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Travel / Re: Train Carries 40-Foot Containers From Lagos To Kano (Video & Photos) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:59am On Jun 11
Empty containers. tongue
Health / Re: Aerial View Of Oldest Hospital In Igbo Land founded in 1907(photos) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:31pm On Jun 07
Bardo:
Why is there no brown roof

We hate it.

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Politics / Re: Six (6) Greatest Lies Nigerian Leaders Tell The Youths by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:39pm On Jun 02
1 - God is good
2 - Jesus cares about you
3 - Satan is evil
4 - There is life everlasting after death
5 - If you do good, you'll be rewarded
6 - Our creator is white

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Religion / Re: How Giving God N5,000 Brought Me N25,000, Foodstuff— Pastor Ibiyeomie by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:27am On Jun 02
God is now a casino. grin

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Forum Games / Re: Whoever Can Solve This Riddle Is A Genius by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:25pm On May 31
zzxxbbaa:



Quite simple..

They are Brothers in Law

Or Brothers in Christ cheesy

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Forum Games / Re: Whoever Can Solve This Riddle Is A Genius by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:24pm On May 31
sweerychick:
Simple! The older brother was born in1985BC and the younger brother was born in 1975AD... Oldest riddle in the book

How old is the mum?

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Sports / Re: Football Club You Would Never Support Even At Gun Point.. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:27pm On May 30
DonBenny77:
Chelshit!
I'm a die hard Cannon Crested Gunner!
80% of Chelsea fans in Nigeria are agberos, bus drivers and conductors and they have a unique body odour.
Shit!

Chelshit is an agbero club everywhere. Not only in nigeria.

Owners: Agberos
Managers: Agberos
Players: Agberos
Fans: Agbero union.
Family / Re: Happy Children's Day!! by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:24am On May 27
Not good. What of childless people?
Career / Re: 14 Directors Sacked By The CBN Governor, Cardoso by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:28pm On May 25
kunki90:
No yoruba

Me too. I came to check names and am not disappointed. Na dem
Culture / Re: What I Learnt From Yoruba Land - Azuka Onwuka by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:17pm On May 21
Efulefu thread.

There's nothing good to learn from that land.
Health / Re: Blood Transfusion Scandal In The UK by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:23pm On May 20
emkz:
Was it not this same UK some ignorant journalists were talking about female genital mutilation, child bride, endemic poverty and outrightly comparing Nigerian human rights records to Nazi Germany all because Nigeria welcomed Harry and Meghan?

I can forgive them for making mistakes, but concealing mistakes that led to and will lead to the death of infected patients is the new low of hegemonic British evil.

Dear Nairalanders, this is the United Kingdom of Atrocities. They are not better than us.

They stole our resources to build their kingdom. They raided the palace of the Oba of Benin, they enable corrupt Nigerian politicians, and they try to denigrate Nigeria. They have added killing their own citizens to their litany of atrocities.

They actually created this your "country" for you, named you and sustained you.

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Business / Re: Dangote: I Need 35 Visas To Travel Within Africa But French Investors Don’t by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:07pm On May 20
See african mentality. He's complaining about himself alone whereas the french got opportunities for ALL their citizens. Not only the investors.
Culture / Re: Ooni To Daughter, Princess Adeola Ogunwusi, 'Bring Husband Home’ - by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:01pm On May 20
COOL10:
The girl worwor abeg. undecided undecided

Imagine the man. He produce ugliness come dey task am to marry. Make him go get husband give her now.

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NYSC / Re: Nysc For Foreign Born Nigerians by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:49pm On May 19
Mumus full this world. grin
Religion / Re: What's The Last Commandment Jesus Gave To His Disciples Before Leaving? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:14pm On May 19
Imagine how one dead jew brainwashed billions of humans!

Humans are really stupid.
Science/Technology / Re: What Is The Name Of This Fly (photo) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:37pm On May 15
KingMack:
God is truly wonderful..see beauty

Simple minded. Oh! Bless.

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Travel / Re: Indian Consulate In Vietnam Is Robbing Nigerians by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:05pm On May 13
Never pay cash.

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Politics / Re: Drone Killings Should Be Considered Illegal by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:05pm On May 11
The west cannot make laws against itself.

When other races master drone warfare, it will be made illegal.
Politics / Re: Most Wealthiest Igbo Sub Ethnic Group by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:30pm On May 08
The south north ibos dey try. Ewu Zoo.

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Business / Re: Benue State To Build 800million Naira Brewery In Makurdi by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:24pm On May 07
Allah won't like this. cheesy tongue
Politics / Re: Lagos Admits Dumping 371 Residents In Osun, Labels Them Miscreants, Beggars by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:26am On May 07
Wickedfacts:
Anambra, get ready.
Deport Yorubas there because we are packing all Igbo miscreants in Yorubaland back to Onitsha Head Bridge.

Copium grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: The Bridge Ugandan Senator, Protazio Begumisa, Repaired For His Constituents by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:56am On May 07
Very ecological. Local production used. Local labour. Blends well with the environment. Easy to repair or replace.

Well done.

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Family / Re: My Wife Sleeps With My Boss by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:09pm On May 04
So this is your boss
Who is not really your boss
Because you don't work for anybody
As you are a very rich farmer

grin

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Science/Technology / Re: What Would Happen If There Were No Moon? (Photos) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:38pm On May 03
Good. Now tell us what will happen if girls didn't have boobies.
Politics / Re: Say Yours And Pass The Mic: List Unstable Things In The Country by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:42pm On May 02
Mama Iyabo's bumbum. Very unstable.
Politics / Re: Refined Dangote Fuel Now Expected In July by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:14pm On May 02
Great expectations.
Education / Re: English Gurus Pls What Is The Answer To This ?? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:12pm On May 02
Only illiterates speak like this.
Culture / Re: John Randle Centre For Yoruba Culture: Noisy And Unapologetically Non-European by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:58pm On Apr 30
John Randle sounds very yolobaic. grin

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Education / Re: What Is That English Spelling That Doesn't Make Sense To You? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:18pm On Apr 30
It was the day I learned how to pronounce this that I gave up for english people.

cholmondeley

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Sports / Re: Prince Harry And Meghan To Visit Nigeria In May For Invictus Games by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:18pm On Apr 29
this forum loveth vowlence.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Chelsea (2 - 2) On 27th April 2024 by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:00pm On Apr 27
argent412:
thank God I'm not watching the match.... at least I'll sleep well tonight

No, you won't.

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