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aaronson:
Next time before You advice people to go back to kg class,know that BEGINING don't have plural for you to add 'S' as suffix.

Damn!!!!...

Busted!!!!

EroticAngelina:
nice but...she looks like ur mum in the second pic..

haba....

Missmossy:
It goes both ways,some guys too can't speak English fluently. Funny scenario though.

true...but girls fall victim most..cus they always try to keep their ego

xp17:
I think It's more than 3 ma'am. locations, abbreviations, pointing out important stuffs in your writeup, popular invents, make of popular brands. etc.

but, your logomachy is a malarkey based on this topic, because the original poster wasn't trying to exonerate himself as a better person, but talking about being yourself. please, stop excogitating unnecessary altercation and counter when necessary.


cheers*

You Wickedddddd!!!!

vickyO:
You go know when person make mistake and when person no know am at all.

.....true sha

vickyO:
If you can-t speak a language properly don't put on a false air of confidence, it's embarassing --- Guys inclusive.


The worst one happened to me some months back, common text message that enables you to check and recheck each word before sending was a terrible problem for a dude who took interest in me.

As the Op stated switch to pidgin if English is tough for you, I have a friend it works for.

This one bad pass
No but at times...you go check am like three time come still send mistake

Ezibless:
#throws hot moi-moi @ Op.



Only babes abi? You no serious.
Shey you stil get d msg wey she wan pass across?

**Grabs moi moi...eats it**

at least she for calm down na....no be jamb interviewer i be...

vickyO:
Well, his grammer is correct. This place has an informal feel, he isn't writing an exam. Free him.

What you pointed out is important but it kinda disrupts the topic at hand.

thank you
you get the point

farano:
See who's talking. There are three times when you use capital letters: proper names, titles, and the beginnings of sentences
Go back to KG...mtcheeeww

LoL.....at least I no form say I sabi

**urinates on the comment.. walks away**

More than half of the Members of APC are either Former Governor of a state..former Minister..former president....

they are all just former... what does that mean

Former Governor of Bayelsa state TIMPRE SILVA is the Judas Iscariot to the Sons of Bayelsa soil!!!!

just watching Buhari's political proclaimation and saw the governor even former Governor of Benue state George Akume boldly on the mic saying shyte like...

him: "APC"...
response: "CHANGE"

him: "CHANGE"
response: CHANGE JONATHAN

Can't stop laughing ma a$$ out

Pouting sure makes girls look sexier

but I tink some girls(especially the ugly ones) do it to console their ugliness

so if their fave ain't fine pple would think its bcus they pouted.

but pouting actually makes girls look sexy..true

Seriously, this is one thing that really pisses me off with girls

when approached by a guy,they always want to form Miss English.

that's how I met this girl yesterday...black..beautiful..sexy...with all the curves you could need..

we started talking...
initially me too as per university student I wan form Hon. Patrick.
I started my grammars mehn...even English wey on a normal day I no fit speak I talk am

only for this girl to reply me with one Gbagaun!!!..
I was like wtf..for my mind I say dis gal Don fall her hand wen I tink say na mistake
only for her to blow more..

I understood..maybe she's one of these street girls.. I diverted into pidgin..

still yet she dy form grammarian... laugh wan kill me for inside

seriously, ladies I think speaking big English doesn't make you look more beautiful..its a turn off

be original!!!!..that's a turn on!!!

some ladies appear to look beautiful...wait until you hear them speak!!

Thanks man....thanks

The fifth pic got me ROTFLMAOOOOO

Please help...

am running this track with a dude from Zimbabwe and its all online..

I couldn't get fund to book a studio..please can I record my verse on a phone. and it would be mixed in the studio and still have a good voicing?

Mehn OP you are correct... well!!

