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[quote author=Organicist95 post=89445977][/quote]Just an opinion he-goat!

It's sounds impressive but this will likely help the virus to spread and infect innocent people, they have to understand that there are people (including children) who visit such hospitals for other ailments; Typhoid, Malaria, etc during this period....especially if the medical personnel in these hospitals will be assisting in the treatment management of the isolated patients in one way or the other.

It's not wise to have covid-19 patients in all your hospitals...normal people with other medical issues will be scared to walk into such hospitals for treatment.

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ABROAD HUSBAND...
It is almost that time of the year again when all our brothers return home from "the abroad". Soon, they will come from all parts of the world- America, Europe, The Philippines, Malaysia, South Africa and even Sudan- to celebrate Christmas.
It doesn't matter where they come from, they will come with a black American accent. Even the ones that came from Sudan will come with pounds and dollars. Because the default currency for "the abroad" people is dollars. Abroad person that is spraying Cedis, is that one abroad person?
They will come to the village, and they will be at every ceremony spraying dollars and pounds. They will wear their starched laces and their original gold chains. I don't care the authentic quality of the chain, but as long as it is from 'the abroad', it is original. They will bag chieftancy titles that ends with "Ego".
They are the real MVPs. The Mr Steal-your-chic-and-convert-them-to-wife. They are always single looking for a wife at home. Yes, they are notcirculate, they come back home to marry.
You have a boyfriend who is just a civil servant. Fresh young man who is just starting life. You think you love him until your mother tells you about Emeka, the "abroad guy" that just landed in town. She reminds you about how you both used to be really close friends before he left to 'the abroad' when you were just 3 months old. Mama tells you he wants to marry you. You take a look at Emeka and you see the glory of the Lord shining around him. You admire his British-American accent and his fresh money. You think about your boyfriend- mtchew, "who young man with Dreams" epp? You suddenly start hearing the voice of the Lord telling you that Emeka the abroad guy is the right one for you. You suddenly realize that at 23 you are no longer getting any younger and you can't wait for a graduate who is just starting life.
Emeka spoils you while he is in the village. You both keep in touch as he leaves for "the abroad". You don't see him again but you still talk on phone. You are now both engaged and you are happy, you are dating a guy in Indonesia with an American accent.
Two years pass, you've seen Emeka only once. Because body no be wood, you have a side boo in your town who lubricates the engine when the oga is not around. But you are still engaged. You are getting impatient. You were 23 two years ago but now you are 35, or you feel 35. You nag, whine, write three different please-hide-my-Identity messages to "Dear Amanda" and "Dear Joro". Sacrifice 2 goats as burnt offering to the Fadalurd above. After some months, your prayer is answered. He fixes a wedding date but cannot attend the wedding because of work. So you just do the wedding with his enlarged picture anyway. That picture he was wearing a suit, that one. That's the one you kiss when it's time to "kiss the bride".
After three months, no Emeka. You realize you are now a western union wife. Another series of Dear Amanda/dear Joro messages, burnt offerings and pastor visits, God finally touches Emeka's heart to come home. He comes home for a few months to get you pregnant and go back. When he goes back, the real Lord - not my "Fadalurd" - decides to remember you this time and release you from your misery. You somehow realize that Emeka has two beautiful children with his abroad wife of 10 years now. Your eyes will now clear.
You finally wake up, after 300 posts cursing Emeka and other men specifically, you decide to join the Association of Online Feminists of Nigeria. Dear sister, Kolewerk. You are not. a feminist, you are just an aggrieved mega idiot who hates men, and that is not feminism. Receive sense inthe name of the lord!
Christmas is coming, if you like, follow abroad husband and go.........

Pretty empty skull! I hope she passed NECO...

Please include a price tag or, at least a phone number...this post is almost useless!

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It's a miss!

Everone is paranoid...no fuel, no electricity...you come they ask person if she dey smoke...in this hot weather?

Animals!

Bros, please what's the milage on this BMW?

She looks irresponsible...and of course, unsure of herself! Dino Melaye's made in Nigeria wife!

Fashion 101: Kcee, you don't ever wear a Pocket Square, and a Lapel Rose on a blazer at the same time.....it's like wearing suspenders and a belt together!

