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That no 8. though, reminds me of my nysc days at Edo state, Ikhin to be precise where okada riders ride in the night using torchlight or phone torch as full light. Those guys are just crazy.

First time doing business with him and he didnt disappoint. I transfered to him, he called to confirm the name and he sent me the data immediately (all this within a minute). #Genuine.

Both team to loose.

Informative and educative at thesame time. Thanks op for the enlightenment. Thumbs up

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Iblad0994:
They should try to say Osinbajo is hassan from Palestine. Since Buhari is already jubrin.

The Southwest will be able to vote PDP like that.

God bless Buhari
God bless Osinbajo
God bless Nigeria

This post got me LOLing.....Abeg i cannot comman laugh away. Hassan indeed

What about "Bones" by Snoop Dog

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Saggitarius forever

Bluesearoll:
Please nairalanders living in ibadan.... I want to know where i can get farm irrigation equipments?... And which market can i get plastic rubber?

Just go sraight you will see a turning by your left, pass there and you will see what you are looking for. That turning is called Yaba. Dont thank me later.

Holatunde111:
I was relaxing in my room last night when my
neighbour
started screaming... "Help! Help! Snake ooo! "
I ran to her room with a strong wood in my
hand.
When I dashed into her room, I saw a very
big
snake facing my lovely neighbour inside her
sitting room and other neighbours joined
me. We all started shouting, "Today is the
end of your
life, you witch snake!". I wanted to be a hero
that
night so,
I first ran and locked the door with key so that
the snake will not escape
As I returned I first of all ran to the snake to hit it
with my wood. It turned and faced us with a
red
eye. Then, i said if count 1 to 3, we should
hit
the snake at once which we all agreed. I
started counting, 1...2....3 go! Then,
Peeeeeeeem! NEPA took d
light, . We all started screaming in the dark
because
the door was closed so, no way to
run outside and the snake was inside the
room.
We nearly killed ourselves. If someone
touches
me, I will hammer the stick on him thinking
that it was the snake. If I touched someone
too, I will receive a strong beating.
To cut the long story short,
As am talking to you
now... We all are in the hospital because we

injured ourselves with the wood instead of
the
snake. I have stopped helping people.
you cannot come and kill me
I mean I cannot go n kill myself
As in, we cannot go n kill myself

hahahaahhahahah.......Mo fo ooooo.So funnny.

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feeling nostalgic

We are Funabites......... Please what is Eksu? sounds like one of Ogunde's movies.

nho4:
Sorry to say young man but obviously you are a fool....same thing goes to any young man out there undergoing emotional trauma all in the name of keeping a girlfriend.

To hell with ladies and those dating them.
Why must you subject yourself to such emotional agony just because of a mere lady you are senior to with almost 6 years and you are here crying like a sissy.

I will never encourage my worse enemy to go into what you guys call girlfriend relationship that turns men into puppets.

Dating is a way of placing yourself under emotional slavery. Your Heart and mind keep bleeding at all time and before you realizes what is going on you will start battling with one health issue or the other all because of nothing.

Look at the rate at which our men are dying and the cause is directly and indirectly due to the fact that they want to please women and that is why women have taken advantage of us.
Women should be the one begging us to date them and not the other way round.

I once dated a lady who thought she was doing me a favour for dating me...the moment I realised it, I simply placed her where she belonged by severing myself from her.... When she realized it, she was now the one forcing herself on me and she was trying to get me back but it was too late for her because my mind was already made up to be single and happy....that was the best decision I ever made in my life and I never regretted it till this moment.



Men have become almost nothing in the hands of women and yet vast majority of our young men are thronging in the wrong direction all in the name of love that doesn't exist.

Believe it or not" Love doesn't exist between girlfriend and boyfriend.

Real love only exists between mother and child...

I bet you the number one reason our young men, including you allow yourselves to be traumatized emotionally is simply because of sex.

You don't need to have a girlfriend before you can have sex with ladies.

Instead of killing yourself emotionally dump that girl and be free, because you were born free...don't allow anybody to put you in bondage all because of sex you can get easily.

I don't do relationships or dates and I am the happiest person all because I am free emotionally.... I sleep like a baby without having to worry if my partner is cheating on me because I have no fucking girlfriend.

Each time sexual urge comes in, I simply walk down to the nearest ASHAWO JOINT in my vicinity to ease off the urge with just N1000, and I am relaxed. I am in control of my happiness and not any fucking lady.

I am in control of females around me because they can't control me with their pussies and they have regard for me....because I don't own them a dime.

If you don't belittle yourself as a man all because of sex, women will respect you...but is unfortunate that most of our young men have reduced themselves to power zero in the hands of ladies just because of sex.

All I can tell you is that you own the key to your happiness...

Gbam

DannyJ19:
Against Fulham Abi

Chelsea fan spotted. Oya crawl back to your hole.

Whizkidjay7:
unai emerin Abeg! Do sub 4 pere emere Abamiyangi, my game don dey come small small. I just need abamiyangi to score and won #600+

Happy now? Sha don't forget your boy in your paradise of winning.

