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Health › Re: 911: Two Weeks Menstruation Period! by alienYOUTH(m): 4:11am On Aug 31, 2010

Are u on birth control? My wife started having d same issues when she got d implant, very irregular and long.

Phones › Re: Help On How To Transfer Credit by alienYOUTH(m): 1:00am On Aug 13, 2010

tayo_ast:
ole!!!

Bros u dey vex o grin

!!!

@ poster, u self s'ppose explain urself well make we knw if u be ole true true!!! LMAO grin

Celebrities › Re: Fantasia Barrino Hospitalized For Overdose by alienYOUTH(m): 2:39am On Aug 11, 2010

Isn't this d same chick dat had a movie made about her & she was all "Churchy" n stuff huh

Celebrities › Re: Why Is Hilary Hotter Than Chelsea? by alienYOUTH(m): 1:18am On Aug 02, 2010

Chei, see how Bill don lean!!! undecided

Travel › Re: Us Virgin Islands: Untapped And Beautiful by alienYOUTH(m): 1:15am On Jul 31, 2010

Awesome, Culd u like locate it on a map or somethin?

Celebrities › Re: Megan Fox & Meagan Good Black & White Twins by alienYOUTH(m): 12:26am On Jul 27, 2010

Talkin 'bout Black and White twins, i always thot Jake gyllenhaal and Omarion looked a lot alike.
Is it just me?

Celebrities › Re: Why Are Girls Obsessed With Justin Bieber by alienYOUTH(m): 3:07am On Jul 24, 2010

U gotta admit, he's cute too.

Travel › Re: Where Is Dakibiyu Located In Abuja by alienYOUTH(m): 2:33am On Jul 24, 2010

Wow, @labiyemmy. What version of mapsource is this, mine isn't this detailed. How can i get this one?

Family › Re: Beware Of Single Ladies by alienYOUTH(m): 2:11am On Jul 24, 2010

Mauricemoh:
Married men and bachelors should be very careful nowadays because of the way some ladies now lure them into committing fornication and adultery. Some ladies are desperado they don't mind whether you are married or engaged they are out there to achieve their aim and objective, they are ready to send many housewife packing and running helter skelter for their husband. They have developed many strategies to achieve this. Some of their game plans are

Immoral Dressing: Now are days in some offices, institutions and places of work some ladies now dressed in such a sexy way that you wonder whether they are doing body advert or bosom/buttock fashion:, they wear crazy dress that download and exposed their attracted body parts. And as a man if you are not careful you will be carried away that you will not know when you will start behaving like a baby crying to suck mummy bosom; you will be aiming serious relationship with this lady just to make sure you bang on her and reach the promise land. The lady on her part is willing to give you her body in exchange for money or material things. This is so common in the corporate industries especially in the servicing industry where some ladies now flirt about with different men to achieve their target and some of them end up expired for marriage or remain a single mother for life. There is high rate of unmarried ladies in this corporate industries.

This shld be moved to d jokes section. LMAO
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Computers › Re: What Isp Provides The Cheapest Monthly Tariff Plan For Browing The Internet by alienYOUTH(m): 12:14am On Jul 22, 2010

pikinchild:
AM STARTING OUT IN BUSINESS AND I WOULD WANT ADVICE ON WHAT MODEM TO GET AND WHICH ISP WOULD
GIVE ME THE CHEAPEST TARIFF

I WOULD WANT AN 8AM-8PM PLAN THAT WONT COST ME MORE THAN N2,500 A MONTH
ANY ONE WIT ADVICE?
THANKS

IMPOSSICANT!!!

Like earlier suggested,

- get a universal modem

- If u r d nocturnal type like me and u do most of ur heavy work (research & downloads ) @ nite, get d MTN N2500-3gb night plan, its d cheapest available.

- U culd also get d Zain N1000-100mb plan for d daytime to check/send mails & other light stuff.

- Else, u go for those ne'er-do-well free browsing scams flying about, i still havent found one that works.

Starcomms, Multilinks, etc r ripoffs in my opinion.

