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Disturbed by incessant attacks around Shinkafi in Zamfara State, especially targeting travellers plying the road linking Gusau to Sabon Birni, in Sokoto State, a fresh emissary has been dispatched to meet with the bandits’ warlord, Turji. In early November, Turji had turned back a delegation from Shinkafi, who reportedly went to him to appeal for peace. A resident of Shinkafi, Alhaji Ali Mamman, said there had been incessant attacks on the major road since the airstrike, which killed parents and other family members of Turji’s associate, Dan Bokkolo. Daily Trust had reported how the military bombarded bandits’ hideouts in the North West. The attacks have been on for days, with a resident telling Daily Trust that the gunmen were carrying out sometimes up to three attacks daily. He said residents of the area however felt relieved after deployment of more troops on Monday. Daily Trust learnt that the delegation left Shinkafi Monday afternoon for the rendezvous. The outcome of their mission is, however, unknown as of the time of filing this report. “Among the delegation are people from Halilu’s camp. It appears Halilu is now amenable to dialogue and seems to be working with some officials to bring around others to pipe down,” said a security source in Gusau. https://dailytrust.com/fresh-emissary-visits-bandits-warlord-turji |
Noah Banjo 8 December 2021 The Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, has urged the British government to remove Nigeria and other countries from its red list. There has been outrage over the inclusion of Nigeria, South Africa and other African countries on the United Kingdom’s red list over the Omicron variant of the COVID-19 virus. In a series of tweets on Tuesday, the Archbishop said the UK should avoid ‘travel apartheid’, echoing the words of the Nigerian High Commissioner to the UK, Ambassador Sarafa Isola. He wrote, “With Omicron set to become the dominant variant in the UK, I appeal to the British government to remove Nigeria and South Africa from the red list – together with all other countries currently on it. “We must find fair and effective approaches for those who are vaccinated and tested to enter the UK. I agree with the Nigerian High Commissioner to the UK – we cannot have ‘travel apartheid’.” Welby also stated that it was morally wrong to punish countries that are transparent with their discoveries regarding COVID-19. He, however, canvassed for vaccine equity and condemned the hoarding of doses urging for cooperation to get vaccines to countries that need it the most. “It is also morally wrong – and self-defeating – effectively to punish other nations for being transparent when they discover new Covid variants, as Archbishop of Cape Town (Thabo Makgoba) has said. “The only route out of this pandemic is vaccine equity. We must end vaccine nationalism and stockpiling. We must get vaccines distributed in countries that need them the most. The choice is vaccine nationalism or human solidarity,” the Archbishop added. https://punchng.com/remove-nigeria-others-from-red-list-archbishop-of-canterbury-tells-uk-govt/?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1638957804-1 |
This one has been so successful at lying to herself that she now believes she can lie to the world NovesaTillie: |
You're right because Allah "Satan We Trust" (SWT) will always be in the last position ![]() ajumma: |
Your fake news has made the front page ![]() Godons1: |
Allah is in my toilet I have challenged him several times, but he always runs away from me!ajumma: |
SKULLastica! Gotze1: |
You mean news that was reported on Arewa.com is fake news? [img]https://images./4zRsi9Q3jhGbOSb43WLjBy.jpg[/img] Godons1: |
Please do you have screen shot of that thread? I like using such information to confront BMC idiots. esnbrutality: |
It's always entertaining to see how wretched and filthy those followers of the child rapist prophet are. I enjoy watching them butcher themselves like animals. Aufbauh: |
I know this man! I used to see him with this girl and he told me it was his daughter! He comes from Niger Republic and his name is Muhammad Abdullah! |
That is an Igbo proverb from Chinua Achebe's Things Fall Apart ![]() Is allah now stealing ideas from Chinua Achebe in the same way that he plagiarized from the Bible? ajumma: |
You mean, allah will stop punishing these people and punish me instead? [img]https://images./6DP6ZgEMb028wE072RVeCQ.jpg[/img] [img]https://images./2UtVCKhOLLtK4aNlPaVnmo.png[/img] ajumma: |
The Nigerian Correctional Service (NCoS) in Plateau has arrested 21 inmates who escaped from the Jos custodial centre when gunmen attacked the facility. The spokesperson for the command, Geoffrey Longdiem, disclosed on Tuesday, adding that two escapees were brought back to the custodial centre by their mother. “As of today, we have recaptured 21 of the inmates who escaped during the last attack at our custodial centre in Jos,” Mr Longdiem said. Gunmen invaded the custodial centre on November 28, killed a personnel of the NCoS and nine inmates, while 252 inmates escaped during the invasion. Deputy Controller General of NCoS in charge of Operations, Mohammed Tukur, blamed the attack on the paucity of modern equipment and other gadgets. Mr Longdiem said that the service was, in collaboration with other security agencies, working assiduously to arrest the remaining inmates (NAN) https://gazettengr.com/jos-jailbreak-mother-returns-two-escapees-to-custodial-centre/?utm_source=ReviveOldPost&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=ReviveOldPost |
