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PoliticsRe: Akeredolu Urges Chicken Consumption As Southwest Spends ₦2.5bn On Beef Daily by AllahIsSatan: 5:11pm On Jan 09, 2022
Don't you know how Fulanus punish rebellious slaves?

DubaiLandLord:
I'm with Arakunrin on this
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of The Girls Supplied To Bandits For Sex In Kaduna Forest by AllahIsSatan: 5:07pm On Jan 09, 2022
Are you allowed to insult your masters like this?

DubaiLandLord:
They are ugly

Konji no b good thing

The bandits had no choice but to tear them like that... The Bandits had no choice to choose

Women dey try for money sha, those fulani guys dey get crazy manpower herbs

See the kin hijabs dem dey put on, but still dey do olosho... Tufiakwa!!
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of The Girls Supplied To Bandits For Sex In Kaduna Forest by AllahIsSatan: 5:07pm On Jan 09, 2022
This is exactly what Muhammad the prophet of Islam specialized in doing.

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IslamRe: Islam Forbids Men From Forcing Their Wives by AllahIsSatan: 5:05pm On Jan 09, 2022
Why do you care so much about what non muslims think about prophet Sex Award Winner (SAW)?
Christians don't care about what non Christians think of our Lord and Saviour.
By relying on the opinions of atheists and agnostics, you are actually showing how weak Islam is.
A true religion doesn't rely on the opinions of non believers to prove itself.


Carlylepneuma:
this is wht non Muslims have to say about Muhammad (Pbuh) that u have been calling all sort of names.. Mind u this are people who history will never forget, most influential people great people of there time.
IslamRe: Islam Forbids Men From Forcing Their Wives by AllahIsSatan: 5:01pm On Jan 09, 2022
George Benard Shaw was an atheist, not a Christian and his reason for saying that Muhammad was great is that people are will to kill and rape in Muhammad's name in spite of the fact that muhammad has been dead for years.


Carlylepneuma:
well your fellow christian deny that u knw? Here is Wt he has to say...
PoliticsRe: Video:suspected Fulani Herdsmen Attack Passengers On Lagos/ibadan Expressway by AllahIsSatan: 7:37pm On Jan 08, 2022
Some types of BMC stupidity is beyond redemption.


Beejayy20:
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trash!
PoliticsRare Video Footage Of Lai Muhammad Giving Allawee To Bmcs by AllahIsSatan(op): 5:40pm On Jan 08, 2022
PoliticsRema Gains Admission Into Unilag by AllahIsSatan(op): 2:53am On Jan 08, 2022
Nigerian singer and songwriter, Divine Ikubor, popularly known as Rema, has gained admission into the University of Lagos to study Creative Arts.

The singer announced this in a tweet on Friday, where he stated the reason he was going back to school.

According to him, his mother wanted him to get a degree and that fuelled his decision to attend school.

The announcement tweet read, “What if I told y’all I got an admission into Unilag? Lol, Mom said I still need to get a degree. oh well, see you guys in class!”

Rema, who is signed to Don Jazzy’s Mavin Record label, noted that he’d try to drop his forthcoming album before he enters school.

According to him, he doesn’t want his UNILAG fans to beat him up if he failed to do so.

“I will try to drop the album before I enter school. So they’ll not beat me in UNILAG. Plus, I’m in the Creative Art Department,” he tweeted.

https://punchng.com/singer-rema-gains-admission-into-unilag/
PoliticsDele Rotimi Destroys BMCs & "Bourdillon Mongrels" On Twitter by AllahIsSatan(op): 2:39am On Jan 08, 2022
IslamRe: Islam Forbids Men From Forcing Their Wives by AllahIsSatan: 1:18am On Jan 08, 2022
I know everything there is to know about my religion and I know that there's no place in my religion for a liar and apostle of Satan like Muhammad.

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Carlylepneuma:
go and learn about ur religion Mr stop poking ur nose where is doesn't belong
IslamRe: Islam Forbids Men From Forcing Their Wives by AllahIsSatan: 12:22am On Jan 08, 2022
Thank you for accepting the authority of John!

I also love what John has to say about your "prophet"!

He calls your "prophet" the Antichrist which is what he really is!

