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Politics › Re: Minister Of Labour Chris Ngige Has Abused His Office, Should Be Removed- Faleke by alexpumpin: 2:48pm On Jul 10, 2020

Government of crooks,headed by a dullard.

Hissssssssssssssss

Politics › Re: Ondo Chief Judge Rejects Impeachment Move Against Defected Deputy Governor by alexpumpin: 1:39pm On Jul 10, 2020

Kudos to the chief judge, the lawmakers should form the quorum and revert back asap.

Let's prove to the politicians manoeuvring and bastardizing our hard earned democracy that, enough is enough.

Politics of #babasope not anymore

Politics › Re: Would You Still Be A Nigerian Again In Your Next Life? by alexpumpin: 1:32pm On Jul 10, 2020

Definitely!!!

At least, I'll live in a comedy world.

I pledge to Nigeria my country

Politics › Re: Ondo Chief Judge Rejects Assembly’s Request To Set Up Probe Panel To Investigate by alexpumpin: 1:29pm On Jul 10, 2020

Rejected on what grounds?

I'm watching the development in ondo on 3D

Politics › Re: Ibrahim Magu Threatens Hunger Strike by alexpumpin: 10:31am On Jul 10, 2020

No problem, he can go on fasting spree as long as he wishes.
My concern is that he should not suffer dementia, so that; he can regurgitate the vomited yams he swallowed.

grin

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Politics › Re: Names Of Presidential Panel Members Probing Magu by alexpumpin: 3:57pm On Jul 09, 2020

Politics › Re: “national Assembly's 'illegal Resolution' Is Not Binding On Me” — Festus Keyamo by alexpumpin: 1:37pm On Jul 08, 2020

Noted.

Body go tell you soon......

Politics › Re: Magu Thrown Into A Cell, Detained By Police In Abuja - Sahara Reporters by alexpumpin: 9:58am On Jul 07, 2020

XXLMANDIGO:
. Quite unfortunate. Though Magu was duiful but he was dancing and swirling and dancing to the whims and caprices of his paymasters and corrupt politicians. His hand is also soiled with oil. The people that appointed him knew all along he is never a saint ; and of course going to toss him to the thrash can since they are done with him. His service delivering the ignoble roles is over. He needs to shift for someone else. Dedicating ASA- NO ONE KNOWS to Magu

"No One Knows"

In Asa's voice....God bless you my brother.

Truely no one knows tomorrow

Just the other day, the other day
I was talking to the weather man
About today oh oh oh
And all, all he could say
Was no one knows tomorrow

See I can read the weather child
I can say maybe the rain will fall
The sun will shine oh oh ohh...
But that's as far as my guess goes

Cos no one knows tomorrow
Oh oh ha ha..no one knows tomorrow

Tell me what's the need
To go to war, all the killings
Just to settle some one else's score o o o
When the victory isn't even sure
No one knows tomorrow

See, we can study history
And philosophy and Plato's ideology
Oh oh ohh...
But tomorrow's still a mystery oh oh ohh

Cos no one knows tomorrow
Oh oh ha ha..no one knows tomorrow

Tomorrow is your opportunity to fail
Or be successful if you please, yes indeed
Tomorrow is a politician's today
It's the victim of decisions
And the future of our children

So when I die someday,
Will I be in heavenly places
Singing halleluiah with an angel

On the piano or will I be
Just another contribution
To the earth, the trees, the grasses

As tomorrow slowly passes
No one knows... no one knows

Politics › Re: Ondo On Auto Pilot, As Panic Rises In Government House Over Commissioner’s Death by alexpumpin: 5:10pm On Jul 03, 2020

What are you insinuating? So, he should hand over to opposition party to,control government and derail his administration and plans. #Kolework
In a sane clime, that deputy should have been impeached. I don't tolerate nonsense

Note: I use umbrella.

Business › Re: Fire Outbreak At CBN Office In Gombe by alexpumpin: 12:21pm On Jul 03, 2020

Scamdemic season

Unproductive lockdown.....

Fuel price hike.....

Stamp duty......

Now CBN on fire.......na wa ooooo

Buharishipipi....government of northern collaboration.
Hisssssssssssss

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Politics › Re: Reps To Rescue Martins Idakpein, Lance Corporal In Military Detention by alexpumpin: 11:27am On Jul 03, 2020

Way to go, kudos to the lawmakers.