Hmm, Pastor. This table you are shaking..... ![]() |
The Interim Administrator of the Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC), Pastor Effiong Akwa, has proffered that school certificate holders should be excluded from aspiring to any political office from 2023, noting that the business of managing the nation “is not for nonentities”. Akwa, who was the keynote speaker at the ongoing Nigerian Union of Journalists (NUJ), Akwa Ibom state council press week in Uyo, the state capital, said it was time for Nigeria to be liberated from the stranglehold of inexperienced and barely educated people as the 2023 crucial elections’ year beckons. According to him, in the ongoing electoral reforms, “those with school certificates from 1970, should be exempted from the politics of 2023”, querying: “For God sake, what does a school certificate holder know about budget?” “Anybody aspiring for political offices in 2023 should have a minimum of BSC or its equivalent, except for those who already had it before 1970. There is need to up the standard because there is no need for somebody who doesn’t even understand the budget and the process to be allowed to hold any political office. “I have come across several graduates in my office who can’t even express themselves, not to talk of people with ordinary school certificate”, he stated and blamed the flawed electoral process for throwing up those he described as charlatans into circular political system. Urging those tinkering on the electoral process to ensure the entrenchment of an open process of selecting candidates during party primaries, Akwa impressed it on the lawmakers to stand their ground for the bill to be passed into law. For Nigeria to get out of its present socio-economic quagmire, the NDDC chief pointed that that only people with deep knowledge could drive the country along the path of recovery from 2023. According to him, merit and not zoning should be the major deciding factor in electing quality political leaders to steer the country out of the wood and urged the media to lead the advocacy campaigns towards the attainment of a seamless electoral system. He noted that zoning would only produce leaders with a clannish mentality who would continue to subject the country under the vice grip of nepotism, ethnicity and other personal sentiments that breed insecurity and corruption. He, therefore, charged the reforms Committee to strengthen institutions of the law to be independent, do away with all pre-election matters as well as de-emphasise the allure of money politics and vote-buying. https://tribuneonlineng.com/2023-bar-school-certificate-holders-from-politics-nddc-boss-tasks-nass/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter |
Passengers of a plane in Nepal had to get out and push the aircraft off the runway after one its tyres burst, the Daily Mail of UK reported. Passengers on the 19-seater plane were filmed guiding the Tara Air plane to safety after it became stuck on the runway at Bajura Airport in Kolti last week. Airport officials also rushed to help the pilot as planes circled overhead waiting for the traffic to clear so they could land. The De Havilland Canada DHC-6-300 Twin Otter plane was coming in to land when it had a tyre burst. The pilot managed to touch down safely but the airport had no infrastructure to drag the plane off the runway, meaning the aircraft was stranded and causing a traffic jam. However, kind-hearted passengers were quick to react, pushing the plane off the landing strip as planes circled overhead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tL1RSirvUA https://tribuneonlineng.com/photosvideo-moment-passengers-came-out-to-push-plane-on-runway-after-tyre-burst/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter |
Just stop following me around like a lost dog looking for its owner, and stop sending me nude pictures. It is disgusting and cheap. And I'm not into cheap and disgusting women. My taste in women is too refined and elevated to accommodate your type. Iyaebe: |
I'm sorry but I can't reciprocate your unhealthy obsession with me. Nairalanders please prevail on this desperate hippopotamus to stop mailing me topless photos. The last one she sent nearly made me vomit after I saw her ugly stretch marks and the horizontal lines on her face. Iyaebe: |
I don't associate with low IQ, low breed, perditissimi which may be a reason for the gulf in intellect and class between us. A word of advice: Kindly keep your stupidity to yourself and stay off my mentions in the future or I won't be blamed for whatever befalls you. Iyaebe: |
He is a fool and a liar just like his supporters BigBashiru: |
What will you do? seunmsg: |
