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Politics / Re: Until You Go Abroad,you May Not Know(opinion) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:22pm On Sep 26, 2022
AtikuOkowa:
(1)Nigeria is blessed,peaceful and developed
(2)Nigerians are gifted and smart

Not true.
Politics / Re: 2023: Why Afenifere Won’t Support Tinubu, Atiku – Adebanjo by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:20pm On Sep 26, 2022
STEWpid:
Chai

Which pipu Afenifere dey press their mumu button?

...but why are my people rallying round Obi and never said anything about Ifeanyi Okowa, despite him also being an Igbo?

So, "Nka bu nka anyi" no reach Delta Igbo?

You are well named.
Religion / Re: My Greatest Sexual Temptation As A Christian by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:25am On Sep 25, 2022
Let me tell you what the girl was thinking that morning: which kind mumu man's room did enter last night.
Travel / Re: JAPA: Man Prays On His Nigerian Passport For US & Canadian Visa (VID) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:42pm On Sep 24, 2022
What religion has done to africans.

thinking that shouting a few nonsense will make their wishes materialise like magic.

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Politics / Re: Before You Argue With Any Tinubu Supporter. Take A Look At This Picture. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:24am On Sep 23, 2022
Mynd44:
These people you just mocked form a very large number of the electorate.

As I always say, you can't insult people for 7 years then wake up to tell them to support your candidate. Hell will freeze over first

As a Biafran, I'll tell you this: If Obi wins, it won't pain us. If Obi loses, it won't pain us.

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Business / Re: First Bank Suspends International Transactions On Naira Cards From September 30 by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:35pm On Sep 21, 2022
Sixfiguresmart:



Your fellow Nigerian will be asking you where you are from. That question is the most RACIST and TRIBAL of all. Once a Nigerian asks you, "WHERE ARE YOU FROM?", do not bother continuing that conversation. He is only trying to enclose you in that category in his putrefied head.


Another Luggardian slave.
Health / Re: What Are Your Allergies? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:54pm On Sep 20, 2022
Roman7:
Person way never chop belleful dey get allergies?

Exactmentally!

All my allergies started when I became rich.
Politics / Re: Buhari In US: Is It To Avoid Queen's Funeral? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:28pm On Sep 19, 2022
He went to see Uju Anya.
Travel / Re: Man Give Thanks To God After Coming Out Alive In A Car That Somersaulted 5 Times by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:13am On Sep 19, 2022
Solanaa:



You have every right to be an atheist but pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaassssssseeeeeee Respect everyone's religion if you wish to live long.

No.
Travel / Re: Man Give Thanks To God After Coming Out Alive In A Car That Somersaulted 5 Times by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:48pm On Sep 18, 2022
God doesn't know how a car works.

Neither do Africans, apparently.

Mumu thanking mumu.

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Religion / Re: Why Is It Unforgivable To Sin Against The Holy Spirit by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:41am On Sep 18, 2022
My kind of sin.
Politics / Re: 2023: Igbos Have Abandon Biafra For One Nigeria Via Peter Obi Presidency by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:25pm On Sep 17, 2022
Never
Science/Technology / Re: Man Attempts To Fly A Locally Made Helicopter (video) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:12pm On Sep 17, 2022
Village people are real.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Fact Check: Did Queen Elizabeth II Throw Food To African Kids In Viral Video? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:02pm On Sep 17, 2022
FuckSilly:

Lol
How demented are you?

If una region dey okay, why una dey run come Lagos, Ibadan, Ogun and Kano to sell gala and lacasera for go-slow? grin

Same country.

And by the way, our region did leave but your ancestors would rather die than leave us be. Shame.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Fact Check: Did Queen Elizabeth II Throw Food To African Kids In Viral Video? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:26am On Sep 17, 2022
FuckSilly:
That SENSELESS old hag lesbian CUŃT called ujuánya is just a miserable fool.
SENSELESS born bastard fool blaming a dead queen for all her misery and frustration in life.
HYPOCRITE!

What her people are still doing to themselves till date is worse than what the colonial fuckheads did.



THEY STILL PRACTICE THE OSU-CASTE SYSTEM...


SOME OF THEM FROM THE SAME STATE CAN'T MARRY EACHOTHER...


THEY HATEFUL, ENVIOUS, GREEDY AND FULL OF SHITṢ...


VERY INTOLERANT PEOPLE, YET THEY SHOUT MARGINALIZATION ANYWHERE THEY GO TO CONSTITUTE NUISANCE.


