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IUD or IUC

There is Mirena here in the states and it slowly releases medicine. It can stay in for 5 years. There is another IUD that stays in for 10 years and does not have any medicine whatsoever. Forgot the name now

Nope, it ain't an intra-uterine stuff, u insert it in d skin under fleshy part ur arm and it releases hormones till its expiry period. Got it here in 9ja, and it's very cheap, less than N2000.

sophy09:
That is the problem, they all happen to have side effects expect condom

Condom has its own side effects, loss of intimacy; its my wife here rmbr, not some hooker! Besides, she say's she'd bttr hump a Love Machine if using a condom is d only option.

Thnx!!! Made a small inclusion error there, uncheck "Prompt for phone number" too so it wont pop up anytime it disconnects, it'll just reconnect without asking u questions.

All the contraceptive methods have their advantages and side effects.

My wife HATES d condom and I've told her i'd gladly have a vasectomy but she fears future "performance" issues; so she uses that flexible arm insertion stuff that's about d size of a toothpick (i've forgotten d name) and it's s'pposed 2 last 3 yrs. the major side effects she has are slight weight gain, irregular period and some rashes on d arms.

Like has been said earlier, ask ur Doc and research the available local options.

Yeah, mine does d same sometimes, dont knw if it's majorly a network or modem thingy.

I usually overcome it by going to "Network Connections" on my pc, rt click "MTN 3G" and under "Properties" and the "Options" tab, uncheck all d boxes except "Prompt for phone number" and "Redial if line is dropped". u can fill in 5 in "Redial attempts" field. NB: i use Win XP, others might differ.

So the computer automatically reconnects if the modem disconnects. Always connect using, "Network Connections" , rt click "MTN 3G" and "Connect", (i.e. minimize the MTN interface when it pops up) cos d MTN interface always resets these settings to the default b4 u changed them.

Hope this at least makesd problem less annoying

Looks like a blond air-head, reminds me of Paris Hilton!!!

Hi guys,

Pls i need advice on a phone for my wife. This might sound out of place, but the catch is that we have 2 boys (2 & 4yrs) who practically turn all they touch to dust.

i presently use a communicator and E63, both these phones are permenently levitated beyond d reach of these boys, but my wife isn't as cautious as i am and she ends up leaving her phones to the merciless mercy of these kids. She's due a more befitting phone now but i'm scared of spending money on something that'll eventually be DESTROYED b4 it's out of d package.

Pls advice on a trendy, durable, and inexpensive phone i can get that will put me out of this dilemma.

*Hopefull*

A very coherent and comprehensive post by SKYROCKER  

Anyone deriding the whole curse thingy is definitely an ATHEIST or doesn't take God seriously , cos it's not possible to believe in GOD and not believe in EVIL; both are not mutually exclusive.

I currently use d MTN night version (10pm - 5am) @ N2500, in my opinion, it's d most affordable of them all and it works fine (for nuctornal folks like me). The only limitation i see is d 3gb data limit which is ok for most folks, unless u r a Pirate downloading Movies and large audio files.

Don't think he was refering 2 anyone in particular, maybe d wack emcees in d system e.g. Tony Tetuila (IMHO)

Funny this topic shld come up cos this phenomenon has bn plaguing me for sometime now.

i snore like california on fire , my wife comments tho but luckily she's d type that falls asleep as soon as her head hits d bunk; on d other hand it usually takes sometime b4 i catch dat comet 2 dreamland. What intrigues me is dat i'm not "fat" and i dont drink/smoke so i wonder why i snore (tho my mum snores so maybe it's hereditary)

I believe when it comes 2 couples, there just has 2 b a compromise somewhere, i dont usually sleep well when i'm in d same room wit my wife cos i'm always cautious of snoring, besides, my wife likes d hard bed, i prefer d soft one so i mostly sleep wit d kids where i can snore up a storm and they wont even comprehend wassup.

Maybe there culd be some home remedy for us here in 9ja that wuld work aight, as for d garlic, i believe dat solutn is worse than d problem.

Ok, i'm gonna accept defeat; but i aint gonna watch d Vid (scared maybe). Damn, still cant imagine stuff like this happens in d world,  _{*mutters on incoherently*}

Good topic, but honestly guys i've tried the "religion" of Saving but it doesn't work for me. i prefer Spending wisely.

I've notice dat d very monies u stash away for d rainy day will eventually be used up when an Hurricane comes along. When i stopped "saving" and startd spending wisely was when i found an improvement in my savings acct.