Politics › Re: PHOTOS; APC Caretaker Committee Pays Courtesy Visit To Bola Tinubu by alexpumpin: 4:27am On Jul 03, 2020

Bourdillon fc

Striker(oshiomole)..red carded

Defenders (NWC)... dismissed

Team in a relegation mode.

grin

Politics › Re: I Was A Cultist, Ize Iyamu..he Is STill A Cultist.. NANS by alexpumpin: 9:12pm On Jul 02, 2020

All Nigeria governor and prospective ones are cultists..

Gbam......

Politics › Re: Ribadu/amaechi For 2023 by alexpumpin: 9:07pm On Jul 02, 2020

Bad combo

El- Rufai......religious bigot
Amaechi..... ass licker

Hisssssssssssss

Politics › Re: Army: Why We Cannot Expose Boko Haram Sponsors by alexpumpin: 9:00pm On Jul 02, 2020*

Politics › Re: Siaka Oyibo Is Dead by alexpumpin: 8:54pm On Jul 02, 2020

fergie006:
https://www.thecable.ng/siaka-oyibo-chairman-of-kogi-security-trust-fund-is-dead/amp

RIP

Politics › Re: Army: Why We Cannot Expose Boko Haram Sponsors by alexpumpin: 8:51pm On Jul 02, 2020*

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Politics › Re: Army: Why We Cannot Expose Boko Haram Sponsors by alexpumpin: 8:51pm On Jul 02, 2020

If the info above is true, then we are in a long ride with present government inefficiencies.

Nigerian!!! We've been scammed

APC is a scam.

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Politics › Re: Betty Anyanwu-Akeredolu Tests Positive For COVID-19 With Her Security Aides by alexpumpin: 8:23pm On Jul 02, 2020

Morisjohn:
http://saharareporters.com/2020/07/02/breaking-governor-akeredolus-wife-security-aides-test-positive-covid-19

Real covidiot

Politics › Re: Aisha Yesufu: Buhari & Hushpuppi Are In The Same Business by alexpumpin: 11:52am On Jul 02, 2020

Apc government is a scam to Nigeria

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Properties › Re: Ekiti Partners With UNOPS And SHS Holdings To Build 50,000 Homes by alexpumpin: 11:24am On Jul 02, 2020

lekki1444:
now that they have gotten rid of that corn eating, pomo chomping, buka eating, cantankeroous mad man in ekiti, ekiti is now moving. i forget the mad mans name now. oh yes ayo fayose

Numbskull

Properties › Re: What Is Happening To My Decking? by alexpumpin: 6:50am On Jun 19, 2020

tonididdy:
Hi NLanders and Engineers.
Good evening.
this structure was built in December 2019.
I noticed the room is always moisty,
When the room windows and door is shut... The glass sweat from inside.
Now it's the roofing(decking), just this part of the decking.
The room is well ventilated but since no occupant the windows and doors are always shut.

Above the decking is completely tiled and two brand new water tanks are sitting untop.

What could this imply?

Noting much to be done. Follow the procedure as follow

1. Remove the tiles on the surface ( the space between the tiles absorbs water)

2. Create a drainage system ( weephole) in the decking

3. Do a solid screed on the surface

4. Thank me later

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Politics › Re: Which State Has The Most Dangerous Thug/warlord by alexpumpin: 10:00pm On Jun 16, 2020

1.Rivers state
2. Bayelsa (ijaw)
3. Delta
4. Lagos

And others

Politics › Re: Video Of Edo Deputy Governor Removing Apc Flag From Office, Says “i Am A Pdp Man by alexpumpin: 5:33pm On Jun 16, 2020

Let's go there.......the election in Edo-state is a litmus test for both PDP and APC for 2023 political projections. I hope Obaseki wins.

Politics › Re: Ambrose Nwaogwugwu Arrested For Calling Hope Uzodinma 'Supreme Court Governor’ by alexpumpin: 6:58pm On Jun 11, 2020

Imo state governor is a supreme court governor......I'm in my house in ojudu, come and arrest me. undecided

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Health › Re: 663 New COVID-19 Cases, 166 Discharged And 4 Deaths On June 9 - (2987 Tested) by alexpumpin: 5:20am On Jun 10, 2020

[quote author= post=90498863]True....
This reminds us of the satire below after the announcement by PMB about the relaxation of the LOCKDOWN....

Our Darling Daddy last speech was like,
to us, was like ….… ok ok ok,
Sebi you people are tired of keeping safe at home,
Alright alright.

