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CrimeRe: Police Arraign Six Robbery Suspects Who Raided Commercial Bank In Ondo [photos] by alfajohn: 6:26pm On Apr 24, 2019
Satan66:
I see nothing wrong in robbery.
. What you don’t know is that when you apply for visa the western world countries are wizards of technology, they tie your email address to all your social media accounts and obviously you will be refused visa. Then you will say your village people are on top your case. Continue to wallow in your ignorance. Surely you will reap your just rewards.
EducationRe: Poisoning Of OAU Dam, Act Of Genocide – Obafemi Awolowo University Management by alfajohn: 9:44pm On Apr 11, 2019
The chief culprit of this is the chief of the locality. If you know you know. Very soon breeze go blow and expose fowl yansh. Some people are trying to match the wealth of their predecessor, while they are broke ass dudes. Time will tell.
Christianity EtcRe: Yemisi Iginla Is Married In America - LIB (Photos) by alfajohn: 10:59am On Mar 15, 2019
This to me looks like arranged marriage for the purpose of getting papers. Now both sides are fighting dirty to win in the court of public opinion. I wonder why people forget that a union with offsprings is a permanent relationship, and as such you manage it with utmost care. To protect the interest of the offsprings. What do I know self after all said and done Buhari don win.
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by alfajohn: 12:28pm On Feb 21, 2019
emmasoft:
14.23% as at 18/02/19
Fantanstic rate compared to stanbic ibtc for that day, theirs was 12.8% thereabout
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by alfajohn: 12:25pm On Feb 21, 2019
skyangel:
Stanbic really impressed me yesterday. I redeemed fund at about 9am & got my account credited at about. 2.30pm

Though i have been getting same day credit, but usually between 6 to 8 pm
was it redeemed online or through instruction in their office.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by alfajohn: 2:13pm On Feb 18, 2019
lolaluv1:
Please I was charged over 20k for this tb by GTB. Is that what happens in all banks?
done some extrapolation, if your investment is less than 32 million it is on the high side compared to stanbic ibtc rates. 24 million investment in NTB secondary market will cost you 12600 in fees at stanbic ibtc. Can’t really say if the fees are different for primary market.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by alfajohn: 11:24am On Feb 15, 2019
Adiwana:
Hello house,just coming from UBA.i was given 2,930,000 for 20 million at 363 days. I saw some people here say they were given by Gtb at 14.8% yesterday for 364 days.My question is do banks differ in rate they give their customers?? How come Gtb gave 14.8% for 364 yesterday and today UBA gave me 14.65% for 363 days? huh huh
you are lucky to get 14.65% for 363 days for secondary market. Stanbic ibtc just gave me 14.25 for 356 days. To think that I moved the bulk of the money from uba to stanbic is not interesting to me at all
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by alfajohn: 10:48am On Feb 14, 2019
Can someone kindly educate me as to how one can buy directly from the secondary market. The rates the banks are giving are lower than the actual rates available at the secondary market if in doubt you can check fmdqotc.com. That site is the official platform for secondary market trading. The bank rates are less by between.07/.05%. If you are doing a high volume transaction that amounts to a tidy sum of cash.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by alfajohn: 11:09am On Feb 12, 2019
Stanbic ibtc secondary market rates as at this morning

