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Business / Re: Yar’adua Orders Investigation Of Maltreatment Of Nigerians By Foreign Airlines by almondjoy(f): 2:34pm On Apr 24, 2008
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm!  All these pit latrine graduates from Nigeria! cheesy

As I was writing jare. . . the report is not forthcoming because the accusations are baseless and too shameful to cook up!

Facts!  What the ministry cannot do. . . so it is a dilapidated Yaradua that can carry out the investigations personally?  In what language may I ask?

If you put Nigeria and Britain to stand in the court of even "low opinion" which will the jury favor? Nigeria that is way down buried in the tombs of corruption and indiscipline?


I say you guys should go and hide your bald heads and hairy arses in the sand. . . let nothing show please as not to expose your decayed, living corpses.  Just die!

Just suffocate yourselves in your own stench please. . . . no need to prove to the outside world what they already know better than you! Disgraceful things!


Off to bed! \Some of us have nice jobs! kiss
Business / Re: Yar’adua Orders Investigation Of Maltreatment Of Nigerians By Foreign Airlines by almondjoy(f): 2:27pm On Apr 24, 2008
Only in Nigeria will you have a "jack of all trade/mr. know all or nothing" president.  Just as OBJ was minister of Petroleum for almost 2000 years!

If you do not know what the duties and responsiblities of a president should be. . .you need to refund the money used for your education. Even UN investigated Iraq before George Bush took over.


At least pretend that someone else is doing the investigation. He cannot even get out of bed every morining not to talk of read lengthy investigations. . . on behalf of citizens he failed to provide for.


How gullible can you be? Am I surprised?
Business / Re: Yar’adua Orders Investigation Of Maltreatment Of Nigerians By Foreign Airlines by almondjoy(f): 2:25pm On Apr 24, 2008
Your useless leaders are maltreating you everyday to the fact you have no electricity and plumbing system to see what you should be flushing in your toilets and most of you are petitioning BA who is still making their money while retards like most of you have booked airline tickets till Xmas 2010!

Disgrace!

If you want to petition anyone, please go and petition Yaradua to give you electricity and some adequate plumbing system so most of you sufferheads here would stop using banana leaves to wipe your butts then use them to cook moin moin when they have long dried out in the sun! cheesy
Business / Re: Yar’adua Orders Investigation Of Maltreatment Of Nigerians By Foreign Airlines by almondjoy(f): 2:19pm On Apr 24, 2008
It is the job of the foreign affairs ministry. . .  not a diseased president who should be repenting for his sins as he is about to quench at any minute, and head straight to hell fire!!!! kiss
Business / Re: Yar’adua Orders Investigation Of Maltreatment Of Nigerians By Foreign Airlines by almondjoy(f): 2:18pm On Apr 24, 2008
Kobojunkie:

If you really believe that this is the reason for this investigation, you bring me back to my initial question, some pages ago, and the same issue,  why is YarAdua involved in this?? and why is the appropriate office not handling this instead Why it is being made a "National" issue and not a customers vs company issue Please answer, bearing in mind that the Naomi campbell could not make her own issue about the country either but in this case, it is being made about a country issue.

Does he have work? undecided The only thing he can do to sidetrack gullible hungry sufferheads in Nigeria or UK to make idiots like him believe he is doing something.  Only morons like most on this thread will fall for such.  Why am I surprised?  Covernant university otta farms limited and madonnna university okija shrine graduates with fake degrees!
Business / Re: Yar’adua Orders Investigation Of Maltreatment Of Nigerians By Foreign Airlines by almondjoy(f): 2:15pm On Apr 24, 2008
WHERE IS THE EVIDENCE?

Retards!

Investigate what?  Only a stupid president will take his stupid citizens seriously! When he is jobless, all he can do is investigate this for he next 8 years in power. . .if he does not croak on the way to one of his German Jihads against his river blindness!
Business / Re: Yar’adua Orders Investigation Of Maltreatment Of Nigerians By Foreign Airlines by almondjoy(f): 2:02pm On Apr 24, 2008
Kobojunkie:


Well, then please define this "Maltreatment of Nigerians" he is speaking of. Since, according to the article and information made available to all, Mr Omotade was the one who was supposedly screaming "I go die oo" and all the other 136 people who were ushered off the plane and on to other flights were not mishandled, bearing in mind that not all 136 of them were Nigerians.

