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PoliticsRe: To The Idiots Supporting Emefile by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:50pm On Jan 26, 2023
Madridstar:
Is obi the president of Nigeria,
Is obi making decisions for Buhari
Was it obi that appointed the cbn governor.
They cap rubbish.
The urchins they are calling you people fit una.
APC are the ruling party, you are calling obi, your brain need to be check. Try and change your loud plug.
You go soon enter street. They mad for obi matter.
Leave the afonja coward. The way they fear north eh. He can't say kpim against Buhari.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 2) On 22nd January 2023 by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:25pm On Jan 22, 2023
This is better than sex.
PoliticsPeter Obi On Sky News UK. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 2:10pm On Jan 20, 2023
PoliticsRe: Bala Blu In Full Pictures (photos) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:12am On Jan 18, 2023
Chelsea don suffer. grin
PoliticsRe: Why Are You Killing Christians In Nigeria?: Buhari Recalls Meeting With Trump by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:05am On Jan 18, 2023
Yeye. So in his mind he convinced Trump. He thinks Americans are as stupid as Zoogerians.
PoliticsRe: Obono-Obla: Peter Obi Is Not Eligible To Contest Presidential Election Under LP by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:58pm On Jan 14, 2023
Tareq1105:
Liar like his Obi boss. 30 April 2022 Obi was in Abeokuta with Doyin Okupe to address PDP delegates.
So you agree with me then?
PoliticsRe: Obono-Obla: Peter Obi Is Not Eligible To Contest Presidential Election Under LP by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:30pm On Jan 14, 2023
His argument falls flat.

Obi was a memember of a political party on 30 April 2022
FamilyRe: Upgrading Your Woman, A Threat Or A Fortune? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:30pm On Jan 10, 2023
Why this nonsense made FP is one of the wonders of the internet.
CrimeRe: Bandits Slaughter 12 Officers Of Nigeria Security And Civil Defence Corps NSCDC by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:58pm On Jan 10, 2023
grin grin grin grin grin grin
TravelRe: My Worst Xmas Experience Ever. A Case Of Uk by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:04pm On Jan 03, 2023
op na uk jjc. give it a few years.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Brentford vs Liverpool (3 - 1) On 2nd January 2023 by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:21pm On Jan 02, 2023
Hendrixky:
Goal

We can do this liverpool
Do what? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Brentford vs Liverpool (3 - 1) On 2nd January 2023 by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:14pm On Jan 02, 2023
Finally!!!! cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Brentford vs Liverpool (3 - 1) On 2nd January 2023 by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:51pm On Jan 02, 2023
Hahaha
PoliticsRe: Reactions As Germany Minister Visited Borno With Her Private Security Personnel by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:21am On Dec 30, 2022
When you visit a Zoo.
TravelRe: What Scares You The Most About Relocating Abroad? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:18pm On Dec 28, 2022
somehow:
The fear of becoming an 8th class in a strange culture/society/environment.

The experience wasn't palatable at all.

1st class - Female citizens that are not brown in color
2nd class - Children of the above citizens that are not brown in color
3rd class - Dogs and pets
4th class - Male citizens that are not brown in color (including the fathers and husbands/ex husbands of the 1st class citizens)
5th class - gay, lesbians, non binary and every other rubbish out there.
6th class - Immigrants that are not brown in color
7th class - Citizens that are brown in color
8th class - Africans of all shades of brown. (This is where majority of you will belong)
Nonsense.
TravelRe: What Scares You The Most About Relocating Abroad? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:14pm On Dec 28, 2022
Light78:
White lady: Who is this person gravitating towards me?

Man A: Hi, how're you doing?

White lady: Are you sure you are okay? Should I call the authorities on you?

Man A:. He says to himself, shaiii, I think say na so e go easy oooo...
This happened to me more in Nigeria than in Oyibo country.

Stop your nonsense. Oyibo ladies are easiest to talk to. They are very happy to conversate with you until you do something foolish.

And no, "authorities" will do nothing to you for speaking to another human. Stop believing american slave era movies.
PoliticsRe: Obi Supporters Kick As ‘atiku/obi’ Campaign Posters Emerge In Bauchi by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:46pm On Dec 27, 2022
Atiku getting desperate. cheesy
PoliticsRe: Former Nigerian Soldier Joins ESN Terrorist PHOTOS by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:39pm On Dec 27, 2022
I like seeing pictures of heroes and great men.

All hail Biafra.
PoliticsRe: Anambra To Close 486 Centres Of Exam Magic by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:03pm On Dec 27, 2022
Roboto11:
Whom Obi always quotes.

By the way, hope your telephone was made in Nigeria.
I don't claim that which is not mine.
PoliticsRe: Anambra To Close 486 Centres Of Exam Magic by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:59am On Dec 27, 2022
Roboto11:
A true miracle.
Built by the Chinese.
SportsRe: Transfer: C. Ronaldo To Undergo Medicals Ahead Of $75Million-A-Year Move (Photo) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:53pm On Dec 26, 2022
God1000:
This is bad move for C Ronaldo, money isn't everything, this will damage his reputation

He's already a millionaire with so many achievements to be proud of.

If I were him, I would consider quitting football now, he's already 37.
Wonderful when people who can't afford a full month's data are advising millionaires on career choices. grin
PoliticsRe: Moment Stage Breaks And Kwankwaso Had A Great Fall (Video) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:13pm On Dec 26, 2022
Hahahahahaha
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Shines In Her Christmas Photos by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:18pm On Dec 25, 2022
Everything is fake, even the eyes!
RomanceRe: I Am Not Turned On By Women's Boobs, Is Anyone Having Similar Problem? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:51pm On Dec 25, 2022
assman
CultureRe: Yorubas And Igbos Once Spoke The SAME Language - Evidence by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:03am On Dec 25, 2022
Probz:
It’s Christmas. Go out there and enjoy yourself instead of hating on your sisters and brothers from t’other side of Niger River.
Na you be sister and brother of skull miners. Ewu
CultureRe: Yorubas And Igbos Once Spoke The SAME Language - Evidence by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:39pm On Dec 24, 2022
Probz:
You didn’t but I’d still advise you to take a chill-pill. It’s Christmas. There’s little room for hate at this time of year so you’re better-off smoking a bit of weed, swallowing some tranquillisers, watching Tinsel and having a Christmas Eve Buck’s Fizz than trying to be deadly-tribalistic towards Igbos.
A fool?
CultureRe: Yorubas And Igbos Once Spoke The SAME Language - Evidence by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:09am On Dec 24, 2022
Probz:
You might want to relax. See if anyone has any lorazepam and kush going spare for Christmas.
When did I appoint you special advisor?
PoliticsRe: How Much Can Fill Up Two Bullion Vans? (Pic) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:51pm On Dec 20, 2022
Central bank hasn't printed enough of the new naira to fill the vans.
SportsRe: Messi's Reaction After Winning His First Ever World Cup by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:32pm On Dec 19, 2022
Almiron:
Maradona didn't win Copa America
Pele didn't win European titles
Ronaldo didn't win UCL
Cryuff didn't win the World Cup
Cristiano didn't win the World Cup

Messi won it all

G
O
A
T
Zidane is the real GOAT. Won it all and more.
PoliticsRe: I Feel Bad After Humiliating An 'obidient' Driver by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:27pm On Dec 18, 2022
Spirit04:
so I can't travel by bus? See how dull you people are? My guys in Germany take buses and trains. Besides even if I took flight there's no airport in my town so I will still end up in a bus.
but you are not in Germany.

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