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PoliticsRe: Red Egbesu Water Lions Demand Release Of Dasuki And Kanu by Almonda: 8:16pm On May 18, 2016
PMB, to save your government, Just convert these guys to security agents to monitor the oil and gas facilities and put them on a monthly salaries. you create more jobs by doing this or don't you think we need more armed forces. Fashola did same with Area boys in Lagos State.
CrimeRe: Man Kills Twin Brother In Lagos, Blames Spirit (pic) by Almonda: 3:57pm On May 18, 2016
Later, we all went back home, ate and slept together.
“The next morning, our friend, Friday, went outside. I decided to go and join him outside. My brother was sleeping.


This quote is a pointer.
CrimeRe: The Man Who Killed His Parents And 2 Sisters In Yobe (Pictured) by Almonda: 10:37am On May 18, 2016
What do you expect from a supposed member of a Boko Haram. Killing humans is not new to them. Useless Brainwashed Demonic Bigots
EducationRe: Fuel Hike: ASUU Declares Strike Nationwide by Almonda: 10:10am On May 18, 2016
We need somebody like Omole to be our NLC president. Only the rich will say, well, there is no problem with the increase in the fuel price, it will eventually get better, let us support the government. But the fact is, this increase is suicidal for the masses because it will affect virtually everything in the economy
PoliticsRe: Nlc's Planned Strike Suffer Major Setback by Almonda: 8:23pm On May 16, 2016
Whether anybody likes it or not. Check in all countries no proposed strike has ever been canceled indefinitely.
CrimeRe: N500K Reward For Information On Missing Bukola Olowookere by Almonda: 12:12pm On May 16, 2016
As long as i believe that my redeemer liveth, no weapon fashioned against her shall prosper.
EventsRe: Adenike Kikelomo-Ajoke Faints At Her 50th Birthday Bash by Almonda: 11:49am On May 16, 2016
And so? Does that stop the NLC from going on strike on Wednesday? ptchewwwwww
FamilyRe: A Hustling Woman And Her Child Sleeping By A Roadside by Almonda: 11:44am On May 16, 2016
@ Op, if i were you i'd rather help the poor lady and her child rather than taking pictures all in the name of posting on social network. You are expecting an applaud ba?. I have seen many of such on the roadside and the little assistance i could render i give to them. Someone even said na Buhari! Nairaland people ehnn!
PoliticsRe: Why We Won't Protest Against The Fuel Price Hike - PIC by Almonda: 7:01pm On May 14, 2016
Please has anyone seen the Fuel pricing template used by the PPRA. What is the big deal if the government can convince us by explaining i mean publicize the template, then I will support them#Showusthefuelpricingtemplate
PoliticsRe: Fuel Price: NLC To Begin Strike Wednesday by Almonda: 12:07pm On May 14, 2016
Owamudia:
Nonsense!
PMB will not and must not give in!!
Subsidy must go forever!!!
You don de kray... Let them recheck the pricing template
EducationRe: Exam Question For 500Level Lautech Students by Almonda: 12:00pm On May 14, 2016
Na only Olodo go fail this one. A good student would glance through all questions carefully before attempting!
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Female Celebrities With And Without Makeup (pictures) by Almonda: 11:55am On May 14, 2016
@ Op, bt why you com spoil my appetite by starting with Anita Joseph
PoliticsRe: AGF Declares Senate Election Null And Void, Saraki, Ekweremadu In Fresh Trouble by Almonda: 8:15am On May 13, 2016
Everybody knows that Saraki got that position through crooked means! so why are people fronting for him. Please let him face the consequences. Whatever a man sows that will he reap. QED
PoliticsRe: AGF Declares Senate Election Null And Void, Saraki, Ekweremadu In Fresh Trouble by Almonda: 8:13am On May 13, 2016
MossadAgent:
AGF is not a court of law.

He merely expressed his opinion and that of his govt's stance.

He can only approach a court of competent jurisdiction to make a pronouncement.
This guy never knew that a case has just been created
PoliticsRe: Petrol Price’ll Go Down In Six Months – Kachikwu by Almonda: 5:34pm On May 12, 2016
Abrahamperkins22:
Before you wail on the Deregulation of the oil
sector.
This data would help you.
According to statistics Nigerians consume 33m
of Pms daily.
According to the Pms pricing template of May
2016 the landing cost of Pms is 138.1
You should know importers have to make margin
a minimum of 5-10% is ideal considering the
volume of product involve to cover overhead
cost and sundry.
Now this will amaze you.
Using 145 NGN bench mark as against 86 NGN.
There is a difference of 59 NGN which the FG
has to pay the rogues called oil importers via
subsidy claim.
Since Nigeria consumes 33m daily
It means Nigeria Nigeria would be paying
59x33,000,000=1,947,000,000 billion
In one year we would be paying the rogues.
1,947,000,000x365= 710,655,000,000 billion.
This is over 10% of our annual budget.
This funds would be used to provide
palliatives,inf
rastructural projects provide and medicals care
for Nigerians. This govt has the will to cater for
Nigerians.

