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PoliticsRe: Pictures From Peter Obi's Campaign Rally In Southern Gombe by alexpumpin: 1:35am On Feb 01, 2023
Where did obi visited in kaltungo today? Una lies no know bonds! I shuttled kumo- Biliri- kaltungo-bambam-cham and returned to kaltungo first bank branch around 2pm today and didn't see traces of obi.

Una well done
PoliticsRe: Wike, G-5 Inconsequential. by alexpumpin(op): 10:28am On Jan 31, 2023
Asgard13:
Wonder how his G5 go dey reason now
I listened to Seyi Makinde interview with Seun okinbaloye some days back and it clearly shows from his choice of words that they already lost the battle.
PoliticsRe: Wike, G-5 Inconsequential. by alexpumpin(op): 10:24am On Jan 31, 2023
Asgard13:
Nigerians know na.. except Yoruba acn giving him highlights with believe the sisi gat something

Power to the people
Atiku no get Opposition


Maybe Wike go travel again..

The nations sef no take am serious again
He has nowhere to go bro, Ekiti exco gone and PDP just takes over all court cases in rivers state.
Wike may dances naked before election day.
PoliticsWike, G-5 Inconsequential. by alexpumpin(op): 10:00am On Jan 31, 2023
January 2023 ends today. the G-5 and their goons led by Gov Wike has failed to fulfill their threat of announcing preferred presidential candidate to support for next month elections.

Instead! Ayu and Atiku camp continue to flog Wike and his cronies with BRAIN RESETS horsewhip.

2023 is very interesting.

#votewisely
#Nigerialokan
PoliticsRe: Self-Marginalisation: Igbos Dump Obi As 11 SE & SS Parties Endorse Fulani Atiku by alexpumpin: 3:48pm On Jan 29, 2023
OlawaleBammie:
My friend good morning sir

I am from Ekiti, 98% of us are Christians and u know,
Ekiti is unique among yoruba states, politically smart and intelligent people.

Tinubu, Atiku and Obi will have handsome votes from Ekiti people. Tinubu 40%, Atiku 30%, Obi 18%, Others 2%.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal FA Cup (1 - 0) On 27th January 2023 by alexpumpin: 10:34pm On Jan 27, 2023
betshopagent:
stop hyping him.he is an average player. Bench-warmer at city. He solely gifted Chelsea the champions league.
Hope you see how Zinchenko introduction has impacted arsenal game.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal FA Cup (1 - 0) On 27th January 2023 by alexpumpin: 10:06pm On Jan 27, 2023
betshopagent:
stop hyping him.he is an average player. Bench-warmer at city. He solely gifted Chelsea the champions league.
Hyping who?

Zinchenko play as left wing back, play as left holding midfielder and also dictates play for arsenal from the left wing.

His positioning and passes is top notch.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal FA Cup (1 - 0) On 27th January 2023 by alexpumpin: 9:54pm On Jan 27, 2023
ThierryJay:
Omo Zinchenko is way way far ahead of Tierney in all aspects. And it's not like Tierney is a bad defender. It's surprising how Zinny was underrated at City. The guy is a gem.
Zinchenko is my best left back in the world currently,the guy is a genius.
EventsRe: Pictures As Abuja All White Pool Party Holds In Grand Style by alexpumpin: 1:24pm On Dec 14, 2022
Slawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
That slim woman in the last picture though

My love for slim women knows no bounds



You know nothing about slim women son

.slim women are the best....just try them and you will give testimony

You want to talk about thier thigh that is slim enough not to choke their vaginal thereby preventing vaginal odour......talk about thier portability
Have you seen them on leggings...mehnnn....they are damnn sexy with their conspicuous camel toe on tight fitted leggings
Talk about thier deepness....slim girls are deep down there....they can accommodate anything that comes in...
their preferred position during coitus is sitting on you or the cow girl style
Then watch how they soak and wet your dickkk with all sort of vaginal fluid....sticky, foaming, watery and Slippery
You be baba Wereeey
FoodRe: How Many Days Can 10k Take You On Food? by alexpumpin: 1:03pm On Sep 29, 2022
Source: Obembet[/quote]Your DP though!

I'm the lead striker of my football club.
I love sport
FoodRe: How Many Days Can 10k Take You On Food? by alexpumpin: 12:49pm On Sep 29, 2022
obembet:
Despite the situation of this country today, there are many people than manage expecially in food aspect.

So my dear Nairalanders, how many days can 10k take you on food and explain how you will spend it.


