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I'll be like, i love u too pumpkin.

After we hug, and she has gone to her room........ my reaction @pix below

Choi,

This earth sef,

Ladies be like, "it's not easy being a female", niggaz be like, "it's not easy being black", and someone else was like "what about being 'female and black?' ".


Until we learn to love ourselves, then eachother, this wahala no go end.



But even if the guy na thief, pretty sure if he was white, they won't do such

WhiteShark1:
Omo no kill me with laff o

No vex o
Lol

Osogbo weed badt gan

Ronaldinnioh:
"Africa is currently experiencing another form of slavery through Pentecostalism.

We are now mentally lazy and our ability to reason scientifically has been incapacitated.

The write up below gives a vivid reality of the way we think. The Nigerian Pastor won't talk about Usain Bolt or Serena Williams.

The Nigerian pastor wont talk about Steve Jobs or the young people in Silicon Valley reshaping our world.

They won't talk about young American scientists spending endless hours in search of a cure to a disease that's predominantly in the Tropical African Region.

The Nigerian pastor won't talk about Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie or Ben Okri. In every corner of the world, there exist young men and women who have defied all odds and become successful through hardwork, creativity and dedication... The Nigerian pastor wont talk about them......neither will he ask his members to emulate the spirit of these individuals.

He would rather talk about sister Agatha who got a job she WAS NOT THE MOST QUALIFIED FOR because she prayed and fasted in line with their church programme. Or Brother John who became a millionaire because he used all his salary as a seed in the church. Or Papa Miracle who he laid his hands on and 3 of his children got admission in the university Or Mama Esther paid her tithe and her business started growing everywhere across the nation......no business plan, just boom, everywhere.

This has led to a new breed of mentally lazy young people who now see God as a rewarder of mediocrity. To the Nigerian Pastor, the only way to prosper is by paying your tithe and sowing seeds in the church.

So they will never talk about those who have through hard-work and dedication placed themselves on the world map.

No......the Nigerian god only blesses the first 30 people that rush to the altar to drop N100,000 as seed.

The Nigerian god abhors hard work and creative thinking, He only gives to those who sow seeds and offerings......and those who shout "I am a millionaire" every morning and do nothing the rest of the day.

You want The Almighty to come down and help you use the talent He gave you and bless you because you are going to church to shout "Daddy, I receive it" You are all jokers.

Can someone tell these jokers that irrespective of your creed, faith or religion, blessings and favours follow you once you start using your talent and become useful to your society"

Lol, @this statement

No......the Nigerian god only blesses the first 30 people that rush to the altar to drop N100,000 as seed.


The truth is always bitter, u have said it all ma'am

emijo:
Who and who scored for Naija?

V.Moses and Mikel

why u go slap bouncer sef, when u no be THE ROCK. tor
finally, this guy don fair o, wetn happen

ericjohnson:
thunder wey go fire dis nepa wey jst tak light, mak i no talk

im telling u o, dem just take our own sef

for reals??
oh well, people get married to dogs now so, im not surprised.
bhet, how na, some people's mind need serious dusting shaa, tor.

I understand ya @op,

Sometimes, life's unfair,
That doesn't mean u shouldn't be ur nice self, i presume "ur niceness" motivate ya kinda.

The only thing I can say is, as u are being all nice, just be smart too, don't let being "too nice" over cloud ur judgement tho.

P.S: being ursef is the most amazing thing in the world, cuz u don't have to worry about people, except those that luv ya

VickyRotex:

Lol, ofcourse naa, but no be this kain dream

Dude, imagine if ur wife had that kind of thought(God4bid), pretty sure u won't be happy.


Don't mess around with a married woman, u know karma can be sooo annoying.

No go enter one chance for the girl affair, before u start saying "twas the devil" speech

VickyRotex:
It's just about 600 million km away. It took me about 6 years to get to Jupiter. About 2,200 days.

But it's too far, that's why I want to relocate to Mars.

Mars will take me just about a year from Earth.

Hahahahaha, make i just dey my earth o, i cannot come and be traveling for a year

VickyRotex:
Ofcourse! Jupiter is cool! No complaints about Hypocrisy, Stupidity or Cowardness here.

Hehehe, I'd love to come there oo, biko, how many hours, i mean days, abi years to reach there

ItsMePuffPuff:
[color=#ff9900]yes that guy I mentality banged that 1 time
He wasn't worth the fantasy [/color]

@ "mentally banged".

Hahahaha, i literally laughed. Lol

EPIC!!
Ma'am.

Shoo,
As i see am, i know say work don start na, person go turn servant be that

Cuz i sure say she'll be like, "pumpkin, could you help me do this", "hun, could u help me do that, " etc

Lol

AfricanApple:
that's the most interesting part of inter tribal marriage. they get to speak the two languages

That's true, but it still depends, cuz d mum will speak one lingua, and the dad will speak another.
I think some inter tribal marriages if not most, end up speaking English tho

Any tribe will do for me,
Make she just dey amazing noni

But the ish of marrying another tribe na the dialect o, which lingua the kids go con speak,

VickyRotex:
Ashually, na Jupiter I dey!

LMAO, Jupiter no too big for u ni, u fit handle am ni

Oi vey,

Are we still on this?? ,

No one is perfect o, whether men or women, that's what makes us human.

The only important thing is to be matured enough to do what's right.

VickyRotex:
Abeg I go dey wait o

Hehehe, na pass 3am u reply, u sure no be Mars u dey already, cuz time for there fit be 8pm

VickyRotex:


Please how much to go there?

I never know oo,

Wait mk i contact NASA 1st

Una no dey tire abi,

That's how there was a topic on hypocrisy of guys, now this one na for ladies,
Lol, tor

If y'all are so tired of the opposite sexes, y'all should go Mars, heard it's really fun there.

Besides, una go still marry "the opposite gender" y'all call hypocrite tho. Funny really.

freecocoa:
I'm starting to rethink everything I think I know.

Im telling u oo,

Reassessment o

Fear the Simpsons oo, choi,


Finally, Trump be like Leicester city ooo, from nowhere to somewhere, tor!! ,

Awwww,

Love birds

Estharfabian:

Gift? is he mad?

Buhahahaha,


But buying boxers is ok ba?? , lol

Zirah:
Okay. Thanks for responding.

U welcome o,
Na the hustle we all dey na,

Zirah:
Lol. You behaved well. So how did you respond to those questions and did you get the job?

Lol, my response tho, told her i did the best i could na, n well, education isn't really the best test of knowledge, also, the fact that people now pay their way into getting good grades jare, Hehehe. said some things I can't remember tho

Didn't get d job o, after a week, they sent a mail, saying they were impressed, blah blah blah, but they decided to choose another candidate, lol, i just shake my head

Lol

Well, it happens,

There was an interview i went for, after passing their ap'test, personality test(oboi no be joke o), and phone interview.
So the interviewer(a lady ) started by asking me why i didn't get A's in my waec(i had B'c & C's), i was like "eh", omo, i was surprised o,

The next question was why i go my school (my sch na federal University of tech tho), say why i no go nearby school, omo, i just dey look this lady o,

The next question wey vex me na, why i get 2.1, e remain small make i ask the lady say weda she manage get 2.2, she still ask some weird questions o. tws really annoying that day.

I was like, which kain interview be this.

Lol, when i remember that day, i just dey laff, she no ask any relevant questions about the job or others

P.S: i didn't flare up tho, i answer the questions how best i could, but come-on!!, after passing all those stages, lol,