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Carlylepneuma:
A valid test let me remind u that St. John does not leave us in the air, guessing the true from the false. He gives us an acid test for recognizing the true prophet, he says Hereby know he the spirit of God: every Spirit that con-fesseth that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is of God.. (Holy bible) 1 john 4:2 according to john's own interpretation in verse 1above the word spirit is synamous with the word prophet. So verse 2 Spirit of God would mean prophet of God and Every Spirit would stand for every prophet. You have the right to knw as to wht the Holy Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) says about Jesus Christ... Jesus Christ (peace be upon him) is spoken by name no less than 25 times in the Holy Qur'an. He's honoured as Isa ibn Maryam. (Jesus The son of Mary)
IslamRe: Islam Forbids Men From Forcing Their Wives by AllahIsSatan: 12:15am On Jan 08, 2022
You people can lie like the original LIE MUHAMMAD! grin Where in scripture does it say that Jesus is the first comforter? The only comforter Jesus ever references is The Holy Spirit!
Moreover, Jesus was speaking to His apostles who were sad because He was about to leave and return to Heaven which is why He promised that He would send a Comforter (The Holy Spirit) to comfort them after He leaves them!
Are you saying that the Apostles lived for several centuries waiting for an illiterate Arab child rapist fake prophet from Mecca to come and comfort them? Your "intelligence" is as great as that of your "prophet"! grin grin grin

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Produce any passage from the Bible which says that The Holy Spirit was NOT the Comforter for the grieving apostles and that they would have to wait centuries for an Arab pagan "prophet"!

I'll be waiting for your answer!


Carlylepneuma:
the comforter in john 14:26 can never be holy ghost because jesus (pbuh) had already explained - And I will pray the Father, and he shall give u another comforter, that he may abide with you for ever... (Holy bible) John 14:16... The emphasis here is on the word ANOTHER an other, a different one, an additional one, but of the same kind, yet distinctly different frm the first. Who is then the comforter? The christian world is unanimous that in this case the speaker himself -jesus Christ (pbuh) is the first comforter; then the other, the one to follow must be of like nature, subject to the same condition of hunger, thirst, fatigue sorrow and death. But this promised comforter was to abide with you for EVER! no one lives forever. Jesus (pbuh) was mortal so must the coming comforter also be mortal. No son of a man can ever be immortal! Every soul shall have a taste of death... (Surah Ali imran) Holy Qur'an 3:185
IslamRe: Islam Forbids Men From Forcing Their Wives by AllahIsSatan: 9:57pm On Jan 07, 2022
Stop quoting the Bible out of context! John 14: 26 is about The Holy Spirit who is the 3rd person of the Trinity, not prophet Sex Award Winner (SAW). This is what John 14 26 says:

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Your sex mad prophet knew that he was an immoral and unethical man who nobody could ever trust, so he tried desperately to connect himself to Jesus, even though Christians mocked him and laughed at his stupidity and ignorance.


Carlylepneuma:
oh my oh my why are u embarrassing ur self by showing us that u are nt a learned christian? did u knw dt prophet Muhammad (s.a.w) was mentioned in d bible by Jesus Christ (pbuh) ? Ask ur adversary, ur disputant whether jesus (pbuh) spoke english language the answer is no! The christians are rightfully boasting that they have translated complete bible into hundred of different languages and d new tastament in which this prophecy abounds into more than two thousand different languages and dialects so the christian genius has invented more than 2000 different names for this one candidate Comforter.Have u read john 14:26? it says, But the comforter,whom the Father will send in my name, he shall teach u all things, and bring all things to ur remembrance, whatsoever I have said unto u. john 4:2 Hereby knw yes the spirit of God:every spirit that con fesseth that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is of God... Jesus christ (pbuh) is spoken by name more than 25 times in d Holy Qur'an he's honoured as Isa ibn Maryam (Jesus The son of mary).. As-saaliheen (the righteous)
Kalimatullah (Word of God)
Ruhullah (Spirit of God)
Masihullah (Christ of God)..
Behold the angels said: ''O Mary! God giveth thee Glad tidings of a Word from Him: his name will be Christ jesus, the son of Mary, held in honor in this world and hereafter and of company of those nearest to God. (Sura Ali imran) Holy Qur'an 3:45.... no Jew will take another Jew as God be guided....
IslamRe: Islam Forbids Men From Forcing Their Wives by AllahIsSatan: 7:58pm On Jan 07, 2022
Muslims will always have a problem until they realise that Christians don't worship the idol called Allah that they worship. Your "prophet" was an illiterate fool who wanted to be accepted as a prophet by the Christians and Jews but they mocked and rejected him. I'm just continuing the tradition of rejecting lies which my ancestors in faith began.

Carlylepneuma:
U are a kuffur so u lack wht it takes to understand even wen explained, because i already Envisage the kind of person u are... Funny how a person with a house without a roof? is telling a man with a house and a roof that his roof is licking...
IslamRe: Islam Forbids Men From Forcing Their Wives by AllahIsSatan: 4:17pm On Jan 07, 2022
It is if a woman is not in the mood for sex that she will refuse to come to bed.
A disciplined and responsible husband will have the intelligence to understand that two people will not always want the same thing at the same time.


sanyaolurilwan:
Why twisting the Hadeeth?