That fund is more than Fashola and Amaechi
budgets together
I see NNPC selling far below the capped price.
Govt must control price for commodities that are
very essential for the masses.
The bold words is where i am afraid. sad
FoodRe: The N600 Fresh Tomatoes I Bought Today At The Market.. Pic by Almonda: 12:07pm On May 12, 2016
N600 before the fuel price became N145 per litre. The tomatoes you posted should be over N1,000 now grin

But really, na Dangote cause am o! he has bought the whole tomatoes from the farmers.
PoliticsRe: NNPC To Sell Fuel Below N145, PPPRA Releases Official statement by Almonda: 8:16am On May 12, 2016
All of you that are causing wahala in this country, there is God o!

Boko haram
Biafra
Fulani Herds men
Niger Delta Militants
Non payment of Minimum wage of N18,000
Now, Petrol at N145 per litre
NLC is about to go on strike

Naija is heading for serious crisis. Na to find square root o!
PhonesRe: GLO Offices Closed Over Failure To Pay N24.3bn VAT by Almonda: 7:53am On May 12, 2016
This FIRS people are becoming thorn in the flesh. Despite their Chairman who is no. 1 criminal.
CultureRe: Ehenenden Erediauwa Is The New Oba Of Benin by Almonda: 7:38pm On May 07, 2016
Oh boy, this Oba dope pass Ooni of Ife mehn
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Is 3rd On Spotify’s World Artistes by Almonda: 7:35pm On May 07, 2016
sanity12:
Yoruba boiz repping evrywhere we go...
Spits!!! Nna, next wk na Flavour you go see for Lumber 1 grin
PoliticsRe: '' I Want To Go Back To Sambisa Forest To Meet My Husband'' 9yr old girl cried by Almonda: 7:30pm On May 07, 2016
9 year old girl? She really enjoyed it grin
CelebritiesRe: E-Money, Kcee & Harrysongz Travel In Jet by Almonda: 9:53am On May 07, 2016
Harry Song always look inferior in those guy's presence. just my observation

Did anyone notice that the same cushion the e-money relaxed his legs upon is where Harry Song sat upon. undecided
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herdsmen In Awka Town by Almonda: 8:26pm On Apr 29, 2016
Walai i saw Fulani herds men with many huge cows in Lagos today and my heart just went high
RomanceRe: Girl Wraps Pounded Yam And Efo Riro (vegetables) As Birthday Gift For Her Man. by Almonda: 8:22pm On Apr 29, 2016
The lady is laying a very bad legacy for Nigerian girls. I know some stup girls here on NL would be thinking of trying it on their boyfriend all in the name of trying to cut cost. My Bae. I know your profile name but i won't mention because of some badt guys here on NL. Please if you must buy me birthday gift because of cutting cost. abeg by me Singlet and boxers.
RomanceRe: Girl Wraps Pounded Yam And Efo Riro (vegetables) As Birthday Gift For Her Man. by Almonda: 8:18pm On Apr 29, 2016
Kollyk11:
If my gf gives me this on my bday I swear I will love her more becos to come up with something like this shows she can think outside the box of normal gifts. wink
But not sending the package to the office. I just cannot imagine how the drama would look like.

Celebrant [in the office]: All my colleagues please come over here, imagine the sweet gift my bae just sent to me.

Office Colleagues [male & female]: Wow!!!, this must be a golden gift, Hey bro! Come on open let's see

Celebrant [tears gift wrapper and removes pack for all to see].

Office Colleagues: Yay pa, shocked shocked grin grin. Pounded yam and Chicken?

Celebrant [to cover up as a big boy] would be like grin grin
RomanceRe: Girl Wraps Pounded Yam And Efo Riro (vegetables) As Birthday Gift For Her Man. by Almonda: 8:05pm On Apr 29, 2016
Very creative but on a second thought, its somehow embarrassing. sad sending such a gift to the guy's office. could have just left the food at home. The guy should just have a rethink
CelebritiesRe: Memes Of Tiwa And Teebillz Brouhaha by Almonda: 6:15pm On Apr 29, 2016
glorieazy:
The singer and the producer, selebobo took to his IG page to post his photo showing all part of his body well gymed, including his eggplant. Captioned " when you are building every part of the body... I mean every part of the body. Lol" see another
picture after the cut...
Source==>> http://www.nairaleader.com/2016/04/waooo-selebobo-puts-his-eegplant-on.html
Fi le don't touch, This one na for Yemi Alade
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Shares Shirtless Gym Pics by Almonda: 5:14pm On Apr 29, 2016
All d gals for here, will be like,ohhhh my gossh, see 6 packs.

Ok girls question. lets see what da gals really wants?

if u are a lady, Click like if you want six packs, and if you want money, owo, kudi, ego, Click Share huh
CelebritiesRe: Mbong Amata Shows Side Boobs In New Photo by Almonda: 3:58pm On Apr 28, 2016
This is d size of b*obs i like to deal with kiss. not too big, not too small. Where d gals dem dey?
AgricultureRe: See The Big Scorpion I Killed On My Farm by Almonda: 3:49pm On Apr 28, 2016
This guy looks like one of this Fulani's...
PoliticsRe: Shehu Sani Distributes Transformers And Solar Panels To Constituents by Almonda: 11:18am On Apr 27, 2016
I have been following this man- Sehu Sani. I think he has been one of the best senator of our time
PoliticsRe: MASSOB To Buhari: End Fulani Herdsmen Attacks On S-east In 30days Or… by Almonda: 8:16pm On Apr 26, 2016
All na mouth jare. They will soon extend the ultimatum after 30days just like they always do grin

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