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RomanceRe: #hello Challenge# Gone Wrong by Alexyswiss(m): 10:47pm On Nov 14, 2015
Eve0000:
Il tell her
pls don't tell oo....
before she'd go and do shoki in her village on my promising future
Christianity EtcRe: Paris Terror Attack - T.b. Joshua Prophecy by Alexyswiss(m): 5:26pm On Nov 14, 2015
okay continue
Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua Predicted/prophesied/saw The Paris Terror Attack by Alexyswiss(m): 5:23pm On Nov 14, 2015
shhh
RomanceRe: #hello Challenge# Gone Wrong by Alexyswiss(m): 4:45pm On Nov 14, 2015
hehehe.. grin grin grin

very funny..

but watsup with all these "hello prank" sef...who start am

my ex too dull...she no go know wetin be prank sef...e better make I no try am

in fact the only music she dey hear na wizkid Lil kesh and their Olamide dem
HealthRe: How Doctor’s Negligence Made Me Impotent (pictured) by Alexyswiss(m): 4:42pm On Nov 14, 2015
cruzyteejay:
ah ah bros,e pain you reach like this?,oya no vex am sorry


its obvious that you didn't understand what i said.......did the doctor tell him why he should pay?.......from this case a politician is better than the doctor cus he will tell you what the money will be used for
I'm not defending the doctor...No..

all I'm saying is that he contributed to his demise..
for not applying wisdom
HealthRe: How Doctor’s Negligence Made Me Impotent (pictured) by Alexyswiss(m): 4:31pm On Nov 14, 2015
cruzyteejay:
see your life dey cross road even as trailer dey blow hornundecided,because he refused to be duped that's why he value money more than his life abi?,besides he didn't even give him any reason for the demand not even minding that its illegal SMH for yousad......the way some people reason eh i would prefer lie mohammed to them





in other news,the trailer later jam your life and your life was taken to LAUTECH.........i rest my case
Mr. man....

its your type that would be scrambling for money on the floor when a politician throws money even on the highway for reason that "make me ma eat this government money too..no dulling".....mtcheeew

its your type that would be asked by thieves ..."your money or your childs life"....and you would say my child's life cus I have other children

see this man clearly dieing off....you are the one with pain...the doctor has seen more worst conditions than these so why would this make him emotionalhuh
and you stay there and arguing with him bcus you don't want to get duped!!...

something you can iron out with him after getting sef....mtcheeeew
RomanceRe: MATURED Advice Needed Here... by Alexyswiss(op): 2:12pm On Nov 14, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
For morality sake, don't date her as her teacher. But if you're really serious. Wait for her to finish school

My teacher in secondary school waited for my classmate to finish. They got married 2years after we finished second school and into the university. They're happily married now with children.
wow...nice

I'll stick to this too
RomanceRe: MATURED Advice Needed Here... by Alexyswiss(op): 2:10pm On Nov 14, 2015
andromida:
You cannot date her. How old is she? 12?
No matter the youthful exuberance hands off.
she's 16....looks 18 tho
but imma stay off...thanks
HealthRe: How Doctor’s Negligence Made Me Impotent (pictured) by Alexyswiss(m): 1:10pm On Nov 14, 2015
The man is a fool...and is dumb :-/

how can he not accept the doctor's request first then they talk later..

he took money more important than his health to the extent of arguing with the doc.

smh...
RomanceRe: MATURED Advice Needed Here... by Alexyswiss(op): 11:01am On Nov 14, 2015
Politicos:
There is always an attractive female who crushes on you or one you crush on as a young male teacher.

First you should worry about what this could do to your reputation. Secondly, she is too young for a romantic adventure. Thirdly, you don't want your employers to catch you in the act. Do you? It's inconceivable!

Close your eyes, shake off timidity, your mates are elsewhere, go after them. No sane parent would let you go free if this became a saga. Escape ridicule beforehand!
RomanceRe: MATURED Advice Needed Here... by Alexyswiss(op): 11:01am On Nov 14, 2015
Politicos:
There is always an attractive female who crushes on you or one you crush on as a young male teacher.

First you should worry about what this could do to your reputation. Secondly, she is too young for a romantic adventure. Thirdly, you don't want your employers to catch you in the act. Do you? It's inconceivable!

