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 Jokes Etc › Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by alfajohn: 9:40pm On May 30, 2021 |
AdeOri99:. Sent 10k just use hold body it is well. Nairaland one happy family irrespective of the abuses. 24 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: Chimaroke Nnamani Declares Himself President Of Igbo Spare Parts Dealers by alfajohn: 9:52am On May 24, 2021 |
InaNla: 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Chimaroke Nnamani Declares Himself President Of Igbo Spare Parts Dealers by alfajohn: 9:49am On May 24, 2021 |
InaNla: 1 Like |
| Career › Re: From N10,000 Salary To Millionaire Pay: My Grace Filled Career Journey So Far. by alfajohn: 2:14pm On May 23, 2021 |
You are blessed to have a good boss. Hope you will reciprocate to others when you arrive at the top. 1 Like |
| Business › Re: Government Money Wrongly Sent To An Individual Account. Advise? by alfajohn: 4:17pm On May 09, 2021 |
I can assure you that if money is not returned and the bank cum government decide to press charges your mum is staring at jail time. 3 Likes |
| Health › Re: I Have Been Diagnosed With Bronchitis And Pneumonia (Photos) by alfajohn: 12:11pm On May 07, 2021 |
Pneumonia and Bronchitis are not dead sentence take your medication religiously and you will be well. 1 Like |
| Christianity Etc › Re: 117th Posthumous Birthday Of Joseph Ayo Babalola Is Today by alfajohn: 10:01am On Apr 25, 2021 |
He was not the founder of CAC but the 1st general evangelist. A great man of God, prayer warrior per excellence. Olorun Apostle Ayo Babalola olorun to to bi ni. Babalola o si mo Pepe si tun sun. I testify to the efficacy of prayers in the various prayer mountains established by him. If all seems lost and no hope go to ido Ajinare, oke Erio, oke ikoyi and oke efon alaye among others. I assure you God will settle your matter with ease. This is a personal testimony. Those who have ears let them hear. God is still in the business of performing miracles that is his job. 6 Likes |
| Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by alfajohn: 11:30am On Apr 22, 2021 |
I want to accumulate zenith bank shares for long term is it advisable to buy now or wait a bit. Some analysts are saying the bears are around the corner. Gurus in the house please advise. |
| Politics › Re: Saying I Am "Quiet But Deadly" Is Wicked, Makinde Replies Fayose by alfajohn: 12:09pm On Apr 16, 2021 |
Fahdiga:Truly from the result of the election Fayose is a better politician. Without state funds his candidate lost by a slim margin. Also all the thugs apprehended at the venue were from Ibadan it speak volumes on the acceptability of Makinde’s candidate 1 Like |
| Family › Re: My Wife’s Salary Was A Mystery Until I Discovered How Much She’s Truly Worth* by alfajohn: 10:31am On Mar 26, 2021 |
Mr man please man up. A real man does not bother about how much the wife earns. It is your responsibility to provide for the family. Yes I agree that it is painful when a wife hides her income from her spouse. Mine does not because she knows ab initio I don’t have any design at all on her pay. Just chin up and move on it is not worth the trouble, telling her to pay for a car you bought for her in my mind is petty. |
| Family › Re: Bayo Adedeji, Wakanow CEO: I Pay My Chef N100k But Caught Him Stealing From Me by alfajohn: 4:25pm On Jan 21, 2021 |
It is in the DNA. You are big enough to afford it no biggie in their mind. They forget that no matter how rich you are no one like to be stolen from. My advice if that is his only vice you are better off with him. The devil you know they say. The prospective one is likely to be worse and if not which is a tiny probability you still have to retrain him in your ways. Too much trouble. 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Crime › Re: Lagos Police Parade 237 Clubgoers Arrested For Violating COVID-19 Protocols by alfajohn: 10:40am On Jan 10, 2021 |
bcomputer101:That one na your size abi? |
| Politics › Re: We Will Shock Political Space With Unprecedented Defections - APC Threatens by alfajohn: 2:50pm On Nov 26, 2020 |
Deemas:That is the plan. So we already know. Nigerian politicians are characters without any moral compass. |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC Camp COVID-19 Test Video Goes Viral by alfajohn: 1:33pm On Nov 23, 2020 |
Exactly what happened to me at a test centre on Mobolaji Bank Anthony. She was very unprofessional and never apologised for my extreme discomfort. Luckily when I came back from my trip I was given the option of taking swab from throat. |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Asked Aides Of Possibility Of Replacing Electoral College With Loyalists by alfajohn: 6:25pm On Nov 13, 2020 |
I will think that Trump is just causing confusion so that when he gives himself and associates presidential pardon most people will oblige and say let us just get rid of him. He is been clever by half. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Outrageous September Bill: Aggrieved Customers Storm Ikeja Electric's Platform by alfajohn: 10:49am On Oct 13, 2020 |
Ikeja disco is a joke got 136k last month now this month it is 168k for a three bedroom flat. And honestly 80 percent of the time no one is home. I work in Abuja and my wife out of boredom goes to her parents place when am not around. Honestly I don’t know what to do to this thieving idiots. |
| Business › Re: Abdulmunaf Yunusa Sarina And His 16 Daughters (Photos) by alfajohn: 10:52pm On Sep 26, 2020 |
PriestDaniz:you are a confirmed thief. Na only like better thing. Not a competitor but just saying. |
| Politics › Re: Obaseki Visits Buhari, Says It Will Be Immoral To Return To APC by alfajohn: 4:41pm On Sep 25, 2020 |
kaylardz:Not a fan of either divide of APC but how did the President gang up against Tinubu and Oshiomole. Is it because he did not ask INEC and the police to perform magic. Are you blaming the president for opting to allow the majority have their way which is the essence of democracy. |