YOU CAN HARDLY BUY A PIECE OF LAND IN THEIR REGION IF YOU'RE NOT FROM THE SAME VILLAGE.

But you'll die to be in the same country with them.
Crime / Re: Chinese Man Stabs A Girl To Death In Kano (Photos) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:23am On Sep 17, 2022
China is great country with great people.
Travel / Re: Widow, Son Cry, Beg As They Win Bid To Buy Back Their Car For 450,000 by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:27am On Sep 16, 2022
Touching story.
Politics / Re: Russia Prefers ''to Flare Gas Rather Than To Send It To EU'' - Von Der Leyen by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:01pm On Sep 15, 2022
I thought Ukraine won the war last weekend.

Have I been lied to?
Family / Re: Toddler Takes 'Demonic' Doll Everywhere She Goes, Making Other Kids Cry (photos) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:08pm On Sep 15, 2022
Bar1941:
Where is the online f*ke Pastor Righteousness when you needed him most?

The guy dey fear demon die.
Travel / Re: Alfa Ekele, Nigerian Aviation Student Dies In Plane Crash At US Airport (Photo) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:49pm On Sep 14, 2022
Stop naming your children Alfa, you no gree.
Phones / Re: Woman Dies After Her Phone Exploded While She Was Sleeping (pictures) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:27pm On Sep 12, 2022
Chaos14:
There is already a thread on this it wouldn't be fair is this gets to fp

grin grin grin

Looking for fairness on NL. Olboy you miss road o.

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Politics / Re: Queen Elizabeth’s Crown Not Her Own – Uju Anya by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:50pm On Sep 11, 2022
Afonja can never be this brave.

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Religion / Re: Pastor Lines Up Bachelors In Church, Asks Single Ladies To Select For Marriage by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:10pm On Sep 11, 2022
Just see how girls rush go occupy their boyfriends before they hear a touching story.
Education / Re: I'm Not Moved With Pressure, Threats From Western Associates. Uju Anya by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:12pm On Sep 10, 2022
Brave woman. The other British slave that wanted to follow her footsteps has already apologised and is begging for his job back. Igbos are actually a different breed of people. I am proudly Igbo and must reincarnate as Igbo.

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Politics / Re: See Castle Where Queen Elizabeth Spent A Night In Ijebu Ode 1956 (photos) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:10pm On Sep 10, 2022
Kdon2:


Story! Yet the whole world leader are paying tribute to the queen. Even Nigeria flag would be at half mast from tomorrow! Check your mentality man! That's why una no fit grow!

Are you a world leader?
Politics / Re: See Castle Where Queen Elizabeth Spent A Night In Ijebu Ode 1956 (photos) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:49pm On Sep 10, 2022
pocohantas:


I never said he owns me o, neither did I say he is doing me a favour. So easy on your freedom fighting. I said I love my boss and colleagues. I am not one of the people that hate Brits, because if the table turns and they all keep refusing to allow Nigerians into their country or give us jobs- it is your kind that would scream racism again.

So my dear, calm down on your afrocentrism. Nobody is dragging your worth with you. You have all the time and space in the world to prove it. Alas, reverse is always the case.

I see you. Prince Williams also gave these ones a job.

Politics / Re: See Castle Where Queen Elizabeth Spent A Night In Ijebu Ode 1956 (photos) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:39pm On Sep 10, 2022
pocohantas:


Liked around which world? Abeg o. My boss is a Brit. I work remotely for a firm in London. Make una no pour sand for my garri. I love my boss and colleagues. grin

So in your slave mentality, you think your boss is doing you a favour?

No mate, he's paying you because he needs you. He doesn't own you. Have some self worth, black man!
Politics / Re: Why Do The Whites Envy Blacks. Why Do They Try To Upturn Joyful Moments Of Blac by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:54pm On Sep 10, 2022
redsun:
Currently, blacks are their own worst enemies, not whites. Currently, whites are more helpful and useful to blacks than blacks to themselves.

We simply need to smell the coffee of common sense and stop assigning unwarranted blames.

Yes,they were bad,and still bad,but what exactly are we doing to save of situation other than making it worse?

Have you tried getting on your knees, shouting that our lives matter and begging to be loved like a dog?

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Politics / Re: Britain Under Queen Elizabeth Borrowed £500b From Biafra- Anonymous by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:44pm On Sep 10, 2022
This is how some black people carry this royal matter for head.

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Politics / Re: Update For Uju Anya Tweet by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:36pm On Sep 10, 2022
grin

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