Close your eyes, shake off timidity, your mates are elsewhere, go after them. No sane parent would let you go free if this became a saga. Escape ridicule beforehand!
hell yeah....thanks mayne
RomanceRe: MATURED Advice Needed Here... by Alexyswiss(op): 11:00am On Nov 14, 2015
Oliviaarims:
Pls,pls OP,listen to Politicos. Whatever u think u feel for this girl is probably going to fade off with time,if u allow it. Allow the SS1 child be. Don't strt spoiling the young girl who's still got a long way to go. Forget about the way she looks at u,she's but a child...Do not indulge her,I beg of u. Continue ur search,there are older and more mature girls out there for u to date...
Big Thank you....I appreciate

That's some real talk...I'm staying off...
RomanceRe: MATURED Advice Needed Here... by Alexyswiss(op): 11:00am On Nov 14, 2015
Oliviaarims:
Pls,pls OP,listen to Politicos. Whatever u think u feel for this girl is probably going to fade off with time,if u allow it. Allow the SS1 child be. Don't strt spoiling the young girl who's still got a long way to go. Forget about the way she looks at u,she's but a child...Do not indulge her,I beg of u. Continue ur search,there are older and more mature girls out there for u to date...
Big Thank you....I appreciate

I'm staying off...
RomanceRe: MATURED Advice Needed Here... by Alexyswiss(op): 10:58am On Nov 14, 2015
beautifullll1:
I'm going to leave the thread anyways so I better tell you a piece of my mind...


go ahead and date your ss1 student



then watch her drag her mother to school to give you the shame of your life...




na guys like you de destroy young girls future.....







the girls you have been seeing are not your type so you choosed this small girl so you can trick her with little gifts, probably impregnate her and run away







awo nsobo.
unam ikod
ekpo musufe



don't bother replying, I'm out of your thread. umen
lolss...babe I'm not those type of guys you think....I may probably not even THINK of having sex with if we dating...

but I'll take that same advice and just deal with my lust and emotions...I'm not ready for any teacher parent drama now

thanks anyways
RomanceRe: MATURED Advice Needed Here... by Alexyswiss(op): 12:41am On Nov 14, 2015
BuddhaPalm:
I dey tell you...

If only I were half as confident as you sir.
hmm...seriouslyhuh

Bruh I'm one of the most shy guy ever liveth...and so antisocial

I built the little confidence I posses now myself.... even u too can...its no big deal

just try to go out of ur shell
RomanceRe: MATURED Advice Needed Here... by Alexyswiss(op): 12:27am On Nov 14, 2015
olumide81:
My mature advice.....quit your job and go for the girl.
hehehe.... cheesy cheesy

haba bros :/
RomanceRe: MATURED Advice Needed Here... by Alexyswiss(op): 12:24am On Nov 14, 2015
pinceprinz:
early 20s? you should still be in college! abi how u do am?

however dating her wouldn't have been wrong if u weren't her teacher...

as it stands now, you're in that age where you're hormones are hyperactive thus unpredictable. So, having 'the moderate' relationship as you're trying to plan is borderline impossible.

Considering that you're actually in 'love' with this one girl after so many Passovers, I propose u drift closer to her, be nicer, more protective, airing your true intentions only when she's in say maybe her penultimate year or maybe when you're to vacate this job. Be careful all the way brother. Conquer ur lust drives with Godliness and morality, Falling in love is never a sin. Peace out
may God bless you for me Bruh

at least there are still few nairalander with working Medullas


Im still in 300L man..

just trying to keep body and soul together

I'll consider your advice....I think I'll conquer my lust...the relationship would be practically impossible just as u said

imagine your girlfriend in a class you're teaching....that's lame!!

thanks again
RomanceRe: MATURED Advice Needed Here... by Alexyswiss(op): 12:16am On Nov 14, 2015
hmmm...true...quite realistic Bruh smiley
RomanceRe: MATURED Advice Needed Here... by Alexyswiss(op): 12:14am On Nov 14, 2015
hkidola00:
op, receive bonus sense by month end
thanks...you can now leave the thread
RomanceRe: MATURED Advice Needed Here... by Alexyswiss(op): 12:13am On Nov 14, 2015
rexkexmilan:
You want to date a Child Prolly because you are a child Yourself & You are Emphatically Stating that You don't want "Childish" Comments? Bro, I give Up angry.
thanks...you can now take a French leave
RomanceRe: MATURED Advice Needed Here... by Alexyswiss(op): 12:12am On Nov 14, 2015
DiegoNakel:
Don't do the mistake of asking her out Cause it would make her disrespect you in a way you won't like. By the @Op how old is she ?
she is 16....but looks 18...

lolss
RomanceMATURED Advice Needed Here... by Alexyswiss(op): 12:00am On Nov 14, 2015
Please,

I am a smart very handsome young intelligent Mathematics teacher who recently got employed in a private secondary school just a month ago.