By spending wisely, i mean
* Spend wit ur head, not ur instincts!
* Chill-out (take it easy) wit d clubbing and girls
* Eat-out less (no more shawarma, pizza & stuff)
* Forget effizzi, if getting a car/good things of life becomes a liability instead of an asset, forget-bout-it.
* Give, wisely!!!

I culd go on & on but d wise folks shld hav gotten my drift by now, it all boils down to d individual knowing his/her priorities and sticking to them.

I've watched my savings acct grow astronomically since i started watching my Spendings instead of focusing on my Savings.

^^^^^^Google Ardi Rizal. Some people think with their mouth as opposed to their brain.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2987307/First-shocking-pictures-of-smoking-toddler-Ardi-Rizal.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1281538/Smoking-year-old-Ardi-Rizal-40-cigarettes-day.html

PS I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

Quit d hating bro, d mere fact it's on d net/newspapers dont mean it's 4 real; use ur own head now, a two year old smoking?!?

I might believe if he had a drinking problem, but smoking requires coordination. U obviously dont smoke,

Besides, i dont care if he lives in d Kalahari desert, no civilization will condone this kinda nonsense; the parents would have been locked up long time.

No offense gurl, but are you suffering from glaucoma?

With all due repect, she def'tly is suffering from some form of focus impairment LOL!!!

Girl, there's nutin spectacuLIAR 'bout d guy!!!

:DThis is a joke, it defn'tly cant be real. the kid can barely feed himself, let alone hold a cigarrette and inhale/exhale smoke with d req'd coordination.

Baa, go find another story 2 tell!!!

The poll dint include d option "WTF!!!"

This is outright *GROSS* . The tennis court now doubles as a strip joint now-a-days! *tsk! tsk!!*

About time!!! 'was already getting frustrated wit all d text messages inundating me from all corners. These guys r cons & shld be put in their place.

Aimoye Aje, Aimoye Osho!

If u want 2 be taken seriously, pls post Pictures, location, and price. These r worth a thousand words; besides it'll be good 2 knw if it;s a Toyota or Toyata u r sellin.

@Bumpkin, met a couple of peeps who listen 2 rock in d subtle form, but no Metalheads/Hardcore guys. Bn in Nigeria all my life and my roommates in sch believed i was nuts with all d head banging and primal screams. My wife still doesn't agree wit my choice of music.

Always wanted 2 come up with a rock band, but apart from d problem of few followers; i dont knw how 2 play any instruments and dont hav a great voice either *Hopeless*

Oh well, maybe i'll come around 2 dat l8r in life, but for now i gotta make money 2 feed ma crew!!!

B4 i get castrated , i wuld quickly add that there are exceptions to this phenomenon, both ways!!!

I'm a big fan of Demon Hunter. Plus others like As I Lay Dying, Red, Killswitch Engage, any metal fans out here? Holla

Bros, u rock. Metalhead for Lyfe!!!

AILD and KSE r d metal gods, clean lyrics, wicked strings, bloodied drums.

Have u checked out these chick-fronted bands:

- Walls of Jericho
- Straight Line Stitch
- Bloodlined Caligraphy

I promise u wont be dissapointed.

Also d frontman of AILD came up wit a side-project, Australian Death Machine; it's an Arnold Schwarzenneger parody, funny but brutal.

Norma Jean and The Chariot are just mad guys, check em out if u haven't.

^^ Link worked for me.

@ poster,

I've come to realize dat "fine boys" end up marrying "ugly not too spectacular" chicks because d fine chicks have got nuthing upstairs to offer beyond their booty God-given talents.

Trust me, we guys r hormone driven. U culd as well dress like a Nun/Eleha, we wuld still want a piece of dat a**.

Thank God u still "whole", pls try t' keep it dat way; no guy is worth it in d end, beside, @ ur age u rly hav'nt gottn d full grasp of wat love is about beyond romance novels and chick flicks, (i mean no disrespect).

Besides, once d hymen goes, u'll 4ever be seeking somethin 2 fill d hole left inside u (i mean this both literally and methaphorically); in d end u wuld have set up a vicious circle that wuld eventually leave u feeling worthless and worse of.

I cannot vote for IBB 2011

Guys, I'm tryin 2 start something on a small business scale and i need advice on which of these financial institutions i should use as my banker.

I'm trying to tap from the wealth of experience of pple on this forum and i would love to knw which bank i can trust to handle my affairs and not rob me of my hard earned dough in form of bank charges and what not.

I started somethin with Diamond Bank earlier, but they were robbing me blind, any suggestions