IkembaPrince:
4:1 final prediction

Nastradamus of our time. Oshey.

sage101:
What if The Opponent doesnt Concede much?

That will probably change against Arsenal.

Nineth straight win loading........COYG

Keep making us proud.

Leave these people and go after those that are sharing our common wealth.

theophorus:
Yes ooo.

According to Nigeria "Youths" and 'Lovers' of Nigeria.
Saraki is the Best man for the Job, considering what He did with Kwara.

You can see that Kwara is the Best Performing State, Self-sufficeint and Sustaining.
All the Roads are well tiled.
There are Job opportunities for their Youth.
During His 8-years as Governor, He created Job opportunities.

He is one of the best Senate President.


Me, I just dey laugh,
You people should ensure you vote for Him ooo, Then you will UNDERSTAND.

sarcasm of the highest order

jyz200:
I think some student are not just good in maths
Its a natural thing
U can't no it all

Nope it isn't natural, its self belief, positive mindset, hard work and consistency

Hard work pays

Instead of demanding for good governance like subsidising agricultural goods and services, health care and major necessities that affects almost every citizen, they are demanding for a pay rise which the after effect will later make it redundant. Big NLC with small sense.
I'm out.

Reference:
Where you work, where you work.... I don't know how old you are but some day you will need to establish a business so that you can be a net contributor to society, then you will be able to seperate the wheat from the chaff and know the big difference between the narrow perspective the clamour for pay rise is and the clamour for good governance which is far better and makes for a more sustainable economy that supports good wages.

The company that employs you will not automatically prosper once a new minimum wage is announced. On the contrary it will hurt their bottom line even if they are into crude oil production and you will experience the backlash sooner than later, one way or the other. Expect tectonic shifts in the labour market as employers downsize to balance their books and the best and brightest move to the public sector to displace the dullards there currently angling for more money despite their low productivity.

We are definitely in for an economic crises and this government like its predecessors has not handled the matter wisely. Just like the fuel susbsidy regime any 'right pricing' of fuel, energy or wages should have been planned instalmentally and appropriately in tandem with inflation or as someone suggested, in tandem with the exchange rate (I disagree with the latter because our exchange rates are artificially deceptive and do not reflect the realities of our productivity as a nation).

Then these piece meal demands for wage increases will have been a good barometer for government to get serious about the economy. The UK does that. It tracks wages against inflation and it helps them manage their economy better. In Nigeria no one cares. They do nothing till a collapse is imminent or a tragedy has occurred. We blacks are just impossible.

Well said sir. Intelligent people are still on nairaland afterall.

[quote author=sexyanyabubakar post=71627230][/quote]How does the picture you posted relates to my rant up there? Smh

SadiqBabaSani:
Visit Ekpoma, Irrua, Dere are no internal Roads Yet d Short Devil will b making noise Upandan

There was a governor before and after him. Why putting all the blame on him?

otherway:
A terrible narrative.

"The PDP leadership surrendered Osun.

When it came to crunch time, the PDP let Adeleke down. He must have felt like an orphan

Almost everyone knew Omisore would be vital. You can ask the US embassy. The PDP sent no one. Saraki went with Okupe who is just coming out of retirement. Saraki's entourage had looked rich until the APC visited Omisore.

The APC showed desperation. And put its birthright on the line. The party chairman was there. 6 governors went with him. They must have seen the chickens offered at that shrine by the PDP. And they must have offered cows.

Even if Omisore were a pastor.

The PDP chairman was in Wike's boyquarters in Port Harcourt. Wike himself was not interested. He is peering down his political microscope looking for the most painful ways to deal with the party if they mess with him.

Okowa didnt show up. Fayose was working out his exit route. Even that refugee , the governor of Kwara, didn't show up.

They left it to Davido and his uncle.

The APC meticulously took back Lasun whose intimidating influence in Orolu LGA was proved last week. While the APC patched up its net, the PDP ran helter skelter, from pillar to post and then to court.

It was injury time.

Even Fani Kayode who is from Ife was nowhere to be seen. He must have been in Abuja. From there he was calling Omisore. And must have warned him not to join hands with the Fulani jihadists! He saw no need to lend a helping hand in knocking at doors for Adeleke. But he will take to twitter today and let out emotions.

Where was Ben Bruce? Where was his love for the party?
He was tweeting it from Abuja while Ganduje was sleeping in Ile Ife.

We can forgive Dino Melaye. He is not sure of his own ticket yet. But where were Gbenga Daniel and Atiku?

Atiku was needed in Orolu!

These social media noises cant help anyone.

The leaders of the PDP failed Adeleke. And they failed him big time.

But you know what ? They will blame it on Buhari."

By Ugo Egbujo

The best post I've read on nairaland for a while. This is the kind of intelligent people we need on nairaland. Well said sir.

norastan:
do transfer to someone else as simple as that

Its not that simple cos its a newly opened acc. and the atm is needed to activate the transfer process. My question is why would they go on strike at the end of the month when most people are yet to receive their salary?

sweetilicious:
I see revolution against the government coming.

Everything is always coming.....
Future hoping tense.