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Religion / Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:41pm On Feb 17
LordShiva97:
Why am I just stumbling on this thread now?
Judging by the innumerable comments on salvation, god's celestial bonfire and repentance by jesus's asslickers, it's safe to conclude that the aim of this chat box has been defeated.

WTF. Chatbox has no aim
Politics / Re: Peter Obi. Please Don't Help The Zoo. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:26pm On Feb 17
I want to say a big thank you to everybody who made it possible that Obi didn't become president. He would have just extended the Zoo's life.

Now the Zoo is eating itself from inside. The end is getting nearer than expected. No Igbo man must become president!

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Politics / Re: Gen. Oladipo Diya Dies At 79 by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:25am On Mar 26, 2023
They should bury him on his knees.

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Travel / Re: Some Tips About Living In Uk by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:49pm On Mar 24, 2023
This is poverty thinking. I made that mistake. Never again.

Better to die of hunger than live like a pauper. Check my signature and change your life.

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Politics / Re: Nobody Has Summarized The Situation Of The Yoruba Nation Better Than This! by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:34pm On Mar 22, 2023
OP, where is cotonou? grin
Travel / Re: How I Missed My First Ever Flight Going From Denver To Washington DC (Pictures) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:11pm On Mar 15, 2023
Schrodinger2:
Finally Boarding!

Mumu. You for go back to chapel pray make doG tranport you to Washington himself. Pray pray nonsense.
Religion / Re: Paying For Prayer: I Went Into Debt, Trying To Secure A Miracle by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:05am On Mar 12, 2023
"I still very much believe in God," he says. "All I have to do is just be a little more careful."

Your troubles never start.
Religion / Re: What's Your Favourite Prayer Posture? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:04am On Mar 12, 2023
Prayer or sex?

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Crime / Re: Lesbian Jailed For Forcing Man To Have Sex With Her While He Was Asleep In UK by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:20pm On Mar 11, 2023
OfeAchi:
Some guys on this forum won't press charges...

I would press something else grin grin grin grin

Then go back drunk again the next week.
Travel / Re: The Hype Of These Abroad People Is Making Some Of Us Feel Less Achieved by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:59pm On Mar 09, 2023
Do rituals and see free money. grin grin grin

Africans and senselessness.

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of The Main Gods Of Igbo Land by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:47pm On Mar 07, 2023
You try but you missed a few.

Ekwensu is also a God of war.
Politics / Re: Can This Be Real?, Is It Possible? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:02pm On Mar 06, 2023
This is me and religious people.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea vs Leeds (1 - 0) On 4th March 2023 by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:10pm On Mar 04, 2023
Good. - Porter gets to stay. Hahaha.

Still 10th grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Bournemouth (3 - 2) On 4th March 2023 by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:02pm On Mar 04, 2023
All haters can go jump into river benue!

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Politics / Re: ‘Pack Your Loads And Leave Lagos’ – Tinubu Supporter Threatens Igbos by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:35am On Feb 28, 2023
Hahaha.

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Sports / Re: I'm Being Undervalued Because I'm A Nigerian- Dozy Mmuobosi Cries Over Sheffield by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:37pm On Feb 21, 2023
You never serious to buy.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia-Ukraine Live: Vladimir Putin's Combative Speech (Photos) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:35pm On Feb 21, 2023
raskymonojendor:
Lol

Are those the same media that told you Saddam had weapons of mass destruction?

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Music/Radio / Re: Janelle Monáe Ft Seun Kuti & Egypt 80 - Float (NBA Song) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:01pm On Feb 19, 2023
All you guys wey dey dream, na lesbian o.
Politics / Re: Video: Lai Mohammed Urges Nigerians Not To Vote For Tinubu by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:09pm On Feb 17, 2023
teadrake:
I'm sorry but I can't find where Lai said people shouldn't vote for Tinubu.

Watch it till the end. grin

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Leads In Redfield & Wilton Strategies Poll by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:52am On Feb 17, 2023
A very wicked poll
Religion / Re: Mozambique Pastor Dies Attempting 40-day Jesus Fast by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:00pm On Feb 16, 2023
I love evolution.
Politics / Re: Picture Of New DPO In Lagos Causes Stir On Social Media by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:57pm On Feb 08, 2023
UnfairLife7:
None of your entire lineage can lace her shoe. She is a future Inspector General of police or Assistant Inspector General of police

Bitter soul

No, we won't lace her shoes. We are not like you people.
Politics / Re: Picture Of New DPO In Lagos Causes Stir On Social Media by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:57pm On Feb 07, 2023
UnfairLife7:
Beauty and brain

You have very low standards.
Politics / Obi Is Leading ALL Presidential Polls Done So Far - Wikipedia. Photo. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:44pm On Feb 07, 2023
All of them.

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Politics / Re: Mr President, Run O! By Tunde Oladunjoye by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:26pm On Feb 05, 2023
My life was better during corruption. Bring back corruption.

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Health / Re: Female Chorister Discovered To Be A Man After Death In Port Harcourt (Photos) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:18pm On Feb 05, 2023
The little baby just be like: "which kind world I come enter now"

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Politics / Re: Germany Is Returning Over 1,000 Human Skulls They Stole From Africa! by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:27am On Feb 05, 2023
Something wey dem for sell for billions in Ogun state.

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