Lantana Isiyaku, who was allegedly brutalised by former defunct Special Anti Robbery Squad (SARS) officers, has accused Inspector Bidas of forcing her to strip naked while brutalising her. SaharaReporters had reported how the divorce-seeking housewife, Isiyaku, was allegedly brutalised by two operatives who were with the defunct SARS in Adamawa State. [img]https://images./7IeFgtypXACMKKh1ANdOd3.jpg[/img] Isiyaku, 25, was allegedly manhandled by Inspector Bidas and one other officer, yet to be identified, on the instruction of her husband, Umar Ibrahim. SaharaReporters had reported that Isiyaku had filed for a divorce over alleged maltreatment, physical abuse and lack of care at an Area Court in Mayo-Inne, in the Mayo-Belwa Local Government Area. In the suit, Isiyaku prayed the court to terminate her marriage to Ibrahim, who was also married to two other women. However, Ibrahim who opposed the suit, accused the judge of having a romantic relationship with his wife; consequently, the judge recused himself and the case was transferred to another judge, who delivered a judgment in his (Ibrahim) favour. The court ruled and ordered the estranged wife (Isiyaku), who was living with her parents to return to her matrimonial home. She, however, appealed the judgment at the Sharia Appeal Court in Yola, seeking the court's order to refund the bride price paid on her. Irked by her moves, her husband, Ibrahim was said to have sought the services of a brutal police inspector (Bidas), to teach her a bitter lesson, according to her lawyer, Abubakar Kolone. Kolone further alleged that "she was arrested by Inspector Bidas, tortured, slapped, kicked and left with swollen hand(s)." "She was also detained illegally," he added. The spokesperson for the state police command, DSP Suleiman Nguroje, confirmed the incident, saying, "The case is being investigated at Zone 3 Command". Isiyaku later on Monday told SaharaReporters how she was assaulted. She said, "Inspector Bidas forced me to remove my clothes, slapped me twice and kicked me with his boot, which made me lose my balance and fall on the floor. "He hit me several times with a stick, on my back and my right hand, trying to force me to confess. "He insisted I must tell him who is sponsoring my litigation before the court." Isiyaku said she was brutalised in the presence of her estranged husband, Umar Ibrahim at the police headquarters in Yola, the state capital. She was illegally locked up and later released after being detained for over 8 hours. http://saharareporters.com/2021/12/06/update-divorce-seeking-housewife-brutalised-policemen-working-husband-narrates-how-she |
Precious Chikwendu said that Fani-Kayode does not like Igbos working in his house because the former minister believes “Igbos are rude.”https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2021/12/06/why-ffk-hates-igbos-precious-chikwendu-video/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter
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Text of Press Briefing by the Hon Minister of Information and Culture, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, on the decision by Britain to put Nigeria on its Red List over Covid-19….in Abuja on Monday, Dec. 6 2021 [b]Good morning gentlemen.https://gazettengr.com/britain-banned-nigeria-for-being-black-poor-buhari-regime-will-retaliate-lai-mohammed/?utm_source=ReviveOldPost&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=ReviveOldPost
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Some beneficiaries of the Npower scheme on Monday morning protested at the Public Service Institute, Kubwa, Abuja, Nigeria’s capital, over unpaid allowances. The protesters are demanding payment of their outstanding three months' stipend and feeding allowances owed by the management of the scheme. Each beneficiary of the scheme is paid N42,000 feeding allowance per month and N10,000 stipend for the same period. According to one of the protesters, Micheal Bright, who spoke with SaharaReporters, they have yet to be paid their feeding allowance for December – a situation he says has left many of them hungry and sick. He said, “We are being treated as slaves here. It is like the government brought us from different states to this camp in Abuja to starve us to death. “We have been enduring hunger since we got to this place, we cannot take it anymore and that is why we protested today. Something urgent has to be done.” SaharaReporters learnt that activities at the institute were paralysed on Monday as a result of the demonstration by the aggrieved Npower beneficiaries. Though an official, who later addressed them promised that their allowances will be paid before the end of this week, the protesters vowed to shun lecture rooms at the institute until the matter was resolved. Beneficiaries of Npower’s Batch C (Stream 1) from states in the North-Central region of Nigeria are camped at the Public Service Institute in Kubwa. The present set resumed at the camp on November 3 and are expected to vacate on December 20. However, no communication on what will happen next after that date had been relayed to the beneficiaries, SaharaReporters gathered. The Npower scheme is under the supervision of the Ministry of Humanitarian Affairs and Disaster Management. Since its creation by President Muhammadu Buhari in June 2016 to address youth unemployment and help increase social development in the country, the scheme has been dogged by many scandals and has failed to live up to its billing. http://saharareporters.com/2021/12/06/breaking-npower-beneficiaries-protest-abuja-over-unpaid-allowances |
