Hahaha

When you visit a Zoo.

somehow:
The fear of becoming an 8th class in a strange culture/society/environment.

The experience wasn't palatable at all.

1st class - Female citizens that are not brown in color
2nd class - Children of the above citizens that are not brown in color
3rd class - Dogs and pets
4th class - Male citizens that are not brown in color (including the fathers and husbands/ex husbands of the 1st class citizens)
5th class - gay, lesbians, non binary and every other rubbish out there.
6th class - Immigrants that are not brown in color
7th class - Citizens that are brown in color
8th class - Africans of all shades of brown. (This is where majority of you will belong)

Nonsense.

Light78:



White lady: Who is this person gravitating towards me?

Man A: Hi, how're you doing?

White lady: Are you sure you are okay? Should I call the authorities on you?

Man A:. He says to himself, shaiii, I think say na so e go easy oooo...

This happened to me more in Nigeria than in Oyibo country.

Stop your nonsense. Oyibo ladies are easiest to talk to. They are very happy to conversate with you until you do something foolish.

And no, "authorities" will do nothing to you for speaking to another human. Stop believing american slave era movies.

Atiku getting desperate.

I like seeing pictures of heroes and great men.

All hail Biafra.

Roboto11:


Whom Obi always quotes.

By the way, hope your telephone was made in Nigeria.

I don't claim that which is not mine.

Roboto11:


A true miracle.

Built by the Chinese.

God1000:
This is bad move for C Ronaldo, money isn't everything, this will damage his reputation

He's already a millionaire with so many achievements to be proud of.

If I were him, I would consider quitting football now, he's already 37.

Wonderful when people who can't afford a full month's data are advising millionaires on career choices.

Hahahahahaha

Everything is fake, even the eyes!

assman

Probz:


It’s Christmas. Go out there and enjoy yourself instead of hating on your sisters and brothers from t’other side of Niger River.

Na you be sister and brother of skull miners. Ewu

Probz:


You didn’t but I’d still advise you to take a chill-pill. It’s Christmas. There’s little room for hate at this time of year so you’re better-off smoking a bit of weed, swallowing some tranquillisers, watching Tinsel and having a Christmas Eve Buck’s Fizz than trying to be deadly-tribalistic towards Igbos.

A fool?

Probz:


You might want to relax. See if anyone has any lorazepam and kush going spare for Christmas.

When did I appoint you special advisor?

Central bank hasn't printed enough of the new naira to fill the vans.

Almiron:
Maradona didn't win Copa America
Pele didn't win European titles
Ronaldo didn't win UCL
Cryuff didn't win the World Cup
Cristiano didn't win the World Cup

Messi won it all

G
O
A
T

Zidane is the real GOAT. Won it all and more.

Spirit04:
so I can't travel by bus? See how dull you people are? My guys in Germany take buses and trains. Besides even if I took flight there's no airport in my town so I will still end up in a bus.

but you are not in Germany.

Well, the moroccans thought they are better than the rest of us Africans. Europeans are just reminding them

Unity beggar. Lies from the pit of heaven.

We never spoke the nonsense from the children of the fallen demon that hit his head on Olumo rock. Satan forbid!

FG is weak.

Irfaan Ali... Sounds like a fulani herdsman's name.

loswhite:
They should pay you to build it?

No. They should pay for the brainy amongst us to learn how to do it.

72 years after so called independence, they are still paying oyibo billions to build a simple bridge.

kennyz247:


and you are still alive?
my brother there's no you without God?

is that what they told you?

and you believed them.

Naive african.

kennyz247:
I wonder y God still choose to bless this people, despite there atrocities and abuse to God

there is no God.

A party with two prostitues from different tribes.

They like snakes.

Morocco should be 2-0 up.