| Politics › Re: Before You Shred Your Nigerian Passport By Dotun Adekanmbi by alfajohn: 11:10pm On Sep 24, 2020 |
The visa to enter any country in the world is lots of money, especially when it is not tainted with illegal means. Make money in Nigeria you can buy the passport of any country including USA all of them have fast track residency for investors depending of the threshold of each country. Also who says Nigeria nay it constituent part if it does break will not Be Eldorado in the near future. Though now it seems in the distant future. |
| Phones › Re: Does Nigerian Customs Charge This High For Ordinary Smartphone Sent From US? by alfajohn: 10:46am On Sep 24, 2020*. Modified: 9:29am On Sep 27, 2020 |
Nigerian custom looking for money with red eye. Bought clothes worth 193 British pounds and was given a duty of 39k to pay. The annoying thing is that the cloths have been sent by Royal Mail/ Nipost since 1st of August but it never came. The seller had to declare the merchandise lost in transit after 30 working days and I elected for reissue but had to ship by DHL that cost 56 pounds instead of refund. So you are lucky Nipost even delivered you merchandise. The merchandise was eventually delivered by NIPOST 1 Like |
| Health › Re: I'm a super Skinny dude. Nairaland Body Builders, Pls help my case by alfajohn: 10:28am On Sep 24, 2020 |
Do have an healthy appetite. I was like that when I was 16 just fresh from secondary school. My mom was always complaining. Two things if you self service stop it it drains your body especially when you are naturally skinny. Two, look for something that will make you eat well. In my own case not that I am recommending it I got into weed not because of the weight palava but because I was a bad boy from a good home. I immediately stared to gain weight because I was eating very well. My mom was very happy and in mind I said if this woman knows the secret of my healthy appetite she will faint. Of course she got to know I smoke weed much later. Thank God all that is in the past. But lemme tell you what my dad told me he said just have patience you will gain weight soon enough and might even start thinking how to shed it. Now am overweight. I hover between 95 and 100kg. Looking for ways to shed some of it. Once you start work and start a sedentary life style coupled with eating plenty meat sorry is your case. 1 Like |
| Business › Re: Nigerian Bank Disobeying My Late Father's Directive. PLEASE HELP!!! by alfajohn: 4:08pm On Sep 01, 2020 |
You see if you want to avoid letter of administration both signatories must be able to sign independently. A or B to sign not A to sign and conditionality now attached to B signing. Like you have said after the death of your father, won’t work. The snag of both signing independently is that you are the mercy of your spouse he or she can do and undo with your funds. 4 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Ajaokuta Is 90 Percent Complete, May Be Functional Early 2023 – Minister by alfajohn: 2:25pm On Aug 18, 2020 |
It will never work. Just an avenue to siphon money. The technology is 50 years old. Assuming without conceding that it does work the cost of production will make it irrelevant. Throwing good money after bad or sunk money. 1 Like |
| Autos › Re: 2015 Lexus RX 350 For Sale by alfajohn: 10:42pm On Jul 22, 2020 |
Can I get VIN no. So I can decide |
| Politics › Re: COVID-19: Ekiti Governor Fayemi Tests Positive by alfajohn: 10:45am On Jul 22, 2020 |
bolaayenimo:Don’t be deceived, plenty people have it but are not tested. As a poor man getting a text is like winning a lottery. The probability is so low. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Scandalous Brawl In The Villa: Daily Trust Editorial by alfajohn: 1:20pm On Jun 21, 2020 |
Yankee101:Exactly that is what it is. Mamman Daura was a journalist in is early life. So he has used his constituency. |
| Politics › Re: Obaseki, 7 Governors Meet Tinubu Ahead Of Edo Election by alfajohn: 10:59pm On May 31, 2020 |
You see if the governors act in unison they will outspend any other force. It happened in Ondo. So it is not over until it is over. Na Sidon look I dey. |
| Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by alfajohn: 6:02pm On May 18, 2020 |
[quote author=dharpzee post=89685200]Abeg when is WEMA's pocket money dividend landing o? Got mine this evening at about 4.35. Was pleasantly surprised [/quite |
| Career › Re: Which Income Level Do You Belong? by alfajohn: 9:50pm On May 17, 2020 |
The classification is not one shoe fit all. Assuming you earn 60m per annum and your asset base is 30m are you better than someone who earns 30m but has an asset base of 200m. What am saying in essence is that the worth of an individual is not solely measured by earnings per year. 6 Likes |
| Romance › Re: How My Ex Left Me After She Discovered My Salary Was 45k, I Now Earn This by alfajohn: 3:46am On May 07, 2020 |
All man to himself. OP if you found out that she has primary school leaving certificate will you marry her? 3 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Osun Arrests 17 Chinese, Traditional Chief, 9 Locals For Illegal Mining by alfajohn: 4:04pm On May 04, 2020 |
The main culprit is the foremost royalty in Osun state. If you know you know. All so called big men in Nigeria are feeding fat on our commonwealth. 1 Like |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Joseph Ayo Babalola's 116th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by alfajohn: 9:15am On Apr 25, 2020 |
Olurun Apostle Joseph Ayo Babalola Olurun to tobi ni. Babalola o si mo sugbon Pepe eh si sun. Great man of God. Rest well in the bosom of the lord. Can testify to the efficacy of prayers offered in the prayer mountains establish by him. Oke ikoyi, Erio, Ajinare, Efon, Owa and many others. 4 Likes |
let me book the last one now,I believe say she never marry.