A farmer saw a plane full of politicians crash near his farm. When the police arrived, they asked the farmer what happened.
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Farmer: They crashed near my farm and I buried all of them.
One of the police men asked with shock; "are you sure they were all dead"?
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Farmer: Some of them were screaming, "we are still alive".
But I couldn't believe them.
You know, these politicians. They can lie!

If you cannot find dollars to buy, blame BUHARI and not GEJ or falling price of crude. Government must stop being impediments to business and progress. If I send dollars to my brother or to "emm emmm", please allow Western union give them their dollars that I sweated to get and not change it to naira at a price that is not reflective of the true value.

People abroad cannot work good or mumu jobs, send the dollars home and one bank gives them 197 naira, only to pass back and give the dollars to Aboki to sell at 260. Buhari and his economic policy are stealing from Onome, Bayo and Chibuzor to pay Musa and Abubakar. (hausa-FUlani no dey hustle for snow. I never meet even one. If them dey, them few)

At least the last government stepped out of the way for people abroad to help their loved ones. To think one Musa, in collusion with government and a bank will make a profit of above sixty naira on every dollar those in diaspora send home is just robbery.

LET PEOPLE COLLECT THE DOLLARS THEIR LOVED ONE SENDS THEM. BIKO. DO NOT HELP THEM CHANGE IT BIKO. DOLLARS IS INTERNATIONAL. IT IS ONLY IN THIS ADMINISTRATION AND NIGERIA THAT GOVERNMENT IS DIPPING HANDS IN OUR POCKET, ALL THE WAY FROM ABUJA, TO ROB US OF 60 BUCKS PER DOLLAR IN THIS COLD WEATHER.

Stop stealing from us Buhari. COMOT FOR ROAD!!!

My brother, I saw this earlier today .....good luck!


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If you live in Lagos, you have nothing to worry about....Opel spare parts full town!

If both of you are not yet married, then you're on your way to becoming "second-in-command"

All you side-chicks/runz girls/oloshos, and house maids disturbing happy marriages....GO AND DIE RIGHT AWAY!!

Rapsainot:
Since my younger days , I have known tinubu to be hated by 70% of yorubas.. I now heard he his now our FAV ..... oh gosh
we Yorubas need serious orientation , Nothing good can come out of tinubu

You're probably a Yoruba from Benin Republic....you're on your own o!

It's cute....if i were you, I would want to keep it too, but be careful, don't invite some deadly viruses into your home. These "guys" do carry some deadly stuff around. It's not really safe when you pick all these creatures out of nowhere and take them straight into the house.

agarawu23:
I said it before, you use big cars and big phones doesn't 'tag' you rich. empty barrel makes a hell of noise.

small phone with billions of naira control.

This are people who knows the value of their money and how to maintain it. You can't see them driving Lamborghini and that's why they will forever remain rich

Don't get it wrong bro! These guys use the best gadgets money can buy...from Lamborghini, to private jets and private Islands with a Yatch on stand-by...don't be deceived!

This doesn't make any sense at all...too childish, who pushed this to the front page? The person should be banned!

If you stress tokunbo engine, the thing go do over-heating for sure! Why your husband no go get hot temper? When half of your boobs is hanging outside, and your make-up is like that of a teenage girl looking for boyfriend....Most of these girls want to be a married woman and still you want go clubbing every weekend, you want to remain married and yet you can't do without showing your cleavage ...all these young girls should grow up first of all before marrying. There's no perfect marriage anywhere o, if you can't withstand the stress and the responsibilities of marriage, it's better to remain single, or go and find oyinbo man to marry.

For the love of 2014 Range Rover Sport, blings, and vacation, girls don dey take hustling go another level o!

Were is Julius Agwu! Madam Genevieve is just an average dresser by the way...

It can only happen in Nigeria!

Landlord no de force anybody rent house o for Lagos o....look around, and "ask questions" before you rent a place....What do you expect from a 500 room apartments when the tenants are not rats! Some people are too dumb, an agent who has never lived in a house will be telling you that the house "is well ventilated" and water is running 24/7, some will even tell you that "the Landlord will put-on the generator for you at night"....meanwhile agent don collect him percentage don waka. Who go suffer am?

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