Politics › Re: Would You Still Be A Nigerian Again In Your Next Life? by alexpumpin: 1:32pm On Jul 10, 2020 |
Definitely!!!
At least, I'll live in a comedy world.
I pledge to Nigeria my country |
Politics › Re: Ondo Chief Judge Rejects Assembly’s Request To Set Up Probe Panel To Investigate by alexpumpin: 1:29pm On Jul 10, 2020 |
Rejected on what grounds?
I'm watching the development in ondo on 3D |
Politics › Re: Ibrahim Magu Threatens Hunger Strike by alexpumpin: 10:31am On Jul 10, 2020 |
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Politics › Re: Names Of Presidential Panel Members Probing Magu by alexpumpin: 3:57pm On Jul 09, 2020 |
Ok |
Politics › Re: “national Assembly's 'illegal Resolution' Is Not Binding On Me” — Festus Keyamo by alexpumpin: 1:37pm On Jul 08, 2020 |
Noted.
Body go tell you soon...... |
Politics › Re: Magu Thrown Into A Cell, Detained By Police In Abuja - Sahara Reporters by alexpumpin: 9:58am On Jul 07, 2020 |
XXLMANDIGO: . Quite unfortunate. Though Magu was duiful but he was dancing and swirling and dancing to the whims and caprices of his paymasters and corrupt politicians. His hand is also soiled with oil. The people that appointed him knew all along he is never a saint ; and of course going to toss him to the thrash can since they are done with him. His service delivering the ignoble roles is over. He needs to shift for someone else. Dedicating ASA- NO ONE KNOWS to Magu
"No One Knows"
In Asa's voice....God bless you my brother.
Truely no one knows tomorrow
Just the other day, the other day I was talking to the weather man About today oh oh oh And all, all he could say Was no one knows tomorrow
See I can read the weather child I can say maybe the rain will fall The sun will shine oh oh ohh... But that's as far as my guess goes
Cos no one knows tomorrow Oh oh ha ha..no one knows tomorrow
Tell me what's the need To go to war, all the killings Just to settle some one else's score o o o When the victory isn't even sure No one knows tomorrow
See, we can study history And philosophy and Plato's ideology Oh oh ohh... But tomorrow's still a mystery oh oh ohh
Cos no one knows tomorrow Oh oh ha ha..no one knows tomorrow
Tomorrow is your opportunity to fail Or be successful if you please, yes indeed Tomorrow is a politician's today It's the victim of decisions And the future of our children
So when I die someday, Will I be in heavenly places Singing halleluiah with an angel
On the piano or will I be Just another contribution To the earth, the trees, the grasses
As tomorrow slowly passes No one knows... no one knows |
Politics › Re: Ondo On Auto Pilot, As Panic Rises In Government House Over Commissioner’s Death by alexpumpin: 5:10pm On Jul 03, 2020 |
What are you insinuating? So, he should hand over to opposition party to,control government and derail his administration and plans. #Kolework In a sane clime, that deputy should have been impeached. I don't tolerate nonsense
Note: I use umbrella. |
Business › Re: Fire Outbreak At CBN Office In Gombe by alexpumpin: 12:21pm On Jul 03, 2020 |
Scamdemic season
Unproductive lockdown.....
Fuel price hike.....
Stamp duty......
Now CBN on fire.......na wa ooooo
Buharishipipi....government of northern collaboration. Hisssssssssssss |
Politics › Re: Reps To Rescue Martins Idakpein, Lance Corporal In Military Detention by alexpumpin: 11:27am On Jul 03, 2020 |
Way to go, kudos to the lawmakers. |
Politics › Re: PHOTOS; APC Caretaker Committee Pays Courtesy Visit To Bola Tinubu by alexpumpin: 4:27am On Jul 03, 2020 |
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Politics › Re: I Was A Cultist, Ize Iyamu..he Is STill A Cultist.. NANS by alexpumpin: 9:12pm On Jul 02, 2020 |
All Nigeria governor and prospective ones are cultists..
