Ikio:
wat of medicine in uniport with C5 in five subject and 245 in jamb but 2 sitting

its not even an issue of O level. 245 is too low for medicine in uniport.

Berlynn:
i want to leave this country













I want to relocate

















To

























Ondo state

hahaha Republic of ondo

iamsparrow:
7. Spending hours/days in Church premises. Nigerians are prepared to forgo earning a living just to spend days in a religious place of worship. You find that churches and mosques draw more people than social events that would benefit everyone.

and who told you we don't benefit from going to church? if you aren't religious,keep shut because you don't know how great the benefits of being religious are

iamsparrow:
4. “Copycatism” .The spirit of “copycatism” is strong in Nigeria. When the popular blogger, Linda Ikeji unveiled a multi-million naira mansion, thousands of Nigerian youths decided they had a “forgotten” writing ability and wanted to become bloggers.The same thing happened in several industries like music, movies, beauty and makeup etc.

No be one person dey start something? I see something you do,I admire you and follow you ,is it a crime?

and the tattoo can change locations ehn,today back tomorrow cheeks

At last!

Thanks op, your head dey there.All these social networks wey una dey join carelessly dem dey pay una money? When did wasting ones time on numerous social networks become a thing of pride?

you forgot Intensive English,Modern Biology,student companion

if it's true what your fiancee said,then good for the man

Lmao this is the funniest meme thread I've ever seen

All i ask- Adele

This guy can lie ehn, they didn't ask him why he was on trousers as a female abi na skirt him wear go

Op, blast ke, na her husband? She and the lady are the ones to receive blasting from the man's wife

*in my mother's voice* everytime phone, phone mk u no dey addicted to this thing o lol

Small pikin

Her royal hotness

This lady no dey old o

The struggle is real lol

Congrats to your sister. E no easy

Ezeego1:
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Those things you are clamouring for are they not happening in this country?

Una never talk wetin dey una mind.

you dey talk as if you no dey dis county,abi u no Dey hear say small small girls dem dey marry anyhow

shame catch me for this woman.why would somebody want to be treated lesser than her fellow human? All these things men are using to brag,things they see as what makes them more superior to us.I don't see them as a big deal.Because some women are doing them with ease.what we want is for the law to give other women the opportunity to do so.Men we no dey drag head of the family with una,we just want our sisters to enjoy education like our brothers,we also want them to marry as adults not children just like our brothers.This is what we mean by gender equality,people should get this into their head and stop spewing thrash most especially those women who just say anything that enters their head in public just to get applauded by their fellow ignorant bigot

jideniceguy:
Please I Dunno if this is cool buh it's been on ma mind. I'm thinkin of making arrangements with an eatery attendant to make a cake with ''Please Marry me'' written on it with icing sugar a day to mine or her next birthday ... Then would take her there on the day for us to celebrate. Then after placin our orders for food and drinks, at a moment I'll give the attendant a sign to bring the cake to the table. And when I open the cake and she sees what's wriiten on it, I'll kneel down with the ring in my hand and say some sweet words to her and give her the ring. Please how is this idea, hope it's cool?

she would love it,lovely!!

UNIVERSITY OF PORT HARCOURT
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ADMISSION SCREENING EXERCISE FOR 2016/2017 ACADEMIC SESSION
The University of Port Harcourt hereby invites candidates who made the University their
First Choice in the 2016 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) and obtained
a minimum score of 180, to apply for a Screening Exercise for admission into the
University. The Schedule of the Screening Exercise is as indicated below:
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Lalasticalala, this is urgent

married woman smh

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lalasticalala front page please

I'm seeing 3Juliet Ibrahims

so right! actions and reactions

from observations

why is everyone calling her a gold digger ? Is it because her husband is wealthy and not so good-looking? but no be everybody go marry fine man na

Nnachuka:
oh for God sake forget the pity parties please! I was raised by a single mom and I suffered some emotional trauma from verbal abuse... but I won't start saying stuffs like what you are. Everyone has gone through something stop trying to get people to feel for you

Mr I'm not in any way trying to make people feel for me.I've never been abused up till the extent of being emotionally traumatized.You see the difference between the both of us is that I've not gone through what you have but yet I want similar situations that led to your emotional trauma to be trimmed down. I don't want my sisters to go through such abuses.Is there anything wrong with that? you being a victim should understand me

Azil:


Poverty is the major reason more than 50% of parents give their underage daughters hand in marriage. Except that bill is a panacea, poverty will still abound and they'll do anything to ease it.

poverty is one reason another reason is that they see no wrong in it.If only a law could be put in place a great number of such incidence would be stopped.There was a day I saw a thread about a wedding in an idp camp.You need to see the bride,very young.Now tell me what amount of money would an Idp have that would appearing so mouth watering to the bride's parents? The main reason why the bride's parents would give out their daughter's hand in marriage at such age it's because they feel it's alright to do so and because their is no law against it

iPopAlomo:


So men don't suffer abuse...?

we all know that women are more abused