Crime › Re: Police Freed Suspect, Left Me With ₦40m Losses – Lagos Car Dealer by alfajohn: 2:09am On Oct 17 |
jaxxy: The police are not doctors and cannot conclude who is a psychiatric case.
The Doctors will establish that with medical evidence and he will not just be released back to the public to cause more harm.
Also his family will pay for damages he commited after confirming his medical condition.
If he sucessfully stole the car he will not be a phychiatric case. Someone who drove from vgc to jakande like a criminal? His background history has to be checked and that of his family too. So in your own law book a mad is responsible for his actions and his family will bear the cost of his transgression . Please say what you know. |
Health › Re: Omo ADHD Has Ruined My Life What’s The Cure ? by alfajohn: 1:42pm On Oct 07 |
You are suffering from attention deficit and you could put together this write up and also have 397 topics on nairaland. Story story story. |
Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by alfajohn: 11:49am On Sep 07 |
Babygal2020: Please my Stanbic Bluenest website is showing less value than my actual balance whereas it's updated in the app.
The margin is about a month.
What should I do?
cc: Iamblessed888, alfajohn, emmasoft Google Stanbic asset management copy and call customer care your complaints will be resolved. |
Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by alfajohn: 8:14am On Sep 06 |
akindelelawrenc: listen friend, all asset mgt are real as long they are registered and regulated by SEC, relax your money is secure... Stanbic is giving you 15% you're happy while other assets magts have gone ahead between 17% to 21% .......... My tolerance level for inefficiency is not high I prefer Stanbic with low interest rate but with efficient service to the other ones. May I say I am not the only one check the statistics Stanbic controls 49% of aggregate mutual funds in the country. Institutional investors are not fools. Each mallam to his kettle. |
Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by alfajohn: 4:08am On Sep 04 |
[quote author=Iamblessed8888 post=140505915 It’s even increasing these days. Almost touching 16%[/quote]16.3% as at 3rd September. Stanbic gives me peace I run it like a glorified savings account without penalties. Some weeks I can redeem up to 3 times and no consequences. Sometimes redemption takes less than 5 minutes. So all in all Stanbic good enough for me. |
Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by alfajohn: 3:59am On Sep 04 |
tosinman: Good day. I need help on what to do. I credited my stanbic mutual funds wallet since Tuesday, but up until now, I've not been credited. Call stanbic asset management customer care number. They are very responsive |
Politics › Re: No Non-Muslim Governor Has Sent People To Mecca More Than Me - Peter Obi by alfajohn: 8:57am On Sep 02 |
Another lamba from the guy man. Ask people from rivers state when Peter Odili was governor. Peter dey pay sent nearly all Muslims resident in the state on pilgrimage to Mecca. I personally know of a family that both husband and wife benefited and when they came back their folks back in Yoruba land thought the husband has arrived for him to go to pilgrimage with his wife. They started making demands on the poor man. |
Health › Re: Redeemer’s Health Village Unveils Robotic Surgery To Curb Medical Tourism by alfajohn: 8:31am On Aug 26 |
HacheNoire: Where robots do surgery? Check Kelina hospital V I Postrate clinic. V I Eleos clinic Abuja If you don’t know you don’t know |
Health › Re: Redeemer’s Health Village Unveils Robotic Surgery To Curb Medical Tourism by alfajohn: 8:15am On Aug 26 |
HacheNoire: That’s impossible!
Anyone familiar with tech knows our infrastructure in Nigeria cannot handle medical surgery.
It’s a big lie!
I am not ready to delve into technicalities but can assure anyone who cares to know that it is a big lie and outrightly impossible! What is the impossibility there. If you are abreast with happenings in the health sector you will know that they are not pioneers of robotic surgery in Nigeria. I know of at least 3 centres at both Lagos and Abuja. |
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by alfajohn: 5:38pm On Aug 06 |
KarlTom: Big news dropping soon ⏳  Ding ding ding I hope it is about OANDO the abiku |
Politics › Re: ICPC Probes Binyerem Ukaire For Blocking Funds Approved By Tinubu For Agencies by alfajohn: 9:11am On Jul 27 |
Breaker001: Is it really wrong for these agencies to present a detailed presentation regarding what they will use the funds for? Where is the place of accountability? I wonder o 😎 Government is not run on intentions but governed by policies and procedures. They are not accountable to her that is why she has released the files after the issue became public |
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by alfajohn: 2:37pm On Jul 25 |
mikeapollo: The total number of shares to be distributed is 4,279,042,198; and everything will be distributed phase-by-phase until 31-Dec-2077 Thank you for the response. But this information is not available anywhere in the public domain. |
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by alfajohn: 2:38pm On Jul 24 |
mikeapollo: Between now and 31-Dec 2027!
