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Nonsense ! Which men?

Chief, please kindly leave a contact details, I would like to buy a few Polo shirts please...cheers!

Not too bad for an isolated vocal....!

NASA has confirmed that the Earth will experience 6 days of almost complete darkness and will happen from the dates Tuesday the 16 – Monday the 22 in December. The world will remain, during these three days, without sunlight due to a solar storm, which will cause dust and space debris to become plentiful and thus, block 90% sunlight. This is the head of NASA Charles Bolden who made the announcement and asked everyone to remain calm. This will be the product of a solar storm, the largest in the last 250 years for a period of 216 hours total. Reporters interviewed a few people to hear what they had to say about the situation with Michael Hearns responding “We gonna be purgin my n*gga, six days of darkness means six days of turnin up fam”. Despite the six days of darkness soon to come, officials say that the earth will not experience any major problems, since six days of darkness is nowhere near enough to cause major damage to anything. “We will solely rely on artificial light for the six days, which is not a problem at all”, says NASA scientist Earl Godoy.

Oil price will plummet as low as $40 per barrel, or even lower...it will happen! A dollar is just 172 naira, we never see anything o! It's just sad that this is happening at a time when our leaders are busy "hustling" for political posts. For those who are smart, this is the best time to cut down on wasteful spendings and start saving the little you can. The 'Pilots' of the 'Nigerian vessel' do not have the capacity to save the situation...or, are they even willing to do so at all?

In my opinion...Indians are animals! Indians are dirty! Indians are corrupt! Indian men are rapists!

With 5m + budget you shouldn't even be be thinking of buying a tokunbo car for your wife for that matter, what's the guarrantee that the SUV wouldn't develope a fault within a year with all the complaints you have already. There are quite a number of nice crossover SUVs you can buy for your woman with 5m; a kia sportage for a example is not too bad.
Als o, if you're spending that much on a used car,it's always safe to see and inspect physically, or have someone very reliable and trustworthy do that for you. Americans are hustlers, same as the person that deliverd a 5m+ SUV to your house, knowing fully well that some important gadgets in the vehicle are not functioning properly...no intergrity...that's people for you!

Koko master f**ked up BIG TIME..it's a foolish move for D banj to do this during a public performance, highly disappointing, and at the same time very disgusting, and disrespectful to himself and his esteemed fans...and as well as his future wife. I used to see him as very classy person, but men...but for him to stoop so low with one cheap girl on stage, I'm beginning to see him from a different perspective now.

mrtidy: why is she so lean.... end time things

HIV tinz !

Duchaello: @mumu lishuren na you get post? how e take pain you? mind you i fit break your head o,Don't get hot next time you hear? MONKEY!

You're just a silly kid!

lirusehn: donno woru say buh its ma ist in history i see a thread i like. Bruv God bless. Nice write up.

Great mind you have...thanks!

Medusa is a FICTION...

Born again must not use roll-on
Born again shouldn't do manicure
Born again must not drink alchohol
Born again should not bla bla bla..

Please spare us!

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:

1. ’Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both…!! If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we

1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really

1. You have enough clothes

1. You have too many shoes

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don’t mind that, it’s like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can – to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can – to give them an education!

Nice one!

Life is not a bed of roses...nobody can live a perfect life, esppecially in Africa, you're faced with challeges evryday. We'll always have one regret or the other not only at the end of ones life, but throughout life. The human spirit is never satisfied!

However, the issues listed above is worth pondering over...nice one!

Life is not a bed of roses...nobody can live a perfect life, esppecially in Africa, you're faced with challeges evryday. We'll always have one regret or the other not only at the end of ones life, but throughout life. The human sppirit is never satisfied!

However, the issues listed above is worth pondering over...nice one!

Your type of music may reflect your personality, but not how intelligent you are. Personally, I see Lil' Wayne as a genius, same as 2pac! Our best rappers here in Nigeria are still way far behind, in comparison to beats and lyrics these guys produced several years back.

This shoe go injure person for inside danfo o!

killuminati: If to say na church dem attack now, awon oloshi go don dey type rubish out of hatred. RIP to the innocent dead!

You're surely "not ok" at all! Please take your drugs as soon as possoble...and "get well soon bro"

terrykarl: Have you thot of the many other lives who have been adversely affected by the plane crash? Those that have banked on this burial to reap fortune. The seller of Aso ebi, the caterers, those offering rental services, the undertakers are directly affected as they were in the plane, the thieving government officials who were put in charge of funds and preparations for the state burial, what about the pimps who would have flooded the town by wkend to offer their own services to randy men.what about the church were the burial service was to hold,the VIcars there too were waiting to get their cut from the numerous VIPs guest, All don enter voice mail now. Bad market I tell you.

But all the well fried cow meat may not enter voice mail o!

ping2ping: You said the car is manual drive with cruise control?

I doubt how possible that is

Many people don't know the meaning of "cruise control". The steering wheel is bare! He advertised 550k....and he later said 650k net.

ping2ping: You said the car is manual drive with cruise control?

I doubt how possible that is

Many peopple don't know the meaning of "cruise control". The steering wheel is bare! He advertised 550k....and he later said 650k net.

He was a thief...! One of the worst Governor we ever had in Ondo State. He was a Federal Minister, a Deputy Governor, and later a Governor...the state was at a stand-still during his tenure.

What a shame...slumped and died at 65 with all the millions in his account.

He wears a gold neck-chain and uses lip gloss to every official outing in the state back then, he might be a brilliant fellow, but definitely not a disciplined person. He was a flirt...

Too bad for him!

johnstar: Bt sumtims I hardly remebr my dream, wat is d cause

You don't remember because you don't usually have terrible dream (nightmare) quite a lot of people don't remember their dreams..or only remember vaguely, especially when you sleep soundly.

ighoosagie: ,one discovery leads 2 d abolition of another, breakthrough in HIV wud mk condoms go extinction and increases birth rate.



I smell end time over population

I like.
Your brain is in top form!

A nice move, and observation by the FRSC.
For "Young Shall grow" customer...please be cautious!

rigormortis: someones congo has been unshined for a long time

lekkie073: People saying dangote became rich thru govt-backed monopoly status should have their brains examined. Which product is being monopolised by dangote? Is it cement which dangote cement came after the likes of burham, elephant etc or pastries?

You're an old skool and out of touch...go to bed bro!

solomon111: The people talking about monopoly don't know what they are saying.
Which sensible govt will support chronic importers which most Nigerians are,at the expense of an indigenous manufacturer that creates jobs?
Bill gates also enjoyed monopoly,which is why he is the richest in the world.

Oga abeg stop comparing Bill Gates to Dangote...Bill Gates did not enjoy monopoly, rather, he enjoyed the "Patent Rights" for his creative genius... which is the exclusive rights granted by a sovereign state to an inventor. Please don't compare someone making noddles and cement to the Microsoft giant.