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Celebrities / Re: My Miscarriage Is Old News - Uche Jumbo by ALKARULEZ615(m): 11:07am On Dec 13, 2014
Emisco1:
oboy first to comment ds nairaland app da hot fr sambisa..d boko service swt die
first?
Education / Re: Occupy Nsukka: UNN Post-graduate Students Protest Hike In Fees [photos] by ALKARULEZ615(m): 10:57am On Dec 13, 2014
kado:
.......
Yes oooo.... So inspiring
Education / Re: Occupy Nsukka: UNN Post-graduate Students Protest Hike In Fees [photos] by ALKARULEZ615(m): 10:57am On Dec 13, 2014
yurme:
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Amen oooo
Celebrities / Re: Dabota Lawson Shows Off Her Range Rover Bought By Her Billionaire Boo by ALKARULEZ615(m): 7:25am On Dec 13, 2014
THINGS WE DO FOR MONeY

Itz all about the paper.......

Gurlz be lyk "Money isn't everything" iffah hear undecided

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram: Army Uncovers Plot To Invade Five States by ALKARULEZ615(m): 6:49am On Dec 13, 2014
priscaoge:



Lol cheesy cheesy cheesy No Dear I won't grin
tanx ma love. Hope u'r in good fettle?
Politics / Re: Boko Haram: Army Uncovers Plot To Invade Five States by ALKARULEZ615(m): 6:42am On Dec 13, 2014
priscaoge:


shocked shocked shocked I yaf die cheesy cheesy
u won't..... Yhu aint gona leave me alone in dis wicked world....are u?
Romance / Re: If A Lady Asked You To Write An Essay On Why She Should Date You, Would You? by ALKARULEZ615(m): 6:40am On Dec 13, 2014
Unto wetin na

Who she help?
Politics / Re: Boko Haram: Army Uncovers Plot To Invade Five States by ALKARULEZ615(m): 6:20am On Dec 13, 2014
emiliagrau68:
ᴍʏ ᴄᴏ-ᴡᴏʀᴋᴇʀ's ʜᴀʟғ-sɪsᴛᴇʀ ᴍᴀᴋᴇs $82 ʜᴏᴜʀʟʏ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴜᴛᴇʀ . Sʜᴇ ʜᴀs ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ғᴏʀ 5 ᴍᴏɴᴛʜs ʙᴜᴛ ʟᴀsᴛ ᴍᴏɴᴛʜ ʜᴇʀ ᴘᴀʏᴄʜᴇᴄᴋ ᴡᴀs $13905 ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴡᴏʀᴋɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴜᴛᴇʀ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ғᴇᴡ ʜᴏᴜʀs. Vɪsɪᴛ Wᴇʙsɪᴛᴇ............................... w­w­w.W­o­r­k4hour.C­o­­m
Been there
Done dah

Conclusion: Fraud Alert!
Politics / Re: Boko Haram: Army Uncovers Plot To Invade Five States by ALKARULEZ615(m): 5:57am On Dec 13, 2014
priscaoge:



Awwww thanks Dear!!!
uwc ma luv cheesy
Education / Re: Delta State University, Abraka 2014/2015 Admissions by ALKARULEZ615(m): 5:47am On Dec 13, 2014
Akposy:

Dat was d easiest 4 me
u na baba na
Education / Re: Delta State University, Abraka 2014/2015 Admissions by ALKARULEZ615(m): 5:46am On Dec 13, 2014
Morkavictor:
bros no reason am o,GST 102 hard small
Logic, Philosophy and Human Existence....d tin hard small sha....especially the last 4 chapters
Education / Re: Delta State University, Abraka 2014/2015 Admissions by ALKARULEZ615(m): 10:23pm On Dec 12, 2014
Morkavictor:
me na #10 but i go GST class sha
lol bros. U be loyal boss b dat na
Education / Re: Delta State University, Abraka 2014/2015 Admissions by ALKARULEZ615(m): 12:47am On Dec 12, 2014
TYPES OF FRESHERS YOU MEET ON CAMPUS

1. THE JJCs
Every little thing amazes them (the buildings, crowd, car etc). You begin to wonder if it is their first time of leaving their home.

2. THE AJEBOs
They flaunt their wealth on campus and remind you who their father is at every slight opportunity. They display their phones, take people out for a treat regularly to impress. Majority of the people in this category got the money via extortion from their parents.

3. THE GURUS
First to ask and answer questions in the class, suggests taking their mates tutorials and depends on the past glory from their secondary school. If you fall in this category, just pray you don’t meet some silent and low key gurus in your class that will outshine you if you don’t work hard.

