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sameolg616:
SOLVED!i already introduced her to bill gates himself....took just 45secs....

Yes, that's correct. Microsoft should hire you for a job well done.

The magic happened under a minute with TeamViewer.

Thanks very much @sameolg616, the sky is your starting point.

Lexusgs430:
Use Daz to activate windows and kms to activate office.

I checked Daz and Kms on google, no search result. Please, any download link?

Thanks.

MODIFIED.

Wow! This is a miracle. Will give it a trial tomorrow morning. Thanks a million for this info.

But how can I get a genuine product key, the KMSpico and Daz seem to be concerned with only Windows and Office activation

lalaboi:
First things first, did you buy your laptop new? or used?

Did it come with windows 8 originally?

If it was upgraded with an in-genuine license and you upgraded to 8.1. then the update is basically doing it job.

How to get genuine license? you BUY.

If you cannot afford to buy, then download the crack to 8.1 to activate. (Just know you are breaking the law by doing this)

The laptop is new, Dell Inspiron 3542, came with Windows 8, I didn't see any DVD, it came pre-installed. It seems I activated with a product key I got on google, maybe that's why it says I use an unlicensed product key.

I can't get or buy a product key through microsoft because of my unlicensed product key(I don't know if you understand my issue like it appears on my laptop). It says I should get a genuine product key from a microsoft DVD.

Please, I've tried all means possible to google product keys for Microsoft 2013 on Windows 8.1, but all these while, none has worked.

If there's a link you can help me with, I'll be very glad to download from it. I need the product key badly.

Thanks.

Hello

I'm on MTN Trutalk. Anytime I check my account balance via the short code *556#, it says I would get 100% bonus airtime if I recharge with this pin *885*pin#.

I did that today, this afternoon, I recharged via *885*200card#. My airtime is currently in limbo.
I borrowed 100Naira previously before my 200Naira recharge today, the debt was cleared but my remaining 100Naira wasn't left for me. I tried using *886# and *559# to check my balance, I saw 100Naira on-net call bonus, but my main account remains uncredited.


MTN, I need this issue resolved please. ********* is my number. Thanks.

Hello

I recently updated through "add features" on my windows 8 dell laptop, which was working fine prior to the update. After updating to 8.1 pro recently, during startup, it tells me to activate windows. When I tried activating online, it says I can't cos I have an "unlicensed product key"... All my microsoft office stopped working after the upgrade, saying I need to buy a product key in order to edit a document or to even type anything. All my office suite is locked until I get a genuine product key.

I've tried going online for solutions, but I haven't gotten any headway. How do I go about getting a licensed product key cos:

I can't personalize my pc
I can't used any microsoft office suite
I can't activate windows online also.

But everything was fine when I was using windows 8, now Windows 8.1 pro is giving me trouble. It says my current product key is not genuine or unlicensed anytime I try activating online or using MS office suite. And says I should see my product key on my windows DVD(the system didn't come with a windows DVD, it was just activated when it was bought, without trouble).

Hello

I recently updated through "add features" on my windows 8 dell laptop, which was working fine prior to the update. After updating to 8.1 pro recently, during startup, it tells me to activate windows. When I tried activating online, it says I can't cos I have an "unlicensed product key"... All my microsoft office stopped working after the upgrade, saying I need to buy a product key in order to edit a document or to even type anything. All my office suite is locked until I get a genuine product key.

I've tried going online for solutions, but I haven't gotten any headway. How do I go about getting a licensed product key cos:

I can't personalize my pc
I can't used any microsoft office suite
I can't activate windows online also.

But everything was fine when I was using windows 8, now Windows 8.1 pro is giving me trouble. It says my current product key is not genuine or unlicensed anytime I try activating online or using MS office suite. And says I should see my product key on my windows DVD(the system didn't come with a windows DVD, it was just activated when it was bought, without trouble).

mzdamidee:
Will they allow us in on Tuesday before the orientation camp begins

Of course, you wouldn't be chased out. If you arrive on tuesday, you will be allowed to shower and sleep in the hostel, that's about it. Camp officially opens on wednesday, so all perks of being a CM starts on wednesday.

MaksmanBello:
Good evening all, what are the requirements for redeployment for a married woman?

