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Family / Re: My Wife Sleeps With My Boss by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:09pm On May 04
So this is your boss
Who is not really your boss
Because you don't work for anybody
As you are a very rich farmer

grin

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Science/Technology / Re: What Would Happen If There Were No Moon? (Photos) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:38pm On May 03
Good. Now tell us what will happen if girls didn't have boobies.
Politics / Re: Say Yours And Pass The Mic: List Unstable Things In The Country by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:42pm On May 02
Mama Iyabo's bumbum. Very unstable.
Politics / Re: Refined Dangote Fuel Now Expected In July by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:14pm On May 02
Great expectations.
Education / Re: English Gurus Pls What Is The Answer To This ?? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:12pm On May 02
Only illiterates speak like this.
Culture / Re: John Randle Centre For Yoruba Culture: Noisy And Unapologetically Non-European by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:58pm On Apr 30
John Randle sounds very yolobaic. grin

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Education / Re: What Is That English Spelling That Doesn't Make Sense To You? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:18pm On Apr 30
It was the day I learned how to pronounce this that I gave up for english people.

cholmondeley

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Sports / Re: Prince Harry And Meghan To Visit Nigeria In May For Invictus Games by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:18pm On Apr 29
this forum loveth vowlence.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Chelsea (2 - 2) On 27th April 2024 by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:00pm On Apr 27
argent412:
thank God I'm not watching the match.... at least I'll sleep well tonight

No, you won't.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine Bans Men From Getting Passports, Tells EU To Deport Its Men by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:51pm On Apr 25
Neddstark:
What happened to Ukraine's women?

You don't want to know. Really.
Career / Re: Busola Tejumola: Is She The Most Beautiful Executive Manager In Nigeria? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:35pm On Apr 20
Only in the Waste.
Crime / Re: Customs Officer Lynched For Allegedly Shooting Passenger To Death In Katsina by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:17pm On Apr 17
the audacity cheesy
Health / Re: Canadian Who Wants Both A Vagina & Penis Wins Funding For Surgery (Photos) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:32pm On Apr 13
As long as it's an adult, I can do the surgery for shim myself.
Religion / Re: Nigerians In UK Engage In Praise And Worship On The Street Of Cannock (video) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:09pm On Apr 11
So dem don carry their madness reach UK?

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Career / Re: Court Declines Jurisdiction On Case Of Female Army Officer Who Married Foreigner by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:22pm On Apr 10
Sharp girl. I no even know why she dey stress herself dey go court. Let the court please do the needful and side with the useless Nigera Army. Then she will apply for asylum in UK on the basis that she'll be imprisoned because of love if sent back to Nigeria. As soon as her papers set, husband gbakwaa oku.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Army Levels Boko Haram's Hideout, Kills 6 Over Killing Of Lieutenant In Borno by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:32pm On Apr 08
Audio level

Audio killing

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Politics / Re: Governor Sanwo-olu’s Daughter, Modupe Oreoluwa Weds Oladele Johnson (Photos) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:28pm On Apr 07
Ugly bride.

Cripple husband.

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Family / Re: Woman Carries Her Husband On Her Back While Crossing Muddy Road (Pictures) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:20pm On Apr 05
Shame to African men.

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Politics / Re: Japan Invites 820,000 Nigerians, Other Foreign Workers To Tackle Labour Shortage by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:35pm On Apr 04
ValCon888:
They don’t want you in their tech or healthcare. Not even finance sector. Na to be bus driver lol. These people don’t even hide their disdain for Africans.

Their country, their rules. If you no like am, get your own country.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (4 - 3) On 4th April 2024 by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:55pm On Apr 04
2 useless teams

2 useless coaches

2-2
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Foreign Affairs / Re: BREAKING: Russia Proposes Visa-free Travel For African Nations. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:26pm On Mar 26
Jakumo:
where packs of Russian men hunt Africans on their streets to assault and even kill them.

.

Evidence?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Irish Prime Minister Varadkar Resigns Over 'Personal, Political Reasons' by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:11pm On Mar 21
Flamemignon1:

So.....?

Now you know.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Irish Prime Minister Varadkar Resigns Over 'Personal, Political Reasons' by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:46pm On Mar 20
richard870:
Integrity

He's married to a man.

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Politics / Re: Killing Unarmed Civilians Do Not Make You A Gallant Soldier But A Weakling by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:00pm On Mar 18
In a Zoo, it does.
Politics / Re: Ijaws Ntooo. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:59pm On Mar 18
Goodnewsforlife:
he’s definitely an igbo person

So what?
Politics / Re: Ijaws Ntooo. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:58pm On Mar 18
Ngozi123:


This has nothing to do with the Igbos. If you are Igbo (you might not be) then please do not get involved.

Coward talk. A free Igbo person should be able to decide to get involved or not. You don't tell us what to do. If they have brow-beaten you into cowering when you have a feeling to opine, deal with it on your own. Leave those that are still free to express themselves be.

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Politics / Re: Defence HQs releases photos, names of soldiers murdered in Okuama, Delta State by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:55pm On Mar 18
Ohraykon:
tribalist na only am you see there abi?

Yes, the only one with any value, even though an efulefu.
Politics / Re: Defence HQs releases photos, names of soldiers murdered in Okuama, Delta State by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:16pm On Mar 18
Roger3D:
Majority northerners In fact it's 12 out of 16. That's 75%.

No mind them. They left their bandits infested north and came to the south to "keep peace". Kitikpa rachaakwa ha anya dia!

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Politics / Re: Defence HQs releases photos, names of soldiers murdered in Okuama, Delta State by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:13pm On Mar 18
RIP Major Obi.

Collateral damage, but why be in the Zoo army?

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