4. THE WOMANIZERS
The only thing they think of is how to get the opposite sex. The guys desperately want to date every girl on campus, maybe because of the freedom and access they enjoy.

5. THE SOCIALITES
They want to be everywhere, associate with everybody on campus. You find them in all parties, fellowships, community days and they even forget their main motive of coming to the university.

6. THE POLITICIANS
Few weeks after registration, they start vying for posts. They contest for the class/course rep as if they are the Buhari of the campus.

7. THE HISTORIANS
Some will always tell you about their family, previous school etc. The most annoying ones are those that always refer to their age and the number of times they sat for UTME. Like who cares?!!!

8. THE OVERSABIs
They claim to know everything going on in the school already as if they have spent 7 years in the school. They try to put people through the registration, they know the names of all the lecturers but you later discover they themselves are naive.

9. THE PREACHERS
After resumption, theirs is to win as many souls as possible. The funny thing is that some of them are hypocrites.

10. THE EXPERIENCED FRESHERS
These ones gained admission through Pre-Degree. They don't usually attend GST classes cos they feel they know how things roll on campus. They would be like "abegi no time, we go read am for house...na we get am"
Romance / Re: Oya! Ladies What Are The Weird Things You Find Attractive In Men? by ALKARULEZ615(m): 11:25pm On Dec 11, 2014
ireneony:
I like when they cry if they want to release lipsrsealed
so u'r not a virgin shocked

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Romance / Re: 10 Things You Should NEVER Say To Your Lover by ALKARULEZ615(m): 11:19pm On Dec 11, 2014
Make enough money and say anything

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Romance / Re: Nairaland Guys With Pink Lips by ALKARULEZ615(m): 11:11pm On Dec 11, 2014
OP's IQ is below average

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Romance / Re: How Do I Get Over An Ex? by ALKARULEZ615(m): 10:41pm On Dec 11, 2014
Naavah:
Spreads mat
*spits on mat*

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Politics / Re: 13 Year Old Female Suicide Bomber Arrested In Kano by ALKARULEZ615(m): 10:06pm On Dec 11, 2014
Cmediagroup:
Catch them all
and young too
Politics / Re: 13 Year Old Female Suicide Bomber Arrested In Kano by ALKARULEZ615(m): 10:06pm On Dec 11, 2014
simplemach:
Chai
Dre's Gwuord ooo
Politics / Re: 13 Year Old Female Suicide Bomber Arrested In Kano by ALKARULEZ615(m): 10:04pm On Dec 11, 2014
sommyblaze:
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touching story. Keep it up!
Celebrities / Re: Funny Naija Pics (part2) by ALKARULEZ615(m): 11:55pm On Dec 10, 2014
Meanwhile.......

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram: Over 20 Specialized Bomb Detective Dogs Deployed To North East by ALKARULEZ615(m): 9:40pm On Dec 10, 2014
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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Goes For Early Morning Prayer At Mountain Of Fire (PIC) by ALKARULEZ615(m): 8:42pm On Dec 10, 2014
Ok..ma stat to dance sekem because she go church

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Travel / Re: Breathtaking Pictures Of Abuja. by ALKARULEZ615(m): 8:39pm On Dec 10, 2014
sanali:

Gej is workin, dude u got to be crazy
X
Itz glaring u lack home training
Food / Re: Fruits You Hate! by ALKARULEZ615(m): 6:47pm On Dec 10, 2014
RaeMystix:

I do miss that stuff
me too
Romance / Re: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by ALKARULEZ615(m): 4:07pm On Dec 10, 2014
merit12:
no na blue film


Are u. Black?
I thot as much

I'm Purple
Celebrities / Re: Born Again Tonto Dikeh Goes For Early Morning Prayer At Mountain Of Fire Church by ALKARULEZ615(m): 4:04pm On Dec 10, 2014
Mo come dey dance shoki? undecided
Romance / Re: 10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love by ALKARULEZ615(m): 4:01pm On Dec 10, 2014
merit12:


No comment


I will have to observe my bf again to notice dis silly behaviours


Nd come back to tell you how silly he behaves maybe


I was here @2pm

Watching d op with my 3d glasses
u get BF? undecided
Travel / Re: Breathtaking Pictures Of Abuja. by ALKARULEZ615(m): 3:55pm On Dec 10, 2014
GEJ till 2019

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Forum Games / Re: How Many Cats Are There?? by ALKARULEZ615(m): 3:54pm On Dec 10, 2014
EroticAngelina:
yes?
how iz mum?

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