That's right!  Useless Nigerians! cheesy  No evidence of maltreatment oooooooooooooooooooooh!  Always jumping from airline to airline smelling like unwashed cattle!

Go and get your own airlines. . . and stop stinking up the place like this smelling mouthed Omotade of a fellow!  He has been banned for life from any BA carrier. You guys should petition your ancestors if you so desire. You and your leprous Yaradua cannot do a dann thing about it!  I wish they had banned his ancestors and decendants too!  For that illness of "ameboism" could be genetic.

Useless, sufferhead noise-makers!

A whole so-called British citizen yelling " I go die ooooooooooooooh" in his bush accent on a foreign airline. Only a bush Nigerian pig from Britain can display such idiocy. Just thank his lucky stars he did not try that with an American Airline. . . he would have joined Saddam Hussein in his resting place.


Nigerian bush idiots without shame. . .with a crippled president without kidneys!
Food / Re: Rising Prices Of Food by almondjoy(f): 2:00pm On Apr 24, 2008
Very soon Nigerians will turn to cannibals and start eating their dead relatives out of poverty! kiss

$50billion in external reserves with people suffering with chapped lips and malnutrition all over the place!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Should The World Intervene In Zimbabwe? by almondjoy(f): 1:57pm On Apr 24, 2008
What is there to do in Zimbabwe? Any oil there?  If the people cannot liberate themselves let them continue to suffer like "God-forsaken" Nigerians who do not know their left from their right! kiss
Politics / Re: Why Have We All Neglected The Grass Root? by almondjoy(f): 1:54pm On Apr 24, 2008
Which grassroot?  The one constantly in a state of diabolical stupor?

All you need is to give them "grass roots" to keep smoking away thier lives and remain senseless for ever! kiss
Politics / Re: Relative Laws by almondjoy(f): 1:51pm On Apr 24, 2008
Colonial mentality!
Politics / Re: How Would You Rate Your Leaders ? by almondjoy(f): 1:48pm On Apr 24, 2008
The Nigerian ones or the American ones?


Nigeria I give negative or minus 1000%


American leaders I give 50%
Politics / Re: What Economic Future Does Nigeria Have Outside Oil? by almondjoy(f): 1:44pm On Apr 24, 2008
419 galactica and kidnapping of mulatto missionaries burned by the tropical sun-----all to catch anything that resembles Oyinbo for sure! kiss
Politics / Re: What Has Nigeria Got To Show For High Oil Prices by almondjoy(f): 1:40pm On Apr 24, 2008
7% of the world's illiterate children for sure! kiss


Money miss road country!
Crime / Re: Baby Rapist Sentenced To 1 Year In Prison, Gets N3000 Fine Option by almondjoy(f): 1:33pm On Apr 24, 2008
I thought Americans where the only rapists in Iraq and the rest of the world? shocked

So Nigeria has pediphilic rapists too?

No kidding! What is Yaradua's business with protecting the rights of women and children, when his compound is jam packed like a mormon compound full of wives and children he has not seen in like 20 years? cheesy


Yet, Nigerians will shout civil rights abuse and point fingers at others!


Hypocrites!

Too bad no moderator for this section. . . this thread belongs in the "Crime" section!


I just realised this is a MOHADANA thread! God forbid ma presence here. . . .

Zooms off. . . never to return!
Politics / Re: Us Military Recruits More Criminals In 2007 by almondjoy(f): 1:29pm On Apr 24, 2008
Very good! At least the US is wise enough to "export" it's criminals. Nigerians just import triple the number on a yearly basis!
Forum Games / Re: Post What's On Your Mind Right Now by almondjoy(f): 11:07am On Apr 24, 2008
Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Payday! For the gainfully employed! cool Time to rock and roll! kiss
Politics / Re: Polio Cases Double In Nigeria by almondjoy(f): 10:43am On Apr 24, 2008
4 Him:

thank you o jare. This almondjoy sef . . .

Abeg leave me and "Asiwaju" degree jare! It pays the bills!