Source: Obembet
2 days max
PoliticsRe: Obidient Movement: How PDP Beats Tinubu APC To Social Media Power Game. by alexpumpin(op): 5:40pm On Sep 28, 2022
EmiLoKanMyAss:
grin cheesy cheesy
Special Adviser: Tell those OLD SKOLS say Na Obi-Datti or NOTHING.
Not old school issue bro, I'm presently in yobe state and this past week, I've visited Gombe, bauchi and abuja.

North is mobilizing massively for Atiku.
PoliticsObidient Movement: How PDP Beats Tinubu APC To Social Media Power Game. by alexpumpin(op): 5:27pm On Sep 28, 2022
It is not yet obvious to majority of political novice shouting obidient up and down social and print media that they are being used to break Tinubu's Apc and southern monopoly on social media space, and among most Nigerian youths, who were brainwashed during Buhari CHANGE mantra.

They forgot that the labor party their messiah is contesting from is always used by political elite in PDP to play their dirty games of politics and break opposition ranks.

The obidient E-warrior are really pressing their (APC)neck daily, and so pronounced and effective on social media even Nairaland APC urchins dey collect wotowoto. Labor party is PDP baby!

Peter obi is the next nigeria president after Atiku Abubarka administration. PeterObi is just testing microphone, Atiku drumming power shift to South east attest to it and not a coincidence.

Massive defection of Northern and Southern politician to PDP will hit APC in coming weeks.


#watchout
#KAJOSE.
PoliticsObidient Movement: How PDP Beats Tinubu APC To Social Media Power Game. by alexpumpin(op): 5:19pm On Sep 28, 2022
It is not yet obvious to majority of political novice shouting obidient up and down social and print media that they are being used to break Tinubu's Apc and southern monopoly on social media space, and among most Nigerian youths, who were brainwashed during Buhari CHANGE mantra.

They forgot that the labor party their messiah is contesting from is always used by political elite in PDP to play their dirty games of politics and break opposition ranks.

The obidient E-warrior are really pressing their (APC)neck daily, and so pronounced and effective on social media even Nairaland APC urchins dey collect wotowoto. Labor party is PDP baby!

Peter obi is the next nigeria president after Atiku Abubarka administration. PeterObi is just testing microphone, Atiku drumming power shift to South east attest to it and not a coincidence.

Massive defection of Northern and Southern politician to PDP will hit APC in coming weeks.


#watchout
#KAJOSE.
PoliticsRe: BAT & The Thirty Bishops Of Baal by alexpumpin: 3:02pm On Aug 06, 2022
Ruke1989:
Third Chronicles of UAR

1. In the last year of the reigns of King Buha over the kingdom of UAR, it came to pass that the various camps who seeketh power in the kingdom searcheth for a man worthy to rule after him.

2. Then Bola the son of Tinubu, a great man of valour in the camp of APC declared unto the leaders of the camp thereof saying:

3. Hast my turn not come to reign over this kingdom? Appoint me this day, I beseech thee, that I mayest contest the throne upon this platform in fulfilment of thy covenant with me.

4. But leaders of the camp thereof despiseth the son of Tinubu for they saith in their hearts he is a mean and stiff-necked man.

5. Then saith they unto him, wherefore seekest thou to ascend unto the throne? Art thou not a man full of age with weak bones and thy health faileth thee?

6. How beautiful shall it be if we anointest a wise and upright man of fewer years to rule after king Buha.

7. Then the son of Tinubu was greatly raged and he replied them according to these words saying, knowest not thou that with my very hands did I built this camp?

8. Verily verily I say unto thee, the same shall I pull down and render utterly dissolate until there remaineth no stone upon another if thou fulfileth not thy covenant with I.

9. And the leaders were greatly terrified by these words, then saith one man to the other, let us appoint the son of Tinubu this day lest he destroyeth this camp.

10. Then it came to pass that the camp of APC appointed Bola the son of Tinubu whom they call the Jagaban to contest the throne of the kingdom.

11. But when the time was come to anoint a deputy unto him, he searcheth to and fro the entire kingdom and declared unto the people saying, Kashim the son of Shettima hast found favour in mine eyes. He shall be my helpmeet.

12. But the Christians and many other inhabitants of the kingdom were vexed with great vexation at the hearing of this news. And they say, but how shall this thing be?

13. Is the Jagaban not a Muslim? wherefore choseth he another that practiceth Islam as deputy against tradition?

14. But the son of Tinubu remaineth unmoved and heedeth not to the wailings of the people.

15. And when the day that he mayest unveil his deputy unto the people drew nigh, then seeketh he the counsel of wisemen in the camp thereof saying:

16. How shall we bring our Christian brethren into the fold? lo, they are greatly raged.

17. And they counselled him in this manner saying, invite their highest leaders unto thy bosom even unto the unveiling ceremony, invite their Bishops.

