₦airaland Forum

EroticAngelina:
5 cats. the rest are mirror reflections.

MrCork:
....ok, accordin to official reports, 96% of the population are always angry....not because they can't find moiney but becuz communication & understanding chicks. The truth is there is no point loookin depress like Tiger juss cuz u can't communicate and understand chicks but luckity today, this s**** muss stop. I will giv y'all some inside tips to help understand all chicks globally so yor life's can improve yor relationships:


step 1: It doesn't matter what u say..it matters how she feels: trusss me, u tell a chick she is beaurifull or sexxxxy doesn't mean anything if u don't support it wit moiney or brazillian wig.....BUT...u tell her she looks light skin...TRUSS ME....she will fall in love wit u. Remember...avery woman wants to loook like or close to beyansi ( gerrrrit?)


Step 2: She is more afraid of rejection than you: according to another report, homebase guys find it normal to get rejected which is why most would rather hang with there pillow case instead of havin confidence to approach a chick. So pliss remeber, a woman's desire is to be desired (hope this make since)

Step 3: Name - Plis get rid of those yor traditional names that sound like farmer..serrriously....how do u expext females to take u serrrious or understand u when u have traditional names like ogururugogo?.. W.T.F?....chicks appreciate nice english names they can relates toylike james, mr cork, Harry, Hercules,trey or Ricky (gerrrit? )

Step 4: Emotions - learn to talk or use wot we call softly softly appproach when talkin to chicks. After the conversation, give them a hug & then say: *take care babes* ..This makes u stand out from the crowd and makes u come across like a Londoner...99% of u people never been to London but that's how we do it here in London and chicks appreciate us berrra (understand? )

Step 5: Money: Stop thinking about money all the time coz it makes u age quickly...serrriously....how on earth do u expect chicks to take u serrrrrious when at age of 18years old...u hav white hair loookin like stone age mechanic? (does it make sense?)

....Hopefully...peoples lifes will once again improve after readin this great thread....any question?

busky101:
nigga go trace ur ancestral Lineage see if one of ur ancestors serve Ifa or amadioha

MizMyColi:
Bros, you for wait her for another thread nahh.

Matters like this are better resolved if the protagonists are assured that their identities are intact. You get?

Morkavictor:
I hear say anoda batch don show

pearlove:
yes

acada111:
Full blooded Deltan chic, here o. Urhobo and Isoko by tribe. I really want to make friends with my fellow Deltans o. I'm based in Warri at the moment.
Biko, if you are mature minded, shift come my side na. Smallies, I no fit act una drama o...Abeg stay away
One luv y'all

GoGod:
Tnx so much. I have a guy dt I ve bn datin for d past three nd half years, ds guy shows me affection nd love bt he s a cheat, I ve bn coping wt his cheating life for d past 3 years until one day dt I went to his place nd I saw his chatting wt an ex gf dt d gal shld come to his place arnd 10 dt s an hour after I would ve gone bk to my school, When I saw d chatting I kept quiet nd left as planned by 9: 30, bt decided to just go to a friend and stayed there for a while, I did as planned, nd I called my bf after den to tell him I'm still at d park bt he ddnt pick up his call I waited for like 3hrs bt he didn't pick up so I went to his place only to found out dt d babe is still there, so I went bk to my friends place, he now called me arnd 6pm to tell me dt he saw my missed calls I now told him dat I m still arnd... We settled d matter bfre I went bk to school d following day.

Pabloairmar:
fine oh...na u me dea look up to na

farano:

simplemach:
See money talking.may God embarrass me with my own money. I will help the poor o

Medunah:
Humour me, pls??

stinggy:
Seems we won't read anything again apart from this OBJ's book

Usman212s:
he is from sambisa.
SAI BUHARI

dhammyg:
PROUDLY NIGERIAN

dhammyg:
SIR

dhammyg:
AND WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSE TO MEANNA WA FOR SPACE BOOKERS O!!!!!

tenzino:
This is why we flog some people in Jamaica. Next time be 100% sure.