I release you all to go and die if you wish to die.
By 4th of May your desire to die is granted to you.
Just give me one more week to make you stay alive.
By 4th of May you are free to go out and die,
your dying can be possible between 8am to 6pm.
If you escape death within those hours then you can still enjoy my arms of love, to keep you safe between hours 8pm to 6am.

But I remain steadfast in keeping your children alive.
So schools remain shut down.

I will also be blameless before God and man,
so all churches mosques night clubs weddings birthday parties etc, remain shut down till further notice.

No beer joints or amala or isi-ewu or Barbecue or Suya spots or joints shall entertain sitting, buy ur food as take away and waka, if you like sit down and drink,
virus lives on surfaces of tables at least between 2 and 4 days,
so you can sit and eat and drink on table surfaces at joints or restaurant.

Sebi you have superpowers…Tooooorrhhhh.
I will still be merciful unto you,
So not all businesses will open.

I had thought Kano will learn from Lagos, Abuja and Ogun lockdown,
I never knew they were so dumb,
Henceforth let me save their lives they are thereby shut down for 2 weeks, they have died stupidly enough,
washing infected hands and drinking the water,
such foolery in quantum measure!

So your staying locked down is now your personal choice.
I have tried my best.
You have all the rights to continue to work from home stock your home with food drinks and toiletries and remain locked down personally.
I have removed my hands from saving you.

If you wish you can lock down your family and only you will go out and get them daily bread and know that it’s only you out there while your wife and children are safe and locked down.
It is your choice.

If you like dont take absolute care when out there.
If you like bring the virus home to your family.
It is your choice.
The people I sent to give you money food and palliative, they swallowed some of it.
I can't come and kill my self.
I have tried, a father has many children, amongst them you have the Esaus and the Jacob’s,
You have the Judas and the Peters.

It also comes to a time in the life of a father,
he tells all his children both good and bad, that this is how much I can be of help.
I have tried ,
you are of age to know what to do.

If you like choose death and go out any how,
If you like choose life and continue to stay home.
Dont think I am happy releasing you by May 4th.
You all have tied my hands ….plus those who ate and swallowed your palliative and those who have been cursing me that i locked you up because I hate you…Toooorhh you are now free to go out If you like,
Don’t wear mask always,
Don’t wash your hands every 20 minutes.
Continue to shake hands and hug people you have missed during the lockdown.
Continue to receive yeye visitors in your home especially those of you with underlined health conditions and aged parents.
Don’t take sanitizers with you when going out.
Don’t use bleach to clean surfaces.
Don’t do social distancing.
Sebi virus is virus.
During HIV and AIDS we still have many of you who damn consequences and do have sex without condoms.
So who am I to force you to use face mask?
If you choose to die by May 4th.
I release you to go and do whatever you want to yourself,
But as for me, my house hold and for all sane Nigerians, (and for all of us @[/color]), we shall choose to live.

We Rise!!

Awwww, all of us @[color=#006600] love you too!
Hugs and kiss

[/quote]Stale

Agriculture › Re: See The Antelope My Cousin Killed Today In The Farm (photo) by alexpumpin: 5:09am On Jun 10, 2020

RichDad1:
Not an antelope. But don’t ask me the name though

That's a blue duiker antelope lipsrsealed

Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Says Buhari Is Planning To Give A Recorded “live”broadcast On Friday by alexpumpin: 4:13pm On Jun 09, 2020

Social media really exposed the clueless and zombieism in Buhari DNA

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Politics › Re: Lagos Agric Commissioner, Gbolahan emerges Oniru-Elect by alexpumpin: 7:37pm On Jun 05, 2020

jidamsel43:
I could see the hands of Tinubu in this enthronement

I saw his legs

Politics › Re: Map Of The Republic Of Ambazonia with Nigerian 24 LG Teritories by alexpumpin: 7:22pm On Jun 05, 2020

Illusionist

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Politics › Re: Major Ibrahim Babangida And Mamman Vatsa In Okigwe In 1969 (Throwback Photo) by alexpumpin: 3:43pm On Jun 05, 2020

chuxyfranklin:
I'm still trying to figure out the relevance of this post.

Nairaland don dey loose form I swear..

Maybe baba don toe part of covik-1,9

Politics › Re: Buhari Government: 2900 Payments Worth N51bn Paid Into Personal Accounts– BudgIT by alexpumpin: 7:24pm On Jun 04, 2020

EVILFOREST:
Hope they also Included the DEAD PEOPLE he was busy appointing into public offices..?

When they were ALIVE, he didn't appoint them.
Nonsense

Buhari government got me confused

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