There's a difference between "not being in the mood" and "refusal to come to bed"

She may decide not to come to bed due to other reasons apart from not being in the mood, she may decide to disobey the husband, may decide to starve him of sex , etc....
IslamRe: Islam Forbids Men From Forcing Their Wives by AllahIsSatan: 3:35pm On Jan 07, 2022
Why not answer the question instead of wasting saliva unnecessarily like this? grin
Allah says that husbands are allowed to beat their disobedient wives in Surah 4 34 of the koran and Muhammad says that the angels will curse a woman from morning to night if she refuses to have sex with her husband. Between them, Allah and Muhammad created the perfect condition for domestic violence and marital rape to flourish.


Carlylepneuma:
do u knw d problem with u christians? U joke and mock even ur so called god jesus, bt i have a question for u, have u ever seen a muslim mock jesus? The answer is No! Because we love and respect (Jesus Christ As) morthan u christians claim, and do u knw why? because he's our noble prophet mention in the holy Qur'an, him self and (mary As) he never called him self god, u guys did nd later started contradicting yourselves on whether he's god or son of God... So I suggest u go back nd learn the true teachings of christianity nd stop embarrassing ur self publicly...
IslamRe: Islam Forbids Men From Forcing Their Wives by AllahIsSatan: 2:18pm On Jan 07, 2022
I have asked lalasticlala to explain why Muhammad said that angels will curse a married woman from night till morning if she refuses to have sex with her husband grin

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juventino:
grin
Please say something
IslamRe: Return Of Prophet Isa (jesus) Peace Be Upon Him by AllahIsSatan: 2:08pm On Jan 07, 2022
Bilal Philips who converted to Islam was talking about how he is meeting Imams who are confessing to him that they are just pretending and that they stopped believing in Islam years ago. The only thing keeping Islam from completely collapsing is the apostasy law and the death penalty for leaving the religion.

Truthisunique:
Islam is not even growing despite breeding like rats
IslamRe: Return Of Prophet Isa (jesus) Peace Be Upon Him by AllahIsSatan: 2:03pm On Jan 07, 2022
The Hadith is from Sunnah.com which is owned by the government of Saudi Arabia! Here is the link so you can read it for yourself!

https://sunnah.com/bukhari:7116

Your religion is only growing because you breed like pigs, but do you know that even your prophet predicted that your religion will end in a shameful manner?

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IslamRe: Return Of Prophet Isa (jesus) Peace Be Upon Him by AllahIsSatan: 11:41am On Jan 07, 2022
Which one is jazz akamu?

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AbuAeesha:
JAZAKUMULAHU KHAIR
IslamRe: Return Of Prophet Isa (jesus) Peace Be Upon Him by AllahIsSatan: 11:36am On Jan 07, 2022
Don't mind the fool. Lunatic whose stupid prediction about naked buttocks of women doing Hajj is yet to come true! grin Lukgaf and AntiChristian are real talented comedians whose duty is to make Nairalanders laugh every Friday! Just like prophet Sex Award Winner (SAW) has been making us laugh for the past 1400 years

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12rev:
Based on the wishful thinking of the lunatic
InvestmentRe: Beware Of This Loan App ( 9ja Cash )...... I Just Fall A Victim Of Thier Scams. by AllahIsSatan: 6:12pm On Jan 06, 2022
They're looking for who to dribble

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PoliticsRe: Philip Agbese: The North Is Healing by AllahIsSatan: 3:57pm On Jan 06, 2022
Dis one don collect
CelebritiesUniformed Policeman Spotted Washing Davido's Rolls Royce (Video) by AllahIsSatan(op): 2:32pm On Jan 06, 2022
A Policeman has been spotted in a viral video washing a Rolls Royce Cullinan belonging to star musician, Davido.

The police officer was seen at the background in a video made by Davido to announce that he would be partying at a club on Wednesday night.

Apparently in preparation for the appointment, the man in Police uniform was seen cleaning the posh car worth N200million, which Davido would ride to the venue.

The musician who disclosed days ago that he made $23million last year, was telling the public about showing up at the club even as the officer who was in a police cardigan usually worn while working as security for high-profile individuals and celebrities, was spotted washing the Rolls Royce parked behind the singer.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foguJDWtYMI

The video which has gone viral has sparked reactions from netizens as they expressed shock on what money can do in Nigeria.