Gbam...... |
Politics › Re: Ribadu/amaechi For 2023 by alexpumpin: 9:07pm On Jul 02, 2020 |
Bad combo
El- Rufai......religious bigot Amaechi..... ass licker
Hisssssssssssss |
Politics › Re: Army: Why We Cannot Expose Boko Haram Sponsors by alexpumpin: 9:00pm On Jul 02, 2020*. Modified: 9:28pm On Jul 02, 2020 |
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Politics › Re: Siaka Oyibo Is Dead by alexpumpin: 8:54pm On Jul 02, 2020 |
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Politics › Re: Army: Why We Cannot Expose Boko Haram Sponsors by alexpumpin: 8:51pm On Jul 02, 2020*. Modified: 9:29pm On Jul 02, 2020 |
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Politics › Re: Army: Why We Cannot Expose Boko Haram Sponsors by alexpumpin: 8:51pm On Jul 02, 2020 |
If the info above is true, then we are in a long ride with present government inefficiencies.
Nigerian!!! We've been scammed
APC is a scam. |
Politics › Re: Betty Anyanwu-Akeredolu Tests Positive For COVID-19 With Her Security Aides by alexpumpin: 8:23pm On Jul 02, 2020 |
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Politics › Re: Aisha Yesufu: Buhari & Hushpuppi Are In The Same Business by alexpumpin: 11:52am On Jul 02, 2020 |
Apc government is a scam to Nigeria |
Properties › Re: Ekiti Partners With UNOPS And SHS Holdings To Build 50,000 Homes by alexpumpin: 11:24am On Jul 02, 2020 |
lekki1444: now that they have gotten rid of that corn eating, pomo chomping, buka eating, cantankeroous mad man in ekiti, ekiti is now moving. i forget the mad mans name now. oh yes ayo fayose Numbskull |
Properties › Re: What Is Happening To My Decking? by alexpumpin: 6:50am On Jun 19, 2020 |
tonididdy: Hi NLanders and Engineers. Good evening. this structure was built in December 2019. I noticed the room is always moisty, When the room windows and door is shut... The glass sweat from inside. Now it's the roofing(decking), just this part of the decking. The room is well ventilated but since no occupant the windows and doors are always shut.
Above the decking is completely tiled and two brand new water tanks are sitting untop.
What could this imply? Noting much to be done. Follow the procedure as follow 1. Remove the tiles on the surface ( the space between the tiles absorbs water) 2. Create a drainage system ( weephole) in the decking 3. Do a solid screed on the surface 4. Thank me later |
Politics › Re: Which State Has The Most Dangerous Thug/warlord by alexpumpin: 10:00pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
1.Rivers state 2. Bayelsa (ijaw) 3. Delta 4. Lagos
And others |
Politics › Re: Video Of Edo Deputy Governor Removing Apc Flag From Office, Says “i Am A Pdp Man by alexpumpin: 5:33pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
Let's go there.......the election in Edo-state is a litmus test for both PDP and APC for 2023 political projections. I hope Obaseki wins. |
Politics › Re: Ambrose Nwaogwugwu Arrested For Calling Hope Uzodinma 'Supreme Court Governor’ by alexpumpin: 6:58pm On Jun 11, 2020 |
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Health › Re: 663 New COVID-19 Cases, 166 Discharged And 4 Deaths On June 9 - (2987 Tested) by alexpumpin: 5:20am On Jun 10, 2020 |
post=90498863: True.... This reminds us of the satire below after the announcement by PMB about the relaxation of the LOCKDOWN....
Our Darling Daddy last speech was like, to us, was like ….… ok ok ok, Sebi you people are tired of keeping safe at home, Alright alright.
I release you all to go and die if you wish to die. By 4th of May your desire to die is granted to you. Just give me one more week to make you stay alive. By 4th of May you are free to go out and die, your dying can be possible between 8am to 6pm. If you escape death within those hours then you can still enjoy my arms of love, to keep you safe between hours 8pm to 6am.
But I remain steadfast in keeping your children alive. So schools remain shut down.
I will also be blameless before God and man, so all churches mosques night clubs weddings birthday parties etc, remain shut down till further notice.
No beer joints or amala or isi-ewu or Barbecue or Suya spots or joints shall entertain sitting, buy ur food as take away and waka, if you like sit down and drink, virus lives on surfaces of tables at least between 2 and 4 days, so you can sit and eat and drink on table surfaces at joints or restaurant.