I don't see reasons begging a girl for friendship cus if she don't like you,she never will thereafter... you only end up being friendzoned and tagged "mugu"... seriously

if I ask you out ONCE...you turned me down...I'll try to know if you really want to or you just wanna keep ur ego... then if I know its your ego,fine!!...its normal

but if I get to knw you don't really like me I WILL NEVER BEG YOU.....Period!!!!!

ad talking of friend zoning.....a girl can never friend zone me cus from the beggining I will know if you really like me
cus the feeling automatically die down as OP said

Geoxpress:
I wake up cum see this girl/her asset, like say dem 1 diick the girl/ I say her 'ass set' like say dem 1 diick the girl!/
Chaii, I walk up to the babe, say baby watsup/the girl dy snub. .they shrub. .say commot/ I cum tell her hey cme' on/she cum hit my blocckus/
In pain, I leave that side/enter my house. .leave her fast/close my eye dy sleep, cum dream 'bout her/this girl no gree me sleep naso I waka go the river side/
As I reach, I see girl/her big bûtt, big boøbs, and sweet hairs/naso I turn babalawo, 'summon courage' walk up to this girl/
I grab her, say baby u dy my mind. .infact I love u/like miley cyrus, I adore you/
After all these sweet words, the chick start 2 blush/i continue 2 be fly, mosquito, as I was 'pestering' her. .she say Gosh/she cum tell me, I like u 2, bt let's take it slowly pls hun/
I happy die, tell her no p/peck her, cum tell her u'd never be lonely/omo she kiss me, hug me. .all these slowly/as I reach house, I sleep, cum dream of wen we dy fucck na so e be/
Hope I was of help

Geoxpress what about me vs you.. on an epic brawl??..

you in?

obesemf:
who go set am up?? I'm in

inform any of the mods make them set am

ELYMAXiimus:
that you flopped doesnt mean others will flop.....
Perhaps you have a bad diction...
That's the only reason that will make a d0pe textcee flop on the mic....

Most of these vocal rappers don't take out time to script very d0pe ish like we do. All they gotta do is just flow with words....
Nd the majority will feel them, except for those who know everything about rap. The wordplays, punchlines and so on....

Any textcee planning to go vocals should work on his diction!!!!!

that's exactly what am saying...

you focus on writing punches and forget about the vocal delivery..

honestly most cat just write punches in their mind without thinking how it sounds to other people...

when even with the greatest punchlines in the world if you get it poor in vocal delivery its as good as flop...seriously..I know wat am saying

Am up...any1 ready should set a battle for us...any rule

coogar:
garbage punches....

my goons on NL come harder than this with their written. are you folks kidding me? tell your mainstream rappers in Naija to come on NL & learn how to set punches & deliver it to cause extensive damage.....

bruv I was once like this writing punchlines and wordplay and metaphors

until I was given a real mic...and I totally flopped

Let's those emcees u mention use a mic to spit those lines...u would know that text battle and audio battle are quite different things

#FromExperience

[quote author=coogar post=26968951]modo isn't better than teddyinzaghi

hohohoho....really...we talking Rap here not football..

who DA fuq is "Inzaghi"; D

Ekiseme:
Take over_the wait's over_GOD mc_me jayhova-jay z

bruv...we talking naija

Djangocode:
Modo aint no god of rap buh am asking who's better in Nigeria.. I think he's d best we have...

and only rap heads know that.....not all these commercial biggot.s

SuperSauce:
fb emcees una nor hard to notice ..

D

yeye nigga......you dey into the shit too

★★★Zeus Approaches★★★

yo....yo.....yo

Okay,...excuse me...this is the new KID IN THA BLOCK//
I **I rip jaws** with **jig saws** if you thimk you "come" hard I'll keep ya DICK IN AH LOCK//

I FORCE MA ILL THOUGHTS......i BURST YA DICK BALL...//
I crucify rappers and nail 'em to the CROSS LIKE JESUS//

i GRAB MA KEYPADS....and spit some ASSASIN BARS//
if you thing you "ball hard" I'll keep ya ass in between my BARS LIKE KEEPERS

If you think you can mess with this G...then GO....WELL...TEMPT ME!!//
and watch how i rip your stomach and leave your BOWELS EMPTY//

grab ya and smash ya brain with a CHEST SEAL//
break ya bones and leave them on top of the "table" like CHELSEA//

BRAAAAAAAAA!!!

#Zeus

Coogar I know you know modo is a dope lyricist.and you cut caps for him...and the best so far in naija with only vector coming close to him

you just pretending to hate to get at Mikuz...PERIOD!!!

I want to battle.. set the thread

am Blowing bills like Tiwa savage--YUNG6

am Blowing bills like Tiwa savage