In reaction, kinglavish_007 wrote; nor be police turn car wash so spykida; Na police dy clean car ooo 360transformationgym; Na police Dey wash him car sha. Wetin b this one

ogchris_official; Should I say it? Yes Davido >>>wizkid, not comparing just faxxs from my book __godson1010; No be police they clean him RR so?

hrh_kingdiamond; Na police Dey clean OBO car so? � What a country � What money cannot do doesn’t not exist

https://leadership.ng/reactions-as-policeman-in-uniform-spotted-washing-davidos-rolls-royce/
CelebritiesRe: Hold A Pepper Spray - Beverly Osu To Ladies Who Drive Alone At Night In Lagos by AllahIsSatan: 1:50pm On Jan 06, 2022
I'm not sorry.

siofra:
Sorry. It closed 25 minutes ago.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Army Accuses Ogun State Village Of Harboring Boko Haram Fighters by AllahIsSatan(op): 1:46pm On Jan 06, 2022
Can you see that Hausa Fullanus have comfortably taken full control of Adigbe Town in Ogun State to the extent that even the traditional ruler is a Hausa Fullanus? Just change the name of the town and state to any Northern town name and state and you'll think this incident happened in the North. 2022 will be full of unpleasant surprises for a lot of people.
PoliticsNigerian Army Accuses Ogun State Village Of Harboring Boko Haram Fighters by AllahIsSatan(op): 1:45pm On Jan 06, 2022
Two men, Sale Abacha and Malummodu Ibrahim, have been shot dead by soldiers in the Adigbe area of Abeokuta, Ogun State.

PUNCH Metro gathered that the soldiers, who were reportedly led by one Lt. Col. Ali, and one Barrister Bashir, invaded the community around 1am last Saturday.

During the attack, no fewer than five persons reportedly sustained bullet injuries and were rushed to the Federal Medical Centre for treatment.

Our correspondent learnt that prior to the incident, there was an argument between Bashir and a member of the community, Suleiman Yawal, on New Year’s Eve.

Bashir was said to have taunted Yawal, saying he once facilitated his release for an offence he committed five years ago.

Yawal, however, attributed his release to God and a family member.

An argument reportedly ensued between the two men, as people intervened.

Bashir was said to have left the community in anger, threatening to deal with Yawal on his return.

An eyewitness, Ibrahim Suleiman, said residents were asleep when Bashir stormed the house with soldiers, who shot sporadically.

He said, “The gunshots woke me up and I immediately heard the soldiers ordering everyone to lie down. One of them said anyone that runs should be shot. My brothers and I were on the floor until they got into our room and told us to come out.

“The soldiers led us to where they gathered other members of the community and when we got there, they told Barrister Bashir to finger those arguing with him in the afternoon. The soldiers took the three people he selected away.

“Before they left, we asked where they were taking them to, but the person who led the team introduced himself as Lieutenant Colonel Ali, and said he would report the incident at the Adigbe Police Station.”

The Seriki of Apoki-Adigbe community, Abdullahi Hazan, while demanding justice, urged the authorities to intervene in the matter, saying the invasion was criminal.

He said, “Over 10 armed soldiers invaded the community. What happened was that a member of the community, Yawal, came to celebrate the New Year when Bashir said he arrested him for an offence five years ago and later released him.

https://punchng.com/soldiers-invade-ogun-community-kill-two-label-victims-boko-haram-terrorists/
CelebritiesRe: Hold A Pepper Spray - Beverly Osu To Ladies Who Drive Alone At Night In Lagos by AllahIsSatan: 1:42pm On Jan 06, 2022
I'd take the job. So I can have a front row seat when you begin to suffer the consequences of your folly.

siofra:
Do you want the job or not?
CelebritiesRe: Hold A Pepper Spray - Beverly Osu To Ladies Who Drive Alone At Night In Lagos by AllahIsSatan: 1:41pm On Jan 06, 2022
Can you imagine being stranded on Third Mainland Bridge after 9 p.m?

spencekat:
What about returning from work?
CelebritiesRe: Hold A Pepper Spray - Beverly Osu To Ladies Who Drive Alone At Night In Lagos by AllahIsSatan: 1:28pm On Jan 06, 2022
And you'll trust me, a complete stranger you've never met to be your bodyguard? Like I said, easy on the stupidity this year. I have a feeling 2020 and 2021 was preparing everyone for a truly horrible 2022 which idiots will not survive.

siofra:
I go out at 9 pm because I love walking around at night. Don't worry, since you're jobless, I'll hire you as my bodyguard.
CelebritiesRe: Hold A Pepper Spray - Beverly Osu To Ladies Who Drive Alone At Night In Lagos by AllahIsSatan: 1:24pm On Jan 06, 2022
Unless there's a medical emergency, why would any sane person, male or female, be found outdoors after 9 p.m in a mad place like Lagos? If you need to go anywhere, go in a group with people you can trust.

siofra:
So what should I do, learn karate?

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