Sebi you have superpowers…Tooooorrhhhh. I will still be merciful unto you, So not all businesses will open.
I had thought Kano will learn from Lagos, Abuja and Ogun lockdown, I never knew they were so dumb, Henceforth let me save their lives they are thereby shut down for 2 weeks, they have died stupidly enough, washing infected hands and drinking the water, such foolery in quantum measure!
So your staying locked down is now your personal choice. I have tried my best. You have all the rights to continue to work from home stock your home with food drinks and toiletries and remain locked down personally. I have removed my hands from saving you.
If you wish you can lock down your family and only you will go out and get them daily bread and know that it’s only you out there while your wife and children are safe and locked down. It is your choice.
If you like dont take absolute care when out there. If you like bring the virus home to your family. It is your choice. The people I sent to give you money food and palliative, they swallowed some of it. I can't come and kill my self. I have tried, a father has many children, amongst them you have the Esaus and the Jacob’s, You have the Judas and the Peters.
It also comes to a time in the life of a father, he tells all his children both good and bad, that this is how much I can be of help. I have tried , you are of age to know what to do.
If you like choose death and go out any how, If you like choose life and continue to stay home. Dont think I am happy releasing you by May 4th. You all have tied my hands ….plus those who ate and swallowed your palliative and those who have been cursing me that i locked you up because I hate you…Toooorhh you are now free to go out If you like, Don’t wear mask always, Don’t wash your hands every 20 minutes. Continue to shake hands and hug people you have missed during the lockdown. Continue to receive yeye visitors in your home especially those of you with underlined health conditions and aged parents. Don’t take sanitizers with you when going out. Don’t use bleach to clean surfaces. Don’t do social distancing. Sebi virus is virus. During HIV and AIDS we still have many of you who damn consequences and do have sex without condoms. So who am I to force you to use face mask? If you choose to die by May 4th. I release you to go and do whatever you want to yourself, But as for me, my house hold and for all sane Nigerians, (and for all of us @[/color]), we shall choose to live.
We Rise!!
Awwww, all of us @[color=#006600] love you too! Hugs and  Stale |
Agriculture › Re: See The Antelope My Cousin Killed Today In The Farm (photo) by alexpumpin: 5:09am On Jun 10, 2020 |
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Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Says Buhari Is Planning To Give A Recorded “live”broadcast On Friday by alexpumpin: 4:13pm On Jun 09, 2020 |
Social media really exposed the clueless and zombieism in Buhari DNA |
Politics › Re: Lagos Agric Commissioner, Gbolahan emerges Oniru-Elect by alexpumpin: 7:37pm On Jun 05, 2020 |
jidamsel43: I could see the hands of Tinubu in this enthronement I saw his legs |
Politics › Re: Map Of The Republic Of Ambazonia with Nigerian 24 LG Teritories by alexpumpin: 7:22pm On Jun 05, 2020 |
Illusionist |
Politics › Re: Major Ibrahim Babangida And Mamman Vatsa In Okigwe In 1969 (Throwback Photo) by alexpumpin: 3:43pm On Jun 05, 2020 |
chuxyfranklin: I'm still trying to figure out the relevance of this post.
Nairaland don dey loose form I swear.. Maybe baba don toe part of covik-1,9 |
Politics › Re: Buhari Government: 2900 Payments Worth N51bn Paid Into Personal Accounts– BudgIT by alexpumpin: 7:24pm On Jun 04, 2020 |
EVILFOREST: Hope they also Included the DEAD PEOPLE he was busy appointing into public offices..?
When they were ALIVE, he didn't appoint them. Nonsense Buhari government got me confused |
Politics › Re: Buhari Government: 2900 Payments Worth N51bn Paid Into Personal Accounts– BudgIT by alexpumpin: 6:44pm On Jun 04, 2020 |
This present government stinks with corruption |
Politics › Re: Police Recovers Kidnapped Edo APC Leader's Dead Body by alexpumpin: 7:25pm On May 30, 2020 |
Lando state kwa......Total state sure |