So far, only 1,283,712,601 shares have been distributed out of total 4,279,042,198. Still remains balance 2,995,329,597 shares to be distributed up to 31-Dec-2027.
Do the math. Please where do you get this information on the outstanding 2,995,329,597 shares I am only aware of the 1,283,712,601 that has been shared Kindly help a brother heavily exposed to OANDO and didn’t benefit from the already distributed shares because I bought after due date. Regards |
Business › Re: How Much Is Needed To Start Up A Gas Refilling Business? by alfajohn: 7:17am On Jun 07 |
IDERAWOLE: It depends on the scale or size of business you're planning to embark upon. However, take note of this:
Setting up a gas skid refilling plant is a highly viable business venture in the current economic climate. The demand for LPG is strong and growing, and the skid model offers an efficient path to market for entrepreneurs with medium-scale capital. With meticulous planning, strict adherence to safety regulations, and a customer-focused approach, this business is well-positioned to generate consistent, long-term profits and strong returns on investment.
So, I can give you a detailed set-up plan if indicate what size your looking at.
For a gas skid, you'll be looking at a capital of #5m. If it's just a shop size, it's going to be far less than this. You can have a detailed plan including returns on the business and how fast you can recover your investment. How far less for the shop |
Education › Re: Imo Education Commissioner Rebukes Priest For Asking Students To Kneel Down by alfajohn: 12:29pm On Jun 03 |
In I didn’t watch the video but I think what the commissioner is against is telling the students to come to school on a public holiday and punishing them for being late on an official non school day. Before you argue that it is a private school know that government license all private schools and you sign to abide by specific rules and regulations. I may think that before it escalated to this maybe the school has been previously warned to desist from such acts and it turned a deaf ear. |
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by alfajohn: 9:43pm On May 29 |
deathwing: I was also confused because I never hear that style before. Aradel don't also seem interested in releasing their result today Everything around here must be complicated! |
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by alfajohn: 10:24am On May 29 |
KarlTom: ARADEL and OandO
AFS '25 and Q1 '26 Oando is tomorrow that means technically it is on Monday. |
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by alfajohn: 1:51pm On May 26 |
Mpeace: Aradel result will be excellent. Them dey deliberately bring down the price to buy up before Saturday result deadline.
Watch out more specifically for their q1 2026 result
Try browse Renaissance's q1 2026 performance for an idea
Not a buy or sell recommendation Renaissance energy is not a listed company I don’t think their financial statements are readily available. If you have access to it please share. Regards |
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by alfajohn: 10:21am On May 25 |
ARADEL over 4B value in one hour of trading. Some people privy to info on div and 1st q 2026. It is well |
Celebrities › Re: Ilebaye Odiniya Allegedly Beaten By Her Father (Video) by alfajohn: 4:27pm On May 09 |
nightsaint: Not ever matter is for the police. This is a family matter.
Dey play. The man has been arrested and cooling off at the police station |
Celebrities › Re: Ilebaye Odiniya Allegedly Beaten By Her Father (Video) by alfajohn: 2:44pm On May 09 |
donkarly: She's an adult and was disciplined as one. No law says a parent shall be punished for punishing one's daughter for an offence Truthfully cannot relate with want majority are saying that the father is punishing his daughter. No adult has the legal right to beat another adult irrespective of the fact that you are the parent. Thankfully the man has been arrested and the law will take its course. You can only advise an adult you can’t compel anyone to follow your ways. |
Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by alfajohn: 11:51am On May 05 |
hfc80: Good day, Guys
Pls do anyone using stanbic mmf having issues in funding his/her acct cause I deposits money into my acct on 30/04/26 and my acct has not been credited till now. I think Nigerias should actually boycott anything Stanbic bank. I have MMF with Stanbic and a savings account with substantial transactions I applied for mastercard and they said they don’t give master card on naira accounts. All my other accounts namely Fcmb Wema and Uba gave me mastercard on naira account and the transaction on those accounts can’t be compared with the Stanbic bank. Seriously this has to stop |
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by alfajohn: 11:33am On May 05 |
naturalflow: you are very correct brokern is profiting from our buy/sell activity.it happened to me recently,in the mad rush to exit uba,I placed an order at the lowest price during pre-market,it was filled,cscs details shows stock was sold at a higher amount than what broker credit. Are you using an analog broker. If you log on and you are trading by yourself I doubt if that will happen. Brokers like most Nigerians looking for who to fleece. |
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by alfajohn: 8:37am On May 04 |
Streetinvestor2: Abeg wale release oando q1 results now From what I gathered I don’t think Q1 result will be the trigger for Oando. The trigger will likely be a proven technical partner with big financial muscle to partner and share the 40% of the JV accruing to OANDO. |
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by alfajohn: 8:28am On May 04 |