4 Him:

we should now blame the west?

No one is blaming the west. I blame Nigerians and it's anti-trusting tribalistic factors which affects everyone else. Please put the blame where it should go. There is not trust among Nigerians and for good reason. One of the results is the fact that "Polio" cases have doubled in Nigeria. I personally will not allow myself to be vaccinated in Nigeria. . .

1. The health care officials will cut corners to sell cheap adulterated drugs

2. Lack of adequate regulatory bodies to monitor the health care sector. . . No standards of care.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Still Need A Man This Year by almondjoy(f): 8:16am On Apr 24, 2008
Only snappy headed hoes come to a local website to hunt for dudes! Desperado! kiss
Forum Games / Re: Post What's On Your Mind Right Now by almondjoy(f): 8:03am On Apr 24, 2008
Ijiji1:

Almondjoy aka "trouble maker" you naver die, up till now Oga seun never ban you permanently. The last time way I see you, you and nwado aka "christian defender " been the fight like there is no tomorrow. I hope say una don settle by now. grin

Me? Trouble maker? shocked  Ban me permanently for speaking the truth and defending my rights to free speech/posts? tongue

Yes oooooooooooooooooh!  Me and de nwando do settle! cheesy

Don't worry.  . .I go soon leave Nairaland for una.  I don register for another website to keep myself busy.  Just be patient!  Una go beg me to come back and I will not! cheesy  I have my plans so do not worry!

I will soon prove to you that my life does not begin and end on Nairaland! Just be patient I say. wink
Forum Games / Re: Who Are You Missing Today? by almondjoy(f): 8:02am On Apr 24, 2008
Olanajim! smiley
Travel / Re: Best Airports You Have Been To? by almondjoy(f): 7:54am On Apr 24, 2008
Chicago O'Hare---------------------------USA!!!! cool

Detroit

Schipol-Amstedam. . . like to watch those gamblers.

Charles De Gaul-France
Travel / Re: Why Do People 'Disrespect' London? by almondjoy(f): 7:50am On Apr 24, 2008
Thank God for America!

The place/people are just too dry and stiff for words.  Terrible sense of humor. . .and the place is "backward"! angry  Defies civilization----------too colonial even by Nigerian standards.  I prefer China abeg.
Family / Re: Marriage, Children And Career Can It Be Arrange In The Order Of There Priority by almondjoy(f): 7:44am On Apr 24, 2008
1. Career. . . 2. Children. . . 3. Marriage!

With a sound career. . . . I can take care of ma children even without marriage! kiss

Marriage is the least important to me. cool
Forum Games / Re: Post What's On Your Mind Right Now by almondjoy(f): 7:41am On Apr 24, 2008
I just tire for these dudes for ma work place! cheesy Deem no dey tire to flirt at all.

Yeye people! cheesy
Politics / Re: Baba Face by almondjoy(f): 7:32am On Apr 24, 2008
Hereditary ugliness!

Tufiakwa!

Thank God Muyiwa did not marry a Nigerian. . .to break the curse of ugliness in that lineage at least!


Hmm! God have mercy!
Politics / Re: The Vision Of Our Rulers. by almondjoy(f): 7:30am On Apr 24, 2008
cola:

And what is the point of your venom-pouring and names calling!
Some guys can stay in the comfort of their asylum or whatever in europe or America and rather than give some hope to people who aren't as fortunate as they probably are, they write and talk as if they made the countries they emigrated to what it is!

Nigeria is in a mess, no doubt, but pray tell us:

what have you done to help in any little way?
what are you doing to help in any little way?
what can you possibly do to help in any little way?

Look and talk down on the country and its people? No, I don't think that's the way to go.

Simon Kolawole's article is, in my opinion, his own contribution to nation building, and it's so much appreciated, but your hate article, names-calling and venom-pouring certainly ISN'T.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Anything else? Sorry no apologies. . .quench if you want to. I have exercised my right to free speech or should I say posts! kiss kiss
Politics / Re: Are Titles Really Important? by almondjoy(f): 7:26am On Apr 24, 2008
Let us not forget the title J.P.!