Take your marriage certificate, and an evidence the husband lives and work in his state of residence to camp. After the normal registration in camp, fill your redeployment form stating marriage as reason for redeployment.

Well, I'm a 2015 Batch A corps member serving in Dutse, Jigawa state.

Jigawa state has the best orientation camp for corpers. It's actually a sports center that's why it has two neat volley ball courts, a very wide parade ground, comfortable hostels(Block A to N) for female, same for males. Females aren't allowed into the male hostels and vice versa. The soldiers are disciplined, no violence occurred during my time in camp, not eve a finger or belt was raised against a corp member. You only have to respect and follow the rules. No threats from the soldiers also as we were approached and treated like the human beings that we were. And no disrespect of female soldiers or your funeral will take place in camp as those women no dey smile at all.

The mini market is lovely as assorted breakfast are prepared(for those that don't like the kitchen menu) before you leave the parade ground at 7:30 AM.
There is a running tap in all bathrooms in every single block in the hostels, so no complaints about water scarcity. Toilets, water heaters, water cisterns also, sinks and tiled bathroom grounds(only messed up by corpers). Every facility works in Jigawa camp. The hostels are well ventilated, tiled grounds and walls, fancy ceiling with working fans and bulbs(na small thing remain make them even fix chandelier give corpers sef). Light out is at 10 PM. Don't joke with curfew or you are on your own. Please, if you are a spoilt rich brat, please, keep the attitude at home cos when you're in camp, no one will tell you to behave yourself. Oh, the big mosque for the muslims is to die for(very wide, spacious and beautiful actually. No church for the christians). The grasses and fields are neatly trimmed(the camp looks like a GRA actually, it's called Yakubu Gowon Sports Centre for a reason, duuuhhh). Walking distance from the Goodluck Jonathan Multi-purpose hall, parade ground(closer to the boys hostel), kitchen, pavillion, volleyball courts, Man-O-War ground, medical centre, OBS studio etc, is like mountain hiking, so prepare to slim down during your stay in camp.

Fanisau camp is spacious so corpers hardly ever have a good place to hide(except inside your travelling bag, LOL). Come with your waste pouch, sold in camp too, but please come with your(my cash was stolen on the first day by humans I thought came to serve their fatherland like me), some people come to camp to steal, be very careful with your items. Phones get missing almost on daily basis, so you may want to keep your ipad air at home, its just for approximately a month, besides ONLY ETISALAT NETWORK is okay for browsing at Fanisau, the rest, lol, just switch off your phones as texts and calls hardly makes it to your phone screen, how much more browsing with GSM(not even EDGE, 3G, or LTE). MTN and GLO are worst actually, Airtel is still manageable shaa.

When I got to the medical centre a day after camp resumption, there were already up to 800 medical reports, by the following day, it was 1500. This made the medical team nonchalant about corpers plight. It was just too much nobody was paying attention to them at all. Everyone wanted to leave Jigawa, lol, I just carried my medical report jeje, straight to the hostel and inside my clear bag.

Oh, keep your prefumes at home or leave it inside your bag, or big-headed mango flies with green head will become your pally for the duration of the smell on your clothes or body. Come with vaseline and a duvet if possible, the weather isn't funny. Be prepared to drink water like fishes in the sea or suffer from dehydration(nobody will actually remind you to drink water in camp, na you go dey find the water sef). Don't panick of you don't see chilled water in camp, it's rare commodity actually, you will forcefully make do with the heated sachet water that was unsuccessfully protected from the sun and heat, so warm(rather hot)water will be yours to ask for.

The wise ones will hustle from day one to join the OBS team, while other floor members become the main corp members(I mean, someone has to go for the morning, afternoon and evening drills, right). The ORIENTATION BROADCASTING SERVICE is a perfect place for ajebutters with brains(male or female, who want to spoil their skin in the name of orientation camping?). Anyways, the OBS team are the VIP corpers in camp, lol. They are treated like holy beings and regarded with respect, others envy and hate them because of the perks that comes with joining the OBS. You don't stand in line to get food, flash your "on duty" pass at the kitchen co-ordinators and get your food while others wait in line. The parade ground is not our thing cos we are supposedly "working hard" in the camp studio. We get respect from the soldiers who treat us like one of theirs and get away with things floor members will normally get a punishment for. You get to avoid kitchen duty, parade ground, environmental sanitation, mass punishment for dirty blocks/hostels, relaxation in the studio while others are forced to listen to staffs go on and on and on about how the NYSC scheme is the best program to happen to mankind. On swearing in day and passing out parade, the OBS team stays under the shed in the pavillion while floor members sweat it out standing in the sun. I only paraded twice(the first two days) through out the 21 day exercise. How people stayed under the sun during public address and other call for gathering is what I can't really imagine. It is too damn hot in Jigawa state. Girls that love heavy weave-on, attachments on their heads, you are all on your own o. Make-up isn't allowed in camp, at all at all, as long as you are wearing white and white, forget it. The army people no gree for that one. Common powder sef, na drills for you o.