I have been single for almost a year now, not because I'm ugly but because of my introverted nature and Its very difficult for me like a girl...they always seems to be not my type

currently in my early 20's and had one of the greatest emotional challenge I've met in years

as a young guy(you know) carried away by youthful exuberance, I saw this girl in ss1, gorgeous, fresh, very calm girl and even matured enough, whom I truly fell in love with...in fact I derive joy at school every anytime I just see her...I know this is love (or crush)

i am planning to date this girl(a decent relationship). but what keeps bothering me is that according to morals a teacher is not suppose to date a student...

please advice me should i go ahead or not....because i'm truly in love with this girl and I know she love me too bcus she keeps giving me eye contact and always walking around me so that I notice her

I feel this is Gods set up!!

PS: No childish comment
RomanceRe: Young Guys Out There,who Would Pick Amongst This Set Of Ladies??? by Alexyswiss(m): 11:31pm On Nov 13, 2015
hehe..

mehn....virginity doesn't mean anything...as long as the pleasure don't go with it

I'll take the clerics daughter
RomanceRe: When Your Presence Ruined The Show by Alexyswiss(m): 11:24pm On Nov 13, 2015
hahaha....conji na bastard cheesy
RomanceRe: Caption This by Alexyswiss(m): 1:24pm On Nov 07, 2015
hahahaha

I also thought it was at first...not until few seconds cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Some Girls Appear To Look Beautiful Until... by Alexyswiss(op): 8:48am On Nov 07, 2015
farano:
Ignorance is like a disease my dear. Done with you.
stumbled on this thread and this comment just made the laff start anew
CrimeWhat??....another Boko Haram Abduction?? by Alexyswiss(op): 5:14pm On Nov 02, 2015
I just heard some school student has been abducted this morning by the Boko Haram sect again here in Kaduna...Kakau local government area

I don't know the details too...

pls how true is ithuh
RomanceRe: 5 Things Only Those With Small Body Can Relate by Alexyswiss(op): 1:13pm On Nov 02, 2015
pinceprinz:
Lols. These doesn't stop em from turning that cherry out tho... I mean, whatever cheesy
haha...bad guy

true talk
RomanceRe: 5 Things Only Those With Small Body Can Relate by Alexyswiss(op): 12:03pm On Nov 02, 2015
Chidexter:
You get called ekuke(local dog, thats always characteristically small) or okuko igbo(meaning local fowl, thats not as big as 'agric birds') (common in the east.
my Secondary school English teacher used to call me KUNKUBE

I still don't know its actually meaning
Romance5 Things Only Those With Small Body Can Relate by Alexyswiss(op): 10:56am On Nov 02, 2015
1. People underage your capabilities

you always get told "see as you small..you want to do big thing".
seriously its quite annoying for us. like see my mate doing those stuffs and you tell me it's to big for me??...wtf!! do you know how old I am and you say I can't lift a common paint size bucket??
I'm a new staff

2. They assume your age wrongly

I remember the day I went for screening after I got admission and d admin woman asked me..."who are u looking for...pls stand outside and wait for whoever you came with" I was lyk God purnish you..na me dis woman dey embarrass lyk dis??
I just gave her my documents quietly without a word to avoid more attention

3. People see you as not yet grown up

I would always say that the most embarrassing moment of my life so far(cus I know the worst is coming) was d day I went to apply for a teaching job after realizing my school won't resume till January and it's a long break

I went to this popular school in my area...was interviewed and I was asked to resume the next week which was Monday...
that faithful morning..I baff up with my canvas...long sleeve(but I no tucking... that sh*t is not used to me)...
as I reached d school gate i met the security asking students for clearance before they entered...so some student were lingering around d premises trying to play smart(you know now)..
so when I got there after greeting d gateman with my gentle fresh face...the first d man would say is "Show me your school fees clearance".

damn!!....I was so so embarrassed as d students around were just smiling..some laffing....

I couldn't sat a word... I just understood with d old man I gently told him


4. Girls look down you



I remember scoping this girl for several minutes...after my long sermon this girl plainly told me...I'm still a small boy : D cheesy

I know she still wanted me and was only trying to seem "not easy"..so I just smiled and said it not about size..for my mind if u see yab wey she don collect ehn?

5.You can't enter some places even your mate enters

I don't mean puna by "enter" pls(bad guys)...

I rember attending one of my coursemate's birthday bash.and on reaching there...this huge muscular guy who called himself bouncer just hold me by my collar as I was going in and said..."you think say na all those Una small small boys party ba?"..

mehn the guy behind me who was my friend laffed and almost chocked
RomanceRe: Real Life Angel Has Fallen From The Sky In London | See Scary Photos by Alexyswiss(m): 8:57am On Nov 02, 2015
wow....quite scary....

I dunno what to believe...

its looks real...but seems fake!!

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