Romance › Re: Me And My Girlfriend And Her Sister by alienYOUTH(m): 12:02am On Jul 22, 2010

Omolola1:
were u not d one that posted a thread about your girlfriend's sista calling you and she was jealous! anyway, this now shows why she is jealous!

you can switch over to her sista if you want family curses placed on you

ROTFLMAO!!! grin

@ Poster, depends on if ur feelings r being reciprocated by d lil' sis; or u jst imaginin stuff. Anywayz, nuthin wrong with moving over 2 d lil' sis; since u aint slept wit d older one, IMHO!!!

Food › Re: Smoked Foods Can Cause Tongue Cancer — Expert by alienYOUTH(m): 12:40am On Jul 21, 2010

Lets eat and make merry; for 2mrw, WE DIE!!!

Life's too short for unnecessary rules. angry

Technology Market › Re: We Can Generate Live Unique 1000 Phone Numbers Everyday For Business Promotion by alienYOUTH(m): 11:42pm On Jul 18, 2010

Oh, now i knw how my phone gets spammed ridiculously. angry

Education › Re: Fun Books For Pre-primary & Primary Children by alienYOUTH(m): 11:03pm On Jul 16, 2010

Was expecting a website not an email address. Pls let me knw wat u hav in store.

Family › Re: Contraceptive Method by alienYOUTH(m): 10:26am On Jul 01, 2010

sophy09:
How many years or months will the implant be in the body?

Depends; they have difft ones, i knw of d 3yrs and 5yrs!

Family › Re: Contraceptive Method by alienYOUTH(m): 3:45am On Jul 01, 2010

1ne:
@alienYOUTH
That's the implant. I've got it currently but will soon be due to be taken out. Where exactly did you get yours?

I reside in Abuja and there is a family health clinic that stock piled d stuff, so my wife and i were referred there from our hospital. If live in Abuja too i culd possibly direct u there.

sophy09:
Does the implant have side effects and is it the doctor that will be implanting it or self.

Yeah, it's d doc/nurse that implants d stuff. It comes with an "Inserter" or somethin; like i said, it's about d size of a toothpick and they shoot it up d underside of ur arm, near d armpit.

Side effects might include weight gain, rashes on d arm, and irregular periods, the doc will let u knw most of dat stuff.

Just research your available options. At least i prefer d implant to an IUD, not after i heard dat some thread will be sticking out of my wife. huh

Technology Market › Re: Few Months Old Dell Inspiron 1525 Laptop 4 Just N50k by alienYOUTH(m): 2:57am On Jun 30, 2010

I'm interested, Location, Pictures huh

Christianity Etc › Re: Another Loss For Creationism In The American Courts by alienYOUTH(m): 2:32am On Jun 30, 2010

i'm gonna try my best to address the issue at hand and not the personalities involved, also, everyone is entitled to their own opinions but a little common sense ought to prevail beyond the crazed search for facts where the obvious glares us in the face.

To understand the movement of planetary body bodies, one has to understand the movement of particles of the atomic nature, likewise to understand Creation, u just have to look at the basic actions of man.

To claim that our existence in this realm emanates from random occurrences in time, and not intelligent design, is a great insult.

Bringing this evolution thingy down to earth , its like claiming, according to the "Infinite monkey theorem", that "Given enough time, a hypothetical chimpanzee typing at random would, as part of its output, almost surely produce all of Shakespeare's plays". This statement even simplifies the situation because the Chimpanzee and Computer would need time to evolve in the first place. You honestly do not need proof to know the answer to that.

My previous post advanced the thought that the Cellphone, Computer, and Airplane did not just evolve out of nothingness, they were deliberately fashioned out of the creativity and intelligence of man. These objects now further Evolved through time to what we have today, mind you not randomly, but still with the input of the Creators. This brings to the fore that Evolution is an offshoot of Creation.

Likewise on the grand and more complex scale, the world and all the complexities involved could not possibly have just "Happened" without intelligent input, it cant even continue to exist without sustained intelligence.

The evolution theory, i believe, is a very lazy and selfish thought process attributing existence to chance; we all know there is no meaningful reaction without a deliberate action, Creationism/Intelligent design is more proactive and accommodating approach to life. The mere fact the creator hasn't come out to defend his position does not debunk His existence.

The Evolutionist could just as well sit around while the next iphone evolves into their hands.