18. For it shall come to pass that where the hearts of the Bishop is, there shall the heart of his congregation also be.

19. And this counsel pleased the Jagaban. But when he sent for the Bishops, they honoureth not his invitation.

20. And he said unto garment makers, make unto us thirty pieces of a bishop's robe. And it was done according to how he commanded.

21. And when the day was come for the unveiling ceremony, he searcheth for thirty men of weaker virtues.

22. Then they made a covenant with them saying, we shall pay thee a hundred thousand shekels each if only thou shalt cast this robe upon thee and be presented as Bishops of the kingdom.

23. And these words were pleasant unto the men for it was a perilous time in the kingdom. In this manner they were presented at the unveiling ceremony.

24.Then news men of the city spake unto the men on Bishop's robe say, art thou truly Bishops? Where are thy churches and from whence comest thou? But in all these, they spake not a word.

25. But when the ceremony was over, these men were only given thirty thousand shekels each. And they saith one man to the other, lo, the camp of APC dealeth treacherously with us. Then they departed with grumbling.

26. Then the church was vexed with great vexation saying, wherefore hast the Jagaban and his camp practiceth this grave evil against the body of Christ?

27. Woe unto thee for thou hireth false Bishops and desecrateth the institution of Bishopric.
But if only thou and all they counsel shall confess thy transgressions, eschew every deceit and turn away from thy evil ways, thy sins shall be forgiven.

28. But up till this day, the Jagaban and Shetima hardeneth their heart and repenteth not. And saith they unto the people, surely they were upcoming bishops that were yet unknown unto the people.

29. Then the son of man declared unto the people saying, lo, they are bishops of Baal.
You no well grin grin
PoliticsKUJE JAIL BREAK: An Indictment Of Buhari Government By Nigeria Security Architec by alexpumpin(op): 11:32pm On Jul 06, 2022
A wise man thinks ahead, a fool doesn't, and even brags about it. I listened to Mr. Femi Adesina response defending president Muhammad Buhari decision on London trip shows the president, and his entire team are not in reality that the security architecture has lost faith in the government in clear message through attack on Kuje jailbreak. Myself and millions of PROJECT NEW NIGERIA that decided to stay back amid 'spiritual japaism' created by hunger and inflation. we'll use our resources, materials and technological wise ,will fight for a new Nigeria of our dreams. We're also ready for consequences of the table turning forcefully from political conspiracies storms on or before and after 2023 general elections.

It is not a coincidence that same night, Barkindo death
and Kuje jailbreak happened and all security personnel failed to respond to distress calls the whole 2 hour 30min the operation lasted. It is not a joke, it's a statement.

President Muhammad Buhari has failed 200 million Nigerians.
PoliticsRe: Osisioma Flyover In Aba Is Now Completed by alexpumpin: 11:44am On Apr 10, 2022
GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

A person from Bayelsa shouldn't have mouth to call Abians dirty.
Bayelsa- state is not dirty. The problem with Bayelsa is lack of infrastructural development.
PoliticsUnder Buhari's (APC) Government by alexpumpin(op): 1:36am On Apr 09, 2022
Nigeria
* Education sector- collapsed
* health sector- collapsed
* security - collapsed
* inter- ethics relations- collapsed
* oil sector- collapsed
* financial sector- collapsed
* economy- collapsed
* international politics- collapsed
PoliticsThe Failed CHANGE And NEXT LEVEL by alexpumpin(op): 11:49pm On Apr 06, 2022
APC politicians and larger percentage of its members, from the presidency to the locals in our rural areas are daft, confused.and confirmed ass-likers. They sing "hosanna today, crucify him tomorrow" just to fool the gullible. the failed 'CHANGE' and ' NEXT LEVEL mantra used to fooled millions of Nigerians has failed woefully.

EducationRe: What's The Slogan Of Your University? by alexpumpin: 8:23pm On Feb 25, 2022
jubrilcastle:
Unique, Unique, ...... Unique
Great futarian!
Foreign AffairsRe: Biden: The U.S Will Not Send Troops To Defend Ukraine Against Russia by alexpumpin: 8:42pm On Feb 24, 2022
Righteousness2:
We said long ago that any nation putting its trust in Mystery Babylon aka rotten apple aka Nomerica, is doing so at its own risk.

Nomerica is Weak and with a weak leadership.Nomerica needs Help ! Her Spiritual fall is done and dusted! It's Physical fall is very close. It's fall will be Colossal!
Any Nation that puts trust will sink!

Her cup of Iniquity is Full and Over flowing
Nomerica is Ichabod! The Glory is Departed! It's Judgement! Judgement! Judgement!
Mr. sleep,get sum inspiration and after you wake tomorrow. Read what the president said and digest what he meant by ' but to defend our NATO allies'
PoliticsRe: I Just Got Posted To Ekiti State For My NYSC. What Should I Know Please? by alexpumpin: 4:19pm On Feb 21, 2022
Frigga13:
Depends on what you want and ppa..