For those not entitled to bear "Justice of the Peace". . . They settle for "Jerusalem Pilgirm"! cheesy

Even when the only Jerusalem they have ever been to is their village shrine! cheesy
Business / Re: Yar’adua Orders Investigation Of Maltreatment Of Nigerians By Foreign Airlines by almondjoy(f): 7:18am On Apr 24, 2008
na2day?:

this girl, u need to be in therapy


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!  Thank you!  I dash you the thread. kiss  I hate agberos. . .especially if you are based in Nigeria. . .so please go and look for your kind!


Now back to topic.

I am frankly not interested in the state of Yar-arse-dua's kidneys or lack thereof!

I really wanted to see what evidences existed of this so-called maltreatment of "royal" Nigerians by the "racist" foreign airlines!

I do not see any. . . . . so I will have to say

GOODBYE THREAD!!!!

I do not like to deal with unsubstantiated stories from rumour-mongering, low lives of Nigerians! When I see some evidence. . .perhaps I shall return.  Threads with 5 pages or more absolutely bore me to death for lack of pleasant company. Time to enjoy some music on Youtube! cool
Politics / Re: 11 Million Nigerian Children Out Of School by almondjoy(f): 7:11am On Apr 24, 2008
80million illiterate kids world wide divided by 11million illiterate kids in Nigeria.

7% of the world illiterate children are in Nigeria?


Hmmmmmmmmmmmm!   Why am I not surprised? undecided
Business / Re: Yar’adua Orders Investigation Of Maltreatment Of Nigerians By Foreign Airlines by almondjoy(f): 7:07am On Apr 24, 2008
nobilia:

Since the post has gone into yaradua illness. Let us humanly wish him good health and miraculous cure. Let us also wish the great Ghani of Nigeria good health too, I heard he's got cancer. Nigeria's problem did not happen in a day neither will it end in a day. In my own opinion, Yaradua is doing his best after inheriting leadership from a man that left us with a raised VAT and fuel price for a parting gift.
All of us have much to contribute to help Nigeria, starting from our homes and surroundings. Every little effort nomatter how minute goes a long way in helping our situations. Let us speak well about our country, other countries have their own dirty linens.
For example, I was praising Nigeria and abundant investment opportunities at a dinner party, I did not know that some people picked interest on it, I was just informed that two investors at the party have applied for visas to visit Nigeria and see areas they can invest in. We all owe this to Nigeria not mindin the suffering our leaders have brought to us. Everyman is his own maker or destroyer, it is not always the leaders though I have known humans to always blame others when things go wrong.
It may be too little a thing for a president to be involved in matters as this but with what he has said I think BA will think twice before doing such stuffs again. Even animals are tamed by love and respect. We Nigerians maybe somehow but most of us I am aware does not abuse respect. What we are demanding from BA is not preferential treatment, it is only for them to treat us with human respect. Human dignity is a fundamental human right within the montessouri convention letters.
Almond, please do not reply to my post, I wouldn't want to be insulted or insult any one, please for heaven sake.


Fine with me!  Because na only me and you dey for this thread this night. . . I for insult you well well! angry Next time. . .do not attack ma posts and I will not look in your direction!


Long hissssssssssssssssssssssssss!
Business / Re: Yar’adua Orders Investigation Of Maltreatment Of Nigerians By Foreign Airlines by almondjoy(f): 7:02am On Apr 24, 2008


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Oga Alhaji, why have you taken this thread down to personal level. Are you having wet dreams about Almondjoy, again?

Why is it difficult for you focus on the big picture and not all this I go give you dirty slap kind of talk?

Bro, if you checked all that Almond posted in this forum I do not think that you will be seeing my own posts the way you are seeing it. I respect women and I do not easily get angry but what is it in Almonds head that is sending her coconuts in NLD.
She should only post in the culture forum, she needs to learn a few things from there.
About the wet dream stuff, I loathe her


Only a mad person like you will have fantasies of a mad woman like me. . . Do you have this kind healthy babe in your village? cheesy With only 13 posts, na only almondjoy you see for Nairaland? cheesy You useless recycled banned poster with multiple IDs. Keep dreaming of ma fat juicy thighs ok? You ain't getting none of it! kiss

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