Sunrisepebble: Actually it might affect them. Especially Aradel. This is the line from Seplat’s Q1 “ decline principally due to 38 days unplanned downtime on third-party operated Trans Forcados Pipeline, impacting Western Assets. Pipeline operations resumed on 24 March and Western Assets production has normalised”
Renassaince/Aradel is the owner of Trans Forcados Pipeline Renassaince is not the owner of trans Forcados pipeline they are the operator on behalf of Nigerian petroleum development company |
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by alfajohn: 12:30pm On May 02 |
Mankind2024: Impossibility cannot become possibility. Heightened self-awareness and the deteriorating security situation in our environment make it necessary to leave no trace, nothing that could be used to identify or locate me, even by agencies like the CIA or FBI. I remain anonymous under the identity “Mankind2024 ” Over time, I’ve used several aliases, most of which have been deleted; this is the only one I currently recall. Beyond that, I have no secondary identity. Anonymity plus faceless forum is, in my view, the safest way to share information without exposing oneself to risks such as cyber threats or online exploitation. Sorry to burst your bubble. You are not invisible to CIA and FBI. Even Nigerian DSS will fish you out in a jiffy. You registered the moniker with an email address you are using a phone with internet connection to access the website and you think you are invisible. See a a serious techie with low end technology will locate you faster than you can say Jesus is lord. |
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by alfajohn: 7:22am On May 01 |
Dupeodus: And who are the people that sold? This must be cross trading. That volume is not from retail investors. Heard the late MD’s estate are getting rid of his holdings |
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by alfajohn: 4:48pm On Apr 28 |
Dupeodus: I totally agree with you on this one. What UBA management did is a serious breach of fiduciary duty that creates significant trust issues. You know of the CBN directive to treat 100% of insider loan as non performing. You did not only fail to recover such loans from insiders, you failed to reflect cbn's directives in your quarterly financial and did not issue warning to investors. If not for the slow pace of the judiciary in Nigeria, UBA should be facing a class action law suits from it's shareholders. I am still hoping that a smart lawyer will initiate this. I looked at Zenith on the other hand. Zenith provided for a total of ₦1.5 trillions in loans between 2024 and 2025. My guess is that a significant portion of this is insider loans that are still performing. If this is true, then Zenith has significant reserves that can still be written on to profit in future. For the year ended December 2025 zenith bank impairment charge was 741billion naira but for 4th quarter of same year it was positive 41 billion written back to profit. It collaborates your stance that any recovery from the 741 billion is to be charged directly to profit. I expect this to continue for the 1st quarter of 2026 if recovery Is significant it will positively impact on eps and all those waiting for zenith bank at 90 naira will wait in vain. Not in any way acting as an investment adviser. |
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by alfajohn: 3:38pm On Apr 26 |
gabscity: Sir, even in a private estate I live here in Lagos, Solar Panels are not allowed, not sure why though, but this is the estate rule, if you are not comfortable with it, you have to move out, simple. Tenants will put solar panels and when leaving in the process of removing the panels will destroy your roof. After all they won’t be there to clean up the mess. I for one will not allow anyone put solar panels on my property if you must we agree to amortise and it becomes mine, if you leave before the cost is extinguished will continue to pay you as long as the premises is occupied. |
Celebrities › Re: Mayowa Lambe Gives Roby Ekpo 48 Hours To Retract Claims & Pay ₦100m Damages by alfajohn: 11:59pm On Apr 23 |
FortCavazosKnox: This woman is not moving with sense and tact, all the guy needs is to forward their marriage certificate to USCIS. She will be be arrested immediately then deported! All ways good to read and assimilate the said wife mentioned in the write up that the traditional wedding rite between the two parties have been formally terminated with the knowledge of the two families. The inference is that they do not have a statutory marriage and she cannot have a certificate |
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by alfajohn: 1:19pm On Apr 17 |
yMcy56: Over N7bn has entered ARADEL alone so far..... Aggressive accumulations... Mini pullback to 1640 observed earlier, moving up gradually again... Is it that some people have an inkling of the management account for the 1st quarter of 2026 showing the post consolidation financial results . Anyways more money to my pocket |
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by alfajohn: 2:34pm On Apr 16 |
[quote author=Oasisblue post=139118009]LOL. Its one of the 3 biggest indigenous oil companies na, with a 11k barrell/day refinery capacity(now 30k I think). Also, a major player in the gas sector. Bought over ND Western, which makes them majority stakeholders of the RENASSAINCE group- basically, they are the Shell Petroleum Development Company Nigeria of today!
[/quote ARADEL my darling ARADEL. Oil money is sweet. Up by 145% in 6 months. Currently 10% gain is 8 figures in value. Please don’t be selfish show Oando your abiku brother the way. |