b d best of d best app ever!


Later some ejit will b comparing BBM & Whatsapp...

freshboi88:
This one doesn't even know English, ur illetracy trickles into the content of ur comment..wen u use "high time", it goes with past tense....... So it's should be it's high time u "wrote" not write..... Dullard!!!!.. Without special centres pple like u wouldn't have been able to pass english

oK I made a grammatical error so what? I'm not perfect I learn everyday. Is there anyone incapable of mistake or errors?

BTW its not as if urs does not contain errors too...

And tnks for d insults, speaks much abt U! Eyin awon English guru