79 days 10.5%
261 days 14.2%
352 days 14.2%
SportsRe: Alan Hard: Notts County Owner Puts Club For Sale After Posting Nude On Twitter by alfajohn: 3:48pm On Jan 29, 2019
Testimony8888:
Read below it
if truly you can turn 5k to 6million within few hours by now you should be richer than Dangote. Please you guys should stop spewing this rubbish. We don’t have fish brain.
PoliticsRe: Massive Crowd That Came Out To Welcome PMB In Uyo(pics) by alfajohn: 7:30pm On Dec 28, 2018
Nigerians have been so pauperised that a meagre sum of 2000 naira per head will quarantee a full stadium. If the opposition party holds a rally the following day don’t be surprised that 90 percent of the same crowd will mark present sir. It is all about collecting their share of the national cake, And unfortunately same takes place on the day of voting majority of the voters just sell their vote to the highest bidder. So so sad.
CrimeRe: Oko Polytechnic Student's Room Burgled By Robbers (Photos) by alfajohn: 8:11pm On Dec 24, 2018
Nairalanders let us be our sisters keeper. This is the season of goodwill let us put a smile on the face of the OP. will advise the OP to post her account details without full name name maybe the first alphabet of her surname (for confidentiality). To all brothers and sisters of goodwill contribute your widows mite. Charity is the best virtue of any God fearing person, and it is never in vain. It comes back in thousand fold. If you know you know.
PoliticsRe: We’ll Miss 2019 Target For Refineries’ Revamp – Kachikwu by alfajohn:
To the decerning it was obvious that it was a cheap political statement and a ploy to siphon money. The newest refinery in Nigeria is the new port harcourt refinery that was commissioned in 1989. The life span of a process plant is 25 years of good maintenance. Our newest plant is 29 years. Oldest which is old port Harcourt refinery is over 50 years Warri refinery is 40 years all of very bad maintenance regime. So trying to revamp these scraps is an exercise in futility.
CelebritiesRe: 'Chioma Breaks Up With Davido' - Kemi Olunloyo Says Pray For Davido by alfajohn: 10:22am On Oct 11, 2018
Masama:
Where are those who were attacking pastor Ibiyeome for putting this mad woman in jail? You won't see them now o
A mad woman does not belong in jail, the home of the mentally impaired is a sanatorium.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by alfajohn: 7:49am On Oct 07, 2018
Please can anyone confirm if the TB auction of 4 October took place. Gave instruction to UBA but up till now no debit. Also CBN website not showing any sales on that date
PoliticsRe: Senator Andrew Uchendu Pays His Media Aide N30,000 Per Month (Photo) by alfajohn: 2:17pm On Sep 14, 2018
GavelSlam:
The income of you and your extended family is not as much as I make monthly.

Not boasting.
Brother you said you are not boasting, but you don’t know his extended family, per chance he is related to Dangote or Otedola or Jim Ovia. Are you richer than those guys. Maybe you are not even richer than the guy himself not to talk about his extended family. Social media is a faceless society you don’t know who is who. What am just saying is that the statement is not necessary. No pun intended just an advise
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor David Elijah Attacked By Assassins. Bullets Refused To Penetrate Body by alfajohn: 7:27pm On Sep 06, 2018
Something struck me as strange. The man was sitting down in the car, and the back side of his clothes still had holes even the part he would have sat on. Is it that the robbers turned him over and tried shooting him from the back? After all the pictures we saw he was still sitting face forward. Well what do I know.
Car TalkRe: Would One Be Arrested If Driving A Car With A Cracked Windscreen? by alfajohn: 8:20am On Sep 05, 2018
Don’t mind those hungry road safety guys. What the laws says when I stumbled on it at their website is driving without windscreen or a shattered windscreen. Their is a whole lot of difference between cracked and shattered windscreen. So I have armed myself with it. Am a frequent traveller and have a cracked windscreen. So I will advise you do same. They may likely stop you, but if you produce that document they will definitely let you go. It is from their website and it list all the offences and fines.
CrimeRe: Female Soldier Brutalizes Her Househelp In Ikeja (Pics) by alfajohn: 9:09pm On Aug 19, 2018
Olalan:
Until women and their husbands who I believe are accomplice are thrown behind bars for this inhuman treatments this things will continue
Honestly no matter what, dey never born woman that will try this under my roof.
PoliticsRe: How Buhari’s Earlier Plan To Sack Daura Was Thwarted — Presidency Source by alfajohn: 8:21pm On Aug 19, 2018
I was about to Consider this news in the realm of possibility. Until I saw the saw thing word for word in another newspaper, 1st being Tribune second being Punch. Meaning it is a press release aimed at damage control.
CelebritiesRe: Photo Of Rihanna And Donald Glover Everyone Is Talking About by alfajohn: 11:08pm On Aug 16, 2018
sunisonflex29:
0052565722 Oputa james .
diamond bank.thanks sir
cant verify account are u sure of account no
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How I Failed An Interview With One Of The Leading Brewery In Nigeria by alfajohn: 7:50am On Nov 24, 2017
From what you wrote it means the job is much beneath you. They called you for interview based on a cv that has OND has your highest certificate and you started talking about bsc and masters, naturally they will lose interest. One you are over qualified, two you have integrity issues. The cv you submitted was based on job role and your higher qualifications was omitted by you. No employer likes that even though it is popular with job seekers
PoliticsRe: Ibe Kachikwu Exposes Maikanti Baru Through His Letter To Buhari (Pictured) by alfajohn: 11:10am On Oct 04, 2017
The truth is that Kachikwu will not see Buhari in a million years. The gate keeper of Aso rock that is the COS is working in cohorts with Barau after all the COS is also a board member of NNPC. It a strategic game plan he either agrees to be a good boyie boyie and pick crumbs from his 'masters' table or take the path of honor and resign. It is a big shame one Nigeria indeed. Definitely at one point the chickens will come home to roost
CultureRe: Ezelekhae Ewuare: The Crown Prince Of Benin Kingdom Unveiled In Edo (Photos) by alfajohn: 7:16pm On Sep 22, 2017
aariwa:
I heard under beni tradition that a king can never set eyes on his first son who is the heir apparent until the king dies.Binis here ,please is it true?
heard same. Maybe till when he is formally installed and handed over paraphernalia of office. He is suppose to rule over one village but can't remember the name. I am not bini but this is what they tell us
EducationRe: Onoriode Aziza Has 3 First Class In Law From OAU, Law School & Cambridge by alfajohn: 2:19pm On Aug 22, 2017
Dongreat:
People will believe anything from the internet. He's 23 and has 3 BSc. degrees in Law from three different Universities right? Ask yourself how many years it takes to complete a BSc. Degree in Law in Nigeria, taking considerations of the yearly strikes? Then include years in his degree in the U.K.
From my calculations a Law degree in Nigeria is 4 years and UK is 3 years. That's 4 + 4 + 3 equal 11 years. 11 minus 23 that's 12.
So dude entered kindergarten from a 6 months old pregnancy, graduated to primary at 3 years, finish secondary at 11 years and entered a Nigerian university at 12 years.