No booze in camp! FORBIDDEN. They don't want stories that touch after a group of Hot adolescents gets drunk. Glad about that too.

Make sure you hold money abeg as drinking water is bought and sold only in the market, not negotiable. The state is hot, you have been warned. Come with mosquito nets if you like but Jigawa camp is always fumigated, therefore no mosquito bites or mosquito scare in camp, don't go and complain of malaria while you're in camp just to avoid the parade ground, abeg them go ask you whether you don hear or kill a single mosquito inside the camp.

All in all, the camp is fun, for those that give a sh1t about the orientation camp and the NYSC scheme. Go and enjoy yourself(that's what anyone would tell you, right?).


Whoever gets to Kano is almost in camp (less than two hours).From Sabon gari(New road in Kano, this is the terminal for almost every coach and bus coming from the S/East, S/West and S/South, you can't get lost at all), take a keke (#150) to KANO LINE, then take a cab(#600) to Dutse. Tell the driver you are heading to NYSC camp!!! Make sure he understands where you are going! NYSC camp, DUTSE!!! It is by the road, you won't get to the cab's park in dutse. If you miss it. And find yourself in Dutse town(cos either you are sleeping or the driver forgot himself) just take a bike (#100 or #150) to orientation camp, 15 minutes from Dutse town.

Happy camping, Hehehehe...

AJUWAYA!!!

Keziehenry:
babe i wish u were in aba cos my sis is goin frm there on sunday.

Hello, I'm in Aba and posted to Jigawa, leaving on Sunday with a guy from Absu also posted to Jigawa camp. We're leaving for Kano on Sunday afternoon, boarding YSG at Milverton.

Respond to my PM if your sister is still leaving on Sunday or tell her to send me a message on WhatsApp 08116406955

But there are corpers presently serving in Jigawa state, why do we still need to redeploy?


Anyone currently serving in Jigawa should kindly answer me.

Please Sodiqyinka, I need you to clarify me on something... How do we know if we'd have automatic redeployment? Is Jigawa an insurgent state? I was posted to Jigawa and want to know if we can redeploy since there are corp members there presently serving.

sodiqyinka:
Yes, there is. But don't expect to be posted to your choice state... Cheers

Not too clear but toooooooooo faaaarrrrrrrr

^ Lol, I've accepted it. I'm going to serve there

yusouf1:
for those who are coming from South, West get a Car that would come to Kano Sate immediately wen u arrived Kano, ask a motor park that load for Jigawa Dutse Camp is just not upto 3 hours journey. Safe journey friend Jigawa is a peaceful place..... 08033976555

Thanks a lot.

Why do we need to redeploy from Jigawa state? Is the automatic redeployment true for corpers posted to Jigawa?

ik4life:
yes na bicycle allowance dat 4 d transport,bro no b only u dey shake,I grad 4rm igba camp,pub admin ad u?

Bkf... I follow you dey beg sodiqyinka that time our jamb number dey mess with us


Is there going to be redeployment for corpers posted to Jigawa? I thought Jigawa is peaceful?

Thanks a lot for your help... I'm more informed about travelling there now

dgalon:
alexis thats not true...take bus to kano
if u reach kano..u reach jigawa (ask for where to get jigawa_dutse bus..u can get one at kanoline motor park, unguwa uwku d transport fare is abt 600 to 700)..i was born in jigawa st bt posted to delta..it kinda feel good and scary to be at some strange land that u av nvr been before. #bt its Nigeria we talkin abt #in the rain or sun #Nigeria we will serve #team strm1 delta. wsh u all the best guys

hazard1759:
Therez no reason to feel sad guyz,God Knows why we've been posted to Jigawa...So far as I made stream1,I'm ok.redeployment isn't on ma mind at d moment sef

Same here bro, stream 1 was my target, and I ain't redeploying also... I just hope there's 3G in that state

@ik4life, I still meet you here? Lollllsssss, I'm from igbacamp o... This Jigawa just got me shaking my head since 3 pm...