Some of the Boko Haram terrorists that surrendered their arms may rejoin the terrorist group if the Nigerian government continues to fail in its promises, Irish Times report. A former Boko Haram insurgent, Mohammed disclosed this, stressing that education, shelter and employment are main benefits the government offered them to desert the deadly group. Mohammed narrated how his child found a leaflet on the ground, and because he (Mohammed) is illiterate, who could not read it, he pocketed the piece of paper, only showing it to a friend in the dead of night. The 42-year-old commander said the terrorists, like him, were being encouraged by the President Muhammadu Buhari government to surrender, and that the Nigerian authorities would not kill them, but would give them a place to live and training that could help them start a small business. He further revealed that he was tired of a life of violence, and convinced dozens of others to defect with him, swearing on the Quran that they would all be safe. His wife was one of the hardest to persuade. “Even if I get killed, my children will not get killed,” he told her. Eventually, 41 people escaped together. In the 15 months since, the same path has been followed by thousands of other so-called “repentant” Boko Haram fighters. Irish Times said in Maiduguri, the capital of Borno State which is the besieged northeast Nigerian city known as the birthplace of the Islamic terrorist group, Mohammed was exhausted and with teary eyes. He narrated in the dusk that insurgents have blown up power lines and the city has had no electricity for almost a year. Over the last few weeks, ten of Mohammed’s group of escapees have left again for the bush, prepared to rejoin the militant group they had sworn to break from forever. Their reasoning, he said, was that the Nigerian government is forcing displaced people out of the camps that have been a fixture of Maiduguri, leaving them struggling to survive and take care of dependents. Roughly 200,000 people out of northeast Nigeria’s estimated two million displaced – as well what Mohammed said are about 200 former Boko Haram fighters – have been instructed to leave by the end of the year. Many civilians said the regions they fled over more than a decade of war are no longer safe for them, and they are frightened they will be abducted or press-ganged into joining militants. For Mohammed, the closure of the camps – where he lived with his mother, two wives and 14 children – is a sign that the authorities cannot be trusted. “I don’t like to kill people but because of the fake promises of the government I want to go back,” he said. A spokesperson for the governor who ordered the camps emptied denied former fighters were living in them and said, “I really do not know what is really special about [the] accommodation issue. I think the most important worry for the repentant was . . . safety after surrender.” Like many others who have surrendered, Mohammed disclosed he initially joined the insurgents because of “a lack of employment”. Boko Haram fighters hired him to buy goods for them, paying “good money." Becoming a member meant his family would be provided for. But when he got away he was “so happy”, he says. Boko Haram – which has killed tens of thousands of Nigerians and once controlled territory the size of Belgium – is now split into factions, the most powerful of which is the Islamic State’s West Africa Province (ISWAP). ISWAP is aligned with the so-called Islamic State and was involved in the May 2021 death of Abubakar Shekau, the leader of the other major faction to which Mohammed belonged. Two years after its territorial defeat in Syria, IS continues to retain influence in pockets across Africa, where poverty, corruption, a sense of injustice and a lack of functioning government institutions can make it easy to recruit. Last year’s Global Terrorism Index found that seven of the 10 countries with the largest increase in terrorism globally were in sub-Saharan Africa, while IS-affiliated groups are becoming “especially prominent”. This week, Uganda launched air strikes and sent troops into neighbouring Democratic Republic of Congo to hunt down the Allied Democratic Forces (ADF), a group that the US, among others, say is IS affiliated. Uganda’s military response came after four people were killed and 33 injured in twin suicide bombings in the capital city Kampala on November 16th, which police said was carried out by a domestic group linked to the ADF. Islamic State claimed responsibility. Another bomb killed one woman at a roadside restaurant on October 23rd, while several people were injured on October 25th by a suicide bombing on a bus. Local tallies say the ADF has killed roughly 6,000 Congolese civilians over the past eight years. The ADF’s forces include child soldiers. Last month, the United Nations Children’s Fund (UNICEF) said 21,000 children have been recruited and used by armed forces in west and central Africa since 2016, making it the region recording the highest numbers in the world. As IS collapsed elsewhere, weapons and other forms of support flowed into Africa. Former Boko Haram fighters describe regular communication between IS leaders in the Middle East and those in Nigeria, and recall foreigners from Libya, Iraq and Pakistan visiting their camps. Boko Haram’s name roughly translates as “western education is forbidden”. The group is infamous for its attacks on schools, including the April 2016 abduction of hundreds of schoolgirls from Chibok, which sparked the global social media campaign #BringBackOurGirls. Since his defection, which involved participation in a government-led deradicalisation programme, Mohammed said his children are finally getting an education – the main reason he is hesitant to rejoin the insurgency. “It’s one of the factors that will stop me from going back, because my children are going to school and they like it.” http://saharareporters.com/2021/12/06/how-repentant-boko-haram-fighters-are-rejoining-terrorist-group-over-failed-promises |
Dem dey tell you use condom you no wan hear. See Wetin you don do yasef. Apsis: |
Cut would imply that an instrument like a knife or cutlass was used, while yank would indicate that the unfoturnate preek was pulled by hand. Very basic, very simple. Except to illiterates and semi illiterates. Haakeem: |