Health › Re: Death by alienYOUTH(m): 10:41pm On Jun 27, 2010

^^^ LOL!!! Especially 419's like u (ur post count reads 419), kidding tho!!! grin

Romance › Re: My Man Cum Easily Why? by alienYOUTH(m): 1:07am On Jun 27, 2010

Chill out babe, we just conversating; u attacked first y'knw, besides u shld be willing 2 learn from life & not sit in ur own corner all d time.

It's no rubbish, but truth. Lovemaking within d confines of marriage is way better than d casual stuff; especially if d love still exists; i'm aint talking 'bout plastic/forced marriage.

Romance › Re: My Man Cum Easily Why? by alienYOUTH(m): 12:52am On Jun 27, 2010

^^^

Yeah, especially to someone who doesnt really like men and sx in the first place. tongue

Romance › Re: My Man Cum Easily Why? by alienYOUTH(m): 12:38am On Jun 27, 2010

Oh, if he wont/doesnt care, pls disregard my earlier advice and leave d punk. The effort has 2 be mutual for u want success, besides u wont rly/fully enjoy lovemaking if u aint married 2 d guy.

Properties › Re: 3 B/r + Bq In The Cool And Serene Reserve Of Life Camp, Abuja. by alienYOUTH(m): 12:06am On Jun 27, 2010

Benniewank:
Pristine and Beautiful, we offer these spacious 3 Bedroom service flats (2 Nos) built by Julius Berger in the cool and serene reserve of Life camp for lease @ N4.5m x 1yr (All inclusive).

No offense but i think Nairalanders cant afford such, the national assembly is ur best bet.

Christianity Etc › Re: Another Loss For Creationism In The American Courts by alienYOUTH(m): 11:48pm On Jun 26, 2010

It doesnt make sense that these creationist guys r trying 2 "PROVE" creation. Faith is something u accept w/o question, not prove it.

Besides, anyone who thinks the world "evolved" after a big bang has some incredible imagination cos its easier to believe the universe was created, than reason d alternative.

If life evolved on earth, the same would have happened on Mercury or Pluto. Like i always say, aliens do not necessarily have to be anthropoid, they might as well breath nitrogen or thrive in extreme heat/fire; in fact d same way our kind of lifeform cannot thrive on Mercury because of d heat, a being on Mercury would find our environment hostile.

Even on earth, there r creatures that survive in d extreme depths of the sea where d pressure and absence of light would prove hostile for humans and most creatures. Even in volcanic areas of extreme heat, scientists have found thriving lifeforms. IF LIFE CAN EXIST IN SUCH SITUATIONS, THEY WOULD HAVE EVOLVED ON OTHER PLANETS OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM OR BEYOND!!!

The Airplane, Cellphone and Computer didnt evolve, they were created; much less more complex beings like Man and Beasts.

Tudór:
LOL. . . .i'm quite sure they'll blame the mythical devil for this loss. . .

No offense, but u must be an atheist right!?!

Romance › Re: My Man Cum Easily Why? by alienYOUTH(m): 11:20pm On Jun 26, 2010

Ok angel, i'm gonna give a few tips on how u can help ur man cos i think u love him that's why u r genuinely bothered, i hope!!!

- I'm sure most times he's d one doing d active work (meaning he's mostly on top), it's not easy 2 be do "d work" and at d same time try not come prematurely. U do d work this time and let him lie down while u be d one on top; this way u can control d rhythm, depth of penetration, etc and enjoy urself while he thinks of garbage or some other stuff to keep his mind off d pleasure.

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Angel4luv:
The worse is that when the stuff is gettin to an heavenly feeling level, he comes. I am not enjoying it and i need a solution.

I'm also sure dat "when the stuff is gettin to an heavenly feeling level" you moan and groan and possibly scream. No offence here but pls keep ur mouth shut grin

, all d moaning and groaning gets him super excited and facilitates the premature coming. Either u consciously keep ur groanings to urself or bite down on d pillow or something.

- pre-intimacy is essential, but too much of it might not be good for ur guy. Dont work him up too much b4 d main act, also let him work on u more with his hands and tongue b4 penetration so u r way ahead of him in d "heavenly feeling level".

- Lastly, do it more often, even if u both dont feel like it. Long periods btw love making can build tension & make ur guy come easily, especially if he's commited to u and he doesn't mess around. I also wonder how many rounds he can go, he doesnt have to bounce back after every five minutes, but generally "coming" delay improves with more rounds.

All d best!!!

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