E go better, It's on the callup letter that 1k would be paid to us monthly at Jigawa, how true is this info?

I got info for those at the south east that wants to travel down to Jigawa to take a bus going to Kano, alight at Zaria, then find a bus heading to sokoto. They said Jigawa is on the same road leading to sokoto.

Its indeed the far North...

Hello family, I haven't been to the north and don't know anywhere there. Currently in Abia state right now.

This thread is for meet ups for CMs, directions and other things.

Welcome Jigawa corp members.

Team Jigawa state, who else is with me?

femolala001:
Good morning fellow PCMs. I am glad to announce to u that the notifications for call up letters will start by monday. Got that info from a confirmed source. So get ready because may5th is just around d corner. I hope u are good to go? Cheers!

Good morning, is there any need to submit a copy of my green card to my school?

We were asked to submit but deadline was last Wednesday and my school is far from my home. Can

Can it affect my posting? Were you guys asked to submit to your respective institutions?

@Tolustx, femolala001, doublezero7, kingphilip

Thanks everyone for your help, I'm very grateful to you all.

tolustx:
I think I saw a notice somewhere, mybe on d website that we shud sign d green card and bring to camp.

Yes, it's written in the dashboard

"ENSURE YOU PRINT YOUR GREEN CARD SLIP, SIGN IT AND BRING IT TO CAMP. IT IS COMPULSORY FOR REGISTERATION IN CAMP"

tolustx:

Good day. I believe these below will be of help to u. Note however that d signature won't appear on ur green card printout.

Hello, I have done exactly what needs to be done and the no signature info has been erased.

Since the signature isn't on my green card, do I sign on my green card myself?

@Tolustx, doublezero7, kingphilip, sodiqyinka

tolustx:

Baby, u rock. Been consistent wit d countdown, even wen u had health challenges. U rily rock. God bless u. Gr8 people! We are almost there. Rejoice, leap, and clap.
Ti a ba da ogun odun, o maa pe. #May5.
#TeamNoStream2

Good morning Tolustx

When I registered and printed my green card, my signature wasn't uploaded on the printout.

Now my dashboard says I should create a valid signature.

How do I go about it?

Cc: sodiqyinka, doublezero7, tolustx, kingphilip

Good morning house, hope everyone is doing fine? I want to use this opportunity to thank everyone that helped and contributed their quota into helping me make adjustments in my NYSC data.

A big thank you to @Sodiqyinka, he has been the architect of hope all along, I never gave up and he didn't give up on us, despite all the hassles we caused on the thread and previous threads. I'm happy to inform everyone that my errors were finally corrected, I registered and got my callup number. Thank you Mr Sodiqyinka, you have been a blessing to total strangers even without financial gains. I know one way or the other, you put your time and money into this and I will always be grateful about that. I'm glad I knew nairaland and I'm glad I came across someone like you. Help will never pass you by every single time you need it.

Keep being the kind person that you are and the sky will be your starting point. More grease to your elbow bro. Its good to finally relax.

Thank you everyone, @Sodiqyinka, doublezero7, tolustx, inkyillusion, and everyone that contributed, one way or the other. Have a great day, everyone .

sodiqyinka:
Ok. Drop the email address. You have to know that any payments you've made with this email add becomes invalid after deletion. Game?

It seems like nothing can be done about my own case and you don't want to say it.

@Sodiqyinka, doublezero7

I'm still waiting for you guys, please don't forget me here.
Someone should help me forward my name.

Mine is the case of wring jamb reg number not found on JAMB's database.

Wrong jamb reg number 0644134AH

Correct jamb reg number 06114134AH

Thanks guys as you respond to my request.

firstEVA:
i'm not sure I know you

I follow your posts and love going through my following just to read your posts. Its nice to get a response from you though cos I don't come online too often except for recent pressing issues. Nice meeting you anyways.