Ps: calculation was without strikes in the Nigeria university.

Congratulations bloggers, you just won the Nobel Prize for world most stupid and dumbo of the 21st century.
bros I believe u went to school don't let ur bad belle derail ur reasoning. Do they spend 4 years in law school, they last time I checked they spent 1 year. Also if u go to U.K. With a first class degree in law and u want to study that same course u think they will not give u credit for some courses. Bros it is very doable at 23 years.
PoliticsRe: Governor Wike Revealed What Sheriff Told Him Before Supreme Court Judgement by alfajohn: 6:05pm On Jul 12, 2017
Charles Soludo and sanusi lamido only that he will not abdicate
TravelRe: Bridge Collapses In Niger State Due To Heavy Rainfall (Photos) by alfajohn: 4:19pm On Jun 05, 2017
Can any of our Hausa speakers confirm the meaning of the village name in English.
From my elementary Hausa language it seems it means village of witches
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Hope For A Graduate by alfajohn: 1:43pm On Jun 02, 2017
Mr man don't do anything stupid o. The future is very bright. This is just a dark cloud in the horizon it will soon clear away. If people at the top tell you what they went through you will be stunned. I was jobless for 7 years after I had worked and lived in one of the best company quarters in Nigeria with all the perks. It was tiring but I never gave up. Their is a bible passage that says I will pursue, overtake and recover all. Now my friends and colleagues who had work through my period of joblessness are not better than me. Honestly am better than most. Bros chillax better times are coming. As a senior colleague of yours in this journey of life PM me. I promise to assist in any way I can.
HealthRe: My Daughter With Cerebral Palsy Was Battered By The Therapist I Trusted by alfajohn: 1:19pm On Jun 01, 2017
ModCaller:
From what I watched there, that kid is a pain in the ass. Take it or leave it.

I don't blame the lady. The kid was obviously frustrating her life.
Can u read and comprend? It is the kids pain in the ass as u put that she was been handsomely paid for. So if she couldn't stand the heat why enter the kitchen
PoliticsRe: President Issoufou's Visit To Buhari Postponed Indefinitely by alfajohn: 10:31am On May 05, 2017
stinggy:
Same Adesina that said Buhari's health is not bad as being circulated in the news lipsrsealed
Same Buhari that we were made to believe resumed work on Tuesday(even though there weren't videos or pictures to back up the claim, may the Gods bless Sahara Reporters) but couldn't host the FEC meeting just the next day.


Why can't the likes of Abba, Tunde, Lawal, Mamman and others host this Nigerien president since they are now fully in power?
I pity Buhari for allowing these men toy with his health...
You have correctly named the cabal that is running Nigeria now and are de factor president
InvestmentRe: The Awakening Community Will Soon Crash Beware!! by alfajohn: 1:51pm On May 04, 2017
clintonsparkz:
8pm na d time ...Eric u go see
wetin him go see. He take juju hold you. Why will you guys not learn that a Ponzi scheme is guaranteed to fail. Greed and hopelessness bad combination.
CareerRe: 9 Undeniable Facts About Working In A Nigerian Office By Nkem Ndem by alfajohn: 1:47pm On Apr 12, 2017
If you get to know the level of "office practice" that is going on in any nigerian office Sodom and Gomorrah is child's play. Especially between the bosses and female employees. Ladies are addicted to power and money which in this case is within the reach of the big bosses. Behind all the prim and proper things are happening infact many plenty things are going on.

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