100k will get a room apartment.
Your lies reach heaven. OP a room apartment goes for 40k in Ado-Ekiti and as low as 5k in other villages but don't go near university campuses like iworoko and oye-ekiti. The landlord go use you settle cases
PoliticsRe: I Just Got Posted To Ekiti State For My NYSC. What Should I Know Please? by alexpumpin: 4:13pm On Feb 21, 2022
Frigga13:
Light too scare for Ekiti state

Food no Dey.. if you no be yoruba make sure you carry food go.. no be joke Walai..

House rent cheap.. cheesy

Fulaniherds plenty for the state .. peaceful ones grin

Life cheap.. not a place for a sharp mind..

Ekiti dull.. e too dull.

Enjoy your stay.. very quiet state ..

grin

I’m high grin
Definitely, you're high from taken excess oshogbo weed
PoliticsRe: 2023: South-East Won’t Accept VP Slot, Igbo Leaders Warn by alexpumpin: 12:11pm On Jan 23, 2022
How igbo people failed to understand that national political positions is earned through consultation and dialogue with other region, not through threats on dailies and social media should be studied in the university.
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Tours Talgo Group To Inspect High Speed Trains Meant For Lagos by alexpumpin: 2:03pm On Jan 19, 2022
Naija on the beat! Lagos on the move!

If you don't gerit, forget about it.
PoliticsRe: Delta APC Spokesperson, Imonina Sylvester Dumps Party by alexpumpin: 8:13am On Jan 19, 2022
One by one....Apc is going down before their convention starts.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Is Buhari 2.0 by alexpumpin(op): 1:31pm On Jan 13, 2022
makemoneywbsite:
Tinubu is Buhari Pro Max
Buhari Re-loaded to suffer Nigerians
I think that Nigerians may actually deserve the suffering if they're foolish enough to be deceived twice.
You're saying the obvious
PoliticsTinubu Is Buhari 2.0 by alexpumpin(op): 1:22pm On Jan 13, 2022
Reporter- Could you please tell us the reason why you are here (Aso Villa)?

Bat- I will not answer that question when I have not lost my citizenship. I came to see the President on general issues concerning Nigeria, including our political party, APC, security issues, the achievement and the New Year Agenda. That’s all I can tell you. The new strategy that we must have party.

Me- baba, you've answered the question nah.
PoliticsENDSARS Judicial Reports: Time For President Buhari To Act Decisively by alexpumpin(op): 12:57pm On Nov 16, 2021
Since ENDSARS judicial panels,set up by Lagos State government submitted it reports on 'massacre' of peaceful protesters that occurred at the lekki-toll gate on October 20, 2020. Nothing has been heard from the government at the federal level.

The minister of information Alhaji Lai Mohammed, who had repeatedly denied there were no casualties from military shooting live bullets on peaceful Nigerian youths waving her flag, singing the national anthem demanding for better governance,end police brutality and CHANGE the nomadic ways of government handling of her citizens; Is yet to issue any official statement and apologize to all the people he personally persecuted after the incident of October 20, 2020 and the embarrassment he caused Nigeria as a nation to the world, through his constant attacks on (cnn)
Alhaji lai must tender an unreserved apologies to all the families of those that were murdered in lekki-toll gate and other part of the country. Including those that stood by the truth in face of adversities, notably DJ SWITCH, Mr macaroni, falz and all #sorosoke advocate before been axed from his position as minister of information.

I call on the President Buhari, as a matter of urgency,to immediately sack Alhaji Lai Mohammed as the minister of information and appoint a competent Nigeria who can #sorosoke in his place. I'll not mince words to say he's a FAILURE!

#endsars
#sorosoke
#naijatotheworld
#kajose
#sacklaimohammednow
SportsRe: Messi Wanted Me To Take It - Mbappe On Decision To Take Penalty by alexpumpin: 6:46am On Oct 20, 2021
mannasseh:
I need to build more interest in football, how can I achieve this ?
It us very easy my dear, start from betting on bet naija and use an average of 1k daily. After your tickets must have cuts for over 6 months consecutively, you go get sense and build enough interest in football. Ire ooo
PoliticsRe: Omokri Offers $50k For Photo Of Him At Aso Villa Event On 06May2014 by alexpumpin: 3:05pm On Oct 17, 2021
Ahsatan (satan) Mr. Reno, you no well
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa At 25: Late Abacha Remains Our Hero, Says Diri by alexpumpin: 8:33am On Sep 28, 2021
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